Chapter 144: Eating melons and pretending to be a god, so happy
Tang Shiba's attack this time was very severe, more severe than ever before.
These two people are not yet adults. If they are not taught a lesson now, something big will definitely happen in the future.
The two men who were beaten were screaming and howling. Village chief Qiao jumped up anxiously, feeling sorry for his two sons but not knowing how to stop the fight.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting!"
"I'll beat you two bastards to death. I'll give you three ears and two lumps. I'll beat you until you jump up and down! I'll make you bark like dogs."
Tang Shiba held their faces and took off his shoes and put them on top of them.
"You dare to bark like a dog? If you keep barking like a dog, I'll throw you into the Maoshi Pit and make you eat shit!"
"I dare not, I dare not, sister, you are our sister! My dear sister!"
The two men quickly begged for mercy and lay on the ground gasping for breath.
They didn't expect the new girl to be so fierce, so fierce that they had no ability to resist.
It's so embarrassing.
They must avenge this grudge!
Tang Shiba let them go, snorted coldly and sat on the stool.
When the two men remembered, Tang Shiba yelled at them again.
"Kneel down, my elder sister is like a mother to me. If I don't teach you, I will."
[Host, these two little brats are still unconvinced. They must be holding back something.]
[Haha, as for them, I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve, so let them come.]
Village chief Qiao felt extremely distressed when he saw his two sons with bruised faces and noses.
"Oh, why are they beaten so badly, Eighteen? They are your brothers!"
"Ah, old man, I beat them because I saw they didn't respect you, and you still want to plead for them?"
Village Chief Qiao looked a little embarrassed, "How can you hit your brother right after meeting him? How are you going to get along in the future?"
[You're still spoiling them! These two are planning to go out and rob people. If you don't take good care of them, you'll go to jail!]
What!
Village chief Qiao was so angry that his face turned red. He wanted to slap them twice, but he felt sorry for them and didn't do it in the end.
I had no choice but to stand aside and keep silent.
However, his two younger brothers, Qiao Da and Qiao Er, looked at Tang Shiba in shock!
How did she know they were going to rob?
No, it's that they can hear her thoughts?
Qiao Da jumped up and pointed at her with a look of horror.
"You are Ga, you are Ga!"
He grabbed his neck, his face full of horror! What was going on? Why couldn't he say anything?
Tang Shiba was displeased and slammed the table hard, scaring Qiao Dazhen to kneel down.
Qiao Er also made a sound, but ended up saying nothing.
The two brothers knew that this cheap sister in front of them was probably not simple!
No wonder they can’t win!
It's a bit scary, what's going on?
The two looked at each other and both got scared!
Soon, all the prestigious people in the village came to the village chief's house. As soon as they entered the door, they saw the two sons of the Qiao family kneeling on the ground.
The village chief was standing aside with a complicated expression on his face.
The village chief was thinking that his newly adopted daughter was too tough and he couldn't afford to offend her.
"Lord Dragon God, I've called them all here!"
The two old men were very respectful to Tang Shiba, which surprised Village Chief Qiao?
What is going on?
How come the world has changed so much in the time it takes him to kill a chicken?
Tang Shiba immediately put on a smiling expression and called out to everyone to sit down first.
Seven or eight people came into the room, including the village party secretary, group leaders, and the elders who had a say in the village.
After arriving, some were curious about Tang Shiba, some didn't care, and some were extremely angry.
"Qiao Feng, what are you doing? You actually let your son kneel in front of a stranger. What kind of person is that?"
"I heard someone came to our Qiao Village pretending to be the Dragon God. Haha, I think he's here to deceive people."
"Qiao Feng, what's wrong with you? I heard you picked up a daughter. You're out of your mind. Why didn't you discuss it with us before picking her up?"
"Yes, if she is not your daughter, wouldn't the dragon energy in our village be polluted?"
[Host, I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it or not.]
[Remain calm, use civilized language, and don't teach children bad things.]
[That skinny one, the one who looks like a certain type, a tuberculosis patient, always coughing up thick phlegm and spitting everywhere, especially the cleaner the place.]
Everyone was shocked!
Can they hear what this girl is thinking?
Seeing that they were all stunned, the two old men at the beginning became proud.
See, she is the Dragon God, she knows everything.
[Tsk tsk, it's fine if he vomited at home, but he also went to other people's houses to vomit, vomiting all over the floor. Ouch, he even vomited into someone else's pig feed pot.]
[Will he vomit in someone else's pot next time?]
vomit……
So disgusting!
Everyone knew who Tang Shiba was talking about, and they all looked at the thin village head.
Everyone knew he spit, but no one expected him to be so disgusting!
The man's face turned blue. He didn't know whether to spit out the phlegm in his mouth or not, so he just swallowed it.
Everyone felt like vomiting after watching it.
"Team leader, do you want me to get you a trash can? I see you swallowed all the phlegm."
Qiao Da and Qiao Er were young people, and they felt disgusted when they heard the words.
Don't let the team leader come to their house anymore, it's really disgusting.
"Don't look at me, let's get down to business!"
The team leader felt embarrassed when his bad habits were pointed out. He didn't want to be like that, but he had poor lungs.
This girl is simply not a human being!
The village chief quickly stepped out to break the awkward silence, "I've verified with the two uncles that she is indeed my daughter."
"Come on, it's just a blood test, just do it, I have plenty of blood."
[And that short, stubby old man who said I was a liar, tsk tsk.]
Who is short and ugly?
What's wrong with him.
Suddenly want to know what to do?
It’s hard for everyone anyway, so let’s all suffer together.
He can't finish his diapers, refuses to take medicine, and walks around wearing them every day. Oh, not only does he buy them for himself, but he also won't let his daughter-in-law buy one for his grandson, saying that open-crotch pants are enough for the child. Is that environmentally friendly and frugal?
Tang Shiba was sighing. The people in this village seemed old-fashioned on the surface, but they were actually accepting high-tech products in private. Wasn’t it just that they had problems with their thinking and couldn’t open up their minds?
There are so many weird things everywhere, and there is a nest of them in Qiaojia Village.
Wearing diapers?
Who is it?
So advanced.
Everyone looked at each other, but no one could guess who Tang Shiba was talking about.
The one who was exposed straightened his back and refused to show any guilt.
If everyone knew that he was wearing diapers and his grandson was wearing open-crotch pants in the cold weather, he would be completely embarrassed.
The village party secretary began to sweat.
If they keep exposing things like this, they won't have any secrets left.
Please stop talking, he believes it, isn’t it enough that he believes it!
[And that one, I especially like the horse one! ]
Like horses?
They know this person.
Everyone looked at the tallest man among them.
The man was a patrolman in the village. He usually patrolled the village intersection to prevent strangers from coming to Qiaojia Village.
What happened to him? I'm so curious!
Say it quickly!
Chatting has never been so exciting.
Today they finally satisfied their gossipy hearts.
Once you have caught the other person's weakness, you can tease him or her when you meet him or her on the road.
The tall middle-aged man began to feel scared when he saw everyone's eyes were on him.
Oh my God, please don't say anything earth-shattering!
He was afraid he couldn't bear it!
[Puchi, since he can't ride a horse, he'll just... ride his pig! Hahahaha!]
What!
Riding a pig?
Phew!
Someone laughed.
[Haha, the pigs were all asleep, but he still woke them up, then rode on them and ran around the pigpen. Haha, he even yelled "Go!"]
Tang Shiba imagined that scene and was so happy that he almost couldn't hold it in.
Oh my god, the melons here are so delicious!
It’s almost on par with the entertainment industry.
The person being eaten couldn't sit still any longer and started shouting!
"She is Lord Dragon God. She is the savior of our Qiao Village!"
"Lord Dragon God, please guide us in the direction of advancement!"
[They're really addicted. I didn't say anything, but they believed it? Oh, I haven't even finished eating the melon yet!]
Tang Shiba looked regretful. Since they were so cooperative, she would continue acting.
"Ahem, I came here this time because I felt that I didn't have enough dragon energy!"
"What!" Everyone was shocked!
Is the dragon energy running out? Is Qiao Village doomed?
Seeing their panic-stricken faces, Tang Shiba was speechless.
"Therefore, this Dragon God wants to open the gates of Qiao Village and publicize some of its customs. Only in this way can this Dragon God's dragon energy be restored to its original state!"
Everyone shook their heads immediately!
"No! This is the tradition of our Qiao Village, we can't break it!"
"Yes, Lord Dragon God, if the gate is opened, the dragon energy of Qiao Village will leak out!"
"How can we let outsiders in? No, absolutely not!"
Tang Shiba slammed the table and everyone fell silent in fear!
She was intimidating without being angry, and she made everyone present quiet down.
"Promoting the customs of my village is promoting me, the Dragon God. What? You don't want to believe in me anymore?"
Everyone shook their heads hurriedly!
“I dare not!”
"Then it's settled!"
Everyone fell silent and agreed.
Only the village chief and his two sons were confused from beginning to end.
Tang Shiba said again.
"A group of people will come to the village at that time. If they have any requests, try your best to meet them. Don't stop them. Do you understand?"
Someone raised an objection, "What if they have bad intentions towards our village?"
Tang Shiba chuckled, "With this Dragon God guarding the village, who dares to offend!"
Well, with this sentence, they have no objection.
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