Chapter 151 This charlatan can play with snakes, interesting
As soon as Tang Shiba entered, the door was closed.
Now, I can't see anything.
Live broadcast room
【Why can’t I see it? 】
[Show us the screen quickly, or we'll make trouble! ]
【Rush in, rush in! 】
No matter how much the black fans make a fuss, they have to accept the fact that they can't see Tang Shiba for the time being.
Tang Shiba had been brought into the living room.
In the living room, a woman with a good figure was making tea with her back to her.
Tang Shiba took a big step and sat down opposite the woman.
The villagers who were brought in were a little angry when they saw how rude she was.
"Why don't you kneel down and bow to the Lord Dragon God when you see him?"
Tang Shiba glanced at her.
"Are you living in ancient times? I'm your guest, and I have to kowtow to you? You're so awesome, why don't you ask your ancestors to come out and kneel before you?"
"you!"
The man's face turned red after being scolded.
"What are you talking about? You're like me, and you still want to be a local emperor. If you really meet an ancient emperor, I'll kill him with one sword."
The man was speechless and could only stand aside with a red face and dissatisfaction.
After arguing with the man, Tang Shiba looked at the woman opposite him.
After taking a look, she frowned.
The woman had an ordinary appearance and looked to be under 30 years old.
She has a quiet face and a gentle temperament.
I can't find any fault with it.
But I just feel like there's something wrong.
Based on her many years of experience in the entertainment industry, she knew that the woman in front of her had undergone plastic surgery.
[Dog Tong, where's the melon? ]
【You haven't come in for half a day, are you trying to slack off? 】
System: He just said this yesterday.
[Host, wait a moment, her melon is a little slow, it's strange.]
Tang Shiba frowned, [Fool, idiot, dumbass, stupid, and now another slow-witted fool?]
【Host, I always feel like you are talking about me. 】
[I never said that, don't be delusional.]
The woman kept her head down making tea. Tang Shiba sat there for a while but she didn't say anything.
She smiled.
Comparing patience with her? Coincidentally, this is what she lacks the most, so it's a good opportunity to practice it.
Finally, the woman made tea, put down the teapot, and raised her ordinary face.
When he saw Tang Shiba, Qiao Yu was stunned and blurted out.
"You look familiar?"
It seems like I've seen her somewhere before?
For some reason, Qiao Yu felt a little nervous when he saw her.
It's like a body instinct.
"Oh, I'm naturally beautiful, all natural, no surgery. Many people think I look familiar when they see me."
Tang Shiba was still drawing a beard, and the woman opposite didn't recognize who she was for a moment.
【Host, the melon is coming. 】
Tang Shiba grinned widely and asked the woman directly.
"Woman, I heard you have something to talk to me about? If it's not about dinner, then nothing else is for discussion!"
"My name is Qiao Yu!"
"oh!"
Tang Shiba's attitude was so casual that the woman could no longer pretend.
"I asked you to come here because I want to meet the woman who pretended to be me."
Tang Shiba sneered, "Impersonating you? Don't you know your own worth? How dare you claim to be a god? Who gave you the courage? Fish Leong?"
"Some people are really strange. She is not herself, and she is not herself either. Isn't that strange?"
Qiao Yu couldn't bear it any longer and slammed the table with a "bang".
"Qiao Shiba, you have no remorse for impersonating me, the Dragon God. I will now let you see my power."
[Oh? Come straight to me? I like women who don't talk too much.]
[Dog Commander, she's about to perform a ritual, watch carefully.]
Tang Shibajing waited for her performance.
As a result, many small animals swam into the house?
For example, snakes, centipedes, and small ants?
[Oh my? She has this ability, no wonder! No wonder!]
Seeing the snake approaching Tang Shiba, Qiao Yu smiled coldly.
"If you kowtow to me and admit your mistake now, I will forgive you. Otherwise, you can wait to be bitten by a snake."
When the woman next to her saw the snake in the house, she devoutly called out "Lord Dragon God is mighty."
Seeing their smug looks, Tang Shiba calmly took out a small bottle from his bag and sprayed it at the snakes.
After being sprayed, the snakes started dancing on the spot, and some even did a somersault.
Then, flee in panic!
Qiao Yu's expression changed. "What did you do?"
Tang Shiba innocently put away the bottle.
"Realgar wine. I heard this is a snake village with lots of snakes, so I prepared some in advance."
[Hehe, snake meat is delicious. It's a pity that those snakes ran away so fast.]
[Host, can you please be more picky about your food and not eat everything? Who knows what these snakes usually eat? What if they eat feces?]
[Oh, you ate cabbage covered in manure when you were a kid, have you forgotten?]
System: He is always on the road to defeat. Who can be as good as him? He always wins zero points.
Tang Xiao, Tang Lin and Si Wu Yu outside were all worried when they heard Tang Shiba's thoughts.
There are snakes in the house, more than one!
But what made them laugh and cry was that Tang Shiba was not afraid of snakes at all and even wanted to eat them.
The woman was so angry with Tang Shiba that she refused to believe in evil and started releasing insects again.
Soon another group of bugs came into the house. Tang Shiba smiled viciously, calmly took out alcohol and sprayed them, then lit a lighter.
The bugs were on fire, spinning around in a circle, and then, they disappeared...
Qiao Yu: MMP, it seems like I was prepared to deal with her in advance, this fake thing is quite something.
[Hey, I always carry disinfectant with me to prevent snake and insect bites. Any more? I'll have a roasted insect feast.]
The bugs were also scared away by Tang Shiba's tricks.
The woman next to her was so surprised that she was speechless.
This??? This is all right?
Chang Hua in the closet: No chance to appear at all.
Qiao Yu had no choice but to use his last trump card.
She was a little flustered, but she pretended to be calm. "That's interesting, Qiao Shiba, we can have a good talk!"
She poured Tang Shiba a cup of tea and motioned her to drink while chatting.
Tang Shiba didn't drink it, but started eating melon.
[Tsk tsk, the villagers who were poisoned were drinking her tea? ]
Qiao Yu:!!!?
Omit...
After the shock, Qiao Yu lost his composure.
Can she hear Qiao Shiba's thoughts?
She...she...could she really be the Dragon God?
Qiao Yu shook his head again. Don’t believe in superstition, you must believe in science!
The villagers outside the door also heard Tang Shiba's gossip.
When they heard that it was the Dragon God who poisoned them, they were a little bit unconvinced.
The Dragon God loves them so much, how could he possibly poison them!
This must be fake!
"Qiao Shiba, you seem to be quite capable. How about following me from now on?"
If the hard way doesn't work, she will try the soft way. She just doesn't believe that Tang Shiba won't be moved.
[Oh, follow her? How much does it cost per day? If it's not 10 million, I won't consider it.]
[Host, your request is too high. You can lower it a bit.]
Tang Shiba held out his hand. "Five million a day, and I'll agree to it. How about that?"
Qiao Yu glared at him, "How dare you tease me, Qiao Shiba? I have plenty of ways to deal with you. Don't be so ignorant and agree to it quickly."
"Chen Huahua, how does it feel to live with a different face?"
When Qiao Yu heard the familiar name, his body trembled and he froze for a moment, as if he was in some kind of fear!
She stared at Tang Shiba intently, "Who are you?"
Tang Shiba chuckled, "You were beaten by me before, so why, have you forgotten?"
"That year, that month, that day, at that time, you suddenly used a snake to scare me, and then I slapped you and sent you flying."
"Forgot? Do you want me to remind you?"
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