Chapter 220 Everyone is sick, no need to test
The guard thought these three people were going crazy. They actually kept poisonous snakes as pets, which was out of line.
After confirming that the three people had nothing with them, the guard let them in.
"Come here and do a simple test." There is another level after entering.
A doctor in a white coat called them over.
"I will ask you a few questions later. You must answer truthfully and not lie. Understand?"
The doctor in the white coat took a look at Si Wu Yu and felt that he looked familiar, as if he had seen him on some wall before.
But he couldn't remember it for a moment?
Several people nodded in agreement. No matter what the question was, they just had to answer wrong.
"I ask, you answer, and you can have different answers."
"It's started!"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Fang Cheng raised his hand excitedly. "I know this. It's a scientific question that dates back a long, long time."
Tang Lin interrupted him: "The chicken came first, because I like the chicken-eating game, not the egg-laying game."
Fang Cheng was dissatisfied. How could Tang Lin interrupt him so casually without any courtesy?
Yang Xin followed suit: "The egg came first, because the chicken would say it jumped out of a stone, and the stone is the fossilized egg."
Did your parents tell you they were born from a rock?
Du Xiaotian thought for a moment and said, "Chickens came first. Because chickens lay eggs everywhere, that's why there are so many free-range chickens."
Du Wei also replied, "The chicken came first, because in the word for egg, the word chicken comes first."
Ouyang Xuan said, "The chicken came first, because the chicken laid the eggs!"
Seems to be fine!
Sun Qian, "The egg came first, because they both evolved from cells."
I don't understand this, I haven't studied it.
Tang Xiao said calmly, "I don't like eating either chicken or eggs."
Okay, another picky eater.
It was Si Wu Yu's turn, and everyone wanted to hear his answer.
Si Wu Yu frowned, "I am neither the chicken nor the egg, how can I know which came out first?"
Uh... is it so simple and crude?
Everyone looked at Tang Shiba again. What was her answer?
Tang Shiba chuckled, "I coined the word 'egg,' so they appeared at the same time."
Everyone... always feels like something is weird?
But it seems that there is nothing wrong?
The doctor also scratched his head, feeling puzzled. He just asked a random question, but how did he get so many answers? He would definitely study it carefully when he got to the city.
"Second question, do monkeys walk standing up or crawling?"
monkey?
Huh?
This is a bit difficult.
The monkeys they saw could walk both by crawling and by standing, and there were many types of monkeys. Which one should they answer?
Tang Shiba raised his hands, "They move by jumping, because even before Monkey King went on his pilgrimage, he was jumping around!"
Si Wuyu also spoke up, "Monkeys walk upright. After Monkey King went on his journey to the West, he has been walking upright."
Fang Cheng followed suit and said, "The monkeys are flying because Monkey King is flying most of the time during his journey to the West."
Tang Lin also raised his head, with a look of certainty, "Monkeys fight their way around. Monkey King was always fighting monsters on his journey to obtain scriptures!"
Tang Xiao nodded seriously, "He can also swim, fly, swim, and do anything."
Yang Xin found it a bit difficult. "I think you can also walk while squatting. I went to the zoo and saw monkeys. They all like to squat together and look for lice on each other."
Sun Qian frowned. "Monkeys crawl. They are reptiles!"
Ouyang Xuan thought about it and also said it was a reptile.
Du Xiaotian denied all of this, saying, "Monkeys swing as they go. They live in trees all the time, and most of them swing on the swings."
Du Wei agrees with his son's statement!
The doctor couldn't describe his feelings in words at this moment.
Needless to say, they are all sick, and their illnesses are serious!
I won’t test it anymore. If I do, I’m afraid the monkey will really be able to fly.
"Okay, you're all wrong. You're all crazy. The dormitories are being assigned now. Men and women will live separately. There are three floors here. You can choose your own. You only get one chance to choose each month. If you choose this time, you can only change it next month."
To live separately
If Ouyang Xuan is unhappy, then her plan will be difficult to implement.
Du Xiaotian waited for his father to choose him before making a choice because he didn't want to live with him.
Du Wei saw what his son was thinking and remained silent without making a choice.
Yang Xin would definitely follow Tang Shiba, and Sun Qian would naturally follow her daughter.
As for the others, they all wanted to follow Tang Shiba.
So they were all waiting for Tang Shiba to make a choice.
Tang Shiba chose the third floor without hesitation.
The doctor was surprised. "When you came here, didn't they tell you what the third floor was?"
"I told you that the third floor is the most fun, isn't it?"
It’s so damn fun. There are always fights on the third floor. If a newcomer goes there, he will definitely get hurt.
Seeing their insistence, the doctor asked them to think about it again, "This is not a joke."
"No kidding!" Everyone followed Tang Shiba. Wherever she went, everyone followed. The minority obeyed the majority.
Seeing that he couldn't persuade them, the doctor directly classified them as the first level.
"The nurse will take you to get clothes and toiletries later."
After the nurse took them away, the doctor muttered to himself, "They look normal, but they are all seriously ill."
The doctor then looked at the trio with two venomous snakes wrapped around their necks. "Their condition seems quite serious. Didn't they resist at all on the way here?"
The three of them pointed at their faces and asked, "Can't you see? Your face is so swollen!"
Seeing their faces swollen like pigs, the doctor sympathetically gave them a bottle of anti-inflammatory medicine and said, "I'm glad you can bring them back safely. Thank you for all the hard work."
Only the three of them can persevere in this kind of task. I admire them!
After Tang Shiba and the others went in, the three of them hurried to where they had placed their luggage.
When they arrived, there was no luggage, only a pile of animal feces?
No, where is your luggage? Why is it gone when you get back?
Could it be that they have accomplices?
Should I tell the dean?
Just as this thought came to mind, the snake on their necks suddenly opened its mouth wide, frightening the three people so much that they quickly begged for mercy, "Uncle Snake, we did nothing. We were wrong."
Is this snake a psychopath? No, they have to find a way to get the snake down, otherwise they will have to see Tai Nai at any time.
The news that the three people kept poisonous snakes as pets quickly spread throughout the hospital.
When people in the hospital see them, they give them a thumbs-up and say, "Awesome!"
They have even created new types of snakes by playing with them. They are really risking their lives.
After Tang Shiba and the others received their belongings, they were taken to the first floor by the nurse.
As they walked, the nurse explained the hospital's rules. "Except for sleeping time, you are free to move around at other times. But don't go up to the second and third floors easily, because they often fight, and people from the second and third floors will come down. Since you're new here, it's best to stay in the dormitory and don't run around outside."
"Aren't we going to the third floor? Why the first floor?"
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