Chapter 475: Anti-establishment, this time you are dead
As soon as he got home, Ergou jumped up excitedly.
"Ang ang ang! Ang ang ang!"
Tang Shiba slapped it lightly, "What are you talking about? I'm back alive, haven't I? It's only been a few days since we last met, and you're acting like this?"
Ergou buried his head in his little master's arms with grievance: the little master is not at home, and everyone at home is so mean. Not only do they play with their phones, but they also turn on the TV, which makes him panic when he sees the pictures of the park. Fortunately, the little master is back safely, woo woo woo...
Tang Shiba pushed Ergou away, only to see Gu Qingcheng walking towards him with a big belly. After not seeing her for a few days, she seemed to have lost some weight?
[Amazing! She works out with her second brother at the gym every day. Isn't she worried that her child will be born with pectoral and abdominal muscles?]
The corners of Tang Xiao's mouth twitched.
What he actually wanted to ask was, is it really okay for pregnant women to exercise?
But after a few days of sparring, nothing seems to happen...
His wife has such a good physique, no wonder she's fine with frequent intimacy...
Ahem, he can't bear it anymore...
It is said that some scumbag men will take the opportunity to cheat on their wives while they are pregnant.
Not to mention cheating, he even felt uneasy when he looked at other people.
"Sister, brother, you have suffered so much, but luckily you are back safely!"
As she was talking, Gu Qingcheng started to cry. Tang Lao Er panicked and quickly hugged her in his arms, "Don't cry, it's not good for your health!"
[It’s not a sin for a woman to cry. If she cries too much, her child will find another husband!]
Gu Qingcheng choked and hurriedly grabbed Tang Laoer's sleeve to wipe away her tears.
She works out so that she can give birth to a healthy child. If she loses the child because of crying, she will definitely vomit blood and die.
After a while, Shang Yun also came.
Tang Lin and Tang Shiba were not very familiar with her, so they were very polite when they saw her.
After the food was served, Tang's father looked at the time and said, "It's already six o'clock. Hasn't that kid Wu Yu come yet?"
"Dad, he has to go to the company to do something and won't be coming tonight."
[I heard that Si's parents are not very happy with their son and are planning to return to the company to seize power! This story has gone viral!]
When they heard there was a melon, everyone pricked up their ears.
The news outside is not very accurate, the melons here from my sister must be delicious and accurate.
But who knew that Tang Shiba was deliberately keeping them in suspense? Dinner was over, but they still hadn’t heard what happened next?
What happened next? Why didn't you continue eating?
After dinner, the whole family chatted in the living room.
The host of the chat was none other than the smug Tang San.
"You don't know how terrifying the park is..."
Tang Shiba was too lazy to listen to his pretense and took out his cell phone to send a message to Si Wuyu.
"Is the matter settled?"
The reply from the other end was quick, "We're processing it, don't worry."
She was not worried. Her luck had returned, and without the interference of the anti-establishment forces, Si Wuyu was safer than anyone else.
Tang Shiba leaned on the sofa and listened to her family chatting. As she listened, she fell asleep.
Mother Tang had been paying attention to her daughter. Seeing that she had fallen asleep, she quickly made a gesture to keep quiet.
Everyone stopped talking and the room suddenly became unspeakably quiet.
Even Ergou, who was standing next to him, walked quietly, for fear of waking up his sleeping little master.
When Tang Lao San saw its obscene movements, he gave it a thumbs up: It’s worthy of being Er Gou, it never lets down at critical moments!
It was already noon the next day when Tang Shiba woke up.
She reached for her phone and checked the time, only to find several missed calls.
She thought something had happened and quickly opened her phone to take a look.
The missed call was not from family, nor from Si Wuyu, but from a stranger?
[Host, this belongs to Si Wawa. He took a lot of cash from Ouyang Xuan's bag and secretly went out to buy a cell phone while we were away.]
[These past few days, he's been completely addicted to games. One time, he was so engrossed in the game that he forgot to buy food, leaving Ouyang Xuan so hungry that she kept calling for her dad.]
Is it so cheating?
Tang Shiba clicked on the missed call and dialed it. The person on the other end was about to make a pentakill, but when he saw it was his master's call, he quickly exited the game interface and answered the call.
"Master~"
Tang Shiba lay on the bed and asked lazily, "Tell Ouyang Xuan that I'll come find her later!"
"Okay~"
Why does he have a tail when he speaks? Why is this dummy as sticky as a real person...
Just as they were about to leave, Tang Lao San and Er Gou followed behind. Tang Shiba looked at them in confusion, "Where are you going?"
"Sister, do you want to go out and play? Ergou said he wants to go out and broaden his horizons. Can you take us with you?"
Tang Lin knew that his sister was going to cause trouble, and as a spectator, how could he miss the opportunity to be a part of it.
[Should I take him to see Ouyang Xuan? It's not impossible. I'll take him there to annoy her!]
Angry at Ouyang Xuan? Sure, irritating people was his specialty.
"Walk!"
The man and the dog ran faster than anyone else, fearing that Tang Shiba would not take them with him.
Ouyang Xuan Villa.
Si Wawa knew that Tang Shiba was coming, so he hid his cell phone and waited at the door early.
When Si Wawa saw that his master had brought a man and a dog with him, the smile on his face faded.
Seeing Si Wuyu was there, Tang Lin was a little surprised, "Why are you here?"
Could it be that he is here to eat melons as well?
Ergou shouted at Siwawa twice: You are not a human being, you are just a ball. If it weren’t for that face, I would bite you twice.
Si Wawa raised his eyebrows at Ergou: Come and bite me if you dare, let’s see who gets scolded first!
Ergou snorted and reluctantly went up and rubbed him twice: I'll rub you to death, you dummy!
"I'll play for a while!"
Sure enough, he is here to eat melons!
Tang Shiba led the person to the living room, then pointed to the room upstairs and said to Tang Lin with a smile, "There's someone upstairs. Go up and teach her how to change a bag into other styles!"
Tang Lin's eyes lit up. "This is my specialty. She really found the right master!"
The man and the dog rushed forward impatiently.
[Dog unification, go and control the anti-unification! ]
【Oh my, here I go! 】
The anti-unification movement was already at its worst. Seeing the melon around his neck, he threw up his hands, feeling hopeless. "I surrender! I want to negotiate terms!"
[Talk about you, you cotton feather duster! You still have the right to negotiate terms? I'll talk you into a hole in the head and a bloody mess in the ass.]
There is no doubt that those who oppose unification were beaten up again!
He had no way to express his anti-unification pain, but for the sake of survival, he endured it and he was determined not to log off this time!
In the living room, Si Wawa poured a glass of water for Tang Shiba.
"Ouyang Xuan is on her last legs. She had an attack before and fainted for two days before waking up!"
[Host, he's talking nonsense! He clearly forgot to buy food for Ouyang Xuan, and she fainted from hunger!]
Tang Shiba looked at him with a half-smile, "Do you think I believe it?"
Si Wawa confessed pitifully, "I was so bored, so I used Ouyang Xuan's money to buy a phone. I was so engrossed in playing games that I forgot to buy her food, and then she fainted from hunger!"
He imitated that aggrieved little expression so well that Tang Shiba couldn't bear to blame him when he saw that face.
Anyway, it’s okay as long as Ouyang Xuan is fine.
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