Chapter 55: Social Death, Eating Too Many Snacks and Farting in the Car



Chapter 55: Social Death, Eating Too Many Snacks and Farting in the Car

"puff!"

Another fart was released.

The driver was embarrassed and broke the weird atmosphere, "Haha, it's normal to have an upset stomach. There's no toilet right now, so we can only park at the foot of the mountain."

Tang Xueqing was shocked and his face turned red.

"puff!"

Another fart, she wanted to jump out of the car immediately and find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Tang Shiba covered his nose and wanted to jump out of the car, "What on earth did you eat?"

It's so stinky.

It stink even worse than the fish in the sewer!

[System: What else can I eat? Snacks. I didn't remember last time I cleaned the toilet, so I bought a bunch more and put them in the drawer. I even ate a bag of beans when I came here.]

Tang Shiba opened the window to let the wind in.

She actually didn't want to be so exaggerated. After all, it's healthier to let out some energy, isn't it?

She just didn't want to miss the opportunity to humiliate Tang Xueqing.

If she farted today, Tang Xueqing would definitely say: Oh sister, the meaning of life lies in exercise, and human health lies in circulation. Qi is the garbage of the body. If you fart, you will live longer!

Pooh!

Fortunately, it didn’t take long to reach the foot of the mountain. As soon as the car stopped, Tang Xueqing ran to the toilet wearing a mask.

It looked like he was about to put it in his pocket.

The driver got out of the car to smoke, looking towards the supermarket from time to time.

Tang Shiba also got out of the car to breathe some fresh air, and then walked into the supermarket.

She bought two bottles of wine and some snacks.

She didn't eat it and just left it in the car.

The driver took a look and said in surprise, "What a good wine, Miss Tang, do you want some?"

"no!"

The driver swallowed, put out his cigarette and got in the car.

After Tang Xueqing released the garbage, the car continued to drive up the mountain.

It will probably take about half an hour.

Tang Shiba was bored and opened Weibo.

When I clicked on it, a lot of messages tagging her popped up.

She took a look and found that none of the people who tagged her knew her.

"Someone in the entertainment industry has been ruined again!"

"Someone has reported Yang Chengqiang for raping a minor! We strongly recommend that this scum be executed!"

"The girl's parents called the police and Yang Cheng was taken away."

"A large number of secretly filmed videos and photos were found on Yang Cheng's computer's Y drive!"

"Scum of the entertainment industry, permanently banned!"

"Sister, what are you looking at?"

Tang Xueqing came over, and Tang Shiba took a photo of her face openly.

Tang Xueqing was shocked when he saw the content on Weibo!

She glanced at Tang Shiba and couldn't help asking her, "Why do you know all this? Are you really talking nonsense?"

What is she saying? She sent another person to jail?

If that's the case, then doesn't she know everything about her?

It was too horrible! She didn't dare to think about it, because if she did, she would end up in jail!

Tang Shiba showed her a message from a hater, "It was leaked by a hater, what does it have to do with me?"

Tang Xueqing is dreaming, she doesn’t know everything!

For example, she can’t get the melon of the person she sent messages to, there must be something wrong with her!

Tang Xueqing felt relieved when he saw it.

Tang Shiba noticed her expression, said nothing, and continued to browse Weibo.

Then, I accidentally saw a Weibo post from the movie star???

Did she pay attention? When did it happen?

Oh, damn original owner!

"Looking forward to seeing you again o beautiful scenery."

Also posted a landscape picture.

The ambiguous words caused Weibo to fall.

Fans have been speculating whether Actor Si has someone he likes.

But some fans refuted the rumor, saying that Actor Si was just missing the places he had visited and wanted to go see them again.

However, fans still took it to heart and began looking for various clues.

Tang Shiba paused on the landscape photo for a while before continuing to scroll down.

Soon, she saw her own ugly photos and various emoticons...

She clicked on it and took a look. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it. She clicked like and saved it to use.

The blogger saw her likes and excitedly sent a message in the group.

"Heibao, our emoticon package made with real people has been successfully seen by Hudou! I have a 100% feeling that she will collect it."

The messages in the group were overwhelming.

"I'm so touched that Hu Dou finally noticed us."

"Woo woo woo, today two Black Treasures met Hu Dou and had a fight with Tang Xueqing's fans."

"What? Only two Black Treasures? Oh my god, why are you joining in the fun? You'll definitely be looked down upon."

"Don't let her see you fighting! It'll make a bad impression on her!"

If Tang Shiba saw what they were talking about, he would definitely say: Thank you for making me darker.

Soon, the car arrived outside the villa. The driver took out Tang Xueqing's luggage and let them go in by themselves.

"I won't see you off. This is a private villa and ordinary people can't enter."

Tang Shiba handed him the snacks he had bought, "Uncle, you've worked hard on the journey. The weather is getting colder. Take these snacks with you on the road."

The driver was stunned and tried to refuse with some embarrassment, "Miss, this is what I should do. I can't accept it."

"I've already bought it, and I won't eat it, so you can take it."

The driver refused for a moment, then took the bag and had a much better impression of Tang Shiba.

"Then I wish you two ladies a happy time."

After the driver left, Tang Xueqing came over with the suitcase, struggling to drag it. She asked curiously, "What did you give the driver? Why is he so happy?"

"Oh, I bought him a pack of cigarettes, so he's a little happy."

Nonsense o Tang Shiba

Tang Xueqing was disdainful. Why buy cigarettes for a driver? His parents still pay him a salary every month.

Tang Xueqing was wearing high heels and couldn't drag the luggage, so she pitifully asked Tang Shiba to help her.

"Sister, could you please help me? Zhou Dan is helping to set up the scene and it's not convenient for her to come out to pick us up."

Please help me~_(:::з」∠)_嘤嘤嘤

Tang Shiba had no problem with spoiling people. "Then you should change your shoes. My hands are not suitable for rough work."

Tang Xueqing's tears fell, and she angrily threw the box to the ground and sat down on the ground.

"Sister, what exactly are you dissatisfied with me for? I'm not arguing with you anymore. Don't you even give me a little face?"

[Tang Xueqing has started again. She's so immersed in the role. Should I accept it?]

[If I answer her, she'll babble, babble. If I don't answer her, she'll whine again...]

At this moment, Gu Qingcheng walked out and saw Tang Xueqing sitting on the ground crying.

She thought Tang Shiba had bullied her, so she walked over angrily and helped her up.

"Tang Shiba, how could you bully your sister like this?"

Her tone was full of disappointment. After helping Tang Xueqing up, she picked up her luggage.

[System: The fun is here. Tang Xueqing notified Gu Qingcheng and asked her to come out to pick her up, deliberately wanting her to witness this scene.]

[I know that every time Tang Xueqing cries, she's holding back her fart. I've figured out her tricks, but I don't intend to expose her.]

"Qingcheng, this has nothing to do with my sister. My suitcase is too heavy, and I asked my sister to help me drag it, but she refused, so I..."

Her eyes were filled with gloom, just like the white lotus sister who defended her vicious sister.

Gu Qingcheng dragged the box and took her hand as they walked forward. "I'll carry the box for you. Don't say anything nice to her. I can see it with my own eyes."

Gu Qingcheng was humble as a scum in front of Tang Xiao, but in front of outsiders, she still had some temper and backbone.

Unfortunately, what she saw was not necessarily true.

Tang Shiba curled his lips and followed them casually.

She thought.

The good show has just begun.

[Yeah yeah yeah, I want to eat melon, eat melon, eat melon! ]

Tang Shiba twisted his hips in his mind, waved his hands, and started dancing enthusiastically!

System: Forget it... He looks normal normally, but he goes crazy when he eats melon...

[Host, once everyone has arrived, you can use cannon fodder to eat guaka.]

[Okay, once everyone is here, you can use it automatically. Just give me a ding~.]

【Good host! 】

The system has also learned to keep up with the times when it comes to cute interjections.

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