Chapter 317: The best melon in the animal kingdom
Lion: Haha, last time a child was scared to tears by me, this time I want to pick someone to scare again!
The lion looked around in the crowd and saw Tang Shiba waving at it. It deliberately turned around, then pounced on him with its mouth wide open!
[Ouch! It's missing two teeth? Or were they worn away by molars?]
Tang Shiba was not afraid at all. Instead, he jumped up excitedly. "Big Lion, I heard you like the big white tiger next door? Is that true?"
The lion closed his mouth: That is my white moonlight, so what if I like it!
Tang Shiba taught it: "You will get nothing, because it is male, and you are also male..."
Male?
The lion opened his mouth in disbelief: Are you kidding me?
The monkeys following behind chattered: It’s true, we thought you were a pervert, it turns out you got the gender wrong?
The lion was heartbroken and lay on the ground sadly: I don’t want to go to work anymore, I want to give up, no one can help me!
[Haha, just like Ergou, I also suffered a broken heart! ]
Ergou comforted the lion: Brother, the lion next to you is very beautiful. If you don’t like it, just give it to me. I want my offspring to be strong and powerful!
The lion roared: Get out, you are even more outrageous than me!
[The leopard has a cold and is running around with runny nose. Could someone please wipe it for him?]
[Hey, the hyenas said they wanted to fight the pythons when they escaped last time. Is that true?]
[The giraffe said he wanted to see a panda. He had never seen what a panda looked like in his life!]
[Wow, there are so many bleating birds! They say it's too cold and hope someone can build a shed for them!]
[Huh? The python seems to be sick. Is it suffering from a disease that makes it miss the hyenas when it can't see them?]
Ergou was speechless. Just now the hyena said that the python was going to eat them. This was not eating, this was wanting to have a cross-species love relationship.
Tang Shiba was followed not only by a group of monkeys, but also by a group of sugar babies from Fengcheng.
Tang Bao fought with the monkeys all the way. Tang Shiba, who was walking in front, had no idea what was happening behind her because she was eating the animals' melons!
"Are you tired of walking? I'll carry you!"
"Your feet?"
After watching the pandas, the two prepared to go down the mountain. Si Wu Yu wanted to carry her on his back, but Tang Shiba was afraid that his wound would split, so she didn't dare let him carry her.
Si Wuyu patted his legs and smiled, "It's completely fine!"
"But……"
Si Wu Yu had already squatted down, and Tang Shiba was still hesitating. Er Gou had already jumped up and lay on Si Wu Yu's back: Carry me, I'm tired of walking.
Tang Shiba slapped Ergou away and unhappily lay on Si Wuyu's back: "My seat, you can't take it!"
Ergou cried pitifully: Little master, I want the monkey to carry me!
"What the hell are you dreaming of!"
Si Wu Yu just quietly watched the show and didn't interrupt!
Tang Shiba put his arm around Si Wuyu's neck and whispered in his ear, "I'll tell you a secret!"
"you say!"
"I won't tell you!"
Si Wu Yu smiled and threw her on his back!
"I have a secret too!"
Tang Shiba smiled cunningly, "I don't want to know!"
Tangbao and Heibao stomped their feet excitedly at the back: Is there any need to guess? They are obviously together!
Heibao: Let me tell you a good news!
The black babies in the Hudou group: I saw it, I saw it. The Tangbao in the Tangdou group even took a video!
Black babies: Don’t even mention CP fans, we were so excited after watching it, no, I want to join the CP group!
So, many black babies moved to the CP group and were shipping them like crazy.
Tang Shiba is popular again!
#Shocking news! Tang Shiba climbed Lingshan Mountain with a wild man, and the two are suspected to be together! #
Many fans tagged Si Wu Yu, wanting to confirm if it was him!
But this post was pushed down as soon as it was pushed up!
Lingshan poked the shit with his black nails: It’s fake, that’s her brother!
The monkey has eighteen martial arts: he is his elder brother!
Tang Shiba’s biggest hater: That’s her second brother!
Netizens angrily said: Is he her brother or some wild man? Forget it, just believe the haters!
Tang Shiba waved to the monkeys and said, "I'll come play with you guys next time!"
Monkeys: Don’t come empty-handed next time, or we’ll beat the shit out of you!
Tang Shiba chuckled: "Next time I'll bring a dog-beating stick and beat the shit out of you!"
When the two men and the dog reached the foot of the mountain, they saw many people blocking the door and immediately had a bad feeling.
[This is over, this guy is obviously a fan. This shouldn't happen. I didn't encounter any fans along the way. How did he get exposed?]
[Host, it seems to be Tang Bao from Windy City! ]
As expected, she was a fan. Tang Shiba asked Si Wuyu to put her down, "Let's go separately, otherwise we'll get blocked!"
Si Wuyu put her down, but refused to separate from her, "Let's go another way!"
"Is there any other way out?"
Si Wu Yu remained silent, he didn't know either, but those monkeys definitely knew.
The fans seemed to have seen them, but they did not chase after them. Instead, they waited outside obediently.
Black babies: Managed sugar babies are different. When they see their idols, they can’t help but pounce on them.
Tang Bao: "Why doesn't Tang Dou come down? We finally met her. I will be very sad if I can't see her!"
Heibao: "I heard that Tang Shiba likes fans who follow rules. You must hold back, or she will turn around and run away!"
"It doesn't look like they'll do anything rash. Let's just go out the main gate!"
The two men and the dog followed the tourists out of the main gate, and as soon as they got out, the fans shouted out.
"Sugar Bean!!! We're from Windy City! We came here just to meet you by chance. I didn't expect to actually run into you!"
"Tangdou, we brought gifts, you must accept them!"
I can't leave, I'm really her fan.
A passerby saw them gathered together and cursed in dissatisfaction, "Please keep your voices down, this is a zoo, not a vegetable market!"
Heibao tilted his head and saw that it was a mean-looking woman. He directly retorted.
"Auntie, there's a tout selling vegetables at the door. Why don't you go and say something? We're not disturbing the order. The animals in the mountains are a million miles away from us!"
"Exactly, you're saying we're loud? There are some elderly people doing square dancing inside, why don't you do something about it?"
Heibao and the others are just like Tang Shiba, they are not the kind of people who can tolerate others. If someone scolds them, they will scold back ten times!
The woman was annoyed and said with an ugly face, "You are so ignorant and useless, all you know is spending your parents' money!"
"I'm not saying that. Did I spend your money? How could you even see us spending our parents' money? Anyone here is richer than you!"
Hei Bao pulled out a Tang Bao and said, "Tell her how much money you have!"
Tang Bao had someone to back her up, so she said confidently, "I have two million in savings, all earned by myself, so what? Do you have any objections?"
Another Tang Bao also stood up and said, "You are so awesome! I don't have as much as you do. I only have 500,000!"
The woman was choked up immediately, and seeing that they were not easy to deal with, she had to leave with a dark face!
When Tang Shiba got closer, she saw that all the fans had brought gifts, and she felt helpless.
"I told you I don't accept gifts. If you keep doing this, I'll run away!"
run?
The sugar babies pouted in grievance. If the sugar beans ran away, they would cry...
When the black babies saw that the sugar babies were silent, they slapped their foreheads and said: The sugar babies are too fragile, they need to exercise more!
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