Chapter 22 Zombie Brother-in-law 666
Mu Hexuan's heart sank when he saw Yuan Gungun take three steps back and avoid him like a scorpion.
Even when he died, his heart wasn't so cold.
That's where I stared at...
Mu Hexuan followed Yuan Gungun's gaze, slowly lowered his head, and saw his bouquet of flowers.
Move away and continue watching.
Hip?
Unsure, Mu Hexuan looked at Yuan Gungun again, then followed his gaze downwards.
Mu Hexuan:!!!
I watched him quickly put the bouquet away and block it three inches below.
The reason why the research failed: ???
"Mu Hexuan, what do you mean?"
"Didn't you come to me just to show me?"
He actually blocked it!
Seeing that she had regained the little sassy nature she had when she was his girlfriend, Mu Hexuan thought there was a chance and walked towards her happily.
He lowered his head and whispered to Yuan Gungun: "You're blushing and shy. Be more reserved."
The voices were very soft and full of shyness.
Yuan Gungun raised her head and saw that Mu Hexuan's face looked normal, even paler than hers.
Yuan Gungun pinched it out of habit; it was icy and cool, not hot at all.
"Blushing? Shy? What's the blush?"
Mu Hexuan is tall, so Yuan Gungun has to tiptoe when pinching his face, which is quite difficult.
Mu Hexuan bent down and moved his face closer: "When I'm with you, my face turns red and my heart beats faster."
He really likes her.
Yuan Gungun cracked several melon seeds.
[Silly sister really touched it, it's a zombie, you can't tell even if you blush. ]
[Sister and Zombie King are such a good couple, even better than the melon seeds in my hand, and sweeter. ]
[Sister, take this opportunity to hug the Zombie King, and then touch him, and you will know if he is still hard. ]
[Quick, my little notebook of trivia is ready, I can start popularizing science. ]
Yuan Gungun, who was planning to poke Mu Hexuan’s chest and even wanted to get close to him to hear how fast his heartbeat was: …
Yuan Gungun quickly withdrew his hand and stepped back again.
You can knock on anything, and you don’t have to worry about breaking your front teeth!
And let her touch it?
He's really a hooligan in the street!
Yuan Qingqing is really her biological sister!
Yuan Gungun said with a stern face: "Break up!"
What's the point of researching whether it's hard or not? Let Yuan Qingqing collect a zombie, strip it naked and study it slowly.
Mu Hexuan handed the flowers over: "I don't agree with your reason for breaking up."
"You said you had a sore throat. I brought watermelon frost tablets, silver yellow tablets, and sore throat."
"I will go to study medicine tomorrow and I will make sure you don't get hurt."
Yuan Gungun watched Mu Hexuan holding the flowers in one hand and taking medicine out of his pocket with the other.
Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly.
[Zombie brother-in-law 666, the medicine is ready, but it's obvious that the medicine is not suitable for the disease. ]
[The pain that my sister is afraid of is not really a sore throat, maybe it’s... hehe...]
Yuan Gungun listened to Yuan Qingqing's obscene laughter in her heart: ...
For the first time, I felt that my sister was not cute, but rather vulgar and greasy.
Yuan Gungun’s little face tightened even more.
"I already told you, it's not the sore throat, it's that you were born in the Year of the Dragon and I was born in the Year of the Monkey."
"It will be a pain for us to be together."
Yuan Qingqing ate two more melon seeds at a time to avoid being amused by the words "Hou Long Tong".
Look, Yuan Gungun couldn’t help but want to laugh, and he deliberately tightened his face.
Mu Hexuan took out his ID card and said, "I am no longer a dragon. I am a rabbit."
"What?"
Yuan Gungun was stunned.
Yuan Qingqing also raised her eyebrows.
Can the zodiac sign be changed?
Mu Hexuan handed over his ID card: "Look, I just got one today."
Yuan Gungun took the ID card in disbelief, turning it over and over again, then looked up at Mu Hexuan.
"How can you turn a dragon into a rabbit?"
She was totally confused.
Mu Hexuan explained: "You broke up with me, and I went home unhappy."
"My dad asked me why I was unhappy, and I said I was heartbroken because I was born in the Year of the Dragon."
"My dad told me I was one year younger in order to avoid family planning."
"Then my dad took me to pay the fine, get a new ID card, and change my age back to the correct one."
Yuan Gungun asked subconsciously: "You still have a father?"
Isn’t he the thousand-year-old zombie king?
Mu Hexuan: "...Yes, I can't jump out from the cracks in the rocks. I'm not Sun Wukong."
After Yuan Gungun asked this question, he regretted his words and actions.
"I'm sorry if my question offends you."
Yuan Qingqing: [Silly sister, it’s not that offensive actually. ]
[He is not the Monkey King who jumped out of a stone, but he is the thousand-year-old zombie king who jumped out of a coffin! ]
[He has a father, but either his father is dead, or his father is also a thousand-year-old zombie king.]
[Hey, could my zombie brother-in-law be a zombie family? Did my silly sister enter a zombie den? Will I give birth to a little zombie baby in the future? ]
Zombie family?
Zombie den?
And want to give birth to a little zombie baby?
Yuan Gungun took two steps back in horror: …!!!
Did her parents name her GunGun because they wanted her to be struck by thunder every day?
Mu Hexuansi had no idea that she was frightened even more by Yuan Gungun.
He looked at Yuan Gungun happily and said, "Now that I am a rabbit and you are a monkey, we won't have sore throats when we are together."
Yuan Gungun: ...
"Then... how about I use the rabbit as an excuse to break up?"
Mu Hexuan's heart sank again as he looked at Yuan Gungun: ...
Yuan Gungun was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he almost choked on the melon seeds.
[Sister, if you don’t know how to play, don’t force yourself to play with the meme! ]
[Look at how he hurt the thousand-year-old zombie king. Even when he died, he didn't feel this much pain. ]
Mu Hexuan: "GunGun, why did you break up with me?"
"If you don't like something about me, I'll change it..."
Yuan Gungun quickly responded: "I like you being alive."
On the other hand, if I don’t like you, you are dead.
Mu Hexuan: ...
As it happens, he is dead.
Mu Hexuan's momentum weakened a little: "Then I am alive."
Zombies...are they considered alive too?
Yuan Gungun turned around and looked at the glass door of the security room.
Yuan Qingqing continued to hide.
[Zombie King can walk, jump, breathe and speak. Even though he is a zombie and half dead, he is still alive.]
Yuan Gungun: ...
The breakup failed again.
Yuan Gungun had a headache. After all, there was not only one zombie on the opposite side, but also a nest of zombies at home.
horrible.
"Forget it, I don't like you anymore, let's break up."
Mu Hexuan looked at her hurt: "What do you dislike about me?"
Why is it so difficult to break up?
Yuan Gungun blurted out with a headache: "I don't like you being hard everywhere and staying hard all the time."
"Break up, break up now!"