Chapter 23 Zombie King is a Love Brain
Mu Hexuan: ...
If he wasn't a zombie, but a normal person, his face would be as red as a boiled shrimp right now.
“Haha… cough cough cough…”
Yuan Qingqing couldn't help laughing, then she was bitten by a melon seed and started coughing violently.
Yuan Gungun clenched his fists: "Yuan Qingqing!"
Yuan gently pushed the door open and walked out, his face flushed with discomfort: "My throat is stuck...help me..."
"I'll choke you to death."
Yuan Gungun said this angrily, then grabbed Yuan Qingqing's arm, asked her to bend over, put her knees on her abdomen, and pat her back with her hands.
Very hard.
Yuan Qingqing spat out the melon seeds that were stuck in his throat.
She believed that her sister was seeking revenge.
"Sister, go back first. I want to talk to my brother-in-law."
After eating the melon, I still have to help solve the problem.
Is it to chat or to collect?
Yuan Gungun glanced at Qiyu Xuanang and then at Mu Hexuan who was shyly avoiding her gaze.
She sighed in her heart and pulled Yuan aside to whisper something.
"He's actually a very nice guy and has never bullied me. Just say a few words to him and don't use force."
My sister is so powerful. It would be bad if she took Mu Hexuan away.
Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you heartbroken? How about we not break up?"
Yuan Gungun pushed Yuan Qingqing away and turned away without any reluctance.
Mu Hexuan looked at his wife's back as she left, hoping that she would look back.
Yuan let out a light click of his tongue.
[Is this Zombie King still a love-minded person? ]
Yuan Gungun paused slightly: …
Yuan Qingqing wanted to talk to Mu Hexuan about zombies, so she didn't go to the iron gate but to the roadside outside.
Yes, that is, next to Mu Hexuan’s van.
Yuan Qingqing asked Mu Hexuan: "How old are you this year?"
A sister-in-law should be respected.
Mu Hexuan: "28, no, it's 29 now."
Yuan Qingqing: "...I'm asking about the thousand years."
Mu Hexuan looked at her in astonishment: "You..."
Yuan tilted his head slightly: "I told you I know Taoism."
"I can see your ability."
Yuan lightly made a zombie hand gesture, then bared his teeth: "Zombies, they're quite rare."
She didn't even see it in the tomb.
Mu Hexuan looked at her sadly: "So you told Gungun, that's why she broke up with me!"
"Don't you know that it is better to destroy a temple than to destroy a family?"
"How could you instigate GunGun to break up with me!"
Yuan Qingqing: "I didn't say that. If I had, her tiny body would have been so scared that she wouldn't even want to see you."
"I guess my sister doesn't know yet."
Yuan Gungun, who was hiding in the dark: ...
Well, you didn't say it, but you said it in your heart, and I heard it.
Mu Hexuan's face was full of disbelief.
Yuan Qingqing didn't understand: "Why don't you find someone similar?"
"I just like rolling, I don't like anything else."
"Without rolling, I would rather be single forever."
Although Mu Hexuan's face didn't turn red when he said this, one look at her showed she was filled with shyness.
Yuan Qingqing felt embarrassed seeing that kind of shyness.
How come someone starts to get mad when talking about another person?
Mu Hexuan said to Yuan Qingqing seriously: "I won't hurt Gungun."
Yuan Qingqing: "I know."
[Otherwise, I wouldn't have arrived so early and would have just been hiding there and eating melons. ]
Yuan Qingqing said to Mu Hexuan: "It's not about whether you will hurt Yuan Gungun."
"It's the fear of different species. Humans are afraid of ghosts, monsters, and even cockroaches, let alone a zombie."
Mu Hexuan could not refute: ...
"You are a zombie, you can't hide it from her..."
Mu Hexuan quickly picked up his phone and said, "Then I'll tell Gungun now."
Yuan rolled his eyes at him and said, "Do you want to scare her to death?"
Mu Hexuan put down his phone again: "What should I do?"
Yuan Qingqing: "Gradually, let her slowly realize that you are a zombie, and then she will no longer be afraid of you, and then give her a choice."
Mu Hexuan nodded: "That makes sense."
Yuan Gungun in the dark: ???
No, sister, that’s the Millennium Zombie King!
Instead of helping him break up, you advised him on how to pursue your own sister?
Yuan Qingqing: [Hehe, I am the first person to support the CP of Sister and Zombie King. I am the fan king of the Zombie CP. ]
Yuan Gungun grabbed the wall with both hands:!!!
She wanted to beat Yuan Qingqing into a ball of powder!
Mu Hexuan placed his hopes on Yuan Qingqing.
"You must help me persuade Gungun, even if you can't be her boyfriend."
"Then give me a chance to be a bootlicker, a backup, or... an underground lover in the future."
Yuan Qingqing: ...
[The thousand-year-old zombie king is actually a love brain! Did he evolve by eating love brains? ]
This contrast is enough.
Yuan pointed at his van and said, "You are the Zombie King, so you should have a lot of burial objects. Why are you so poor?"
"Just pick one of them and it will be enough to make you rich overnight."
To be a bootlicker, you also need money.
Mu Hexuan looked at her speechlessly: "You are very cruel."
Yuan Qingqing raised her head with a proud look on her face: "I have always been very good. My masters all praised me as the best."
Mu Hexuan: "My great grandfather took out a burial object from the cemetery, an old cultural relic, and sold it for one million."
That was decades ago, and a million is still worth a lot of money.
It’s enough to make a fortune and become the richest man in the city.
Yuan Qingqing: "Then why are you so poor?"
Mu Hexuan: "Grandpa was sentenced to three years in prison and fined three hundred thousand for reselling cultural relics."
If he sells burial objects, he will end up in jail for the rest of his life.
Yuan Qingqing understood: "It is indeed very cruel."
Selling your own burial objects is actually illegal and you will be sentenced to jail and fined.
What a miserable zombie!
Yuan Qingqing stood and chatted with Mu Hexuan, talking about his zombie family.
His great-grandfather was also a zombie, but it had been too long, so he moved to another place and became someone else's great-grandfather.
Mu Hexuan works in the restoration of cultural relics. Before that, he did business and was doing quite well. He was already a well-known wealthy man.
However, after being with Yuan Gungun, every business she did failed and she always lost money.
Mu Hexuan didn't dare to do business anymore. After paying off his debts, he started to restore cultural relics.
Yuan Qingqing: ...
Yuan Man's bad luck is just too amazing.
The influence spread to Yuan Gungun, and then from Yuan Gungun to Mu Hexuan.
Even the reincarnation of Molten Star is not as awesome as her!
After the chat, Mu Hexuan drove away.
Yuan Qingqing turned around and went back to the community, taking a look at Yuan Gungun who was squatting in the green grass.
"Is it numb?"
Yuan Gungun answered the question irrelevantly: "I'm throwing away the garbage. I just got here."
After returning home, Yuan Qingqing ate the midnight snack that He Wanbai cooked for her and fell into a sound sleep.
…
The next day, Yuan Qingqing was woken up by a phone call.
Looking at the caller ID, it was Mrs. Yuan.
Yuan Qingqing hung up the phone and didn't answer, but Mrs. Yuan kept calling.
Yuan curled his lips slightly and picked up the phone, taking the first step before Mrs. Yuan could say anything.
"Mrs. Yuan, good morning. Have you brushed your teeth?"
"Have you taken a bath? Has your soul been cleansed?"
"If you don't have any, I hope you'll shut up now."
"Don't pollute my air so early in the morning with your stench from inside to outside through your cell phone."
Yuan Qingqing spoke these words quickly and accurately, with clear pronunciation.
Mrs. Yuan heard every word clearly and was so angry that she almost had a heart attack early in the morning.
She wanted to laugh at Yuan Qingqing, the disaster star, and forgot about being driven away as soon as she returned to Yuan's house.
However, Mrs. Yuan did not forget to call Yuan Qingqing.
"Come to Yuan's house."
Yuan gently refused: "No!"
Mrs. Yuan: "Mrs. Meng and Meng Yusi are here too, to discuss the engagement."