Chapter 43: Third Brother's Death Comes Early

Yuan Qingqing called out very obediently: "Third Brother."

Yuan Shibo moved a stool and sat next to Yuan Qingqing: "Tell me, am I handsome?"

Yuan Qingqing looked at Yuan Shibo who raised his hand to comb his hair:?

Is this not only a crybaby, but also a narcissist?

"hansome!"

Yuan Shibo smiled and said, "I think it's handsome too. I'm the most handsome in the training camp."

"He has the most fans and will be debuting soon."

Yuan nodded gently: "Yeah."

[It's obvious that Sammo Hung is very popular and well-known all over the world. ]

[What a pity, the blue-faced man has a tragic fate. ]

[When Third Brother dies, I will look for my former sisters. They will definitely like the handsome and cute Third Brother, so it won’t be a pity.]

[For the benefit of my sisters, my third brother died a worthy death. ]

Yuan Shibo was just happy when Yuan Qingqing mentioned his death in her mind again.

Before I could finish being happy, I heard Yuan Qingqing's next words.

I feel so uncomfortable. I want to cry!

Even after death, I still want to bless my sister's sisters.

Yuan Qingqing looked up and saw that Yuan Shibo's eyes were red and he looked like he was about to cry.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Were you bullied at the training camp?"

Yuan Shibo took a deep breath and resisted the urge to cry.

"No, I just cried because I was so handsome."

Yuan Qingqing: ...

[Third brother, although you are really handsome, this is really greasy. ]

[Is your fan nickname Peanut Oil? ]

Yuan Shibo was stunned by Yuan Qingqing's criticism.

"Not only can I be so handsome that I cry, I can also be so handsome that I kill myself."

Yuan frowned, with a question mark on his face: ???

After Yuan Shibo finished his narcissistic speech, he waited for a while, but he didn’t hear Yuan Qingqing’s inner thoughts.

He has already said it with certainty, couldn't she just give him a little spoiler in her mind?

Yuan Shibo continued: "If I die one day, I will definitely wake up and look in the mirror and be killed by my own handsomeness."

Yuan Qingqing looked up at the sky in silence: "...Haha, Third Brother is really confident."

[Is he still so handsome that he dies? 】

[Third brother, you really know how to plan your own death, but you are dreaming. ]

[Because you didn't die because of your own handsomeness, but because of your anal explosion! ]

[Oh my god, it's terrible. My whole anus is rotten and my intestines are coming out.]

[It's really too tragic, too disgusting, I can't bear to calculate such a tragic face. ]

After hearing this, Yuan Shibo felt a sharp pain in his anus, which didn't even have hemorrhoids.

Let him stand up from the ground in an instant.

"Grass!"

Anal explosion?

The kind with intestines coming out?

Oh my god, that's so disgusting!

Yuan Qingqing raised his head and looked at Yuan Shibo in confusion: "Third brother, what's wrong with you?"

Yuan Shixu and Yuan Shishen came out of the kitchen, each holding one of Yuan Shibo's arms.

"Sister, sit down and play by yourself first."

"Let's make something delicious for my sister. Third brother, you can't just sit there idle."

Yuan Shixu and Yuan Shishen were carried away into the kitchen.

After a while.

There were banging noises coming from the kitchen.

Yuan Qingqing asked softly, "Brothers, are you okay?"

"It's OK!"

In the kitchen, Yuan Shixu held the kitchen knife and Yuan Shishen held the rolling pin.

"You swear in front of your sister, do you want me to carve patterns on your tongue with a kitchen knife?"

Yuan Shishen: "Next time you swear in front of my sister, I will spank you."

Yuan Shibo covered his buttocks and said, "I won't dare to do that next time."

"Maybe, maybe, I don't need you to help me with the flowers."

My sister said that he would soon die from anal explosion.

It's so tragic and disgusting that someone else helped him bloom.

Yuan Shixu and Yuan Shishen thought about what Yuan Qingqing was thinking, that their third brother was about to die.

It’s better to hit him less.

Tonight, He Wanbai and the others did not come back for dinner.

Yuan Qingqing had dinner with her three brothers.

She ate the fragrant mixed noodles, the crispy outside and tender inside steak, and drank the passion fruit lemon juice prepared by her second brother.

Then she listened to her three brothers chatting with her.

It's just that the conversations are a bit strange. They always like to bring up the issue of death, and even the shows on TV are all about homicides.

It made her confused.

The three Yuan Shixu brothers were all trying to find out what Yuan Qingqing was thinking, but in the end they failed.

They are all very bad.

But I didn’t dare to ask, otherwise I would never hear Yuan Qingqing’s voice in the future.

Yuan Shibo finished his meal and said, "I have to go back to the training camp. My agent is urging me, sister..."

"See you again if we are destined to do so."

He originally wanted to say, see you in a few days.

But think about it, he doesn’t know when he will die, he may die tomorrow.

I may never see my sister again.

Yuan Shishen: "You have a performance tomorrow, I'm going to watch it."

He is still starting his own business and has some friends in the entertainment industry who he hopes can help him protect his third brother first.

Yuan Shibo: "I'll also invite a few people to go and have a look."

Although he is not yet a military commander, the leaders are optimistic about him.

He reported the problems in the entertainment industry to his leader. As long as the higher-ups are strict with it, nothing should happen in the near future.

This can be considered a disguised way of protecting my third brother.

Yuan Shibo is gone.

Yuan Shibo got on the car and asked the agent: "I still have two hours of vacation, why did you suddenly call me away?"

Agent: "Two leaders are here today. You have been performing well recently. If you show your face in front of them, they might praise you."

"Leader?"

The agent started the car: "Yes, Mr. Zhao from Xingyao Media, and Director Zhou."

"Director Zhou is going to shoot an ancient fantasy drama this time and is looking for new actors. I had to talk my mouth off to get you a spot."

"Meet him tonight, and audition tomorrow. I'll be either the male lead or the male second."

Yuan Shibo has been very vigilant since he heard Yuan Qingqing's thoughts.

But when I heard that it was Mr. Zhao and Director Zhou from Xingyao Media, I put that thought aside.

Chairman Zhao of Xingyao Media is a well-known philanthropist, and Director Zhou is even more strict and refuses to break unspoken rules.

Back then, someone took off all his clothes and climbed into Director Zhou's bed, wanting to claim the leading female role.

As a result, Director Zhou turned around and called the police, saying that the woman was a prostitute, and she became a laughing stock in the entertainment industry.

Director Zhou is the most upright and trustworthy director in the entertainment industry.

Thinking of this, Yuan Shibo felt relieved.

The agent took Yuan Shibo to the Huaicheng Hotel, which was the most luxurious box.

When he arrived at the box, Yuan Shibo found that there were three friends from the training camp and his idol, Actor Wu, there too.

Now he felt more at ease.

The agent introduced him to everyone: "This is Yuan Shibo, the most handsome and most promising trainee in this training camp."

Then he introduced it to Yuan Shibo.

Chairman Zhao, who is in his eighties, has a big belly, is bald, wears glasses, and looks very old and kind.

Director Zhou is also forty years old. He has a goatee and looks a bit rough, but he has a square face and seems to be quite upright. At first glance, he looks like a straight man.

Then there is the idol, Actor Wu. He and his wife are a well-known loving couple in the circle, and their child is already in junior high school.

The other three friends in the training camp were also very straight men. He had seen them flirting with fans under the title of trainees.

After looking around, they are either old, have wives and children, or are straight men who like to flirt.

Tonight, his anus was safe.

However, Yuan Shibo still sent a message to Yuan Qingqing.

[I didn’t go back to the training camp. My agent brought me to a drinking party to meet the big guys. Your third brother is going to be famous.]

Yuan Qingqing received it and replied to him.

[The weather is hot, so eat less food that can cause internal heat, and drink more chrysanthemum tea to reduce internal heat, otherwise you will develop hemorrhoids, which is comparable to anal ulcers. ]

This is a kind reminder.

Yuan Shibo: ...

[Yuan Qingqing: By the way, does Third Brother have a girlfriend? ]

【Yuan Shibo: No. 】

[Yuan Qingqing: So you have a boyfriend? ]

Yuan Shibo almost pounded the table: [No, your third brother likes women. Even if all the women in the world died, your third brother would still like women! ]

[Yuan Shibo: I am a man myself, don’t I know what a man is like? I like men, my brain is a mess…]

Yuan Qingqing received several messages from Yuan Shibo in succession, asking what would happen if he liked a man.

You can see that his reaction is really big.

[Yuan Qingqing: Then you should be careful with men. After all, men like crybabies, especially handsome and cute crybabies. They look easy to bully.]

[Yuan Shibo: From now on, I don’t cry anymore, I don’t cry anymore, I practice boxing and running with my second brother! I tanned myself into a big black spot! ]

Seeing him poking at the keyboard, the agent whispered to him, "Ah Bo, it's not polite to play with your phone at the table."

Yuan Shibo quickly put away his phone and looked up to see that everyone was looking at him.

The agent smiled and said, "Hahaha, A-Bo is just like a little girl, telling his family that he is safe."

Wang Yueze, who is also a trainee, said: "Brother Bo, you are so rude at the table, you have to drink a round."

Yuan Shibo glanced at the cup. This was high-concentration Maotai liquor.

After one round of drinking, I drank at least two ounces, if not half a catty.

He can't drink much and will definitely pass out.

Chairman Zhao: "They are all children. It is their duty to report that they are safe. I understand."

Actor Wu: "It's not very polite after all. Just drink one round and punish yourself with three cups."

Yuan Shibo also felt that it was impolite to play with his mobile phone at the dinner table.

This had never happened before. I was chatting with my sister and couldn't help but chat a few more words.

"Sorry, my sister just came home and I couldn't help but chat a little more. It's my fault. I will punish myself with three cups of wine."

Yuan Shibo drank three glasses of white wine in a row without hesitation, and his throat felt burning.

The handsome face, which was originally fair and milky, soon had a blush on it.

He was born with peach blossom eyes. When his cheeks turned red, there was a hint of drunkenness in his eyes. When he raised his eyes and blinked, he was very charming.

Everyone at the table couldn't help but look at him twice.

Here, Yuan Qingqing looked at the chat box with Yuan Shibo and paused for a long time.

At nine o'clock, Yuan Qingqing started the live broadcast.

As soon as her live broadcast room opened, many netizens came in, and soon there were tens of thousands of people watching.

【Finally, I waited for Master Shit to start live streaming. I waited for a whole day and my heart was broken. 】

[The person above please be careful with your words, this is the master of vases. ]

[Master Vase, please get on the yellow car quickly. I must appreciate this treasure.]

[Hahaha, upstairs, I think you are a bitch, and you need to make a mistake.]

Yuan Qingqing's live broadcast has gone viral, and people are watching it for curiosity or to appreciate the treasure.

Anyway, she has become popular and famous.

She had just started the live broadcast and hadn't even said a word when the rewards started pouring in.

Meng Yusi had already prepared everything. Today he wanted to be the first to receive the reward and to be the top one on the list.

As a result, Meng Yusi gave the reward away.

It seems that science is ultimately a metaphysical reward, being 0.01 seconds faster than him.

[A scumbag: @Science is ultimately metaphysics, men should not be too fast! ]

Pei Qianheng understood, but he didn't know how to curse, so he looked up at the bodyguard.

Bodyguard: "Just say you don't have even 0.01 seconds to win."

Pei Qianheng typed out his original words.

There is not even a chance of 0.01 seconds, which is as bad as impotence!

This scientific insult is really vicious!

Meng Yusi was so angry that he gave out gifts like crazy. He also wanted to let Science experience that there was not even a chance of 0.01 seconds!

Yuan Qingqing didn't look at the two of them. After all, there were too many gifts in her live broadcast room.

And I don’t want to bother with that idiot Meng Yusi, I just want the platform to make money.

Yuan Qingqing: "It's connected. Today's photo-taking session has begun."

Yuan Qingqing had just linked to the website when it was sold out in seconds.

Only one of them was truly an appraiser of treasures. She picked up a very inconspicuous bowl, but she identified it as an ancient artifact.

The others are fortune tellers.

Some people even deliberately found a fake ghost in a haunted house, paid 9,999 yuan for it, and asked her for help.

This is what other bloggers do, they want to slap Yuan Qingqing in the face.

Yuan just said "it's a lie" and told the specific location of the haunted house, and then he earned 9,999 yuan with a clear conscience.

Most of them are ordinary people, and not all of them have such a rough and bizarre life as the Yuan family, who all died young.

There are more normal days.

Yuan Qingqing's live broadcast today was just average.

Therefore, Yuan Qingqing planned to pick up Yuan Gungun after getting off work after connecting with the last one.

By the way, let’s also take a look at how Mu Hexuan, the thousand-year-old zombie king, is pursuing my sister recently.

"Are you the Master of Shit?"

Yuan Qingqing flirted with the man, who was a handsome guy, and his nickname was his real name - Wang Yueze.

As soon as Wang Yueze was connected, many fans flooded their screens with comments.

[It’s Wang Yueze, trainee No. 89 of the training camp. ]

[Wang Yueze in the live broadcast camera is even more handsome than in the training camp camera. ]

【Ahhh, Wang Yueze is so handsome, he is my husband. 】

Yuan looked at his face gently and frowned, not very happy.

"What are you looking at?"

Wang Yueze photographed a 9.9 face.

Wang Yueze came across this while playing with his mobile phone, and he also heard from friends that a master of metaphysics suddenly became popular.

I just happened to grab it today. It’s very cheap at 9.9, so I won’t suffer any loss or be cheated.

Wang Yueze: "I want to ask, do I have a chance to become famous?"

Yuan glanced at it lightly: "No."

She said honestly: "You have an average face, an ordinary person, not very rich, but not very poor either."

"If you don't do good things, you will face..."

Yuan said softly, narrowing his eyes: "Do you like men?"

Fans are furious.

[Host, stop talking nonsense. This is my husband. How can you like a man? 】

[Wang Yueze is a straight man who likes women. Is the anchor trying to get some attention?]

[Hahaha, I think the host is also a fan of Wang Yueze, and wants to use this method to attract Wang Yueze. ]

[Oh, even the shit master can't escape the woman's nymphomania, how boring. ]

When Wang Yueze heard Yuan Qingqing's words, his heart skipped a beat.

He smiled and said, "Then you are wrong. My technique is not that good. I like women's."

Yuan curled his lips lightly: "You just had anal prolapse a few days ago, don't tell me you had anal prolapse because you were taking a shit."

"Young man, take a closer look at my nickname. If you still want to mess up when you're soaked in shit, I can't save you."

Wang Yueze was very angry: "I just looked at your face and asked about your future, not for you to attract my attention by slandering me."

"If you continue to slander me, I will have someone send you a lawyer's letter."

Wang Yueze's hands were shaking with anger, and after he finished speaking, he ended the live broadcast.

In the passing shot, Yuan Qingqing saw Yuan Shibo:!!!

With just one glance, she saw Yuan Shibo's dead face!

It’s ahead of schedule!

He is going to die tonight!

A way to die from anal explosion and intestinal dislocation!