Chapter 48 Experience
Mu Hexuan: ???
"Go, this matter... needs a man to do it."
Yuan Gungun placed her hands on Mu Hexuan's chest: "I am the queen, I will do it myself."
Although he spoke in a very domineering manner, his little face was so red that it seemed to bleed.
"But……"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Yuan Gungun kissed Mu Hexuan directly, and her little hands were not idle either. She tore his clothes to pieces with a domineering manner, not even giving him half an inch of fig leaf to cover his body.
If he keeps talking nonsense, she will back off.
If you want to do something, you have to do it in one go.
The lights are dim.
Half an hour later...
"But you seem to be failing."
"You'll know who's failing soon."
Yuan Gungun didn't give Mu Hexuan the chance to make the decision. She wanted to be the queen today!
Let him not open the door for her!
Let him use her reasons for breaking up to confront him!
Let him pretend to be a younger brother!
Grind him to death!
From dawn to dusk.
Yuan Gungun leaned against the head of the bed, looked at Mu Hexuan, and asked him in a soft and hoarse voice: "Now, am I okay?"
A powerful woman can have sex seven times a night.
Mu Hexuan looked satisfied and empty-handed, but he stared at her with his eyes fixed on her: "Okay, Your Majesty the Queen is the best."
This is the best compliment for a couple.
Yuan Gungun was satisfied. He rolled off the quilt, got out of bed, and put on his clothes.
Mu Hexuan asked happily, "GunGun, have we reconciled? Can we get married now?"
Yuan Gungun put on his pants and looked at him: "No, let's continue breaking up."
Mu Hexuan sat up anxiously, the quilt slipped down, and then he quickly grabbed the quilt to cover himself.
She looks nothing like a shy young wife.
"But we've already slept together."
Yuan Gungun raised his eyebrows: "Be careful next time. Don't mess with a scumbag like me who won't recognize me after I put on pants."
She even reached out and pinched Mu Hexuan's face: "Brother, you must listen to your sister-in-law."
I told you not to open the door, to pretend to be a younger brother, to not coax me, then I will let you chase your wife to the crematorium!
Mu Hexuan's fair face turned red: "There was a special reason last night."
Yuan Gungun refused to listen: "You lied to me, Zombie King!"
Mu Hexuan retorted: "Then you lied to me too, strong woman."
He still felt aggrieved and talked about what happened between him and Yuan Gungun.
"When we were in school, I passed by a small alley and heard a girl's miserable cry for help."
"The girl was surrounded and bullied by five hooligans. She curled up in a corner and cried with tears streaming down her face."
"I didn't want to meddle in other people's business."
His dad had taught him not to randomly rescue girls from outside.
"But the girl called softly, 'The little brother in the white shirt and holding the black umbrella, save me.'"
"I've been singled out, and I feel bad if I don't help."
"After the rescue, the girl said she wanted to repay him with her body."
"Then we fell in love and got engaged."
Mu Hexuan looked up at Yuan Gungun and said, "Would you like to explain to me why the strong woman was bullied by five thugs?"
Mu Hexuan pointed at his thousand-year-old wooden door that had been kicked in and said, "And your girlfriend who can't even open a bottle cap, do you want to explain who kicked the door in?"
Also, when she just walked in and he pressed her against the wall, she was too weak to push him away.
Then she kicked the door open and just pushed him down, and he couldn't move, allowing her to do whatever she wanted all day long!
Now he finally realized that she was as strong as an ox and could hold down a zombie king like him, so how could she not be able to hold down those five ordinary thugs?
Yuan Gungun glanced around with guilty eyes: "I don't understand either. I was just filming a short skit with my friends, and then a senior insisted on being a hero and saving the beauty."
"Then I have to abide by traditional virtues. A handsome hero must pledge his love to her."
She had liked Mu Hexuan for a long time. Although he looked gentle and kind, he was extremely cold and aloof, keeping people away from him.
Yuan Gungun approached several times but failed.
She had no other choice, so she spent money to find a few people, acted a little, was rescued naturally, kept in touch with them, and then confirmed the relationship.
If you want to pursue a man, you need to have some means.
Mu Hexuan gritted his teeth and said, "So, those five are not hooligans, they are your friends!"
"You got me, and now you've eaten me dry, and now you want to pull up your pants and leave me?"
Yuan Gungun was too guilty to explain, so he looked at Mu Hexuan and said, "You can still talk so much, it seems you are not tired enough."
"How about continuing?"
"OK."
Mu Hexuan lay down happily in an instant and even lifted the quilt.
Yuan Gungun took a glance and blushed: "Next time, next time."
After saying that, she fled. After she walked out of the room, she fell to the ground with weak legs, then got up by herself and walked while holding onto the wall.
She couldn't afford to offend the Zombie King.
We have only heard of oxen dying from plowing, but never heard of fields being damaged from plowing.
Wuwu, she is a plowing ox in the field, she has exhausted herself and is dying of exhaustion.
But she is the queen, and she must not show weakness in front of Mu Hexuan. She will still be in the upper hand in the future!
…
Yuan Qingqing also slept until dark. No one came to disturb her. She slept soundly and didn't want to wake up.
But the glutton in my stomach was awakened by the fragrance outside.
When He Wanbai saw her coming out, she smiled and said, "I was just about to call you to get up and eat, but you woke up by yourself."
"I was woken up by the fragrance." Yuan Qingqing felt a little embarrassed.
Yuan Hongtai came out of the kitchen carrying dishes: "Go wash up, we'll be eating soon."
Yuan sniffed softly: "It smells so good, what delicious food did Dad make tonight?"
Yuan Qingqing went to brush her teeth and wash her face, and He Wanbai told her the names of the dishes.
"Shredded pork with green peppers, shrimp balls with scallions, spicy and sour chicken with lemon, cabbage and bean curd stew, shredded cabbage, and a fish head tofu soup."
All home cooked meals.
After I finished reporting, I asked, "Is there anything you like or don't like to eat?"
Yuan Qingqing was drooling just by hearing the names of the dishes and smelling the aroma.
"I like to eat everything. I'm not picky about food."
Yuan Qingqing brushed her teeth and washed her face as quickly as possible and sat down at the dining table.
"Where are your brothers? Has your sister not come back yet?"
He Wanbai: "Your three brothers all have things to do. Your sister went out this morning and never came back."
Yuan Hongtai served Yuan Qingqing a bowl of soup: "They will be back later, let's eat first."
Yuan smiled and squinted his eyes: "Thank you, Dad."
The fish head tofu soup looks snow-white and tastes delicious without any fishy smell.
After taking a sip of the soup, Yuan Qingqing was impressed by the delicious taste: [My cheap dad’s cooking skills are really great. ]
Yuan Hongtai: ...
At this moment, he didn't want to hear her thoughts.
I really want to ask, where did he get the bargain?
He Wanbai chuckled.
Halfway through the meal, Yuan Gungun came back.
Yuan Qingqing saw her, immediately put down his bowl and chopsticks, and walked forward to greet her with sparkling eyes.
"Sister, you're back!"
【Hurry up, share your experience with Zombie King with me! 】
Yuan Gungun: ...
At this moment, she didn't want to hear her good sister's thoughts.
"Let's eat first. I'm so hungry."
Yuan Qingqing looked Yuan Gungun up and down and asked: "Didn't your brother-in-law feed you enough?"
[No way, Zombie King is really not good enough? 】
[If I had known earlier, I would have stopped Sister Taiping from going. ]
[No, Zombie King, Sister Taiping will be a widow for the rest of her life. 】
[Let's switch to another zombie king. 】
If you only listen to what Yuan Qingqing says, there is nothing wrong with it and no one would think wrongly.
But when I heard what she was thinking, I realized that this brain could not be cleaned without ten packets of detergent.
Yuan Gungun blushed and secretly glanced at her parents.
He Wanbai looked normal: "Didn't you have dinner with Hexuan?"
Her daughter has grown up, and she is her fiancé, so it is legitimate and legitimate. She needs to be an open-minded mother.
Yuan Hongtai's face was still as stern as before, but this time it was as cold as a sword: "Dad's dinner is better."
The good little cabbage was eaten away.
I really want to beat up Mu Hexuan.
Forget it, as a father, he should just pretend he didn’t hear it.
He Wanbai and Yuan Hongtai lowered their heads and ate in silence.
At this time, they didn't want to hear Yuan Qingqing's inner voice.
Yuan Gungun was guilty and thin-skinned. Even though she felt that she was the only one who could hear Yuan Qingqing's inner thoughts, she was afraid that others could hear them.
So, at the dinner table, she didn't give Yuan Gungun the chance to mention Mu Hexuan.
He picked up some food for Yuan Qingqing frantically and stuffed the taro balls and milk tea he bought on the way back into his hands.
Yuan Qingqing was only concerned with experiencing the food, exclaiming how delicious this was and how tasty that was.
After dinner, Yuan Hongtai still washed the dishes. He was reluctant to let his wife and daughter do housework. If the three little brats were at home, it would be different.
Yuan Gungun pulled Yuan Qingqing into the room.
"Sister, can you catch zombies?"
Yuan Qingqing: "A little bit, what's wrong?"
[Mu Hexuan won't hurt Sister Taiping, right? ]
[Or is it that the experience was really bad, and Sister Taiping was so angry that she wanted me to accept Mu Hexuan? ]
Yuan Gungun: ...
Thank you, please wash your brain and get rid of the yellow waste.
Yuan Gungun finally noticed that the way she called out in Yuan Qingqing's heart had changed.
Sister Taiping...
Yuan Gungun was so angry that he looked down. There was no flesh on his chest and he could see the tips and insteps of his feet at a glance.
Wuwu┭┮﹏┭┮
It’s really flat!
Yuan Gungun thought about it and finally decided not to tell others that Mu Hexuan was a zombie.
If they were to speak out in the open, and Yuan Qingqing accidentally said it out loud in a hurry, her parents would know that Mu Hexuan was not a human being, but the Zombie King.
Then her parents would definitely not agree with her and Mu Hexuan being together.
Those three naughty brothers won't agree either.
She was just being a little bit pretentious, pretending that Mu Hexuan was buried in the crematorium after chasing his wife, but she really didn't expect that his ashes would be scattered in the crematorium.
"I saw a book about zombies today..."
Yuan Qingqing: "Does it come with meat? Give me the link."
Yuan Gungun blushed: ...
Very meaty, her meat.
"Please listen to me first." Yuan Gungun continued, "I'm curious, can the heroine and the zombie really be together?"
"What happens when a hostess and a zombie have a relationship?"
"The book I read didn't mention it, so I asked you."
"If the heroine has a relationship with a zombie, will she be sucked dry of her Yin energy and become a dried corpse, or a zombie?"
If she could, she would have left a will earlier.
Yuan Qingqing: "If it's the kind of rotting zombie you see on TV, it will behave like what you said."
"But zombies are also divided into different levels. There won't be a zombie king or a natural zombie family like that."
"Don't worry about that."
[It really won't be a big deal. At most, they'll just give birth to a bunch of zombie babies.]
Yuan Gungun’s eyes widened:!!!
Will there be zombie babies?
"I saw that they gave birth to zombie babies in the end. Is this true? Is there no reproductive isolation?"
Yuan smiled softly: "Really? High-level zombies actually have the same lifestyle as humans, but they are a different species from us."
Yuan Gungun:!!!
She doesn't want to give birth to a zombie baby!
Is it too late for her to take the medicine now?
She was in such a hurry during the day that she didn't even buy an umbrella!
Yuan Qingqing: "Of course there is reproductive isolation, which is different from ghost babies."
"If you want to give birth to a zombie baby, of course the heroine has to become a zombie."
Yuan Gungun:!!!
She doesn't want to become a zombie either!
"Then...did the heroine I was watching have a relationship with the Zombie King and was infected and turned into a zombie?"
Yuan Qingqing: ...
[She used to be a friend of mine, and now she is the heroine I watch. 】
Yuan Qingqing gave Yuan Gungun some scientific knowledge: "Don't worry, the Zombie King is not contagious, just like humans are like gods..."
After Yuan Qingqing's popular science explanation, Yuan Gungun finally felt relieved.
Now, she won't give birth to a zombie baby, nor will she become a zombie.
After Yuan Qingqing finished her popular science explanation, she looked at Yuan Gungun with a smile.
[However, there are exceptions. Some people can give birth to zombie babies without turning into zombies. ]
[I wonder if Sister Taiping will be an exception?]
Yuan Gungun: ...
You might as well not do any popular science.
After Yuan Qingqing finished her popular science explanation, she started gossiping.
"Sister, give me a link to the zombie article you read."
[I really want to know what the Zombie King looks like after transforming? 】
[Isn't the whole body of a zombie hard? Is that place always like this?]
Yuan Gungun: “…The link has been deleted.”
Yuan Qingqing looked unconvinced: "Then sister, just write one now."
"I've already thought of a title for you. It's called 'The Story I Have to Tell About the Zombie King H'."
[The book must clearly describe the hardness, durability, and experience of zombies.]
Yuan Gungun blushed and poked her forehead lightly with his finger: "Let's go to sleep. I'm so tired."
“It’s time for you to go live.”
"Also, your brother-in-law is very good and amazing."
Don’t complain about Mu Hexuan in your heart from now on, he is really quite good.
Yuan Gungun held onto the wall, shaking his legs, and walked slowly.
Yuan Qingqing saw it and raised his eyebrows.
【Wow, Sister Taiping's legs are weak. 】
[He even spoke well of the Zombie King, and seemed very satisfied. 】
Yuan Gungun walked faster regardless of his weak legs, not wanting to listen to his sister's dirty nonsense at all.
At nine o'clock, Yuan Qingqing started the live broadcast.
As soon as the show started, the number of online viewers soared, and she didn't even say a word.
Netizens began to flood the screen with messages asking people to get on the shared bikes.
[Master Shit, hurry up and get on the yellow car! ]
[Master Shit, adjust the price. It's too cheap. I can't get it. I have money, so I can buy it at a higher price.]
[Master Shit, the escalator smashed Yuan Tingting's right leg. Was it an accident, or was it the fulfillment of your life-changing ring? ]
【Master of Shit...】
Yuan Qingqing looked at the shit masters that filled the screen, her face unhappy.
"Don't call me Master of Shit. This nickname is meant to mock those idiots who don't listen to advice."
"Look at my profile picture. Do you see the beautiful blue and white porcelain?"
"Either call me Master Porcelain, or call me Little Bottle like this 'loyal' netizen!"
"If you call me shit master again, I will stop broadcasting!!!"