Chapter 64 What are you all laughing at?
Yuan Qingqing was pulled over to see her eldest brother, and then she was pulled over to see her second brother.
The eldest brother said that he smiled like a dolphin, and the second brother said that he was serious like King Yan...
Yuan Qingqing felt dizzy from the spinning of her head and couldn't help asking them, "What on earth are you guys doing?"
Yuan Shixu and Yuan Shishen: …
You can't say that I heard Qingqing's inner thoughts and that jealousy doesn't have a special name for her, right?
That won’t work. What if I can’t hear it in the future?
The two brothers didn't answer, and Yuan Qingqing couldn't help but complain wildly in her heart.
[Oh my god, did the elder and second brothers lose their minds today? ]
[Big brother is not cold at all. And a boss without money, is he called a boss? He is so arrogant. ]
Yuan Shixu: ...
Yuan Shishen shook his shoulders and held back his laughter. Hahaha, brother is so arrogant.
He strongly suggested that his sister call her elder brother "Broad-faced elder brother" or "Seizure elder brother".
Yuan Qing glanced at Yuan Shishen.
[Is the second brother going to have diarrhea? He is shaking so hard that my hair is standing on end. ]
Yuan Shishen stopped holding back his laughter and trembling. He looked up and smiled softly at Yuan Qing.
[Yuan Qingqing: Tsk, second brother has such a soy sauce-colored face. If he really had noodles, it wouldn’t be cold noodles, but noodles with mixed sauce.]
[My second brother’s chest muscles are really big, but how is this different from a male peacock spreading his feathers to attract female peacocks? ]
[I didn't expect that my second brother is still so sultry, but he is sultry to the wrong person.]
Yuan Shishen: ...
Now, it was Yuan Shixu's turn to hold back his laughter.
Hahahaha, soy sauce color, mixed sauce noodles! Peacock flower! Sour!
Yuan Shixu really wanted to read out what Yuan Qingqing was thinking and make them laugh to death.
He even wanted to call Yuan Shishen the second brother of mixed noodles, the second brother of flower peacock, and the second brother of menstrual pain in the future!
He Wanbai and the others were also trying hard to hold back their laughter, not wanting it to come out.
Otherwise it would seem too weird, how can we explain it?
So, I turned on the radio and listened to something to ease the atmosphere.
"Today we received a submission from a person named Ying Nianbao. Let's hear what she said."
"Ying Nianbao: Today I took my dog to the park for a walk, and my dog wanted to rush to a boy and wagged its tail crazily.
Then I smiled at the boy, and he was a little shy, with a red face.
But he still took the initiative to act very handsome and told me that my dog liked him very much and asked if he could add me as a friend.
I just held the dog, I felt very embarrassed.
'Well, my dog might like the shit under your feet.'
Everyone, help me pick it up from the bottom of the sea. The boy is quite handsome. Even though he stepped in shit, I think it's still okay after washing it."
After hearing this, everyone finally had a reason to burst out laughing.
So everyone in the SUV was laughing except Yuan Qingqing.
“Hahahahahaha.”
“Hahahahahaha.”
Yuan Qingqing: ...
[No, what are they laughing at? ]
[This broadcast doesn’t seem very funny. What are they laughing at? ]
[It’s fine that the pretty mom and the others are laughing, but why is the cheap dad also laughing so loudly? It’s so creepy, just like the big villain’s laugh after killing someone or setting fire.]
[They are all laughing. If I don’t laugh, I won’t fit in with the family. I’ll just laugh too.]
Yuan forced a smile and followed along: "Hehehehe."
[Smiling like this shouldn't be perfunctory, right? It should be a good way to fit in with this family, right? 】
Amidst the laughing crowd, Yuan’s laughter was mixed in.
The funny atmosphere was at its peak, so everyone laughed even more happily.
When they finally got off the bus, they themselves began to wonder.
Sitting on the train heading to the troops, Yuan Qingqing still asked Yuan Shishen in confusion.
"Brother, what were you guys laughing at in the car just now?"
"That Sakura Nianbao thing doesn't seem that funny, right?"
The laughter had passed and Yuan Shishen was also confused.
He asked Yuan Qingqing: "Yes, what are they laughing at?"
He laughed at his sister's inner complaints about her brother, and was speechless at his sister's inner complaints about him.
So what are they laughing at?
Could it be that she was eavesdropping on Yuan Qingqing's thoughts just like him?
No!
Absolutely impossible!
He is the only one who can hear what his sister is thinking, and no one else can take away this unique intimacy from him!
It was a long way from Huaicheng to the troop station, and He Wanbai was reluctant to let Yuan Qingqing suffer, so she bought a business class soft sleeper for her, just her and Yuan Shishen.
Yuan Qingqing couldn't sleep, and since she didn't do any live broadcast yesterday, she continued with the live broadcast today.
Yuan Shishen didn't bother her, but read a book quietly.
As soon as Yuan Qingqing started the live broadcast, netizens swarmed in.
【Zhishui Weilan: One day without seeing you feels like three years. Three years, I miss you so much. Master Ping, can you continue to live stream for three years to comfort me?】
Yuan curled his lips lightly: "I've been live streaming for three years. If you want to tire me to death, just tell me. I'll directly book a one-stop cremation service."
[A customer who loves to eat breakfast on June 1st: Master Ping, I have a better conscience than the one above. How about you give me your address and I will move the bed to your house and tire you to death in a different way? ]
Yuan Qingqing: "You were sent by the rival to mess with me. You want to drive a car and let the platform block my account."
[Luo Xian: Master Ping, I have an exam tomorrow, please flip the card! ]
Yuan Qingqing immediately drew a talisman: "For Luo Xian and all the students, draw a talisman that will ensure you pass every exam! You will definitely pass! Hurry up and take effect immediately!!"
【Yue Xueer: I just gave birth to my baby and I hope to receive Master Ping’s blessing.】
After seeing this, Yuan Qingqing lowered her head and drew a talisman and showed it to the camera.
"Ten years of peace and prosperity, may all evil spirits and demons stay away from baby Yue Xue'er, and may she grow up healthy, safe, happy, and have smooth sailing. I wish Yue Xue'er to become a happy mother."
[Ahhh, I didn't expect that Master Ping's opening today would be to please his fans. I'm late! ]
[Master Ping, I want a peace amulet too. Today is my birthday! ]
[Master Ping, I just gave birth to a baby, and I am asking for a talisman to keep me safe, and for the demons and ghosts to go away quickly.]
[Master Ping, I am single. I also have a bed, a Simmons bed, custom-made, worth more than a million dollars. I will carry it to your door myself. Please pamper me.]
Yuan Qingqing was dazzled by what she saw, but she didn't look at it anymore.
"Tomorrow, that's all for today. I'm going to get on the yellow car now."
I just put the 9999 yuan one on the shared bike and it was sold out in seconds, and the same went for the 9999 yuan one.
The first person I contacted was a young man with a beautiful girlfriend.
"Master Ping, look at us, are there any results?"
Yuan glanced at him lightly: "Well, good things take time, and you are in trouble for romance today."
When the girlfriend heard this, she immediately shook off the young man's hand and pinched his arm: "Are you hooking up with someone outside?"
The young man stood there motionless, allowing his girlfriend to pinch him.
The young man was heartbroken: "Master Ping, I already have a girlfriend, how could I be in trouble for love? You are trying to kill me... ah ah!"
bang.
The young man was knocked down by an electric bike, which was hit by another girl riding the bike.
Isn't this what it means to be in love?
It came true, Yuan Qingqing immediately changed people.
The first line is a girl wearing a white skirt, long straight black hair, and a pale face.
The first thing he said was a cry for help: "Master Ping, help me!"