068: I wrote the script all night and woke myself up with laughter
After working until the evening, the father and daughter finally repaired the crooked fence.
A new fence gate was also made for the fenced yard. It was more than one person tall, with a bolt on the inside and a door nose on the outside.
Although there is no door lock yet, it would be nice to tie it with a hemp rope or even a piece of rag.
Originally, such courtyard walls and doors were designed to keep out gentlemen but not villains.
If a thief wants to get in, he can find a way to climb over even a high wall and there is no way to stop him.
However, given their current situation, they can't attract thieves.
After repairing the fence, Yu Xiaoye returned the used tools. If you borrowed them and returned them on the same day, you could borrow them again if you needed them the next day. It would not be a good idea to return them overnight.
If you borrow and return it well, it will not be difficult to borrow again.
When she returned the things to Jia Song, she said to him:
"Brother Jia, can you give me some paper and a pen? I'll go back and write that short play into a script, and we'll perform it according to the content."
“------”
Jia Song sat at his desk, a cigarette in his mouth, glaring at her with an unhappy look on his face.
He is nonchalant and cynical, with a hint of evil in him.
Yu Xiaoye was not scared:
"Brother Jia, if you don't cooperate with me, then don't dig up our roof."
After saying that, Yu Xiaoye pretended to turn around.
Jia Song suddenly opened a drawer, angrily took out a stack of letter paper, threw out a sharpened pencil, and said, holding a cigarette in his mouth:
"I want to see what tricks you can play on me. Go back and write it for me tonight and hand it to me tomorrow morning!!!"
The last sentence is almost imperative.
Yu Xiaoye timidly went to get paper and pen.
Jia Song suddenly slapped the letter paper again, pressing it down with a "bang". Yu Xiaoye was startled and thought he was going to jump up and beat someone.
But Jia Song did not jump up. He slowly took out the cigarette from his mouth with his other hand and asked doubtfully:
"You, can you read?"
"------I, have attended literacy classes!"
"Ahem------" It seems they have to find someone to tear down their house.
Jia Song raised his hands in despair.
Yu Xiaoye took the paper and pen away.
In the evening, after the family had dinner, Yu Xiaoye spread out the letter paper on the dining table and began to write the script.
Yu Jiahui and Xu Ying helped with recalling and adapting the story.
Although the skit by Uncle Benshan and Aunt Dandan was performed many years ago, it is so classic that Yu Jiahui and Xu Ying are still deeply impressed. They can recite many classic lines, especially the one "You think I won't recognize you if you put on a vest" and "I will still recognize you if you take off the vest."
Remember a few classic lines, adapt them, add a concept that suits the times, give the funny content a thematic sublimation, and you’re done!
Asking them to work or repair the house is not something they are good at, but they are good at dealing with these nitpicking things.
With the whole family working together, the script was written in two hours.
Yu Xiaoye took a look at it and was very satisfied!
It’s very funny!
If you act according to the script, you will definitely not ruin the show.
She deliberately wrote in a crooked handwriting, looking unskilled.
Some more complex characters are deliberately replaced with pinyin.
This way, Jia Song shouldn't be so suspicious, right?
According to the original owner's family conditions, it was impossible to afford her schooling, so she could only learn to read and write in literacy classes.
There was indeed a literacy class in the production brigade in their hometown, and the original owner did attend classes every night, but usually with other young sisters to join in the fun, and mainly to see the educated youth who taught them, and to see what kind of behavior the city people had, what kind of clothes they wore, and what kind of words they spoke.
In those days, there was a big gap between urban and rural areas, and the country people had an inexplicable admiration for the city people. So the original owner went to the literacy class just to see the city people. He didn't learn much in the literacy class.
But at least she was there, which provided a reasonable explanation for why she could read.
After finishing the script, Yu Xiaoye went back to sleep. As a result, that night was filled with images of her and Jia Song performing the skit. It was very vivid and clear, with every line and every expression being spot on.
The audience laughed hahahahahaha——
Yu Xiaoye had the Spring Festival Gala going on in his mind all night.
Then, she woke up in the morning because of her own laughter. After waking up and being confused for a while, she thought of the skit from last night, and it was so vivid in her mind that she also laughed hahahahahaha——
With this dream as a foreshadowing, she became more confident about the short play.
Although it would not cause any sensation at the May Day meeting, it should be able to give an explanation to Jia Song. After all, Jia Song asked someone to make and replace the fence of their house.
In the morning, after Xu Ying goes to work.
Yu Jiahui and his daughter discussed today's work again. They planned to renovate the kitchen today, and then go find out if the company has thatch straw to cover the fence. Only then can the house be considered truly repaired.
There is still so much work to be done that it makes one feel like there is no way forward.
But when I look back and see that my house has been renovated and looks quite good, I feel that my efforts have paid off.
After a few days of hard work, their courtyard is now no worse than anyone else's.
Once we repair the chicken coop and kitchen, and tidy up a bit, it will definitely be better than other people’s houses!
Yu Xiaoye went to the office to find Jia Song again. When he was about to ask Jia Song to help him borrow something, he handed the script he wrote last night to Jia Song.
When Jia Song saw it, he was surprised to find that he had actually written it for her!
I thought I would have to hand in a blank paper today. This little girl is not simple.
This made Jia Song look at him with new eyes.
Jia Song read the script with great interest, and saw three crooked characters: "Hourly Worker"
Character introduction: Old man, old lady.
Scene: Home.
Layout: two Yizi and one Zhuozi.
Character's clothing: The old lady should wear a vest.
[Old man appears]
Old man: My waist hurts when I sleep, I have nausea when I eat, my head is confused, everything I say is wrong, I pursued a girl named Fu, and now I understand what Fu means after I get her. The answer is, Fu means committing a sin.
【The old lady appears】
Old lady: Some people eat and drink in front of flowers, some people sing in front of flowers, some people do beauty treatments in front of flowers, some people massage in front of flowers. Today I have found a good job, some people ask me to accompany them to plant trees in front of flowers.
Jia Song struggled to get past the typos and pinyin errors and read to this point. He was completely overwhelmed. He threw the script on the table and cursed:
"What the hell is this?! Are you kidding me?!"
Yu Xiaoye explained weakly:
"Brother Jia, this is a script. You've read Romeo and Juliet, so don't you understand that this is a script?"
"How the hell can this be compared to Romeo and Juliet?!"
Yu Xiaoye asked quietly:
"If I wrote Romeo and Juliet, would you dare to act in it?"
Jia Song: “——”
What the hell, this little girl is really pissing me off.
He was so angry that his eyes were bloodshot, and he stared at Yu Xiaoye aggressively and said:
"Yu Xiaoye, I'm warning you, don't tease me again, this is the last time!"
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