232: Mom, don’t hit me, listen to me
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Xu Ying's scalp tingled:
"ah!!!!"
The scream almost pierced Yu Erye's eardrum.
Yu Erye was so frightened by the scream that his limbs went limp and the basket almost fell.
Fortunately, the basket was hanging on his arm and did not fall down, but the two snakes escaped from his hand.
As luck would have it, the heavy dead snake hit Xu Ying's feet directly.
Even through the shoe surface, Xu Ying could feel the cold and sticky touch of the snake. It seemed as if the snake was wrapped around her ankle, with its mouth open and tongue spitting out, waiting to suck her blood and bite her flesh.
Xu Ying screamed and jumped up uncontrollably on the spot.
"Oh my god, it's a snake!! Ahh ...
Yu Xiaoye heard the noise in the main room, and quickly slipped off the kang and ran to the door. He was shocked to see two large, colorful snakes lying on the ground, thick, long, and ferocious.
Yu Xiaoye's blood suddenly surged up to his head, and he jumped up and shouted:
"Oh my god! Brother, why did you catch the snake? Throw it away! Oh my god! There's a snake!"
Yu Erye was not scared by the snake, but was frightened by the mother and daughter who were jumping up and down and making a fuss.
I thought my mother would praise him and then stew a pot of delicious snake meat for him.
Isn't it just a snake?
How fragrant!
Xu Ying jumped and shouted, and rushed into the kitchen as if possessed. A second later, she dragged out a long wooden stick from the kitchen.
Yu Erye took a look:
Oh my god!
He turned around and ran away with the basket.
Xu Ying wanted to chase him, but when she saw the two dead snakes lying on the ground, she was frightened and didn't dare to go over. She threw the stick in her hand towards Yu Erye:
"Throw away the snake, you jerk, or I'll chop you up! Throw it away now!"
"I'm throwing, I'm throwing, don't hit me, is it okay for me to throw?!"
"Hold the basket steady! If you break the duck eggs, I'll chop you into pieces!"
Yu Erye was so scared that he didn't have time to put down the basket in his hand. He picked up the two snakes on the ground while holding the basket, and ran out of the yard before Xu Ying's next attack.
Xu Ying shouted again behind him:
"Hold the basket steady, don't break the eggs!"
"——" Yu Erye gritted his teeth, wanting to cry but having no tears.
I thought I had done a great job by bringing back two snakes today and would be praised by my mother, but who would have thought that I would almost get beaten again.
It’s too difficult!!!
It’s so hard to get a few words of praise!!
Yu Erye carried the dead snake into the small woods next to his home and threw the snake onto a tree and hung it there.
He knew his mother must still be angry and didn't dare to go home.
But looking at the half basket of duck eggs, if anything happens to such a valuable thing, he will not be able to go back today.
After hesitating for a long time, I decided to send the half basket of duck eggs back first.
Carrying a basket, she returned to the courtyard with the pace of an old lady with bound feet.
Xu Ying was standing in the middle of the yard, his hands behind his back, staring at him coldly:
"Put the basket on the ground."
"Oh, I'll let it go, I'll let it go."
Yu Erye placed the basket on the ground with both hands very gently, as if burying a landmine.
As soon as the basket landed, Xu Ying immediately took out the thick wooden stick hidden behind him.
Yu Erye's skin tightened all over.
Then Xu Ying roared in anger:
"You bastard, you think I'm too old, don't you? You brought two snakes back to scare me to death!"
"Mom! Mom, listen to me!!"
"If you scare me to death, no one will beat you up, right? You damn unfilial offspring, I will definitely kill you today!"
Yu Erye wanted to explain further, but when he saw the stick coming towards him, he took off running at the speed of a 100-meter sprint:
"Mom, snake meat is delicious, snake meat is delicious!"
"Not as good as me ()."
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I'll feed you to snakes!"
"ah!!"
"Don't run!"
"Mom—I won't do it again—I won't do it again—"
"You're still running!!"
"Ah ...
The shouting gradually faded away, and the mother and son soon disappeared into the woods.
A flock of birds returning to their nests were startled in the woods.
Yu Xiaoye stood at the door of the main hall, feeling very tired:
Oh, there is chaos, there is chaos!
In the past, when his second brother was scolded and beaten, Yu Xiaoye always expressed sympathy, but today's beating was not unfair!
In the end, Yu Erye was reluctant to throw away the two snakes.
After Xu Ying was tired of chasing and went home with a stick to cook, Yu Erye quietly lit a fire by the river, penetrated the snake's mouth with a thin wooden stick, and roasted it over the fire.
The snake was very thick, about as thick as three of Yu Erye's fingers put together. Yu Erye only ate one and that was enough.
He had to save his stomach for dinner, otherwise his mother would get suspicious if he didn't eat anything.
Yu Erye quietly put the remaining snake into his pocket, filling up his torn pocket, and then stood not far from the door of his house, not daring to go back.
When it was almost dark and time for dinner, Xu Ying stood at the door and shouted:
"Where the hell have you been? Go home and have dinner!"
Only then did Yu Erye go home quickly.
After returning home, he went into his bedroom in a depressed mood, quietly hid the bag of roasted snake meat under his quilt, and then went to eat.
While others were eating, Xu Yingsheng sat against the wall dejectedly, unable to eat a single bite. His mind was filled with the lingering image of snakes, and everything he saw looked like a snake.
When she picked up the bowl of rice, she always felt that there was a snake lurking in the rice, and when she got close to the edge of the bowl, the snake would suddenly jump out of the rice and bite her lips.
So she simply stopped eating...
After dinner, Yu Erye followed Hong
Hong Cheng attended a very interesting cultural class. He finally learned and could recite the words "人人中大" and "虞二野". He was so excited that he almost covered his face and cried.
It's time to go to bed.
Yu Erye returned to his room carrying an oil lamp, pulled back the quilt, and suddenly the snake meat he had hidden before dinner fell out.
After attending a class, my mind was like a paste and I almost forgot about it.
If I had been hungry in the past, I would have eaten all the snake meat for myself.
But now I eat enough and have enough food in my stomach, so there is no reason for me to eat alone.
But think about the reactions of his mother and younger sister. If he gave the snake meat to them to eat, they would definitely kick him out of the house together.
But there is also Dad.
He took a great risk, secretly packed a bag of roasted snake meat, hid by the door and looked out.
I saw Yu Jiahui lock the gate and prepare to go back to the house.
When Yu Jiahui was about to reach the door of the main room next door, Yu Erye leaned on the door frame, whistled softly, and shouted in a low voice:
"dad--"
Yu Jiahui heard his silly son calling him, looked over here, vaguely saw a bald head reflecting light in the darkness, and asked:
"What?"
"Shh!"
Yu Jiahui noticed that his silly son was acting a little unusual and mysterious, and he didn't know what he was doing, so he walked over and asked in a low voice:
"What do you want?"
Yu Erye then walked out from the door and said in a very low voice:
"Dad, I'll give you this."
Yu Erye took out a piece of snake meat from his pocket and fumbled to put it into Yu Jiahui's hand.
Yu Jiahui asked what it was, but Yu Erye didn't say anything and told him to just eat.
Yu Jiahui thought that his silly son would not poison him, so after hesitating for a moment, he picked up the thing and smelled it, then held it under the moonlight to look at it, but could not see anything.
"Are you sure the poison won't kill you?" Yu Jiahui asked again, worried.
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"It's not poisonous. I just ate this afternoon. Isn't it good?"
Yu Jiahui thought that the poison might not kill him, but it was hard to say whether it would make him stupid.
In the end, Yu Jiahui chose to believe his silly son and tore off a piece and put it in his mouth.
It's meat.
The meat had little saltiness.
It's grilled over fire and has a slightly smoky flavor, but it's not bad.
After eating one piece, Yu Erye took out a few more pieces from his pocket and secretly stuffed them into Yu Jiahui's hand.
Yu Jiahui ate them all.
Seeing Yu Jiahui slurping his food, Yu Erye asked complacently:
"Dad, how is it, is it delicious?"
"It's not bad, just a little less salty. Just a little more salt."
Yu Erye knew that it would taste better if sprinkled with some salt, but he didn't dare go home to get salt.
Yu Jiahui said while eating:
"Why don't you let your mom and sister eat something delicious first, instead of secretly eating it all by yourself?"
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