Chapter Twenty-Four: The Problem of Going to the Toilet



"The pheasant and rabbit legs aren't ready yet, so have some rabbit meat to tide you over."

Lin Xia put the roasted meat slices in leaves and handed them to Su Tang and Xiao Fu, then said to the others, "Eat up, don't just look."

Wolfman caused a ruckus just now, delaying the cooking time, and now it's already getting dark.

Without hesitation, Su Tang and the others picked up two pieces of wood to use as chopsticks and started eating.

The rabbit meat was roasted until all the oil was rendered out, and it was tender and fragrant when you took a bite. Although it didn't have any flavor at all, they still ate it with great relish.

They quickly finished the small amount of roasted rabbit meat and then stared longingly at the rabbit legs.

And you know what? Orcs have a natural instinct to love meat, and even without any seasoning, it tastes delicious in their current bodies.

Not to mention cooked meat, which is in a completely different league from raw meat.

Xiao Fu didn't know how to use chopsticks, so he grabbed the scalding hot roasted meat with his hands and stuffed it into his mouth, spitting out "sizzling" sounds as he ate, his mouth full of oil.

He swallowed a piece of meat before he even tasted it.

"Eat slowly, there'll be more later," Lin Xia said with amusement as she watched the group wolf down their food.

"Mom, we'll do it ourselves, you should eat too." Su Tang saw that Lin Xia had been grilling meat for them but hadn't had a bite herself, so she grilled a piece of meat and fed it to Lin Xia.

The stones are only so big, so you can't grill much. You can only grill and eat as you go, just like eating at a self-service barbecue.

"Wife, I'll grill some for you." Su Guodong eagerly handed over the grilled meat, afraid that he would become a useless piece of trash in his wife's eyes.

After all, this is the kind of person his body is designed for; it would be quite dangerous if he didn't put in some effort!

The family of six grilled and ate at the same time.

In no time, the rabbit meat was devoured, and even the bones were gnawed clean, leaving not a single scrap of meat.

Xiao Fu doesn't know how to grill meat, so the family takes turns grilling meat for him, so they don't have to miss out on eating meat just to take care of him.

After everyone finished eating the grilled meat slices, the rabbit legs were also cooked.

The outer layer was roasted to a golden brown, and the aroma of the meat wafted out along with the sizzling oil, making it even more fragrant than the meat itself.

Lin Xia divided the four rabbit legs among her four siblings, giving one leg to each of them.

The rabbit leg was roasted until crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. One bite was bursting with fresh and fragrant flavor, and the meat was smooth and delicious. Xiao Fu was so engrossed in eating that he forgot to ask his father what he meant by "wife" earlier.

After dividing the rabbit legs, Lin Xia dug the pheasant out of the fire.

The outside is a layer of dried mud, which is broken open with a stick. Inside, a few leaves are wrapped to separate the mud. Once the leaves are removed, it becomes a simplified version of beggar's chicken.

Actually, Su Tang wanted to make chicken soup, but they didn't have a pot, and the pheasant didn't have much meat, so it would burn easily when roasted. Therefore, she asked Lin Xia to make beggar's chicken.

Lin Xia still gave the best chicken leg to Su Tang and Xiao Fu before sharing the rest of the chicken with Su Guodong.

A family of six ate dozens of kilograms of meat, finishing it all, and were only half full.

After finishing the meat, Su Tang took out apples from the farm, and the family was finally able to fill their stomachs.

"Thanks to my sister, otherwise it would be difficult for our family to even have a decent meal." Su Jianyuan let out an apple-flavored burp and couldn't help but sigh.

The orcs have an insatiable appetite.

If Wolfman hadn't come today, the prey he caught would barely be enough for one meal. It seems he'll have to set more traps and catch more prey tomorrow!

Xiao Fu lay on the ground, touching his round belly, wondering why it was all thanks to his older sister. Wasn't it his second brother who caught the prey?

But he was too full to talk, so he just wanted to lie down and swallowed his doubts.

Today is the happiest day of his life.

After eating and drinking their fill, the family cleaned up the mess together.

Su Jianyuan added more firewood to prevent it from going out at night.

By the time they finished cleaning up, it was already completely dark. The group was too tired to go to the river to wash up, so they used water collected in the leaves to rinse their mouths and wash their faces.

Xiao Fu was also pulled over by Lin Xia, looking puzzled:

"Mother, what are you doing?"

“Rinse your mouth, like your older sister does, rinse your mouth before going to sleep,” Lin Xia explained.

Seeing that Su Tang and the others were drinking water and making gurgling sounds with the water in their mouths, Xiao Fu hesitated.

It turns out it was for drinking water!

But why hold water in your mouth?

Seeing that Lin Xia had also started "drinking", Xiao Fu didn't have time to ask, so he quickly took a big gulp, tilted his head back and imitated them by gulping it down, and then swallowed it.

Looking back, Su Tang and the others were spitting out the water.

Xiao Fu: "??" Mom didn't say I had to spit it out.

Su Tang: Did this kid swallow his mouthwash?

The group stared at each other blankly, while Su Jianyuan burst into laughter.

Su Shiwei patiently explained the rinsing method to Xiao Fu again.

Xiao Fu suddenly realized that rinsing his mouth didn't mean drinking water, but rather washing his mouth.

Dizzy and disoriented, Xiao Fu followed along with the instructions, no longer having the energy to think about why they were doing these things, and just wanted to collapse and sleep.

Su Tang was also very sleepy, so she and Lin Xia lay back down in the thatched hut.

The cubs ate their fill in the evening and are now sleeping soundly without needing Su Tang to lull them to sleep.

Just as Su Tang was about to drift off to sleep, she suddenly felt the urge to urinate and awkwardly turned around to shake Lin Xia's arm.

"Mom...do you want to?"

Lin Xia was also awake, her eyes open. Upon hearing her daughter's voice, she sat up immediately.

"Walk."

There are no toilets here, so Su Tang goes outside to find a secluded spot to relieve herself during the day, figuring no one will see her anyway.

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