Chapter 1046 Can’t Teach
Daojun stood up with a face full of sorrow and said, "I started practicing Taoism when I was seven years old. Do you immortals still remember?"
The immortals nodded immediately, "Of course I remember. Daojun is known as a genius that appears only once in a thousand years. He entered the Dao in three days and ascended to heaven in a hundred years. He is the most brilliant genius in ten thousand years. The legend of Daojun has been circulating in the Three Realms. He is an unreachable pearl that countless cultivators look up to."
Daojun laughed loudly, and his smile became more and more tragic.
"Yes, I have practiced for a hundred years and ascended to heaven. I have practiced for tens of thousands of years and everyone respectfully calls me the Taoist Lord."
"My disciples have been practicing with me for three thousand years. Even if they have only learned half of what I have learned, they are already geniuses praised by everyone in the Three Realms."
“Hahahahahaha…”
Everyone complimented him because Daojun wanted to hear their compliments.
But Jun looked at them blankly: "And Xiao Tiandao..."
“I can’t teach her.”
"If I teach her, I will be humiliating myself."
"You know what? She only took seven days, seven days! To her, enlightenment is as easy as eating and drinking water."
"My tens of thousands of years are not as good as her seven days. Seven days!!"
In order to deepen the relationship between Xiao Tiandao and the God Realm, the God Realm even tried to make her their apprentice.
But the apprenticeship ceremony has not yet been completed, and he has nothing to hand over.
How ridiculous! He has nothing left to hand over.
Everyone looked at him in astonishment, unable to utter a word.
"Seven...seven days?" After learning the skills that took Taoist ten thousand years! !
Daojun is a true genius, and he is one of the best geniuses even in the world of gods where gods roam everywhere. But now, the genius has only taught her for three days and her faith has collapsed!
"All my efforts over the years seem like a joke in front of her."
"I advise you not to try to teach her, as it will expose the fact that you are fools." Daojun's words were unpleasant and everyone's faces turned black.
Can……
Daojun said the truth.
Everyone was silent for a long time before they said, "Let's report to the Emperor first."
Just as they were discussing the rules, there was an earth-shaking shaking beneath their feet.
The gods could hardly stand, and then they saw a divine guard stumbling into the door, his voice full of tears: "Emperor, it's bad, the young master blew up the divine prison."
Just as he finished speaking, a little baby covered in black came in from outside the hall. His body was blackened by the explosion, his hair was slightly curled, and he smelled burnt.
She walked into the room crying, crying, "Wo Wo didn't mean it..."
“It suddenly exploded… wuwuwuwu…”
The whole audience was silent.
Soon the Emperor hurried down the steps, held her in his arms to comfort her, and patted her back to soothe her. People were also sent to the prison to check on the situation and prevent serious criminals from escaping.
The entire divine world was in chaos, and all the immortals were busy capturing the fugitives.
It was three days later when I finished the work.
During these three days, the gods took turns teaching her, but often they only taught her once before leaving with their hands covering their faces.
"When will you teach me the real magic?" Xiao Yuer asked with his chubby belly.
The Immortal Lord looked at her and said, "Don't we... teach you every day?"
Xiao Yuer let out a cry.
“Isn’t this just learning for fun?”
"Liang said that cultivation is very hard and tiring. How can this be considered cultivation?"
"You guys play with Yu'er every day, but actually... Yu'er is a little embarrassed. Occasionally, I can learn a little bit..."
The Immortal Lord who heard this...
A heavy knife stabbed in the heart.
at night.
Xiao Yuer hugged his knees and sat on the bed: "Oh, I miss home... I miss the coolness..."
The little head turned and he blinked his eyes, "How about I go home secretly?" ?
hey-hey……
Xiao Yuer thought to himself that it was not easy to come to the divine realm, so he must bring some local specialties back. He took away a lot of various spiritual fruits and herbs, and caught some spiritual insects to make a jar of medicinal wine for his grandfather.
Then he quietly went towards the South Gate of Heaven.
The moment Xiao Yuer walked out of the temple, all the gods were holding a meeting in the Ninth Heaven. In the water mirror in the air, Xiao Yuer's every move could be seen clearly.
"Let her go. If she doesn't leave, the gods' abilities will be exposed." She learns so quickly! !
The emperor couldn't help but smile.
I watched Xiao Yuer return to the Lu family’s door and knock on it.
"Why are you back?" Everyone in the Lu family was surprised, and Lu Chaochao hugged her and kissed her again and again.
Xiao Yuer handed the jar to his grandfather like he was offering a treasure: "Medicinal wine, my legs hurt..."
Just as he handed the jar to Rong Che, white light flashed by...
I saw that the Lu family yard was full of gods.
The little fish hid in his mother's arms in fear: "I got here secretly, they are here to catch me..."
Lu Chaochao frowned: "Why are you gods so serious? Yu'er is young, what's wrong with him missing home?" She turned sideways while holding the little fish. A Ci stood beside her, blocking the two of them.
Daojun covered his heart and looked at Xiaoyuer with an accusing look.
"You...you can come back if you want to, no one will stop you!!"
"But it was wrong for you to capture the Immortal Lord Powang before leaving! Return the Immortal Lord Powang to you now!"
Lu Chaochao was startled: "Fish?"
Xiao Yuer looked at him in confusion: "Ah? Master Powang, I have never seen him before..."
The gods were filled with indignation, pointing at the jar of wine in Rong Che's hand which was shaking.
I saw a snow-white spirit snake sealed in the wine jar, with two horns on its head. The scales all over its body glowed white, and it looked like it was no ordinary creature.
Lu Chaochao’s eyes went dark.
He raised his hand and drew a few times in the air, then hit the jar, causing the formation on the jar to fall off.
The white snake in the altar turned into a faint light and fell to the ground, looking like a white-haired immortal.
He reeked of alcohol and pointed at Xiao Yu'er, so angry that he couldn't say a word.
"Break the delusion...Immortal Lord?" Lu Chaochao called out tentatively.
The other party disappeared without saying a word with a sullen face.
Xiao Yuer pinched her fingers aggrievedly: "I...I just want to make some medicinal wine for grandpa..."
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