Chapter 84 The Emperor PUAs Himself
What a simple wish.
Directly silence the gods.
He seldom descends to the earth because the world cannot bear his power.
But every time he comes, there is a record in the Southern Kingdom.
Every wish made will be recorded in the Book of God and passed down from generation to generation.
This time’s wish: Want to eat my roast chicken?
God…………
"I can give you endless money, so you can buy countless roast chickens." He paused. He gave a roast chicken as soon as he came. He couldn't afford to lose face for this person.
Lu Chaochao curled his lips.
"You're so stupid."
"Money, Liang Qin will take it and keep it safe." That doesn't belong to me!
"Roast chicken is the best!" She tilted her head back and looked at the god as if he were a fool.
The emperor was already stamping his feet in anger on the altar.
"Did you find it? What kind of roast chicken does she want? I'll give her enough!!"
"What a waste! What a waste! Quick, support me! I'm about to faint from anger." The emperor was shaking with anger.
Because they are communicating with the spirits, they can also hear the prayers.
It's just that the sound is amplified and appears distorted.
I could only vaguely hear a childish voice with a milky feel.
The emperor is so angry.
Stamped his feet in anger.
I really want to stuff the roast chicken into that kid's mouth.
But Lu Chaochao yawned and gradually lost his patience: "Roast chicken, will you give it to me?"
If he didn't give it to me, Wo would leave.
God is so stingy.
He also said that everything in the world can be given.
I couldn't even bear to part with a roast chicken.
Lu Chaochao stood on tiptoe and reached out to wipe the roast chicken on the table, then smelled the smell on her hand. It was really delicious.
She decided not to wash her hands tonight.
Sleep with the scent.
The god was silent for a long time.
The voice seemed to become a little desolate: "I will grant you your wish."
The roast chicken flew into Lu Chaochao's hands.
Lu Chaochao's eyelids were bright and scorching: "Wo, from now on, I will be your believer!"
I can never repay you for your kindness in giving me roast chicken.
She held the chicken butt and took a big bite. His eyebrows and eyes were relaxed with happiness, and he was almost jumping for joy.
Then……
Take the chicken butt out of your mouth.
"You second?"
The god's gaze fell on the chicken's butt and gradually disappeared into the night sky.
Lu Chaochao tilted her head. The voice sounded familiar, but she couldn't remember it at all.
She has been assimilated into this world.
She held the roast chicken in both hands, screaming with happiness, her face greasy from gnawing on it. The roast chicken was extremely tender.
"It's great to worship God." There was roast chicken to eat.
The emperor was so angry that he was about to collapse. He kept pressing his chest and his face was ashen.
"Look for that idiot, even if we have to dig three feet deep!" the emperor gritted his teeth.
The prince looked strange.
He lowered his head and said nothing.
[Roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken. I want to eat roast chicken...]
[The roast chicken is so delicious...] At this moment, his mind was filled with Lu Chaochao's mumbling, roast chicken, roast chicken...
He probably knew who the culprit was.
The whole city was guessing which little fool asked the gods for a roast chicken.
"I guess it's probably a child."
The voice that could be heard faintly was the childish voice of a child.
Not long after the emperor returned to the palace, he heard someone come to report.
"Your Majesty, I found it."
"Just now I met a kid outside, holding a roast chicken, saying it was a gift from God." The imperial guards reported outside.
"Bring the person in." The emperor frowned slightly.
Not long after, a woman came forward leading a little girl.
The little girl looked about one year old, with eyes flickering. She was obviously a child, but it seemed a bit weird.
"You said that the roast chicken was given to you by the gods?" The emperor stood on the high platform with a majestic look.
Eunuch Wang whispered: "This is..."
"Lu Jinghuai's sister, named Lu Jingyao, is about to turn one year old."
"The woman standing behind her is her mother, Madam Pei."
The emperor and the prince's eyes narrowed slightly. Madam Pei? Lu Jinghuai?
Lu Yuanze’s mistress!
Pei Jiaojiao held Lu Jingyao's hand, her heart pounding, and she crawled on the ground.
"Long live His Majesty, long live His Majesty."
Lu Jingyao kowtowed twice politely.
Pei Jiaojiao didn't dare to look up at the king, and her hand holding Lu Jingyao was trembling a little.
Jingyao is really smart.
Children who are favored by the gods are all people who are loved by God, and at least they have a good impression in front of Your Majesty.
Lord Lu also thinks highly of them.
The illegitimate child born to Xu was compared to dust by her.
"Reporting to Your Majesty..."
"Shut up, His Majesty didn't ask you!" Eunuch Wang interrupted her immediately.
Pei Jiaojiao panicked. Lu Jingyao squeezed her mother's hand and said, imitating an adult: "Yes, Your Majesty."
"It's Jingyao, asking...the gods for roast chicken."
The emperor had always disliked Lu Yuanze's concubines, and now he looked at them with disgust in his eyes.
Lu Jingyao is only one year old, but her eyes are so worldly and utilitarian. Is she really a one-year-old child?
It's nothing like Chao Chao, which is full of clear stupidity.
"Idiot!" the emperor was furious.
The two of them shuddered at the angry voice.
"Bei Zhao is short. Are you fed and clothed?"
"They actually let you ask the gods for roast chicken?! You are such an idiot who doesn't know the big picture and doesn't know the occasion! You really bring shame to Bei Zhao!"
"As her mother, how did you teach your child? She is ignorant. She is only one year old. Aren't you ignorant too?" The emperor pointed at Pei Jiaojiao and scolded.
Pei Jiaojiao's face turned pale with fright.
She only wanted to take credit for the work, but she didn't expect to be scolded.
Lu Jingyao pursed her lips, with a look of confusion in her eyes. Why was it different from what she imagined?
"Get out! You are so young and yet you are full of lies and have no manners at all!"
The emperor's words frightened eunuch Wang so much that he sent the man away immediately.
As he walked, he complained: "Lady, you said you were Lu Jinghuai's mother, so I believed you. How dare you lie to me?"
"If the child was not so young, he would have suffered."
Pei Jiaojiao blushed and was driven out of the palace in disgrace.
However, the news that Lu Jinghuai's mother had impersonated the emperor spread throughout the capital.
"Father, how do you know it's not her?"
The emperor glanced at the prince unhappily and said, "I am not blind. Apart from Lu Chaochao, is there anyone else who could have done this?"
"Go and invite Lu Chaochao into the palace, and don't alarm others."
Eunuch Wang went to invite him quickly.
I felt in my heart that this time His Majesty might vent his anger on the little girl.
When Lu Chaochao comes over with a mouth full of oil, well, it’s confirmed.
"Uncle, eat chicken..." She even handed the chicken bones to the emperor.
The prince couldn't help but hold his forehead. How could he persuade his father to spare Chao Chao?
Then the emperor asked, "Chao Chao, is this the roast chicken you asked the god for?"
The little guy nodded his head: "Yes, yes, it's really delicious. So delicious..."
The prince was about to step forward to plead for mercy.
Then I heard my father say, "Chao Chao is such a good child."
"You don't care about fame, wealth or power. What a good child. What a good child..."
"If it were anyone else, they would have taken my throne. But Chao Chao just asked for a plain roast chicken!"
Prince? ? ?
That's not what you said just now! !
The emperor is serious about self-PUA!
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