Chapter 199: Out of place because too normal

On the loess trail, a mule cart was like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins, running faster than the horse without a cart to pull it. The dust and dirt filled the sky along the way, mixed with the wooden cart that was dragging it, which was so heavy that it wanted to fly into the air and squeaked. Passersby almost thought they saw a ghost cart.

"Can you make the mule go slower! The donkey meat in my donkey BBQ has been shaken apart!" Lin Du held the BBQ tightly with tears in his eyes.

It was so hard to eat a bite of BBQ, but he still felt uneasy.

"I don't want to either!" Yuan Ye held the donkey meat in his mouth, which was only the donkey meat, and pulled the reins tightly. "It's you who said that the mule is so slow, why don't we feed it the elixir of Senior Sister Tianwu!"

Lin Du sighed, "How did I know that the animal medicine of Second Junior Brother was so powerful."

After the mule ran for twenty miles, it finally stopped running.

Lin Du stuffed the last bite of the fire into his stomach, and explained in Wei Zhi's suspicious eyes, "I drank the lotus nectar, which is good for the stomach."

Wei Zhi's eyes flickered, "It is indeed good for the stomach."

That is a rare good thing in Buddhism.

Lin Du ate very happily, the mortal world also has the wonders of mortal world food.

"It's time for Junior Master to take the medicine!" Ni Jinxuan shouted.

This sentence was like a spell for Lin Du, ringing four times a day, and every time Lin Du wanted to pretend to be deaf.

"The Jinliang City is in front of us, shall we go in and rest for a night? We can't practice now, so it's better to sleep." Yuan Ye asked.

Lin Du nodded and glanced at Yuan Ye, "You have to go back and recuperate as soon as possible. I will take you back when I am done."

"It is not impossible to recuperate now." Wei Zhi took out a pill calmly, "It is used to treat the backlash of dragon energy. After taking it at night, remember to find someone to protect you and build a spirit gathering array."

Lin Du tilted his head and glanced at him, with a hint of meaning, "Master really has everything."

"It is a reward, not as good as you who is the first on the Qingyun list." Wei Zhi has changed into a simple monk's robe and a hat, like an ordinary wandering monk, but he is taller.

"Yuan Ye, have we got the pass to enter the city?" Lin Du looked at the city gate that was getting closer and closer, and then he remembered this important matter.

"Xie Yu has done it for me." Yuan Ye was holding something in his pocket. "He gave it to me when I left this morning."

"Are you really not going back?" Lin Du glanced at him again.

"Well, there's no need." Yuan Ye looked at the pass. "I asked my servant to take a letter to my second uncle, saying that my relationship with the emperor is over and I am no longer a member of the royal family. Please ask him to remove my name from the imperial family's jade book."

The group entered the city. The four bright and beautiful people plus a simple donkey cart were really a bit weird, and many people stared at them for a long time along the way.

Yuan Ye was unaware of this. "Ah, should we cover our faces? Otherwise, why would so many people be looking at us?"

Lin Du: ...

"Excuse me, is this mule we are riding in really for people?"

Yuan Ye pondered for a moment, "So..."

A vendor turned around and whispered to the people next to him, "Where did such a group of strange people come from? Could it be that the opera troupe was robbed? Otherwise, why would these well-dressed people ride on a cart?"

Several monks with excellent hearing: ...

Lin Du tried to make fun of the situation and patted Yuan Ye on the shoulder, "At least you have realized your childhood dream."

Yuan Ye:? That makes sense.

So in an inn in Jinliang City, the four members of the robbed opera troupe were welcomed to live in.

Lin Du was very interested in tasting the food of the mortal world, just like a child who secretly eats junk food across from the school gate without telling his parents. He walked out of the room and led his people straight to the East Market Street.

"Eat less." Wei Zhi reminded for the fifth time.

Lin Du forcibly pulled his gaze away from the wine and crab stall and said perfunctorily, "I know, I know."

"Haven't you achieved your goal? Why don't you go back?"

Upon hearing this, Wei Zhi idly stopped Yuan Ye, who was about to follow Lin Du's gaze to buy things with Qian, "I'm worried that something might happen to Yuan Ye. Besides, if I'm not here, who would dare to stop you from eating?"

Lin Du sighed and took the scorched golden flower cake handed to her by Jin Xuan, "Do you know that my brain works very quickly? People who use their brain a lot will pass out from hunger if they don't eat more."

"Now that everything has been resolved, what are you still thinking about?" Wei Zhi stepped into Lin Du's trap unprepared.

"There are many, for example... I didn't want to know the secrets about you, but unfortunately you revealed too much," Lin Du smiled, "The elixir that backfired with dragon energy, the stolen dragon scales and dragon blood, I can't control my brain."

Wei Zhi:... It seems that his brain is really fast, and he has already dug a pit for him to jump in.

Just as the two were confronting each other, people were coming and going, and Ni Jinxuan was hit hard. Subconsciously, he used his spiritual energy to protect his body, and the man was bounced out.

The four of them turned around at the same time, and the man flew heavily to the ground, becoming a turtle with four legs up in the air, still holding the storage bag on Ni Jinxuan's waist in his hand.

Lin Du:...

How is she going to explain that the world is actually very dangerous and cannot be solved by absolute force suppression.

This time, she even met a hopeless love-sick person who gave up reincarnation and everything just for one person.

How can she teach him this!!!

Lin Du sighed and walked up to the man, "Brother, you stole my child's wallet."

The man sat up with a ferocious look, and protected the storage bag that he had risked his life to get, "Why do you say this is yours? This is mine!"

He said while looking at the little girl over there, who was dressed as gorgeously as a noble in the palace of the capital. It was obvious that she was inexperienced and thin-skinned.

He had stolen countless wallets on this street and never failed, but today he was inexperienced and fell to the ground.

Ni Jinxuan just found out that her storage bag was missing, and immediately ran up, "This is mine! You just approached me on purpose to steal something!"

Yuan Ye also came up to help, "This purse is pink embroidered, what kind of decent man uses pink!"

"Oh, you little girl, how can you be so mean? This is a gift from my lover! What, are you my lover?"

Ni Jinxuan was so angry that her face turned red after hearing this, "Why are you like this!"

Yuan Ye was so angry that she was about to call the police, but was stopped by Lin Du. Seeing that more and more people were around, she said, "Do you have a way to prove that this purse is yours?"

The man sneered, "Why should I prove it?"

"Then open this purse. As long as you can open it, you can prove that it is yours."

Lin Du smiled and put his arm around Jin Xuan's shoulder and patted her soothingly.

"Tsk, what's so difficult about this." The man was about to open it, but found that he couldn't open it no matter how hard he tried. He was so anxious that he wanted to tear it hard, but he couldn't open it.

"This is... weird."

"Did you see? It's not yours, so you can't open it." Lin Du said lightly, "Do you believe that this thing will return to its owner by itself?"

The man widened his eyes and suddenly felt that he must have encountered evil when he went out.

Lin Du stretched out his hand and hooked it, and the storage bag really floated up slowly, and then returned to Ni Jinxuan's outstretched palm.

The people around were stunned. Seeing more and more people gathered, they all said that this was a strange omen.

Lin Du suddenly clasped his fists and said, "I am from a troupe. I returned from the capital but unfortunately lost a big piece of the troupe. Today I will perform a magic trick for you. Those who have money can support me with money, and those who don't can support me with a person. This will also help us earn some money to go home."

Everyone suddenly realized that performing a magic trick made sense.

"This trick is called... the money that doesn't belong to you will run away even if it has legs." Lin Du smiled and looked at the man who was so scared that he turned around and ran away. He turned around and patted Yuan Ye, "Since you are here, play the erhu and perform a trick. Save some money. We didn't bring any copper coins when we went out. We can't even buy food."

Yuan Ye really smiled and sat down with the erhu. Petals flew and the music was melodious.

The young man played a cheerful tune, and Lin Du asked his little girl to perform a bare-handed brick splitting. The audience responded very enthusiastically. The copper plates hit the iron basin on the ground. The three of them collected a basin of copper plates and left before the government officials came.

A Buddhist who has quietly squeezed himself into the crowd from the beginning: I often seem out of tune with them because I am too normal.

Lin Du lowered his eyes after walking a distance from the crowd, "We got rid of him, Yuan Ye, who was the person who had been following us just now?"

"Not sure, it shouldn't be Xie Yu or someone in the court." Yuan Ye was silent for a moment irritably, "Maybe he saw that our clothes were too good and wanted to rob us?"

Lin Du clicked his tongue, "Let's go back and change into some simple clothes. It will be more troublesome to fight with others, and we can't erase our memories."

"I can." Wei Zhi said.

Lin Du:...

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Lin Du widened his eyes.

Wei Zhi sighed, "You didn't ask..."

Lin Du realized that this was revenge, it must be revenge.