Chapter 138 My name is Pighead, his name is Birdman, is that funny?



Q: What would happen if fire and water collided to the extreme?

Sheng Ning spread his hands, looking helplessly at the steam in front of him, his eyes twitching slightly.

Two Vajra talismans were pasted on her forehead. They were quickly placed there after the two evil winds had turned into fire and water when they struck.

The moment the Vajra Talisman was affixed to her forehead, the two streams of water and fire, unlike the spiritual power of ordinary cultivators, landed on her body.

Finally, it turned into white smoke and gave her a sauna.

"Is she dead? Is she dead? The Holy Maiden said this cultivator is extremely difficult to deal with. We both took out the Water and Fire Treasure Gourd, she definitely couldn't withstand it and died."

“She must be dead. She was only at the Foundation Establishment stage. How could she possibly withstand the attack of the Water and Fire Gourd? We’ll just take a handful of soil back later and tell the Holy Maiden that this is her ashes.”

A 'hehe' laugh rang out from outside the steam. Sheng Ning's eye twitched violently. He hadn't expected that the other party would actually chase him all the way to the Invincible Sect.

She glanced down at the white tiger, who was soaked to the bone from the steam, and her little face scrunched up. "Kitty, you've become ugly."

White Tiger: "...Thank you for reminding me. If you hadn't been holding me and not letting me leave, I wouldn't have ended up like this."

When the evil wind blew just now, he tried to break free from Sheng Ning's embrace.

Unfortunately, Sheng Ning's grip was too strong, and before he could run away, he was drenched in steam.

Sheng Ning grabbed him by the back of the neck, letting his limbs thrash in mid-air. "You two came here to protect the Invincible Sect. I'm being attacked, and instead of protecting me, you're thinking of running away?"

Although...

The white tiger fell silent instantly.

Perhaps the person and the spirit beast were completely oblivious to the other people around them, chatting without any restraint.

The two demonic cultivators standing outside the steam exchanged an incredulous glance. "She's still alive? How could she possibly still be alive?"

As the steam gradually dissipated, Sheng Ning, standing between the two demonic cultivators, was revealed to be completely unharmed.

She was even carrying a cat in her hand.

As for the python at her feet, it might have been naturally black.

Sheng Ning wrapped herself from head to toe in a Vajra Talisman. The white tiger in her arms was affected by the talisman and, although it was not injured, it suffered from the steam and was almost scalded.

The golden python, which refused to get close to Sheng Ning, was charred by the fire because it was only a step away from him.

The Vajra Talisman is fireproof, waterproof, and lightningproof. Even if the two demonic cultivators used water and fire on her, she would not be injured.

Now that the steam has dissipated, Sheng Ning can finally see the appearance of the person who came.

One had the head of an eagle and the body of a human, and the other had the head of a pig and the body of a human; they looked quite... strange.

Sheng Ning closed her eyes and turned her back, not daring to look at her any longer. "I was wrong, Kitty. I shouldn't have said you were ugly."

Having grown accustomed to the stunning looks of her senior brothers, especially her second senior brother's exquisite appearance, Sheng Ning realized that she was a serious sucker for good looks.

Even though the white tiger had turned into a drenched tiger, she couldn't help but complain.

Seeing the demonic cultivators standing on the perimeter, Sheng Ning raised her hand to cover her eyes and said, "Are you here to kill me?"

Out of sight, out of mind.

Constantly hypnotizing herself, Sheng Ning suppressed the urge to run away and asked them a question.

Seeing her like this, the eagle-headed man assumed she was intimidated by the two brothers, and a cold laugh escaped his beak before he spoke in human language.

"You have good taste. That's right, my brother and I are here to kill you. Are you Sheng Ning?"

“No, I didn’t.” Sheng Ning retorted without thinking. “I came up the mountain to find the cat. Look, the cat is right here.”

The white tiger, lifted into the air: ......

Hearing her rebuttal without hesitation, the eagle-headed man frowned immediately. "You're not Sheng Ning? Then who are you?"

Sheng Ning lowered her eyes and kicked the giant python with its body stiff at her feet, saying, "My name is Shi Yueyao."

White Tiger: ......

How does she manage to lie without blushing?!

The eagle-headed man was stunned upon hearing this. "You're not Sheng Ning?"

Finally, he turned to look at his brother and said, "You idiot, we've arrested the wrong person."

Upon hearing his summons, Sheng Ning immediately pursed her lips, afraid that she might accidentally burst out laughing in front of them.

Little did she know that she had a terrible teammate to rely on.

When Baihu heard the eagle-headed man call his brother "pig head," he burst out laughing without hesitation.

"Hahahaha... Don't you have a mother? Why do you have to be called a pig-headed person, even though you have a pig's head? Is the flesh on your head called pig's head meat, hahahaha..."

"Hahahaha... My stomach hurts so much! Hey, you with the bird-headed head, are you called Birdman? Hahahaha..."

Even when Sheng Ning grabbed the back of the neck and lifted it into the air, the white tiger still smiled and cupped its belly with its paws.

His unrestrained laughter made the two eagle-headed men's faces darken.

Then the pig-headed man stepped forward, holding a golden gourd. His tusks were so sharp they could snap a white tiger's neck in one bite. "Is it funny?"

"My name is Pighead, and his name is Birdman. Is that funny?"

Sheng Ning was already holding back his laughter, but when he heard that Bai Hu had guessed the name of the eagle-headed man correctly, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Feeling the oppressive aura emanating from the pig's head, Sheng Ning suppressed her laughter again, her originally delicate features instantly contorting. "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to laugh."

She knew that demons were all born with strange shapes, like the Wuhulahu she had seen last time, which was a frog with its whole body burned, and it even had webbed feet.

But every time she saw the appearance of a new demon or heard their name, she couldn't help herself.

Looking at her, Pighead raised his hand to touch his fangs, snorted coldly, and then went to Birdman's side.

"The Holy Maiden said that Sheng Ning is cunning and treacherous. It's better to kill more people than to kill someone by mistake. Let's kill her first."

As Sheng Ning listened to the two demonic cultivators discussing how to kill him, he suppressed a laugh and almost couldn't even take out his Vajra Talisman.

"Are you going to use water and fire to attack me again?"

Her words were tinged with laughter, and even though she raised her hand to cover half her face, it was easy to see that she was trying not to laugh.

The birdman frowned at her. "What's that in her hand? There are talisman cultivators among the human race. She must have used something in her hand to block the Water and Fire Treasure Gourd just now. Go and snatch it."

Pighead rolled his eyes at him. "Me again? Every time it's me leading the charge, and you bringing up the rear. I suffer, and you reap the benefits. Why should I?"

The birdman snorted, "That's because the Holy Maiden thinks highly of you and believes you have the ability. I thought I'd let you go first. If you kill Sheng Ning, the Holy Maiden will definitely reward you first."

"Since you're unwilling, then give me the magic gourd, and I'll go first!"

Pighead was unhappy again.

He dodged aside, clutching the magic gourd, and snorted, "Why should I give it to you? I found this person first, so I'll kill him first!"

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