Big Internet Era
Three months after Linyuan and Changhao formed an alliance
The daily lives of the people of the two countries remain the same, except that there is more trade, so they can buy each other's local products, and they don't have to worry about taking small roads when visiting relatives. The abandoned official road between the two countries has been renovated and has become much wider. There are also soldiers stationed along the way, making it much more peaceful.
However, unknowingly, something unknown has already penetrated into the people's food, clothing, housing and transportation, like a maggot attached to the bones.
The streets of Yuandu were as prosperous as ever, with a constant stream of people coming and going from various stalls and restaurants. However, unlike before, there was much less noise. No matter whether they were diners holding their bowls at the tables or pedestrians strolling leisurely on the streets, they all stared at the air in front of them without exception, unwilling to look away for a moment. As a result, the diners did not notice that the fish on the chopsticks fell on their coats, and the pedestrians stumbled over the stones under their feet.
Even so, the diners just hurriedly brushed the meat off their clothes, and the pedestrians continued to stare intently ahead, for no other reason than that the food before them was something that could only be seen once in a century.
Linyuan-Changhao friendly mutual assistance exchange group (999)
[Gu Changhao is in charge of the electronic chess king - Yan Yu]:
Changhao, why do you put Linyuan before our Changhao in the group chat name? There is an order of seniority, you should also understand some rules!
[Gu Changhao is in charge of the electronic chess king - Yan Yu] changed the group name to [Changhao-Linyuan Friendly Mutual Assistance Exchange Group]
[Linyuan Commoner No. 3]:
Your Majesty, please say something @【Gu Linyuan is the king in charge of mobile games-Zhao Xu】
[One Hundred Linyuan Commoners]:
Your Majesty, please say something @【Gu Linyuan is the king in charge of mobile games-Zhao Xu】
(Hundreds of items omitted below)
[Gu Linyuan is in charge of the mobile game king-Zhao Xu]:
? Okay, Lao Deng, you want to take advantage of my canyon to kill all the surrendered people, right?
[Gu Linyuan is in charge of the mobile game king - Zhao Xu] Change the group name to [Linyuan-Changhao Friendly Mutual Assistance Exchange Group]
The common people were all lurking in the group, excitedly watching the two monarchs childishly fighting for the throne. In the past, they couldn't even touch the edge of the emperor's clothes, but with the help of the magic of the priests, they can now talk directly to the emperor, or even two of them!
"Hey, have you seen the video 'Reborn: I Raise a Turtle in My Harem' recently?" The diner, who was looking at the silly and happy diners in the group chat, suddenly remembered something and started chatting with his dining companions at the same time.
The dinner partner suddenly raised his head, his eyes shining:
"Of course I got it! It's been very popular recently. My family group is forwarding it every day. After all, he is a priest. Even his entertainment is more interesting than our storybooks! I tell you, the Mushroom Queen actually..."
“Stop, stop!” The diner raised his hand to cover his mouth halfway through his meal. “I haven’t seen that part yet, don’t spoil it!”
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. You just continue watching the group chat. The emperors are still arguing!" The companion shrugged and picked up the cup of divine happy tea passed down by the priest on the table. The cup had the logo of a running pony printed on it. He inhaled it in ecstasy while concentrating on browsing the group chat to not miss any messages.
[Gu Changhao is in charge of the electronic chess king - Yan Yu]:
You kid, you spend all day playing those cheesy games. Do you dare to play a game of electronic chess with me?
【General Changhao-Duanmu Yu】:
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[Gu Linyuan is in charge of the mobile game king-Zhao Xu]:
What do you, an old antique, know? This is the era of the Internet. Who has the patience to play your lousy chess? A real man should come to the Canyon to duel! If you have the guts to compete with the champion team of our Linyuan National King League, I will ask the Grand Master to deal with you!
[Gu Changhao is in charge of the electronic chess king - Yan Yu]:
Stop it! How can you bother the priest for such a small matter? They are working hard for the people of the world. The hardship they endure is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. We should pray for the priest.
So Yan Yu took the lead in lighting small candles in the group. Zhao Xu was unwilling to lag behind, and also led the people of Linyuan to light candles. The group chat was immediately flooded with countless candles.
At the same time, the priests thousands of miles away
Tong Zhenzhen raised the small trumpet made of cardboard and shouted to the soldiers on guard on the city wall:
"Listen, everyone inside. You are surrounded! Give up resistance and join our big family of love and peace. If you join now, you will get delicious food~"
"Stop talking nonsense, witch! We will never surrender even if we die!" The general on the city wall shouted back at the top of his lungs, with an extremely firm attitude, and the soldiers all echoed him in unison.
"How stubborn." Tong Zhenzhen muttered. Chen Miao beside her pulled her to sit down and put a spoonful of duck blood into her oil dish:
"Well, we have plenty of time anyway. It's not too late to act after they are all crispy. Let's simmer slowly. Come, the duck blood in the spicy pot is ready to eat!"
Tong Zhenzhen clicked into the Crispy Shark system, saw that the number of infected people was steadily increasing, and felt relieved. She hurriedly picked up the duck blood, blew it quickly on her lips, and then swallowed it in big gulps.
College students blatantly ate hotpot under the enemy's city wall. Bubbles gurgled from the rich red oil in the pot, and the tempting chili peppers wrapped around various meaty mushrooms rolled up and down. The aroma of meat and chili peppers floated straight to the city wall with the east wind.
The soldiers defended the city for three days in a row, but no matter how many arrows they shot or rocks they threw, they could not hurt them at all. Instead, they themselves were exhausted and had little food left. They could only squat on the city wall and eat dry buns.
Looking at the plump slices of meat rolling in the pot below, the leading general swallowed his saliva, and then gobbled the dry steamed bun in big mouthfuls, as if he was eating big fish and meat. However, he felt more and more uncomfortable in his heart. Logically speaking, there were so many of them and they had been marching for many days, so their dry food should have been eaten up long ago. Why couldn't they finish it and even eat fresh meat?
It was also his fault for being too soft-hearted. When he saw them lying on the ground with pale faces and thin bodies on the march, he wanted to help them with just a little effort. Who would have thought that they were the notoriously fragile college students. Even the Poyuan Army and Guluo's Aguda were defeated by them. Now, let alone attacking Chengguo's Fuze City as originally planned, even protecting themselves is a problem!
"I want to eat meat too..."
Suddenly, a faint murmur was heard among the soldiers.
"What are you going to eat?! Are we going to betray His Majesty's trust in us just for the sake of our appetite?" The general roared, suppressing his dissatisfaction.
"But, they can summon thunder from heaven. Maybe they are really gods who have come down to earth to save all living beings. If we listen to them, then we don't have to fight..." the younger soldier replied stiffly.
"You, you traitor!" The general was so angry that he drew his sword to chop, but he didn't know what magic those witches used. He felt a sharp pain before he could even raise his arm, and the sword that had just been unsheathed fell to the ground with a clang.
"Oh, commander, forget it. After all, he is still young and doesn't understand." The old soldiers around came forward to dissuade him. At this moment, the army was at a disadvantage. If the army lost its morale, it would be a taboo in military strategy. The general calmed down and realized this, so he had to grit his teeth and give up.
I thought I could finish the rest of the dry steamed bun in peace, but unexpectedly another soldier stumbled up to the tower:
"It's bad, Commander, it's bad!"
"What are you yelling about? Can't you just speak slowly?" The general took a bite of his dry steamed bun and rolled his eyes at him unhappily, but the other party's next words made him completely unable to sit still:
"Xie Ci hijacked the grain cart we borrowed from somewhere else. We...we are completely out of food!"
"What?!"
Under the city tower
"Hey, are you back from the robbery?" Tong Zhenzhen was sharp-eyed. She saw Xie Ci leading people to place a cart of food and fodder. She handed him a bowl of sauce and said, "Yes, I specially prepared a shabu-shabu pot for the kids who can't eat spicy food. Everything in the pot is cooked. Just add whatever you want."
Xie Ci took it and took a look. The sauce inside was adjusted according to his preference, without any spicy. However, he pretended that he didn't notice anything and sat down next to Tong Zhenzhen:
"Huh, you are the kid!"
Chen Miao winked at Luo Xiaoli:
Have you noticed...
Even Luo Xiaoli, who had been fighting in the canyon, nodded:
Found
Qu Fei smiled lovingly at the two people bickering while eating, and praised casually:
"Oh, it feels like your relationship is getting better and better!"
"Who has a good relationship with him (her)?!"
The two of them turned their heads to refute at the same time, glared at each other again, and began to fight for the right to eat the last piece of cake.
Just when Xie Ci was about to win the final victory by suppressing Tong Zhenzhen with his height advantage, an angry shout came from above his head and stopped his action:
"Thank you! Damn it, do you have any shame?! You guys are eating all the delicious food and yet you come to steal my food!"
Tong Zhenzhen seized the opportunity, snatched back the small cake, and quickly swallowed it and put it away. Xie Ci glared at her in dissatisfaction, pushed her back to continue eating, and put down his bowl and chopsticks, and shouted to the furious general above:
"Who did I think you were? It turned out to be one of my defeated generals who was forced by me to be like a turtle hiding in the city. What? Do you still expect me to return it to you?"
"He's really good at flattering himself. That's clearly the credit of our priest!" Tong Zhenzhen whispered to her companions.
Xie Ci secretly flicked her forehead with his hands behind his back, and continued to provoke her:
"It's not impossible to return it to you. If you surrender quickly, I might show mercy and give it to you!"
"You are dreaming!" The general was obviously so hungry that he was exhausted, but he was so angry that he burst into a shocking voice.
Xie Ci spread his hands, curled his thin lips slightly, and revealed a somewhat rogue smile:
"It seems that the negotiations have broken down."
【The Only True God】:
Is that a negotiation? His speech is more villainous than that of a villain!
Tong Zhenzhen learned her lesson this time. She kept silent and only complained in their dormitory group.
Xie Ci grabbed the firewood that was burning brightly under the hot pot, and with a light and precise movement, he dropped it directly on the carts of food and grass. The weather was dry in late winter and early spring, and the sparks expanded and spread in an instant as soon as they landed on it. The flickering flames reflected his sharp eyes:
"Then I won't give it to you~"
These light words with a mischievous smile made the general on the city wall completely collapse. He shouted "shameless" and fainted with his eyes rolled back, losing consciousness.
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Do you think this guy is becoming more and more mean?
【Acknowledgement】：
...I can see
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
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