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The self-disciplined Aguda started dressing himself up before dawn in the morning. He pulled out a copper mirror covered with dust from the corner of the tent, wiped it carefully, and checked his appearance in the mirror. He even shaved off his proud beard, for fear of leaving a sloppy impression on others.
The night before, he took a bath after a long absence and rubbed off half a bucket of old dust. Now his whole body has become much whiter, and with the magic of love, he actually looks quite decent.
Aguda took a deep breath, raised the corners of his mouth to the angle he thought was most satisfactory, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth:
"Go ahead, Aguda, you are the most charming now! You will definitely be able to win that sweet girl in one fell swoop!!"
He hummed an off-tune song while fiddling with himself in front of the bronze mirror. This strange appearance really scared the guards at the door. They looked at each other and saw horror in each other's eyes:
"Did he take the wrong medicine? What is he doing so early in the morning?!"
The other person held his chin in thought for a moment, then raised his head and speculated in a low voice:
"Does it take so much trouble to meet the spy buried in Linyuan? In my opinion, there may be another hidden story. We'd better report it to General Shao."
The two men took action immediately, one stayed where he was and continued to stand guard, while the other successfully escaped by pretending to be Shao Hui's letter. They were Shao Hui's spies, so naturally they had ways to leave. However, Aguda knew nothing about this and was still immersed in the joy of meeting his "dream lover".
At the same time
“Ahhhh my waist is going to break!!! Gently, gently!”
Ma Chengyun was almost torn apart by several girls, and his face turned red.
Tong Zhenzhen pretended not to hear anything, and continued to pull Ma Chengyun's belt:
"You don't understand, I see it's always tied like this on TV shows!"
"That's a fucking breast binder, right?! Where do I get breasts? Bind - what are you binding? It hurts so much!" Ma Chengyun howled in agony. After struggling for a long time, he finally escaped from the clutches of the female devil.
Fortunately, the most handsome man in the world decided to meet at Chengping Bridge, which was a little outside Yuandu City. It would take time to get there from the city, so they reluctantly ended this miracle pony dress-up game built on Ma Chengyun's pain.
"The most handsome man in the world must not be a serious person. Who would be a good person to meet a girl in the woods?" Luo Xiaoli finally checked Ma Chengyun's fake hair to make sure it was foolproof.
Ma Chengyun's shoulders trembled for a moment when he heard this:
"I won't lose my moral integrity, right? Oh, oh, oh..."
Xie Yuan drew out the long sword from his waist:
"Don't worry, I'm here, you won't lose your integrity."
Tong Zhenzhen also patted his shoulder and saw that his head turned to the other side:
"That's right, not only Sister Yuan, the True God has also found you a personal bodyguard - the Master of Anesthesia!"
Xue Yide, who was in the corner, was flipping through the storybook that Qu Fei recommended to him. Hearing this, he didn't even raise his head:
"Don't give people weird nicknames. Besides, I just went along because I was worried about the baby's safety."
At this point, everyone in 666 has become more tolerant of him as a "father", but they are still a little unhappy about being fed a mouthful of dog food. Tong Zhenzhen whispered "huh", thinking that if Xie Ci didn't come, who would be willing to let this four-eyed guy come! However, Tong Zhenzhen didn't pay any attention to him, but transferred her dissatisfaction to Ma Chengyun. Seeing that he was still shyly acting coquettishly towards Xie Yuan, she grabbed his collar without saying anything and kicked him into the sedan chair that had been prepared long ago:
"Let's go! What are you doing? What if someone runs away? Let's go!"
Chen Miao looked at Tong Zhenzhen's angry back thoughtfully. She felt that she seemed a little irritable today? Was it because Xie Ci was not here...
The sedan slowly drove towards the outskirts of Yuandu. According to Xie Yuan's investigation, there happened to be many lush woods on both sides of Chengping Bridge for hiding, and the bridge deck was wide enough for two cars to run side by side. They only needed to get off the sedan near the city gate, and Ma Chengyun would go to the bridge for the meeting, while the others would ambush in the woods. When the time came, they would be able to capture the hateful swindler alive!
"If this operation fails, you will die! Listen carefully, if you fail, you will be killed!" Tong Zhenzhen made a gesture of wiping her neck to Ma Chengyun, which scared him so much that he repeatedly stated that he would never let the organization down.
After a cup of tea
The breeze in late spring brought a bit of summer heat, which steamed Aguda's dark cheeks, making his whole rough face dark and red. He was afraid that the armor would scare people, so he changed into a loose robe that perfectly enlarged his barrel waist. He was holding a bunch of dogtail flowers picked from the fields outside the military camp, and kept looking to the other side of the bridge, looking extremely shy.
Suddenly, his bell-like eyes caught sight of the pretty figure across the bridge. His dark face turned red and his fat body leaned forward eagerly, wanting to see more clearly.
Closer and closer.
The running little figure became clearer and clearer, her wool-soft hair fluttering in the breeze, which was the arc of his heartbeat.
Closer and closer.
Her cherry lips, which were slightly panting due to running, were rosy and attractive, which made people's hearts flutter. That was the color of his heart.
Finally, he saw her waving at him vigorously in the middle of the bridge, and she called out in a voice as sweet as honey:
"Handsome brother~ I'm here!"
"Hey, my brother is here!"
Aguda was almost fascinated by the call of brother, and he ran towards her:
"Sweet sister!"
"Handsome brother~" She responded enthusiastically and ran towards him.
The two of them are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl who were separated by the Milky Way. They renew their old love on this "Magpie Bridge" and run wildly towards their "lovers". Their joyful laughter echoes in the empty forest. This is a love melody that belongs only to the two of them!
"Sister, your hands are so small..." As soon as Aguda got close to her, he couldn't wait to take the opportunity to hold her hand and take advantage of her.
The sweet girl stamped her feet and said coquettishly:
"Hate it! How can you hold someone's hand so casually... Now that you've held it, don't let me go, you bastard!"
The sudden rough male voice in the second half of the sentence woke Aguda up from his sweet dream. He hadn't realized what was happening yet:
"Sister, sister, is your throat damaged?"
Ma Chengyun endured the sweaty and greasy touch from his hands with tears in his eyes, and roared:
"Sister Yuan, make your move. I caught this guy!!"
There was a very slight noise from the bushes beside the bridge, and a figure could be vaguely seen passing by, and in the blink of an eye it had hidden in front of him. No matter how stupid Aguda was, he had lived among swords and guns after all, and he understood that something was wrong. He lowered his head in a daze, but was dazzled by the cold reflection of the sword.
"Don't move." Xie Yuan spat out these two words in a cold voice. While Aguda was distracted, she tied him up tightly with one hand, and then protected Ma Chengyun who was hiding behind her.
"Oh my god? Why is it this guy?!"
The people hiding in the woods also shook off the grass on their bodies and came closer. After seeing the true face of the swindler, Tong Zhenzhen and Chen Miao were both shocked.
"Or is it an acquaintance?" Qu Fei and Luo Xiaoli were a little curious. After all, they had not returned to the team when Tong Zhenzhen led people to scam Aguda in Muzhou City. Chen Miao briefly explained this man's stupid behavior.
Perhaps it was because he heard Tong Zhenzhen's voice that Aguda finally came back to his senses. After seeing who was coming, he realized that he was also an enemy and started to struggle violently:
"Damn it, why are you here?! Did you, a vicious woman, force Xiao Tiantian to do such a dirty thing? I will fight you!"
It seemed that he still remembered the glorious deeds of being fooled by her. Tong Zhenzhen kicked him in anger:
"Do you know who is the dirty one? You were the one who tried to cheat people out of their money first! Besides, what's that Xiao Tiantian? Come on, Xiao Ma, show him your face!"
"You, what do you mean?!" Aguda was so angry that his face turned red and he glared at her with gritted teeth.
Ma Chengyun had long been fed up with enduring humiliation and fighting the enemy, so he responded with "Alright!", pulled off the fake hair on his head, and wiped off the heavy makeup on his face, revealing his original face as a curly-haired man.
At that moment, everyone seemed to hear the sound of something breaking.
Aguda's expression was still frozen in anger at being toyed with by Tong Zhenzhen. It was as if the pause button had been pressed on his entire body. He gradually became petrified and lost color from head to toe, but he did not give up and was still holding on:
"This, this is impossible. My little sweetheart has such a beautiful voice, how could she be a grown man like him?!"
"Tsk, I feel a little sorry for you," Luo Xiaoli smirked evilly, determined to shatter his last fantasy, "Xiao Ma, give him a good life!"
Ma Chengyun nodded in understanding, cleared his throat, and switched to a girlish voice in a second:
"Brother, I am Xiao Tiantian~"
With a "whoosh", the handful of dogtail grass that had fallen to the ground at some point was blown into pieces by the wind, just like Aguda's shattered pure love.
The bear-like burly man shed two lines of hot tears, collapsed and howled to the sky:
“Give me back my little sweetie!!! Give it back to me, give it back to me, give it back to me, give it back to me, ahhhhh!”
"Oh, how pitiful." Tong Zhenzhen sneered with obvious gloating, but Aguda could no longer hear the outside world, so she shrugged and turned to have a serious discussion with her companions:
"What the hell, I clearly didn't open the hotspot to countries that haven't been cracked, how did this guy get in?"
"Could it be another system bug?" Xue Yide speculated, his face a little heavy, "I haven't been able to contact Crispy Shark recently. I always have a bad feeling..."
Xie Yuan was a man of action, he grabbed Aguda and said:
"The man is right here, we just need to let him spit out everything."
Perhaps the blow of his online dating partner becoming his good brother was too great, and Aguda, who was completely desperate, told them the truth directly without any effort.
"Electronic fraud system?!"
Everyone exclaimed in unison. Tong Zhenzhen's eyes widened as she stepped forward, grabbed Aguda and shook him violently:
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you have a system?!"
"Cough, cough, cough, believe it or not, who knows, maybe God feels sorry for me?" Aguda was dragged by him to the point of being unable to breathe. He smiled self-deprecatingly and looked at Ma Chengyun with resentment.
Tong Zhenzhen let go of him in frustration. Indeed, at this point, there was no need for him to lie. Moreover, if he didn't really have the system, how could he know the existence of the system and connect to the hotspot without her permission? After all, apart from the college students, only the Xie brothers and sisters and Lin Shizhu knew about the existence of the system. Neither the college students nor them would be able to disclose such important information to the people of Gulou.
"Damn it, are you fixing a bunch of systems on a bug?! I'm going to complain to the Transmigrator Center!" She pulled her hair madly, and at this moment, a strange voice sounded in her mind:
[What the hell is going on? How can this be an aboriginal?! ]
Tong Zhenzhen looked up in surprise and exchanged glances with everyone. She realized at a glance that only college students could hear this sound. Chen Miao made a hushing gesture to her, indicating that she should continue listening.
As if answering it, another voice suddenly appeared:
[Student, are you okay? Why did you bind an indigenous person as your host?! The basic data is wrong, this is a taboo in a paper! Aren’t you afraid that your supervisor will tear you apart when checking it?! ]
[Stop talking, stop talking. The final draft is almost ready. I want to die! I have to find the monitor and ask him to fix this damn bug! ]
[Didn't Crispy Shark quit his job a while ago, saying he wanted to relax, and disappeared for a long time? Wait, don't forcefully terminate the binding, or you'll end up with more bugs——]
A piercing electronic sound flashed through everyone's mind. At the same time, Tong Zhenzhen intuitively felt that something bad had happened.
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