Crispy
The Crispy Shark system is quite smart. Without waiting for Tong Zhenzhen to ask any questions, it started introducing the functions:
[Dear, this system is just as its name suggests, its basic function is to amplify your crispy physique and make you completely crispy! ]
Tong Zhenzhen, who was still waiting for him to send her a golden finger to escape from the predicament, collapsed:
"Listen to what you are saying, is this human language?! I am almost dying——"
Before she finished her words, perhaps the crispy physique that Crispy Shark mentioned took effect. Although she had not moved at all, she suddenly felt a piercing pain in her right foot, which had just been tripped and fell. She could clearly feel a big lump on her ankle. She lost her balance and staggered to the ground, but she accidentally avoided the fatal sword above her head.
"Zhenzhen, run!" Chen Miao, who was in the crowd, happened to see this scene and shouted loudly.
Tong Zhen Zhen was lying on the ground with no hope in life, wanting to cry but no tears:
"I want to run, but do I have the legs and space to run?"
Xie Ci did not give up. Seeing that the first blow failed, he wanted to make another blow. Tong Zhen was really helpless. He could not rely on the broken system. If he could not understand the language of begging for mercy, he should understand the body language! Is there any universal surrender gesture in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad...
Without any hesitation, in the face of her life and dignity, Tong Zhenzhen immediately raised her hands in a standard gesture of surrender, looking directly at Xie Ci with a pious and flattering look on her face.
Xie Ci was almost hit on the chin by her suddenly raised hand. He frowned slightly and looked her up and down in scrutiny, and actually put down the knife in his hand.
Tong Zhen was really delighted. The anti-Japanese drama really did not deceive her. She hurriedly called out to the people behind her:
"Quick, put your hands up!"
Everyone followed suit and gestured to surrender. This strange and bizarre posture seemed like some kind of formation. The few soldiers looked at each other, not daring to act rashly for a moment, and all looked at the general inquiringly to thank him.
Xie Ci had never seen such a scene before, and he smacked his lips secretly, wondering if these evildoers, seeing they couldn't win, were going to resort to some underhanded tricks?
Tong Zhenzhen saw the handsome boy lowering his head in deep thought and was overjoyed. She thought he really understood what she meant, but the fat man in colorful feathers rushed to him and danced:
"Oh, General, you have offended these priests. They are furious and want to summon lightning to strike us!"
The high priest deliberately raised his voice, and only stopped talking when he caught a glimpse of the soldiers looking around in confusion, satisfied.
Humph, although he didn't know where this group of "priests" came from, he originally wanted to use the guise of sacrifice to use the two thousand insiders to get rid of Xie Ci, but he didn't expect this kind of change to happen. However, as long as he can maneuver among them, he can still shake the morale of the army, and it is only a matter of time before Xie Ci, who has a stubborn temper, is brought down!
"What should we do? The high priest said they are going to summon thunder!"
"I, I don't want to die yet! How about we go and beg him—"
"Shut up! Stop talking nonsense and shaking the morale of the army! This general will kill these monsters right now, let's see who dares to do anything rash!" Xie Ci could no longer bear it, his eyes widened, and he roared with gritted teeth.
This time he did not hold back. Before Tong Zhenzhen could react, she saw a bright flash in front of her eyes. The blade was at her throat in an instant, easily cutting through her flesh and breaking her bones.
No one noticed that the dark clouds that had dispersed had regrouped and spread out like scales over the military camp. Lightning flashed in between. At the same time, the Crispy Shark system, which had been silent as if it had been buried, started to chirp again:
[Dear, now unlock the extended function of this system - crispy but hard to shark~]
Boom!
Thunder suddenly fell from the sky, with electricity surging, splitting the spider-web-like trail all the way, as if guided by someone, accurately hitting the big knife beside Tong Zhenzhen's neck, and in an instant the fine steel was reduced to dust, just like Tong Zhenzhen's chopped-off hair that was blown away by the wind.
Tong Zhenzhen: …
Thank you: ...
Crunchy Shark System:
[Kiss is like this, once there is something threatening your life, the fragile but difficult to shark mechanism will be automatically triggered]
Tong Zhenzhen: …
Crunchy Shark System:
[But out of humanitarianism, this is only effective on non-living things. Shark-man is too cruel and I can't do it~]
Tong Zhenzhen (raising arms and shouting wildly) (squirming madly) (twisting facial features):
"Hahahahahaha, I'm not dead! You little pretty boy, you can never kill me with a chop!"
She had finally figured out the mechanism of this system. It was like exchanging her own physique for an immortal golden finger. Although her body was fragile, she could not die no matter what. What was there to be afraid of? !
She laughed crookedly and stretched her neck in front of Xie Ci provocatively. Even though she knew that the other party couldn't understand her, she still said arrogantly:
"Come again!"
Chen Miao, who was standing by, finally came to her senses from the shocking turn of events: "The roommate was about to be beheaded - the roommate was about to be struck by lightning - it seemed that it was not her who was struck by the knife". She turned around and saw Tong Zhenzhen, who had escaped death, was courting death again. She screamed and tried to pull her away:
"Really? Stop wasting time!"
Tong Zhenzhen waved her hand nonchalantly:
"Don't panic, I have the undead buff on the system!"
Chen Miao was delighted when she heard this:
"So you are also bound to the system?"
also?
Tong Zhenzhen was stunned. Could it be that Chen Miao also had a system? Just as she was about to ask, Xie Ci started to stir again.
This was the first time Xie Ci had seen such a weird thing in his eighteen years of life. If his right hand, which had just been struck by lightning, had not been still shaking slightly, he would have suspected that it was a sorcery played by the high priest.
"Look! You are suffering for not listening to the old man. I have already said that the priest is angry. If I do not perform the ritual communication, the consequences will be disastrous!" The high priest was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. He did not expect that these strange people could really summon thunder, and there was no way to communicate with them. However, he still pretended to be calm and stared at Xie Ci with a threatening tone.
Xie Ci gritted his teeth and said nothing. More and more soldiers began to waver and advised:
"Yes, General, you just saw it, the priest really has the power to bring down thunder!"
"Let's apologize to the high priest and ask him to explain everything to the High Priest!"
Someone with sharp eyes noticed the bulging veins on Xie Ci's forehead and tactfully stopped talking. The young general took a deep breath and looked at the smug face of the monster in front of him. He became more and more angry, and his back teeth were almost worn out. He suddenly snatched the sword of a soldier next to him and slashed at Tong Zhenzhen!
Boom!
There was another loud thunder, and the heavy sword in his hand turned into ashes. Xie Ci was shocked and retreated three steps. However, he became more and more courageous, grabbed a battle axe and rushed forward again!
"Ancestors, I must kill this evildoer today!"
Boom boom
"Fuck my ancestors, I don't believe it!"
Boom boom boom————
Not only were the soldiers dumbfounded, but even the college students who had seen all the golden fingers of time travel froze in place, staring blankly at him charging forward with different weapons again and again, only to be struck into ashes by lightning again and again. Chen Miao muttered to himself:
"Oh my god, what kind of system is this? Is this Yang Yongxin's electrotherapy..."
The elder brother next to him also nodded repeatedly:
"Compared to this girl's system, my system is far inferior!"
"What?!" Chen Miao was shocked and asked hurriedly:
"Do you have a system too? It can't be so magical!"
If a panel similar to a game interface had not suddenly appeared in front of her, she would not have believed that she actually had a system. After all, according to the routine system, this kind of thing is very rare. Generally, only one person in a group will have it, but now...
The game "If you are my brother, come and cut me with a knife" was still being played over there. Chen Miao had already asked around and found that every college student actually had a system! Chen Miao did not delay and called out to Tong Zhenzhen who was having a great time playing:
"Really, come here! It looks like we all have a system!"
Tong Zhenzhen had made Xie Ci so tired that he started to breathe heavily. He probably wouldn't be able to do anything strange for a short time. The soldiers had already been frightened and no one would take the opportunity to make trouble. Only then did they feel at ease to return to their big family. They gathered together tacitly and started to share what they had.
"At present, except for Zhenzhen's Crunchy Shark, the distribution of systems is based on professions. What I got is the language system, which can convert strange languages into our language. Oh, there is a button that can be effective for multiple people at the same time." Chen Miao poked the air in front of himself a few times. It seemed that only he could see his own system, and others could not see the panel.
Tong Zhenzhen touched her chin:
"That's equivalent to Baidu Translation, which is great. This way we can communicate with the indigenous people."
An idea suddenly occurred to her, and she shouted to the crowd of college students:
"Does anyone's system have attack skills? Can you get my family out of the barracks?"
As a result, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. The system had all kinds of messy functions such as language, medical care, and food, but none of them could increase combat power.
The crowd fell into an awkward silence. Chen Miao raised her hand and said:
"Well, how about I solve the language barrier problem first? Feelings are developed through conversation! Maybe after we communicate, they will release us on their own initiative?"
Everyone thought the same and decided to solve this fatal problem first.
Although Xie Ci's hands and feet were shaking from the residual thunder, his bright eyes were fixed on Tong Zhenzhen and her group, not missing any movement from them. He saw one of the tall female demons tapping in the air a few times, and they suddenly spoke in human language:
"Hello? Can you hear us? 123, 123."
!
Xie Ci acted as if he was facing a powerful enemy. He stretched out his arms to protect the soldiers behind him and led them to retreat again and again, and became alert as before.
The high priest was startled, then immediately reacted, smiled flatteringly and went forward, then knelt down and bowed several times:
"Please forgive me, Lord Priest! I am the High Priest of Linyuan. I am a dull mortal who cannot understand the language of God. I have neglected you all before. Even if I die a thousand times, it will not be enough to apologize!"
Tong Zhenzhen hurriedly helped the man up:
"Brother, what are you doing? You are shortening my lifespan. Get up now!"
The high priest became even more agitated upon hearing this, and even fell to his knees with tears streaming down his face:
"You are joking, Master Priest. How can a mortal like me shorten your life? We offer two thousand sacrifices just to invite a foreign military god like you to help me sweep across the countries and quell the chaos!"
The college students behind him also whispered:
"Wow, did you hear that? He said we are military gods!"
"He's quite nice. He thinks highly of us!"
Tong Zhenzhen was sweating profusely, and asked the system in his mind: What's the situation with the two thousand sacrifices? Didn't you say it was humanitarian?
Crunchy Shark System:
[Dear, these two thousand people have been well preserved by us. As long as you complete the task of pacifying the chaos and return to the human world, they will naturally come back.]
Tong Zhenzhen breathed a sigh of relief, as long as no one was killed. When she raised her eyes, she met Xie Ci's vicious gaze again. She shuddered with fear at first, but then she remembered that she was now immortal and her hunchback had been cured. She rolled her eyes, cleared her throat and spoke:
"Ahem, forget it. This god will not bother with you youngsters. To be honest, we came to the lower world this time because we couldn't bear to see the suffering of the common people. We came to quell the war. It's just that - you don't seem to welcome us very much!"
Tong Zhenzhen imitated the way a big-bellied leader held a meeting, put her hands behind her back, and glanced at Xie Ci.
Anyway, world peace is a task assigned by the system. If she fails to complete it, she can't go back. So there's no harm in agreeing to them. She can even get the title of a priest and settle down here. As for how to achieve such a ridiculous task as world peace, she will have to worry about it in the future!
Chen Miao and the others understood her intention immediately, and acted like drama queens, performing the classic combo of frowning, smacking lips and shaking head, which frightened the high priest so much that his head was almost broken.
"Priest, calm down!" The high priest was sweating profusely. He turned around and waved his hands repeatedly to signal all the soldiers to kneel down together. The soldiers followed suit, except Xie Ci, who still stood there like a steel plate.
The high priest took the rare opportunity to teach Xie Ci a lesson: "General Xie, now is not the time to throw a tantrum! Do you want us all to be punished by God?!"
Xie Ci was merciless, rolled his eyes and snorted coldly:
"I wonder if the priest is incompetent? He couldn't even speak human language just now, and was chased by ordinary people like us and ran away. That's why he misunderstood you as monsters and blamed you wrongly."
Xie Ci casually clasped his fists and bowed symbolically, his black hair tied behind his head swaying slightly. His handsome eyes and eyebrows revealed the disdain and indifference unique to young people. He chopped through the iron armor without breaking any of his waist bones. He kept an upright posture from beginning to end, standing like a pine tree among the kneeling crowd, looking particularly abrupt.
Tong Zhenzhen couldn't help but sigh, she was still too young, she hadn't experienced the harsh beatings of society, and she held on to the good moral character of tearing off the other person's umbrella after being caught in the rain. She smiled slightly and said sarcastically:
"If that's the case, then it means that we need to take good care of our divine powers. If I don't get enough rest, I don't know if my thunderbolt will still be able to obey my command. Will it accidentally fall on General Xie's head?"
This guy named Xie just caught her and made fun of her, she must get him back!
"You!" Xie Ci naturally thought of his own miserable appearance just now, and was so ashamed and angry that he could not bear it for a moment, but because of the falling thunder, he could not vent his anger, so he could only hold it back.
"Look at my stupid brain!" The high priest hurriedly changed the subject, fearing that these weird priests would chop him up. "I forgot to entertain the priests properly. Please come this way, sirs. Don't bother to thank him. He is used to being domineering!"
After saying this, he quietly told his attendants and ceremonial officers to quickly clean up the place and prepare the banquet, while he led the way with great enthusiasm, not forgetting to give a provocative smile when passing by to say thank you:
You are too young to fight with me!
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