Mix in group chat
What?
The strong liquor made Xie Ci's mind confused. He only vaguely remembered that he was illiterate, so how could he understand the text? He was probably drunk and had hallucinations.
He shook his head in self-mockery, a general was so lazy, he would never drink again!
After secretly making a vow, Xie Ci turned over and fell into a deep sleep.
His right hand accidentally touched the confirmation button, and the progress bar on the floating screen gradually filled up, and then jumped to the group chat page of the AAA Crossing Group. It was just a group of college students who were excitedly chatting in the group, and the news of the new member joining was immediately brushed up and no one paid attention.
next day
"Hiss, my head hurts..."
Xie Ci was awakened by a throbbing pain in his forehead before he even opened his eyes. His loose shirt slipped down slightly, and as he stood up, his bony shoulders and neck were exposed, full and toned. He always slept in a wild manner, with his shirt wide open, revealing his strong and muscular chest.
But what was inconsistent with this attractive body was that his still young face was filled with tiredness, totally unlike the majestic general he usually was. There were a few tears hanging from the corners of his narrow eyes, making him look half asleep and half awake, and exceptionally pure.
It was not until he saw the rows of constantly jumping words floating in front of him that he woke up completely.
Xie Ci blinked blankly, but the words did not disappear. Instead, they remained in the center of his sight as he turned his head, following him like a ghost.
"Fuck my ancestors, what the hell is this?!"
Xie Ci lost his balance and fell back onto the couch. Could it be that drinking too much had damaged his eyes?
He struggled to get up, but it was no use. His body was already gone, and he couldn't let his eyes get hurt. With a trembling voice, he shouted to the guards outside the camp:
"Quick, go and call Lin Shizhu!"
When Lin Shizhu heard that Xie Ci was in trouble, he did his duty and came over with a medicine box. He had drunk a lot of wine last night because of his frustration in love, and he had just sobered up. When he arrived, he didn't even fasten his belt.
"You said there was something dirty in front of your eyes?"
Lin Shizhu put his hand on Xie Ci's wrist and took his pulse for a long time, turning his head over and over again:
"I see your pulse is steady and strong, and your complexion is in great shape—stick out your tongue."
Xie Ci did as he was told. Lin Shizhu came closer and looked at him for a long time, frowning and muttering from time to time. Xie Ci's heart beat faster when he saw this, and he said nervously:
"How, how? It's not like there's really nothing you can do about it..."
"Your tongue coating is too thick. You have a hot heart. You need to change your bad temper!" Lin Shizhu interrupted him firmly.
"Go away, if you can't see it, stop talking nonsense here!" Xie Ci slapped his hand away in anger. Lin Shizhu withdrew his hand in pain, stood up and sorted out his medicine box, complaining:
"Isn't it said that patients are the boss these days? I rushed to see you, General, but nothing happened and you still despised me!"
"Alright, I guess you're still drunk. I'll have someone make some hangover medicine and send it to you later. You're too old to get sober after drinking a little bit of wine..."
Xie Ci's eyes became more gloomy, and Lin Shizhu also tactfully stopped talking, walked to the door and lifted the curtain:
"Then I'll be leaving first. I have an appointment with Xiao Miao for dinner later!"
Xiao Miao, will people pay attention to you now?
Xie Ci couldn't help rolling his eyes, but those annoying words still didn't disappear. Lin Shizhu couldn't figure out what was going on. Although he was not serious in front of acquaintances, his medical skills and strategies were superb. Since he couldn't see the symptoms, it was probably not a disease.
He took a deep breath. Years of living on the edge of a knife made him calm down quickly. Thinking about it carefully, such a strange thing seemed to be the work of that group of evildoers.
Thinking of this, he began to try to read the texts. He was caught off guard by the sudden change and had not had time to read the content. Now that he calmed down and took a look, he found that he could understand them all.
But he is a layman who has only learned the Cross Course for Young Children's Enlightenment!
Xie Ci felt his headache getting worse and forced himself to recognize the characters. The shapes of these characters were simpler and not like Lin Yuan's characters. If Lin Shizhu could see them, he would be surprised to find that these were not the characters of any country.
A vague guess in his mind became clearer, and he continued to read on:
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Miao, why do I feel like you've been so cold to Doctor Lin recently? Is this a new trick? @【Chinese-你妙姐】
【Academy of Fine Arts-The Rebirth of Van Gogh】:
Move the small stool to eat melons, I'm going to knock you two @【Chinese-你妙姐】
【Chinese-You Miaojie】:
Haha, I always rely on charm to win people over, not on any tricks~ It's nothing, he's just a little disobedient, just a lesson. I've made an appointment with Lin Shizhu for dinner later, and I'll bring you the new cheese turkey noodles @【Chinese-The Only True God】
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Love you Miao!
As lines of text scrolled across the screen, Xie Ci's frown deepened, almost twisting his brows into the shape of a Chinese character "川". He had clearly been able to understand some of the foreign characters with great difficulty, but why couldn't he understand them again when they were put together?
These seemed to be the tones of different people chatting together, but how was this done and why could he understand it?
In a flash, he suddenly remembered that when they first met, Tong Zhenzhen and others could not understand their language. It was her companion Chen Miao who did something to enable them to communicate normally. So, he could understand these words now, and it was very likely her handwriting!
"Oh, so this thing is what you use to communicate information?"
Xie Ci sneered. The pleasure of gradually grasping the truth made his tense nerves suddenly relax. His eyebrows were raised and a gleam of light flashed in his bright eyes, showing a rare childish look.
Since you accidentally put the handle in my hands, you can't blame me!
He couldn't wait to read on, and a part of his heart was secretly hoping to uncover the secret that Tong Zhenzhen refused to tell him, but suddenly a small box popped up:
Please edit your group nickname
What is a group nickname?
Xie Ci was a little anxious. This small frame blocked most of the chat below, and it would not disappear if it was not completed. Fortunately, although he had not received any electronic education, many years of dealing with unpredictable battlefield situations made his thinking extremely agile. Thinking of the conversation he had just read, there was a line of small words above what each person said. That Miao Jie said she wanted to have dinner with Lin Shizhu, so it was probably Chen Miao. The One True God seemed to be very familiar with her. Who else could it be but Tong Zhenzhen?
He also calls himself the only true God. He really knows how to flatter himself!
Xie Ci rolled his eyes and looked at the small frame carefully again. The nickname of this group should be something like a code name, and everyone here chats under a code name.
"Why are you being so secretive? Are you afraid that others will see your shameful words?"
Xie Ci muttered quietly, pondered for a moment, and thought of his own code in his mind. Just as he was about to figure out how to input it, the code he had in mind automatically popped up on the small box:
You have changed the group nickname to [西八]
This thing is quite spiritual!
He nodded with satisfaction. This was a good code name. It had a good meaning and was a word only they would use. It wouldn't arouse suspicion if he sneaked in. To be on the safe side, he kept quiet for now. The important thing was to get more information from them.
At this time, the personal guard who came to bring sobering medicine to Xie Ci walked in. As soon as he put down the medicine, he found that his general was holding his chin with both hands, staring at the air in front of him with a serious face.
The guard hesitated for a moment and warned carefully:
"General? Here is the hangover medicine prepared by Doctor Lin. Remember to drink it."
"Yeah, I know, just put it there!"
Xie Ci didn't even raise his head, still staring at what was in front of him, waving his arms impatiently, as if he was possessed by a ghost.
The guard sighed and walked out of the door. What happened to the general? He has been depressed since he came back, and even drank to drown his sorrows. He heard from the nephew of the third aunt of the second cousin of his distant relative from the same hometown that he went with that it seemed that he was hurt by love and was deeply heartbroken by the goddess named Tong Zhenzhen...
Alas, humans and gods have different paths, and you can’t force it!
Xie Ci, who was still unaware that he was emotionally hurt, was concentrating on watching the messages that kept flashing on the screen in the group. He held the steaming hot medicine in one hand, and without noticing the scalding temperature, he took a big gulp. He immediately stuck out his tongue because of the burn, and tears were streaming down his face, but his eyes were fixed on the screen without blinking, like a young internet addict.
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Guys, I have a bold idea.
【Medicine-Xue Yide】：
? You'd better not be so bold
Xie Ci wiped the medicine from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and smacked his lips in dissatisfaction. This Xue Yide is the bespectacled guy, right? A pretty boy. Is he really familiar with Tong Zhen? It's not decent to say such ambiguous words to a girl!
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Let's talk business! The Crispy Shark system has recently updated a new function. When I turn enough people into crispy ones, I can unlock the infection function, which allows the crispy ones to become crispy upon contact. In Chang'an Village, this number target has been met.
【Business-Pony Run】:
Why does it sound like the script of Resident Evil? (scratching my head jpg.)
【Chinese-The Only True God】:
Don't interrupt me! (clenched fist) @【Business-Pony Run】
Don't you realize it? In this way, we can form a biochemical, no, fragile college student army! Whoever dares to touch us will be turned into a fragile one, unable to kill others and unable to be killed by others. Then, if we transform these countries, won't there be world peace? We can complete the system's task!
There was a moment of silence in the group chat, and then it exploded:
【Physical Science-The King of Volumes Reborn】:
Could it be that she is really a genius?
【Biology-Mendel's Pea】：
Could it be that she is really a genius?
【Small Teaching-Makabaka】:
Destroy the formation, Nobel Prize and draw. No real sister, I won't watch it!
【Chinese-Your blessings are all behind】
Holy crap, who can tell the difference between you and the God of War now?! Pass it on, Xie Ci De is unworthy of the position, it will be Sister Tong's era from now on! I support Sister Tong to become a general!
Xie Ci, who was originally confused, was suddenly startled. He actually understood this sentence. Oh no, it turned out to be directed at him!
Is this a rebellion?!
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