Oh shit!



Oh shit!

It was not until several college students bravely came down and helped Xie Ci up that he came to his senses. His eyes seemed to be glued to the "fighting" Tong Zhenzhen. Ever since he was born, he dreamed of becoming the brave hero in his father's words who could stand alone against ten thousand. And now, the man who could fight against ten thousand was right in front of him.

His face, which had become even paler due to illness, suddenly turned crimson, and the handsome young general shook his head violently, trying to drive away the inexplicable emotion.

He was really crazy. The other party was full of lies and had an unclear stance. He also caused the military camp to be infected with an epidemic. How could he let his guard down?

Under Tong Zhenzhen's output, the Poyuan Army was forced to run away with the wounded. The dust raised by the horses' hooves choked her nose and she sneezed several times. Sad tears fell unconsciously. She felt that she had lost something important. She was in a trance for a while, and her steps were unsteady. She found a broad and warm embrace nearby, and she didn't even bother to see who it was. She buried herself in it and cried:

“Wow, I’m so embarrassed! I originally wanted to create an image of a cool and beautiful girl! Damn it, I’m already a senior in college and still single. Now I don’t even have the last hope of being single—”

Xie Ci's whole body was stiff, his dislocated arm hanging limply, and he could only let the female hooligan do whatever she wanted to him. His well-defined chest muscles behind the armor were so tight that it hurt Tong Zhenzhen's face. He was forced to look up, and only then could he see Xie Ci's red face, which looked like a decent woman being toyed with. His wandering soul finally returned to his body, and he suddenly wanted to die even more.

Chen Miaoshi came over at the right time and pressed Tong Zhenzhen to her chest skillfully:

"Silly child, did you bury the wrong person? Cry, cry, face is only temporary, heroic deeds are forever! History books will remember your heroic appearance today!"

Tong Zhenzhen collapsed:

"Are they going to give me the title of Slap Man?"

Thanks to the efforts of the Slap Man, the Linyuan Army survived the disaster safely. Everyone tacitly agreed not to mention the dark crawling part, and praised Tong Zhenzhen fiercely:

"Classmate, you are awesome, you are like a living military god!"

"That old man Junli should retire immediately and let our sister Tong take over!"

"A celebration banquet! This must be a celebration banquet!"

The college students were clamoring to hold a celebration banquet to reward Tong Zhenzhen and themselves for taking care of the injured. It happened that Ma Chengyun's shopping mall system had unlocked the food section, with chicken, duck, fish and meat all available. Everyone in the cooking camp fell to the ground, so the students in the cooking house rolled up their sleeves and took over:

"There was a loud bang in the sky, and this old slave made a brilliant appearance! Princesses and young masters, get ready to eat!"

They took out the modern seasonings and spatulas provided by the food system, and used technology and hard work to baptize the fresh ingredients. Soon, they served table after table of delicious delicacies:

The hot pot in clay pot led the way, followed by prawns, boneless grilled fish, rotating hot pot... the must-eat delicacies on the campus confession wall were perfectly reproduced, which made the children who had not eaten meat for several days shed tears from the corners of their mouths, and they would show off as soon as they got a bowl of spicy food.

Of course, they did not forget the many patients in the military medical camp, who were cared for in shifts. When Tong Zhenzhen saw that it was time for a shift change, she went to take over the medical students' shift, carrying the spicy mixed soup she had not finished and the meals specially prepared for the patients.

"Hey Brother Xue, go and have your meal. I'll take over!" Tong Zhenzhen greeted Xue Yide who was boiling medicine, and stuffed a set of pancakes into his hand.

Xue Yide quickly took off the medical gloves on his hands, took a bite of the pancake, and stood up. He had already walked to the door when he suddenly asked:

"Your dormitory number is 666, right?"

Tong Zhenzhen distributed the ceramic bowls of porridge to the patients and casually replied:

"Yeah, that's pretty cool, right? Before, there were three singles and one sea king, but now there are four singles~"

Xue Yide's straight back froze, and he suddenly said in a low voice:

"Maybe not?"

Tong Zhenzhen sneered and scooped a spoonful of hot porridge to feed Xie Ci:

"It's so funny, how could I not know what kind of people they are?"

Chen Miao is just lustful and never serious, Luo Xiaoli's CP is a game, and Qu Fei is the good mother of all their dormitories! How could she find a father for them quietly?

That's impossible...

Tong Zhenzhen's smile froze. She turned her head abruptly and wanted to ask Xue Yide what he meant, but the other party had already disappeared. While she was distracted, she didn't notice that the boiling white porridge in the spoon had already poked into Xie Ci's nostrils.

"Tong Zhenzhen! Do you want to die?!" Xie Ci roared because of the burn.

Tong Zhenzhen looked back and hurriedly picked up the towel on the table to wipe him. Halfway through, she realized something was wrong. This towel seemed to be the one she used to pad the spicy sauce...

Xie Ci felt an unbearable burning sensation at the tip of his nose:

"Damn! Why is it so hot?!"

After a period of chaos, everything was finally cleaned up. Lin Shizhu couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to stand up and help:

"Miss Tong, how about I do it?"

He was really afraid that Xie Ci would be tortured to death by this little girl. Oh, that's not right, Xie Ci could not die, he could only be tortured by her all the time.

Tong Zhenzhen pushed the person back:

"Lie down! Trust me, I can do it!"

Xie Ci rolled his eyes at the white porridge that was cleaner than his face:

"You guys are using my military funds to enjoy delicious food and fish, but why should I only be able to eat this?"

He pointed at the spicy mixed soup that Tong Zhenzhen had put on the table and ordered childishly:

"What is that? I want to eat that!"

Tong Zhenzhen glanced at the spicy hot pot, swallowed the rest of the mouthful under Xie Ci's stunned eyes, and wiped her mouth:

"Spicy mixed soup, but it's out. And what we used was all made by divine power, we didn't eat yours! We also got a cart of meat, rice and noodles, and put them all in the kitchen for you! Don't be picky about food, follow the doctor's advice and eat a light diet!"

She shouted to Lin Shizhu:

"Is that right, Doctor Lin?"

"Bullshit! If you don't give me food, I'll get it myself!" Xie Ci was so hungry that the military medical camp was in chaos again. People were shouting and trying to stop people. It was not until a long time later that the lights were turned off and everyone went to bed.

A few days later, it was finally the five working days that Crunchy Shark had mentioned, and the medical students were finally able to make medicines through the system, but the method was a little unique.

"The medicine can be made, but, oh, how to describe it? Just do it like this." Xue Yide, who has always used concise and professional words, was also in a dilemma. He didn't know how to describe it and could only demonstrate it himself.

He pointed at Xie Ci and operated on the system panel:

"Perhaps to prevent us from leaving extra drugs in this world, the drugs and injections made by the medical system can only be injected cyber-injected. For example, if I give General Xie a special medicine for influenza A, the drug will appear directly in his body after clicking the panel, and will not appear in my hand in physical form."

As if to confirm his words, Xie Ci suddenly felt a few foreign objects in his throat, and then he swallowed the pills without having time to spit them out. Tong Zhenzhen, who was watching from the side, touched his chin with emotion:

"You're playing with it so much? But this does relieve you of a lot of burden. You don't need to give injections or disinfect them anymore. You can just use the system to put the liquid medicine into their blood vessels."

Xue Yide nodded, narrowed his beautiful eyes, and carefully examined the system interface:

"It can also be released in groups. I will first administer the vaccine to nearby residents to prevent it from spreading to others through us."

The two of them were still discussing something, and Xie Ci, as an aboriginal, couldn't understand what they were saying. He looked sullen and waited for Tong Zhenzhen to give him an explanation, but she became more and more happy chatting with this four-eyed guy, and actually forgot about him. He was getting more and more angry, but they were companions, so it was normal for them to be familiar with each other. What should he say? He could only stay aside and sulk.

After the medical students' cyber medicine, the Linyuan Army gradually recovered. They also helped them to take the basic vaccines that modern people would take to strengthen their physical fitness. As long as they did not do strenuous exercise, their fragile physical fitness would not be triggered. But how could they fight? Xie Ci was still thinking about the matter of breaking camp and marching, and he was very worried.

In Xie Ci's tent, Lin Shizhu called Xie Yuan and advised Xie Ci earnestly:

"General, now is not the time for you to lose your temper. Although they are suspicious, we really relied on them to win this battle. As a general, you still have to say polite words. Just go and thank the girl!"

Xie Yuan hesitated for a moment. Although she didn't believe those weirdos, Lin Shizhu's words made sense, so she advised:

"Yes, brother. How did the Poyuan Army know the exact location of our camp? There must be an insider who leaked the news. Although those people are suspicious, they risked their lives to help us repel the enemy. So the insider is not them, but the high priest is particularly suspicious. Then we must get ahead of him and win them over. At least we must find out their purpose and weaknesses!"

The two of them were talking back and forth, and what they said made sense, but Xie Ci didn't know why he felt depressed. He pondered for a while, and then he pulled up the corners of his mouth, revealing a mouthful of white teeth:

"Okay, okay, I'll go!"

It's night

Ever since the Internet was connected, Tong Zhenzhen, a web addict, of course has to watch TV series and surf the Internet before going to bed. Her life has been too exciting recently, so she decided to watch some healing Korean dramas. She immediately opened last year's hit "Bright Glory" and relived all kinds of swear words.

He adjusted the screen in front of him to the maximum and turned up the volume. Tong Zhen felt really comfortable. He crossed his legs comfortably, lay diagonally on the straw mat, and squinted his eyes to watch the handsome man and beautiful woman fighting each other.

Tong Zhenzhen was so immersed in the Korean drama that she couldn't help herself. She danced and sang from time to time, muttering to herself:

"Shit! Ah, Shit—!"

Chen Miao, who was lying next to her and watching the male anchor, would be accidentally hurt by her from time to time, so she quietly moved away a little. Their beds were right in front of the door, so she simply lifted the curtain to let in some light.

Although I can’t give thumbs up to these hard-working boys, the ultra-clear 108k large screen provided by the system makes their chest muscles look even better!

Just as Chen Miao was contentedly preparing to watch the next black-skinned gym student's sexy dance, an unhappy voice sounded above her head:

"Tong Zhenzhen, come out for a moment. I have something to tell you."

Chen Miao's heart skipped a beat, she looked up and saw that it was indeed Xie Ci. However, the guy had a gloomy face and it seemed like he had bad intentions!

She wanted to quietly remind Tong Zhenzhen to be careful, but the other party turned up the volume too high, and only she could hear it, and she didn't realize that the volume was too loud, resulting in the isolation of the outside world. The huge Korean drama screen in front of her just happened to block Xie Ci's figure. The plot developed to the climax, and Tong Zhenzhen's emotions also became excited. She jumped up and shouted:

"Shit!!!"

"Tong Zhenzhen, what on earth are you talking about?" Xie Cixiu frowned. It was already his limit that he could put aside his pride and come here to thank her, but she still dared to challenge his bottom line!

Chen Miao was so scared that she took off and slapped Tong Zhenzhen's arm:

"Really? Stop looking now. General Xie, that donkey-tempered man, is looking for you!"

But Tong Zhenzhen was already very angry. She waved away Chen Miao's hand that was trying to stop her from committing suicide, pointed at the villain on the screen and cursed:

"Shit! Yanzhen, stop it!"

“Tong, Zhen, Zhen!” Xie Ci growled through gritted teeth, his fingers tightly clasped around the scabbard, “Are you scolding me?!”

After all, Chen Miao is a veteran in this field. He thought for a moment and laughed awkwardly:

"How could that be possible, General? She's praising you! Shiba is the word we use to compliment others!"

Xie Ci doubtfully withdrew his hand from the scabbard:

"real?"

Chen Miao replied confidently:

"real!"

Then, without hesitation, for the sake of their lives, he gave Tong Zhenzhen two big blows from both sides. These two blows made Tong Zhenzhen's confused eyes become clear. She blankly stroked her aching cheek and cast a puzzled look at Chen Miao.

Chen Miao turned her face towards Xie Ci with an expressionless face. Tong Zhenzhen then realized what she had done. She opened her mouth and made a sharp sound, but she stopped in time under Xie Ci's warning eyes and asked Chen Miao in a low voice:

"I didn't say anything I shouldn't have said, did I?"

Chen Miao said calmly:

"You've said everything you should and shouldn't have said!"

After saying that, she kicked the man out cleanly, lowered the door curtain, and continued watching the male anchor.

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