Someone stole shit?!
Due to the surge in personnel, the Linyuan military camp had to expand the number of toilets. With the help of civil engineering brothers and sisters, hundreds of toilets were built. They adopted a humanized design and were equipped with squat toilets to meet the soldiers' diverse toilet needs. The walls were eight feet high, so as long as you were under 1.9 meters tall, there would be no embarrassment of looking into other people's eyes when you stood up and pulled up your pants after using the toilet.
But obviously, there are still some tall ones.
“Ah——!!! Damn it, why are you peeking at me?!”
The 1.9-meter-tall physique strongman was shaking his bulging muscles, screaming miserably, and sobbing with his head buried in his roommate's arms through the toilet partition.
The roommate was used to it, patted him comfortingly, and apologized to the embarrassed student behind him:
"I'm sorry, man. My roommate is a bit tall. How about you turn around and wait for him to finish?"
"Okay, okay, don't get me wrong, I don't have that hobby!" The person behind waved his hands and turned away.
The guy in the next toilet line finally stopped looking at the door that had been locked for an hour. The military discipline was strict, so everyone had to hang a badge with their name on it before going to the toilet. The guy who had been waiting for more than an hour finally couldn't stand it anymore, looked down at the badge on the door, slammed the door and shouted:
"No buddy, Ma Chengyun! You've been in there for over an hour, you should have finished eating shit by now, right?!"
The people in the long queue behind him also complained unsatisfactorily. Ma Chengyun, who was working hard inside, had no choice but to respond, fearing that if he delayed any longer, Xie Yuan would be attracted. He hurriedly said:
"Okay, okay!"
He pushed the door open and wanted to apologize to the guy behind him. Before he could stand firm, the guy couldn't wait to rush in. As a result, he saw a sudden bulge in his arms out of the corner of his eye and asked casually:
"What's this, bro?"
"Uh," Ma Chengyun was startled by the question, his eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously made up a story, "Well, this, brother, you know, everyone has their own little quirks, just respect and understand!"
He patted the other person's shoulder in a mysterious manner. He was so tired that sweat just now. A drop of sweat happened to slide down the corner of his mouth, so he wiped it off. However, this move was interpreted differently by the other person. The big brother, who was originally in a hurry to solve the problem, had his pupils trembled. He took several steps back and kept patting the left shoulder that he had touched:
"No respect and no understanding! We are not brothers, but you are too harsh - oh my god, you, you better behave yourself!"
He hesitated to speak, and in the end said nothing. He staggered away from Ma Chengyun as if he was escaping, without even going to the toilet.
"Hey buddy, why are you running?"
Ma Chengyun stretched out his hand and shouted, but the other party had already run far away. He scratched his head in confusion, and when he turned around, he found that the people queuing behind him were looking at him in horror, and consciously kept a safe distance of ten feet away from him.
Oh no, my plan hasn’t been discovered, has it?
Ma Chengyun's heart skipped a beat, and without thinking much, he protected the "goods" in his arms with both arms and retreated in a strange manner, which made him more conspicuous. The people queuing behind him edited on the confession wall [Family, who understands that someone actually eats shit! ]
Innocent Account
"Excuse me for bothering you all. I came here to give you some menstrual cloths. As women, you all need these things."
Xie Yuan took off the small bag she was carrying, revealing long strips of cotton cloth with thin straps sewn inside. Even if Xie Ci didn't say it, she had already planned to send these over, and she had done a lot for this before, so it was just right to bring them all over this time.
Women were not allowed to enter the Linyuan military camp. Thanks to Xie Ci who strongly recommended her as adjutant in front of the emperor, she was able to make a difference in the military camp. However, as the only girl in the family, she was inevitably a little lonely. Now, by chance, there were many more women accompanying her. Although she still maintained due vigilance, she was happy in her heart.
"Oh, Miss Xie Yuan, you are so polite. Why are you giving me gifts when I am here?" Tong Zhenzhen took it with a smile, and curiously observed the things inside with the girls around her.
"Oh, so this is what the ancients' menstrual cloth looked like? How magical!"
"Let me study how to use this. I think sanitary napkins are more convenient. After all, disposable ones don't need to be washed."
Xie Yuan sat cross-legged on the girls' beds, watching them chatting animatedly. She placed her hands on her knees awkwardly, wondering why they were so curious about menstrual cloths, as they were not rare items.
She was becoming increasingly puzzled by these "priests". While she was in a daze, her hand suddenly felt heavy. She looked down and saw that Tong Zhenzhen, who had always been perceptive, noticed that she was a little nervous. She had come over to her and placed a package of pink things in her hand. Her slightly curly hair gently drooped, making her look playful and lively. Her watery eyes were as clear and bright as a spring in a deep forest. The sunlight flowed through them, bringing out a brilliant smile.
Xie Yuan was stunned for a moment. Most of the people on the battlefield were desperate criminals, and she saw crazy and distorted expressions in every fight. She had not seen such pure and kind eyes for a long time.
No wonder my stubborn brother would be unconsciously attracted to the other party.
She came back to her senses and looked at the square object in her hand. It was very light, so she asked curiously:
"What is this?"
"This is a sanitary napkin. Uh, it's what we use to deal with menstruation after we become mortals. Look, this is how it's used..."
"It's a matter of reciprocity. You gave us something, so you can use it. If you don't have enough, come back to us for more. Oh, you can also ask Ma Chengyun, we got the goods from him."
Tong Zhenzhen made up an excuse and took apart the sanitary napkin to teach Xie Yuan how to use it. Xie Yuan naturally didn't believe such a flawed statement, but she knew that the other party had no ill intentions, so she didn't expose it and just listened carefully.
Chen Miao took out a bag of brown sugar from her snack cabinet and handed it over enthusiastically:
"And this! Drinking brown sugar can relieve pain, take it home and try it!"
"I made some new cookies. Would you like to try them?" Li Yan had just returned from the kitchen camp. Seeing Xie Yuan coming, she stuffed a few cookies into her hand and then turned around to distribute them to the other girls.
Xie Yuan looked down at her hands that were stuffed full, and her nose felt a little sore. After her mother passed away, she followed her brother into the military camp. Not to mention women around her, she didn't even have playmates of the same age. So, she was at a loss to receive such care, but she was also touched in her heart.
"I haven't done anything for you, you don't have to do this..."
Deputy General Xie, a veteran of many battles, lowered his eyebrows, his ears were slightly red, and he felt in his heart with a simple and innocent look, they are indeed brother and sister, even their shy expressions are exactly the same!
She hooked her arm around Xie Yuan's shoulders and said with a hearty smile:
"It's all a small matter! And if it weren't for you last time, Xiao Ma and I would have been sent to the kitchen camp! As sisters, we should take care of each other. You don't know that Xie Ci is much more evil than you. When she's in a bad mood, she will give us extra training. Unlike you, sister Xie Yuan, who is kind and beautiful, you will even turn down the incense so that we can go to dinner earlier!"
Xie Yuan's thoughts were exposed, and blushes spread from her ears to her cheeks, and she muttered softly:
"So you noticed it... By the way, since you already have something as convenient as sanitary napkins, menstrual cloths should be a bit useless. How about I help you change to handkerchiefs?"
The girls discussed it and most of them thought that since they had traveled through time, they should adapt to the local customs and experience the feeling of the menstrual cloth, so they simply kept it. Only Tong Zhenzhen was really a lazy person and really didn't want to wash more clothes, so she handed the menstrual cloth in her hand to Xie Yuan and said embarrassedly:
"Thank you for your help. I really don't want to do the laundry..."
Xie Yuan was secretly delighted, but did not show it on her face. She took the things and prepared to take them back for Xie Ci to sew again, and replied calmly:
"No problem, it's just a piece of cake."
This man should be a perfect match for her brother, as her brother loves to take care of these household chores.
A handkerchief is naturally more practical than a menstrual cloth, and Tong Zhenzhen can carry it with her every day. However, she must not know that it was made by Xie Ci, otherwise she will definitely not accept it.
Brother, oh brother, I can only help you up to this point.
The girls continued chatting and had a great time. Xie Yuan was a little reserved at first, but soon opened up. In the blink of an eye, the lunch break was over. Xie Yuan was reluctant to leave, and before leaving, she reminded Tong Zhenzhen:
"Oh, by the way, Brother asked you to go find him after dinner."
Tong Zhenzhen, who was originally happy about gaining a new close friend, suddenly had her pupils tremble:
"What?!"
The bright mood suddenly turned gloomy.
But no matter how reluctant she was, she still had to go. After seeing Xie Yuan off, she followed the crowd to the martial arts arena and spent the entire afternoon half-dead. When she was finally able to eat, she found it difficult to swallow because of the torture of the meeting.
He must be looking for trouble with me!
Tong Zhenzhen squatted in front of Xie Ci's tent, poking the stones on the ground with her fingers. After hesitating for a while, she reluctantly opened the curtain and went in:
"General, you're looking for me?"
Xie Ci calmly put away the handkerchief he was altering, hummed, and when he looked up, he caught a glimpse of someone with a droopy face, and said unhappily:
"Why, are you so unhappy to see this general?"
"Ahahaha, no way. I'm so happy to see you."
Tong Zhenzhen raised her voice to a sarcastic tone and made a heart shape with her hands towards him.
"Okay, put away that face of yours, it's disgusting!" Xie Ci rolled his eyes in annoyance and started to talk about business, briefly explaining the theft of feces reported by Lin Shizhu.
Tong Zhenzhen felt something was wrong the more she listened, and her eyes widened:
"No, there are actually people who are specifically in charge of this - wait, from what you said, you suspect us? Why don't you suspect the high priest!"
She was so angry that she completely forgot about her previous record of being caught cheating. Under Xie Ci's sinister gaze, her originally righteous spirit was no longer as strong.
"The high priest thinks highly of himself and won't work on such things. You better find out who among you is behind this. By the time I find out, it will be too late!" Xie Ci raised his palm and slammed the table heavily, scaring Tong Zhenzhen.
"Okay, okay."
She agreed casually and immediately opened the confession wall to check. Xie Ci's words reminded her of the post she had seen while eating. She flipped through it and actually found something:
[I am going to post this post for a while, I am posting this post about a bitch who doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit! XXX, are you really not paying attention to anyone? In the military camp, people use their real names to go to the toilet, how dare you not flush the toilet after taking a shit?! ]
-Oh my god, please help spread this message, this person is so uncultured!
- Damn, I was there, the scene is so beautiful
Uh, this shouldn’t be it. Tong Zhenzhen swiped away awkwardly, and suddenly stopped when she saw the next post:
[I am posting a weird incident on the wall. The OP went to the toilet today, and the person inside stayed there for a whole hour and didn't get well! When he came out, his arms were still bulging, and he was even wiping his mouth! Is there really anyone like me who has this fetish? ]
-Oh my god, people can't or at least shouldn't...
- Let's eat, bro...
-Thanks for the invitation. There is a person in the queue behind the OP. He seems to be from the business school.
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