Tremble, this is the power of crispness!
"How could that be possible? Of course I am always thinking about our old customers of Xiaoma Kuaipao. Look, I just got this from the system and sent it to you sisters. Oh, it shows that the transaction is successful. Thank you for your patronage~" Ma Chengyun clicked a few times on the mall and was surprised to see the increase in points. He saluted Tong Zhenzhen with shining eyes.
Tong Zhenzhen was alert and found something wrong:
"Wait a minute, I don't have any money, where does the system deduct the money from?"
“I don’t know either,” Ma Chengyun scratched his curly hair and guessed quietly, “It can’t be the health value—ah, it hurts, it hurts, Sister Miao, please be gentle, or I’ll charge you if you pull it again!”
Chen Miao withdrew her hand in dissatisfaction and glared at the crow mouth. Tong Zhenzhen was too lazy to pay attention to him. He had already bought it and it would be a waste if he didn't use it. He used a toothpick to pick the enoki mushroom stuck between his teeth and directly asked the Crunchy Shark system:
This can't be my health points, right? What's wrong with your system? Why are you the only one in charge?
[Dear, because I have a high-end system, the others are all low-end and cannot reply~]
[I have checked for you here. The mall system allocates a certain amount of initial property to each buyer for trading. The currency of this world can also be recharged into the mall account. Since you have all joined the army, you have a salary in this world, so the assets will be automatically credited every month. Sellers can unlock more living supplies with transaction points to improve your quality of life. However, for love and peace, there are no offensive weapons in the mall! ]
Tong Zhenzhen ignored the system's pushback and taught Ma Chengyun how to use the mall in a concise manner. The young man dragged and dragged on the page a few times. He was smart and quickly mastered the usage. Clothes, snacks, beauty products, and daily necessities were waiting to be unlocked... It looked like a prototype of a supermarket, but a fatal flaw was also discovered:
"Not only do we not have weapons, we don't even have medicine. Hey, I'll have to ask my buddies at the medical school someday, how can my Pony Run time-travelling supermarket be without medicine!"
"I hope there are people selling weapons here. If that Xie guy wants to kill us again, we can still use a grenade to kill him!" Tong Zhenzhen thought of that living devil and waved her hands weakly. "By the way, aren't there many people from the Institute of Physics and Chemistry among your clients? Can you ask them to replicate an industrial revolution? We can use violence to promote peace and complete the system mission as soon as possible and go back."
Ma Chengyun didn't even raise his head and replied without hesitation:
"From what I know, the professional level of that group of people can barely pass the exam. You can't expect them to replicate the Industrial Revolution as quickly as you can learn it yourself. And since Crunchy Shark said that they won't provide weapons, it's highly likely that they won't be able to make the system."
【Thank you for your understanding! 】
Ma Chengyun naturally didn't hear Crunchy Shark's praise. Tong Zhenzhen pouted, and her filter of science students' intelligence was shattered. She said disdainfully:
"Hey, science students are such a loser!"
Ma Chengyun, the science student who was attacked, suddenly raised his head, took out a small notebook from somewhere, quickly turned to a page, and focused on the densely packed records on it:
"Student, please watch your words! Do you remember why you became my VIP client? Take a look - Marxism-Leninism, Military Theory, Basic Linguistics... Wow! I even have physical fitness tests for you! I received so many sign-in orders in just one semester. The colleague who signed in for you even took your place in the class for a whole semester because the teacher remembered his face. A whole semester!"
Chen Miao, who was standing by, was amazed and carefully admired Tong Zhenzhen's order. The victim Tong Zhenzhen glanced at the small notebook that recorded her many crimes, covered her eyes and turned away, never daring to question others' professionalism again.
[Hehe, you are worse than me] (This message has been withdrawn)
Tong Zhenzhen:?
What happened? Although she quickly withdrew, she still saw and heard the sound of Crunchy Shark's laughter.
Perhaps to make amends, Crispy Shark changed the subject again:
[I understand your world's demands for academics. In order to encourage you to complete the world peace mission as soon as possible, I have specially applied for a mission reward for you - after the mission is completed, all of you will be admitted to graduate school! ]
Tong Zhenzhen was so frightened by the admission to graduate school that she blurted out: "Fuck, admission to graduate school?!"
The two people beside her could no longer remain calm when they heard the word "encouraged to graduate school". They looked at Tong Zhenzhen with excitement. She looked at her two classmates tremblingly:
"It, it said that after achieving world peace, all of us will be guaranteed admission to graduate school!"
Silence, a long silence, reminds me of the countless nights when I stayed up all night to avoid failing the exams. My soul became a ghost wandering in the library. It is also the cry hidden in the souls of these three postgraduate entrance examination candidates:
"Fuck him! I want to be admitted to graduate school!!!"
Ma Chengyun looked up to the sky and laughed:
"Oh no! The whole school is admitted to graduate school. Now even if we want to kill the principal, he will have to die with a smile on his face, hahahaha!"
Tong Zhenzhen excitedly slapped his arm:
"What are you waiting for?! Hurry up and announce this good news to the world!"
"Yes, sir!"
For the first time ever, Ma Chengyun didn't care about the errand fee. He turned into a cheerful pony and spread the good news to every tent within his sight. Wherever he went, there were loud and crazy cheers. He vowed to defeat all the enemies!
It wasn’t until Xie Ci was woken up in the middle of the night that he rushed over with dark circles under his eyes and yelled:
"What the hell are you yelling about in the middle of the night?! Tomorrow at 5 a.m., we'll have a military inspection on the parade grounds. If you don't get up, I'll make you suffer. Get out of here and go to bed!"
There was an instant of silence. The lights went out one after another, and even the barking of dogs stopped.
Next day at 11:00 AM
The sun had not yet risen, but light was faintly visible from behind the thick and heavy clouds on the border, making the sky dim and unclear. Torches were lit on the brick tower beside the parade ground, and the flames stretched the shadows of the densely arranged tents very long, but none of them was as long as the general Xie Ci's face.
In order to establish his authority over this group of demons and monsters, the young general specially picked out a set of heavy armor to wear. The breastplates on his chest and back were shiny and bright, and the steel armor forged from cold iron was glowing coldly in the firelight. It covered Xie Ci's young and strong body, outlining his straight waist, his slender neck, and his protruding Adam's apple that moved up and down with his impatient smacking of his lips, making him look inexplicably attractive.
"Say it again, who are you?" Xie Ci's tone was gloomy, with a hint of gnashing of teeth.
The college students in front of them came back to their senses from the beauty of the general and subconsciously lowered their heads. It was obvious that there were not enough people. Only the real man Ma Chengyun still stiffened his neck and replied in a low voice:
"I'm Chen Miao~"
puff--
The crowd burst into uncontrollable laughter, which stopped abruptly at Xie Ci's glare. The names of this group of people had already been registered last night, but who would have thought that they would dare to be absent from the roll call today!
"Very good!" Xie Ci turned the pages and was so angry that he wanted to laugh, "Where is your innocence?!"
There was silence again. Ma Chengyun closed his eyes, then opened them suddenly, and persuaded himself to have professional qualities. There was nothing that he couldn't overcome and nothing that he couldn't let go. Since he had accepted the order to take the roll call, he had to complete it with due diligence. Think about your dream pony and create your own brand!
After a psychological struggle, he gave it his all and, relying on his experience working in a dubbing studio, he once again reached a new level with his eyes closed:
"arrive!"
Acknowledgements: ...
College students: ...classmate, thank you for your hard work!
Snap
The dying red pen in Xie Ci's hand was finally buried in the ground. His face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. He turned around and rushed towards the tent, wanting to grab the person over.
He just happened to run into a bunch of latecomers who were rushing over with sleepy eyes, and they all made excuses for being late, such as being hit by a horse on the road, or their ex-boyfriends haunting them in their dreams. They simply took him for a fool!
But Xie Ci has no other choice, the war is tense now, and these are the only troublemakers he can use. He must train them into decent soldiers no matter what. Think about your ideal of peace and prosperity for the country, Xie Ci, you can't let it die here!
After some psychological preparation, Xie Ci silently recited the Pure and Tranquil Sutra, and finally suppressed his anger. Tong Zhenzhen, who was unconscious in sleep, walked over and said nonsense:
"Teacher, my roommate broke the squat toilet. Sorry for being late—"
"Tong, Zhen, Zhen!!!"
Xie Ci could no longer bear it, and with a low roar, he picked up the long spear from the weapon rack and even made a spear flower. The red tassel hanging under the spear hit Tong Zhenzhen hard, finally waking her up, and she slid down to her knees:
"I'm sorry, General. I'm wrong. I'm guilty, but I really can't get up at six in the morning, wuwu——"
Chen Miao, who was forced to take the blame for the toilet explosion, came over and hit her:
"How many times have you used this excuse? Do I need this skill to be your roommate?!"
Xie Ci suppressed the bulging veins on his forehead and let out a long sigh:
"I'll say this for the last time - SHUT UP! GET IN LINE OVER THERE!"
Under the threat of force, the college students who were forced to get up early had to line up from low to high and wait for orders from the military training instructor who was not easy to mess with.
Xie Ci took a round inspection and thought that the arrangements were quite proficient, so he began to arrange the daily training of the military camp step by step. Everyone held a sword and shield, carried a bow and crossbow, and wore armor on their heads. The original training march was to carry dry food and run a hundred miles outside the camp, but he was really afraid that this group of people of unknown origin would cause trouble, so he changed it to running around the training ground.
"Instructor, oh no, General, I sprained my ankle before, and I can't walk with such a heavy thing on my back..." Tong Zhenzhen limped to Xie Ci, pointing at her swollen ankle and acting pitiful.
Xie Tci gritted his teeth:
"You're still a priest? You're trash!"
Having said that, Xie Ci still helped her take off the crossbow that weighed half her weight on her back, and nodded to her to get out of here.
Tong Zhenzhen was also a little surprised that this living devil actually had some humanity. She limped and rolled away in joy.
Looking at a group of young and middle-aged people who were running all over the place and almost fainted, Xie Ci shook his head and comforted himself, forget it, at least they can run, right?
But it turned out that he was too happy too early.
"General, I have a herniated disc. Can I go and rest?"
"General, he stepped on my foot and made me fall!"
"Nonsense, it was you who stepped on me first!"
In less than half an incense stick of time, some were injured and some were complaining. The team that had been formed with great difficulty was instantly defeated. The chattering and shouting made Xie Ci hate himself for not being deaf, as he had to be tortured by this group of troublemakers.
He clenched his fists and unclenched them. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tong Zhenzhen squatting there for some reason. The tall woman named Chen Miao was supporting her worriedly. He walked over with a headache.
"What happened again?"
Chen Miao thought that the ancients probably didn't know the term hypoglycemia, but couldn't think of a suitable alternative word for a moment, so she simply said:
"Oh, she might need some candy."
Xie Ci, who originally thought something had happened to her, laughed:
"Ha, do I look like sugar?!"
Tong Zhenzhen squatted on the ground, her mind was in a daze. She got up too late in the morning and didn't eat, so she rushed here to suffer. Who knew she would have low blood sugar? Now she has stars in her eyes. When she heard someone say sugar, she stood up tremblingly:
"Sugar? Where is the sugar——"
"Hey Zhenzhen, be careful!"
Chen Miao screamed, but it was too late. Tong Zhenzhen, whose feet were weak, had already pulled her with one hand and fell straight towards Xie Ci's chest!
At the same time, the Crispy Shark system also emitted a sharp electronic sound:
[Ding! Congratulations on unlocking the ability to turn your opponent into a crispy person by contact. The crispy function has been unlocked. Please give me a good review~]
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