Zombie Attack
In the dark night, the college students who were lying on the ground in a mess suddenly jumped up from the ground, jumping around excitedly:
"Okay, God! I've been waiting for this!"
"Does this count as a collective nighttime activity in Wuhu? I was too much of a homebody for the past three years and didn't go to any activities. Today, I, Old Sun, am here to join in the fun!"
"Who should we take out first?"
Tong Zhenzhen was frightened by the noisy chattering and put her finger to her lips:
"Shh, shh! Keep quiet, or we'll be the ones to be killed!"
The college students made a zipper gesture with their mouths, sat down cross-legged, and waited for her next instruction with shining eyes.
"Uh, that," Tong Zhenzhen felt a little guilty after being looked at, and asked quietly, pointing at her finger, "Does anyone still remember the way from here to the entrance of the military camp? I have a poor sense of direction..."
The neatly seated college students all shook their heads. Lin Shizhu had no choice but to stand up and suggest:
"I've memorized the route, just follow me."
"Great!" Tong Zhenzhen clapped silently, followed Lin Shizhu consciously, and waved to the college students, "Students, quickly follow Doctor Lin, line up and move in an orderly manner! Students who can't see clearly, hold on to the clothes of the student in front of them, and Xue Yidra hold on to Ma Chengyun's clothes!"
Lin Shizhu watched helplessly as chicks appeared behind him one after another, like an eagle catching chicks. They looked at him with longing. He felt a little embarrassed for a moment. Why did he feel like he was taking care of children?
The moonlight was silent and it was already late at night. The guard at the door was sleeping in a slumber. Everyone stepped over carefully and it went smoothly, except for Xue Yide who was half blind. Ma Chengyun was not paying attention and forgot to remind him that there was someone lying in front of him. He was tripped by the sleeping guard on the ground and almost fell flat on his face.
Everyone's heart was in their throat, but fortunately the guard was sleeping soundly and thought he was kicked by his colleague next to him in a daze. He cursed and turned over to continue sleeping.
Xue Yide breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and patted Ma Chengyun:
“Focus!”
"Oh, I'm sorry, my eyesight is not very good at night."
After this episode, the members of the suicide squad acted more cautiously. Whenever they encountered guards on night patrol, they would ask Xue Yide to administer anesthetics and only move forward after making sure that they were all unconscious.
I have to say that Lin Shizhu has a very good memory and eyesight. He memorized the winding route after only one visit and could accurately find the way in the pitch-dark night. In less than half an hour, he had almost reached the gate.
Seeing victory in sight, Tong Zhenzhen couldn't help but underestimate the enemy, and her steps became light. However, something strange happened. The tent in front of her right, which was originally dark, suddenly became brightly lit. She also heard the guards' scolding and a man's plea for mercy:
"Damn it, you were rewarded to work for the military master but you don't know how to appreciate it. How dare you, a lowly person from Linyuan, come and steal Grandpa Gulou's military pay?!"
"Please spare me, sir! I just saw that you guys didn't want to eat it anymore, so I thought of taking it back to feed the children. I definitely didn't steal it!"
The noise became more and more shrill, attracting many soldiers from nearby tents. Lin Shizhu quickly led everyone forward, intending to rush to the camp gate in one fell swoop. Xue Yide cooperated by administering anesthetics to the soldiers who noticed them. Just as they passed the noisy camp gate, Ma Chengyun, who had poor eyesight at night, finally found his lost eyes and whispered to his companions:
"Isn't that Brother Youfu? It looks like he's about to be slaughtered!"
Lin Shizhu paused, and everyone looked into the camp. Sure enough, Li Youfu fell to the ground, retreating repeatedly crying. The Gulou army with spears were pressing forward step by step, and the sharp spear tips could pierce his throat at any moment.
In a flash, Tong Zhenzhen took a step forward, even spraining her waist, and stood in front of Li Youfu, rushing straight towards the tip of the gun!
Boom——
The long-awaited thunder arrived as expected, completely tearing apart the tranquil night. The lightning flashed in an instant, leaving only a wisp of smoke in the soldier's hand and Li Youfu's dumbfounded expression. He looked up in a daze, and saw Tong Zhenzhen descending like a god in the light of the fire. Her disguise had been completely removed, and her hair flying in the wind made her look beautiful without losing her divinity. Her eyes were firm, and she pulled him up in a calm voice:
"We are the priests who have descended to the mortal world - fragile college students. Now we are here with Xie Ci to recapture Muzhou City and save the people from danger. Are you willing to lead the way to the city gate and lend a helping hand to us?"
Ma Chengyun: Does she always speak in such a pretentious manner?
Chen Miao: ...Shut up!
Li Youfu, who was stunned, finally woke up from his dream. He caught a glimpse of the Gulou soldier who collapsed to the ground in shock from the thunder. He stammered for a moment with trembling lips, and then suddenly knelt down and kowtowed:
"Thank you, Lord Priest, for saving us! Thank you, Lord Priest, for coming to save Muzhou City! How could I be so worthy of being sent by the Priest? I will do my best to help you!"
He had no time to think about why the priests would associate with the notorious Xie Ci. The thunderous might he had just seen had completely convinced him, not to mention that it was for the sake of saving him. Since the priests said Xie Ci was good, then he was good too. He lowered his head and led the "priests" to run towards the city gate.
"Hurry, hurry up! There are spies sneaking into the city!"
The frightened Gulou soldiers came back to their senses and rushed to report the news. Clusters of torches lit up at the sound and a crowd of people rushed towards the city gate.
Li Youfu led everyone to take a shortcut and arrived at the city gate in a flash. Before leaving, Tong Zhenzhen touched him and made him fragile. After telling him to find a place to hide, she rushed to the front as planned and faced the dense arrows and crossbows on the city gate.
"Tsk, no, we can't inject any more anesthetics. The system prompts that there is a quantity limit, and it has been exceeded now." Cyber pharmacist Xue Yide smacked his lips and reminded Tong Zhenzhen.
Tong Zhenzhen looked up at the city wall. General Avada had already reached the top to give command. Most of his soldiers fainted for unknown reasons, which made him very upset. Could it be that he was poisoned by a spy?
"It's okay, it's fine now." Tong Zhenzhen comforted Xue Yide. She originally wanted to use anesthesia to make it easier for Xie Ci and his men to attack the city. Now the effect has been achieved, and it all depends on her from now on.
As soon as Tong Zhenzhen raised her hand, Ma Chengyun came over very flatteringly and presented her with a homemade simple trumpet. She cleared her throat and shouted loudly:
"Listen upstairs, you Ah-what-da! I'm here to thank my boss and punish your priests! If you know what's best for you, get down here and kneel down to lick my shoes, or we'll fuck your ancestors today!"
Ma Chengyun, who was hiding behind Tong Zhenzhen, sighed:
"Sister Tong's attack power is pretty good, she's worthy of being Demon Xie's direct disciple!"
Even Xie Ci, who was forced to attend the meeting, couldn't help but clarify:
"Don't talk nonsense, why would I curse so badly?"
Such lewd words successfully broke the defense of Aguda, who was too proud to save face, and he shouted hysterically to his subordinates:
"How dare you! Shoot! Shoot!"
The soldiers on the city wall who were still able to move obeyed the order and used the Gulou specially made armor-piercing crossbows. In an instant, hundreds of feather arrows broke through the air, forming an impenetrable rain of arrows and attacking the college students under the city gate.
“Hahahahahahahahahaha, this is what happens to those who dare to mess with me, Aguda!”
Aguda felt that the outcome had been decided, and he couldn't help but laugh arrogantly. He watched the rain of arrows falling with cold eyes, and stood on the city gate with his arms folded, watching with disdain, trying to appreciate the unwilling expressions of these lunatics before they died.
However, the bitch who had dared to insult his ancestors just now happened to look up and actually gave him a look of pity.
Aguda:?
The wild smile on his face froze. Before he could figure out what that look meant, he heard a loud bang beside his ears. Aguda, a burly man, was knocked off his high seat by the aftermath. Not to mention the soldiers who had been drinking and having fun all day and were lazy. They all collapsed to the ground and looked down in doubt.
The solid city gate made of black iron was chopped down by several lightning bolts in succession, and soon it could not hold on and turned into black ash. The crossbow arrows also flew away with it. A huge hole suddenly appeared on the tall city wall, and the strong wind outside the city rushed in from the hole, making a sharp sound like a scream.
"Wuhu! It's done!" Tong Zhenzhen raised her hands high and cheered, and high-fived her companions who had worked hard with her for most of the day.
This is the key to the siege plan planned by Tong Zhenzhen. Provoke the enemy to attack her with weapons near the city gate, and then use the system to resolve the lightning strikes from the external attack, and split the city gate in the process!
“Attack the city!!!”
Xie Ci, who had been lurking outside the city for a long time, saw that the time had come, so he took off his disguise, raised his arms and shouted. Suddenly, several figures emerged from the originally quiet bushes in the night. They were Xie Yuan, his bodyguards, and another group of college students.
Compared with the panicked Gulou army, they seemed quite calm and their steps were leisurely, just like they were taking a stroll after dinner. Some college students were so addicted to drama that they even learned to walk like zombies, twisting and wriggling their limbs as they slowly crawled forward.
Through many experiments conducted by Xie Ci himself, they found that walking too fast would cause the fragile physique to take effect and cause sprains, so they just needed to maintain a constant speed and wait for the fragile enemies to rush out of disarray, and then they could capture them alive while they were unable to move.
"That, that's Xie Ci!" Soon a sharp-eyed soldier recognized Xie Ci's identity and shouted in surprise.
"God of Gulou! What should we do? I heard that last time, Commander Aguda led an army of 30,000, but he chased him all over the place with less than a thousand soldiers, and even beat him in the face!"
"Ah? Xie Ci alone is so fierce, and he also has a demon who can summon thunder and those zombies. Why don't we surrender..."
The Gulou soldiers were whispering among themselves, thinking of surrendering before fighting, which made Aguda so angry that he kicked them:
"Asshole! If General Shao knew that we lost Muzhou City, you and I would both be beheaded! Why don't you hurry down and stop them?!"
The soldiers covered their aching buttocks and hurriedly ran down. Aguda was about to pick up his mace and fight with Xie Ci to avenge his previous humiliation, but as soon as he stood up, the thick thigh that had just kicked the soldier suddenly slid down with powerlessness. He lost his balance and fell flat on his face. He thought he had cramped because he had used too much force in anger, but as soon as he exerted force, he felt a piercing pain in his knee, forcing him to lie down on the ground again.
"Damn it, I'm so unlucky today!" Aguda cursed as he climbed up with the help of his subordinates, but what he didn't know was that this was not just bad luck.
Soon, when he hurried to the city gate, the scene before him made him completely dumbfounded:
Xie Ci's army had clearly not yet entered the city, but his own soldiers had already fallen to the ground, each of them looking painful, groaning something like "My waves cover my legs."
"Bastards! What's the point of me keeping you around?!" Aguda still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. He just thought that they were neglecting training and were incompetent, so he yelled in rage. He had no choice but to flee to the city under the cover of the soldiers who came from the barracks.
Xie Ci's troops had already approached him. He skillfully took out the climbing rope provided by Xiao Ma Kuai Pao and tied up the fragile Gu Lou soldiers tightly. He gave Xie Yuan a look, and the other party immediately nodded in understanding and stayed where they were to watch over them. Xie Ci took the remaining people to deal with the Gu Lou soldiers who came to support him.
After the enemies were all turned into squishy, there was naturally no suspense in this battle. Although both sides were squishy, Xie Ci and others had rich experience with squishy enemies and knew how to avoid them. The Gulou army just rushed forward in the dark and was tied up tightly before they could figure out what was happening.
"Right! Hey, who has the big and small kings? Do you want them?"
Tong Zhenzhen completed the task and even started a game of Happy Landlord with Chen Miao and others. She counted cards while stretching her legs, tripping many Gulou soldiers, and those who fell could not get up again.
The situation was one-sided. The Linyuan Army was advancing like a hot knife through butter, and they penetrated deep into the inner city. The sleeping people were awakened by the disturbing noise. They locked their doors and hid in their houses, not daring to make a sound. They looked out the window in fear at the soldiers running back and forth, until Li Youfu, who ran all the way from the city gate, shouted loudly:
"Don't be afraid, folks! It was the fragile college students of the priests who sent lightning to open the city gates and brought the Linyuan Army to rescue us!"
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