Lu Huangzhi had just added Duan Yezhou on WeChat when Lu Rulu returned. He was covering his nose and mouth with one hand, his eyebrows and eyes squeezed together, and his expression was extremely painful.
"Brother Yun?" Duan Yezhou stood up. "What's wrong?"
Zhao Yesi was shocked and said, "You didn't really fall in, did you?"
Just as Lu Rulu was about to speak, he felt nauseous and dry-heaved twice, covering his mouth.
Zhao Yesi had a bold idea and unconsciously looked at Lu Rulu's belly: "Could it be that you are..."
Duan Yezhou poured Lu Rulu a glass of warm water. Lu Rulu drank the water, calmed down for a moment, and said, "What a shady place this is! It's so expensive! A dish of roast duck costs five or six hundred yuan, and the toilet stinks like it hasn't been flushed in ten days. I almost vomited within two seconds of going in."
Zhao Yesi was surprised and said, "That shouldn't be the case. I've been to this store a few times, and the restroom is quite clean, and there's no peculiar smell."
Lu Huangzhi said: "It's the omega's pheromone. I didn't expect it to stink this bad."
Lu Rulu and Zhao Yesi looked at each other.
Duan Yezhou nodded in agreement: "I smelled it too. Brother Yun, you have the scent of another omega's pheromone. You must have picked it up in the bathroom."
Zhao Yesi leaned closer to Lu Rulu and sniffed hard. Sure enough, he smelled a sour, foul, indescribable stench. Zhao Yesi's face darkened and he said, "That's it. I feel like...vomiting..."
Lu Huangzhi pulled Zhao Yesi to his side: "Stay away from him."
Lu Rulu was stunned: "That's not right. Isn't it said that pheromones come from food? Did that omega eat shit?"
Duan Yezhou said, "Not necessarily. Some foods don't taste much better than shit."
"Fuck, you didn't smell the restroom. If there was food that stinky, I'd rather eat shit."
Duan Yezhou and Lu Rulu were flying back and forth, and Zhao Yexi had completely lost his appetite in front of the table full of food.
Lu Huangzhi asked, "Is the smell very strong?"
Lu Rulu nodded vigorously, "It's so strong it's suffocating, and the stink is so strong it makes my soul tremble."
Zhao Yexi said, "At first I thought you were pregnant. That's how it's played on TV, you vomit twice and you're pregnant."
Lu Rulu said cheerfully, "How can a man like me get pregnant?"
Zhao Yesi was unsure: "Are you pretending to be stupid?"
"No, he's not. He just forgot." Duan Yezhou said, "Brother Yun, times have changed. Now is the era of ABO six genders, and you are an omega with a reproductive cavity."
Lu Rulu was stunned for two seconds, seemingly having truly forgotten that he had this function: "Fuck! You're pregnant."
Zhao Yexi sneered, "Except for myself, I have never seen anyone with a longer reaction time than you."
"It's important for people to know themselves," Lu Huangzhi said. "The pheromone smell is too strong. The omega is probably in a susceptible period."
An omega in a susceptible period was not with his alpha, nor was he receiving IV drip in the hospital, but was in the bathroom of a restaurant - Zhao Yesi smelled a story.
"Why don't we go over and take a look?"
Lu Huangzhi said: "Aren't you afraid of the stink?"
Zhao Yexi said honestly: "Actually, I really want to see how bad it stinks."
Lu Rulu issued a warning: "You will regret this."
The four of them reached the restroom door. A middle-aged man rushed out of the restroom, his expression and movements exactly like Lu Rulu's. After recovering, he began to curse: "Where's the manager?! I need the manager, your cesspool has exploded!"
The two alphas stood far apart. Alphas are very sensitive to omega pheromones. Zhao Yesi found the stench bearable, but Lu Huangzhi could hardly stand it.
"There's indeed an omega in there who's in a susceptible period," Lu Huangzhi said. "We need to get him to the hospital immediately. If we delay any longer, this restaurant will have to close."
Lu Rulu gritted his teeth and said, "Okay. Zhou Zhou, let's go."
"Are you sure you want me?" Duan Yezhou said, "That Omgea is in heat."
Lu Rulu slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, right, I almost forgot. Omega pheromones are aphrodisiacs to you."
Lu Huangzhi said: "Divide the people."
Duan Yezhou turned his face away and mouthed, "Straight man."
"Then Brother Xi, shall we go in?"
Lu Huangzhi didn't want the junior high school leader to be offended by the bad taste, so he said, "Or we should find the restaurant staff."
"It's okay, I have good lung capacity." Zhao Yesi took a deep breath and made an OK gesture.
Lu Rulu took out the prepared paper, stuffed it into his nostrils, and asked Zhao Yesi if he wanted some paper. Zhao Yesi thought that was too stupid and would damage his image in front of Lu Huangzhi, so he declined Lu Rulu's kindness.
Lu Rulu took the lead and rushed in first, followed closely by Zhao Yesi.
Zhao Ye held his breath. Theoretically, he shouldn't be able to smell anything. But whether it was an illusion or the omega pheromone's penetrating power, he could still vaguely smell something like rotten fish, and his sanity level was gradually dropping.
With both nostrils blocked, Lu Rulu asked in a shrill voice, "Hello? Is anyone in there? We are omegas too, and we are here to help you."
A weak voice came from the innermost compartment: "I'm here..."
Lu Rulu opened the door and saw a male omega in his twenties sitting on the toilet. His blushing face, eyes, and demeanor clearly showed that he was in heat.
Zhao Yexi asked: "Do you have an alpha?"
The omega shook his head with tears in his eyes.
"Shall we take you to the hospital?"
"Thank you," the omega said, "My car is parked at the door, and the keys are in my pocket..."
Each of them held one of the omega's arms and carried him out.
As he neared the door, Zhao Yesi couldn't hold it in any longer and took a deep breath. The overwhelming stench penetrated his nostrils, and his face froze. His sanity level instantly dropped to critical levels. To avoid hurting his omega's pride, he suppressed the urge to vomit.
By this time, a large crowd had gathered outside the restroom, including restaurant staff and diners. Judging by their reactions, they were likely all irritated by the fumes. However, no matter how foul the smell was, it didn't stop some people from watching and filming the scene.
Duan Yezhou handed Zhao Yexi and Lu Rulu the masks he had borrowed from the restaurant kitchen. Lu Huangzhi had already checked the nearest hospital: "Send him to the Third People's Hospital. We'll meet up at the hospital entrance later."
Wearing a mask, the stench was reduced by half. Zhao Yesi and Lu Rulu took the omega in heat to his car. Zhao Yesi was responsible for driving, and Lu Rulu sat in the back seat with the omega.
Lu Rulu asked, "How long have you been in heat?"
"It's been almost half an hour." The boy said weakly, "I didn't dare go out for fear of stinking others, so I had to hide in the toilet."
Zhao Yexi asked, "You didn't ask anyone to pick you up?"
"I asked my sister to pick me up, but she was stuck in traffic." The boy groaned, "It's so uncomfortable..."
Zhao Yesi had also been in heat before and knew what it felt like. "Hold on a little longer, we'll be at the hospital soon."
Lu Rulu tried to hold back, but couldn't help asking the question everyone wanted to ask: "Dude, what do your pheromones smell like?"
Adults often collapse in an instant. The boy burst into tears: "It's canned herring... wuwuwu, my pheromones smell like canned herring!"
Canned herring is a traditional Swedish "delicacy". It was very popular on Bilibili for a while. Many people launched the challenge of eating canned herring. However, Zhao Yexi has never seen anyone succeed in the challenge.
Lu Rulu read into his phone, "Put the processed herring into cans and let it ferment naturally. Because canned herring has a strong, persistent, and difficult-to-eliminate stench, the Swedish government has stipulated that canned herring cannot be opened in residential areas. —From Baidu Encyclopedia."
Lu Rulu cast a sympathetic look at the boy. Zhao Yesi said, "Brother, is there something that bothers you?"
The boy cried and said, "No, I have always been a happy little frog."
"Then why are you eating canned herrings?"
"I'm just curious about how bad it stinks." The boy cried more and more sadly, hiccuping, "I must be the stinkiest omega in the world, no alpha would want me... wuwuwu..."
Zhao Yexi forced himself to comfort him: "It's okay, you can find an alpha who likes to eat canned herrings."
Lu Rulu said: "If you can't find it in China, try abroad."
The two men took the boy to the hospital. Wherever the canned herrings went, passersby looked at them in surprise.
A reporter and photographer from a media outlet happened to be at the hospital conducting research on the omega's susceptible period and had the opportunity to witness the power of canned herring. The reporter had a keen premonition that this was a news story that could become a hot topic. Since the doctor forbade them from filming, they waited outside the hospital and intercepted Zhao Yexi as he came out to pick someone up.
Reporter: "May I ask your name?"
Zhao Yexi: "Zhao."
Reporter: "Did you bring your friend who is susceptible to the disease to the hospital?"
Zhao Yesi: "I don't know him, I just met him by chance."
Reporter: "I heard that the nurse who gave the patient an IV has vomited three times. What does the patient's pheromone smell like?"
Zhao Yesi said coldly: "This is his personal privacy, I have no right to comment."
The reporter wanted to ask more questions, but Zhao Yexi pointed in the direction of the parking lot and said, "My friend is here, I won't say any more."
The camera changed direction following Zhao Yesi and just happened to capture Lu Huangzhi getting out of the car. Suddenly, the lens could not move.
That night, Zhao Yexi's interview video became a hot topic and also spawned several inexplicable topics.
#The worst in the world: Omega that tastes like canned herring#
[I hate stinky tofu the most: I thought I was miserable enough as a female omega who smelled like stinky tofu, until I saw this trending search. (Sad face)]
#What does your pheromone smell like#
[Jiang Zi's Toothache: My baby's favorite purple candy flavor! ]
#Strongly request the development of a drug that changes the smell of pheromones#
[This is a small account: If you can change the smell of pheromones, why not just make them colorless and odorless? ]
#Xiao Zhao is cold and cute#
[Xie love letter: I want to see Xiao Zhao smile, it must be very cute. (·w·)]
#Xiao Zhao's friends are so handsome#
[Huaihuai Little Pink Rabbit: Xiao Zhao's friend is so handsome! Are you serious about how handsome an amateur can be?! ! !]
#Is Xiao Zhao's friend single?
[Go to bed early: Does anyone know Xiao Zhao's friend's Weibo? Stay up late and do some squatting.]
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Zhao Yexi left his mark in the last thread: [Xiao Zhao's friend is in a relationship, and they are in a good relationship. Thank you.]
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