It was said that a long, long time ago——
The Land of the Free was newly established.
(1)
Ash once got a large number of unknown eggs from Uncle Meng, both big and small.
After the Land of Freedom was built, thanks to the blessing of the Fountain of Life, all the eggs hatched successfully, including those that fly in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water. There were also fluffy, cool, and smooth things.
One day, when Ash returned home, he found that Sigourney, who always sat at her desk to review documents every day, was not at her desk, but sitting on a tall bookcase next to her.
"Huh?"
He looked down and met a pair of ignorant and moist eyes.
It turned out to be the cubs.
The cute little balls surrounded the bookcase, turned their heads to look at Ash, then turned their heads back and stared at the vampire sitting on the bookcase, resisting helplessly.
"Still looking?" The vampire glared at him. "Take them away! They are disturbing me while I am working!"
"Why do you want to take them away?" Ash tried to hold back his laughter. "They must think you're working hard every day, so they came to let you relax and rest for a while."
"Did you send them here?" Sigourney asked suspiciously.
Ash walked over, picked up a fat bird that was not fully grown and therefore could not fly, lifted it high and placed it on the back of Sigourney's foot: "It's not me."
He smiled and said, "But I have the same idea as them."
"We all feel bad for you seeing how hard you're working."
Little fat bird: “Chirp!” Hmm!
(2)
Ash's laboratory, once entered by Sigourney, would become a mess in less than half a day.
Sigourney pointed expressionlessly at the cubs following behind him: "It's all them."
Ash nodded in understanding, "Oh."
The cubs are tilting their heads, huh?
Ash cleaned up the lab with good temper. No matter whether it was the cubs or Sigourney, his lab was always welcoming.
(3)
Later the cubs grew up.
Become sensible.
I don't often follow Sigourney around anymore.
Sigourney had to bite the bullet and try to clean up the mess in the lab.
However, the result is predictable - the more you clean up, the worse it gets.
Ash smiled and took his hand, "It's okay, if I'm paid, I can help clean up."
Sigourney pinched his cheek and kissed him angrily.
The laboratory was once again clean and tidy.
Tidy laboratory (whispering): Welcome to the vampire's destruction again.
(4)
Quentin is concerned about Sigourney's human name.
I always feel that every time when the real name is about to be revealed, Sigourney will interrupt it intentionally or unintentionally.
Later I heard that many humans from the Free Alliance joined the territory.
He couldn't help it and secretly ran to inquire.
The people of the Freedom Alliance kept their mouths shut and shook their heads: "We dare not say, we dare not say."
Quentin wondered, isn't it just a name?
"You know." The other party gave him a knowing look, "He doesn't want us to tell anyone. If we tell anyone, then-"
If it is accidentally discovered, will they still be able to stay in the free land?
"I won't ask anymore." Quentin nodded heavily, still feeling scared. Yes, that vampire was extremely petty!
In this way, Sigourney's original name gradually sank into the long river of history.
(5)
Jin Long was very envious of Sigourney and Ash's arranged marriage.
One day, Dailan and Mokto passed by and saw him hanging upside down on the World Tree sighing. They kindly suggested: If there is no arranged marriage, do you want a childhood sweetheart? Guide the Black Dragon.
The golden dragon shook his head quickly: Even if I, the golden dragon Lavinia, die outside, if I jump down from here, there is no way I can be with the black dragon!
…
It was said that after a long, long time——
This is a peaceful era.
(6)
Golden Dragon: Thank you, I am with Black Dragon now.
(7)
Yolande, who escaped, eventually fell into Sigourney's hands.
Sigourney shaved off all of the cross-dressing man's hair in an extremely cold manner.
Yolande, who looked despairing in front of Sigourney, turned around and breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, I have collected quite a few wigs over the years.
(8)
Jane is old and still single, and Joshua is very worried about her.
He found Jane and said carefully, "Look, Signy has Ash, Mercator has Dailan, the Golden Dragon has the Black Dragon, Quentin has the Water Fairy, and even Meng has the Little Hoe...what about you?"
simple:"……"
He thought about it, waved his hand to call the little hamster, and held it up for Joshua to see.
Joshua was helpless: "How can it be counted?"
Jane: “…” How can a small hoe be enough?
I don’t really understand Uncle Joshua’s philosophy.
Not long after, Jane bought a small hoe from Uncle Meng, showed it to Joshua, and announced expressionlessly, "I broke into Meng's corner."
Joshua: “…”
This kid should just stay single.
(9)
Yolande heard about the contract between Sigourney and Ash, which allowed them to exchange bodies with each other.
He was eager to go, so he went to find Ash carrying a gorgeous and beautiful long dress.
"Want to see what Sigourney would look like in this dress?"
Ash: “…”
To be fair, I did think about it.
It is impossible to discuss the matter objectively.
Ash shook his head regretfully, he didn't want to force Sigourney.
"Don't embarrass Sigourney. If you two swapped bodies, you can just wear it, right?" Yolande's voice was like the devil's temptation. "Look, this dress is so beautiful. If Sigourney wears it, she will look amazing!"
Ash: "..." I was, I was tempted QvQ
(10)
For a body exchange to be based on a contract, one party must be under a threat that is fatal.
But at this point, there is nothing in the world that can threaten Ash's life.
Ash painfully researched the one thousand and one ways to commit suicide.
But it's so difficult.
It seems like he can't die no matter what.
(11)
Sigourney soon learned of Ash and Yolande's secret plan.
He gave Ash a good beating on the bed.
Then he asked, "Will you dare to do it again next time?"
Ash panted and cried, "The body still needs to be changed."
He reached out and hugged the vampire tightly: "There are so many delicious foods in the new world, I still want you to try them."
The laws that control the environment allow vampires to walk in sunlight.
But the laws of her own body cannot be changed, and Sigourney can only feed on blood.
The vampire was stunned for a moment: "Is that why you tried to switch bodies?"
Ash said "hmm".
"Stupid." The vampire leaned over and pressed his lips against the slender, smooth neck. "I have tasted the best food in the world."
(12)
At dawn, the vampire poked a confused Ash.
"What about the skirt?" She narrowed her eyes dangerously and said in a seductive voice, "Have you ever thought about seeing me wearing it?"
Ash woke up suddenly. How could he still remember it?
He buried his head in the pillow, whimpered, and said honestly: "I want to see it."
The vampire said meaningfully: "Oh."
(13)
Yolande's wardrobe was robbed.
Including his many hidden wigs.
So sad.
(14)
Ash once wanted to make sunscreen for Sigourney.
It was made later.
But now Sigourney no longer needs it.
Ash registered the trademark and sold the sunscreen in the vampire territory.
The product was very popular.
He got a large sum of money from the wealthy vampire.
He used the money to happily buy things for Sigourney.
In fact, the effort I put in back then was not in vain.
(15)
There is a well-known large song and dance troupe on Iluf called the Starry Sky Troupe.
The host was an elegant old man wearing a star robe.
He has several performers under his command who are good-looking and proficient in music theory and dance.
One of their most popular performances is the closing chorus:
Water Elf Baby——
"Mr. Seawater fell down and lost the baby water elf in his arms.
Hey, Grandpa Whale passing by over there, did you see it?
My water elf baby who is the most innocent, kind, lively and lovely in the world?
Grandpa Whale closed his mouth and many little babies came out from his head.
Let me put on my glasses and take a closer look. Ah, I can't find it.
You are the most innocent, kind, lively and lovely water elf baby in the world.
The mermaid soldier swam over and said, "I heard that you are looking for the most innocent, kind, lively and cute water elf baby in the world?"
Yes, yes, we are looking for the most innocent, kind, lively and lovely water elf baby in the world.
Oh, then I must have seen—
Just behind the reef on the other side of the sea!
A vampire with a hoarse voice kidnapped the most innocent, kind, lively and adorable water elf baby in the world.
Ah, what a despicable, shameless, tyrannical and domineering robber this is in the world!
Come back soon, the most innocent, kind, lively and lovely water elf baby in the world!
Mr. Seawater cannot reach the shore, and beats against the rocks every night expressing his unwillingness.
One day, a loving couple traveled to the seaside and heard Mr. Sea's voice full of resentment and sorrow.
Don't worry, your baby water elf who is so pure, kind, lively and lovely has grown up.
In the future, I will definitely come back to you with the world's most despicable, shameless, tyrannical and overbearing boyfriend.
No, no, he doesn't need the world's most despicable, shameless, arrogant and domineering daughter-in-law!
He just wants his most innocent, kind, lively and cute water elf baby!
Mr. Seawater cannot reach the shore, and washes the beach every night, crying and complaining about his sorrow.
Later, the Starry Sky Troupe came to the beach to play and sing.
On the polished and rounded reef,
On the washed flat beach,
Singing and dancing, they presented Mr. Haishui with this song "Water Elf Baby", which is the most pure, kind, lively and lovely song in the world.
The water elf baby happily introduced:
Dad, look at this invincible, pure, kind, lively and cute vampire partner next to me~
Mr. Haishui turned around silently——
Grandpa Whale, wait a minute!
You squirted out so many little babies, can you... can you...
Would you be so generous as to give me one regardless of the past?"
The author has something to say: Run and mark the "End" tag happily~
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