Chapter 184 Motorcycle King Tornado Warrior
[fenny9345: Funeral Brother, you're awesome! Everyone you follow dies. Will you still follow me? Can you please follow my boss?]
[If I'm bored, I'll read a book: Seriously, Funeral Brother, your homepage is really scary. Can't you just remove the urns? I'm scared!]
[Xianyu~: Seeing the expert being sent away by the funeral director, I mourned deeply for him. I hope he continues to express his opinions in the underworld and educate the unemployed people there.]
[Tick-tick-tick-tick: Stop talking. If you really follow whoever you want, Funeral Brother, they'll die! Then I hope you follow everyone I hate, Funeral Brother!]
Netizens almost treated Qin Lang's place as a wishing well. Anyway, there were disliked bosses, annoying ex-boyfriends, and some painful roommates. They all expressed their expectation that Qin Lang would pay attention to them, mainly to show trust.
After lunch, Tang Jun saw the news that the expert had died, and his eyes towards his boss suddenly changed.
She hesitated to speak, and finally spoke after a while.
"Boss, the expert we saw live that morning is really dead. He choked to death while drinking water."
There are countless ways to die in such an unfortunate way, but this was the first time Tang Jun had seen someone die right after finishing watching. He felt a little puzzled, but he also knew that this person's death had nothing to do with the boss. After all, he was so far away, and he was right next to the boss when he was paying attention. It was impossible for the boss to cast a curse or something like that...
"Okay, I understand." Qin Lang nodded, then said with some regret.
"It's a shame he didn't purchase our package in advance. If he had, he could have gotten the complete funeral service. I'd have given him a 40% discount."
Up to now, the [Super Funeral Cashback System] has not been officially opened, which means that no task has been completed. Qin Lang feels it is a pity.
As for those who died, Qin Lang knew that everyone had his own destiny, and dying early or late was the same.
...Boss, are you serious?
When Tang Jun heard the boss's regretful voice, he felt that the boss was really generous. He was still entangled in business matters even after someone died. He was indeed a businessman! So he paid attention.
"Boss, even if someone dies, they'll find a local funeral company. We're too far away. Otherwise, when you're browsing Douyin, you can open a local funeral company. If someone in your city has an accident, they'll still have a chance to come to us..."
Although he said this, Tang Jun was still a little worried. If they were in the same city, would the people paying attention to him feel unlucky and rush over to beat up the boss? Would he be okay then?
Unexpectedly, when Qin Lang heard the news, his eyes suddenly lit up and he looked at his employee and said.
"You're right. The people I focused on before were too far away. Now I should focus on people in the same city so that I can expand my business."
…
Can you just pretend I didn't say that?
Seeing that his boss seemed to really want to send his fellow city dweller away, Tang Jun really didn't know what to say. He could only nod, hoping that the next person who would be noticed by his boss would not be so unlucky and die suddenly.
Qin Lang happily accepted the task of brushing the same city, and then at around four o'clock in the afternoon, he let the two employees go home and left work happily.
After all, working more than eight hours a day is absolutely impossible, it is inhumane.
After that, Qin Lang started to check the Douyin videos of the same city for the next few days. However, no one immediately jumped out to say that he was going to be killed, and the popularity on the Internet was slowly decreasing. Qin Lang's fans exceeded 30,000, and Tang Jun also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the previous incident was just a coincidence.
There are still not many customers in the store. Occasionally, someone comes just to buy gold and silver ingots or the like. After all, many of the funerals here are contracted out to the funeral company in front of the hospital, so business is really not good.
It wasn't that he was hoping for someone to die, but Tang Jun had a feeling that if things continued like this for a few months, he might lose his job. He hoped his boss would take on more paper figurines, as Tang Jun felt he was quite good at making them.
The weather is getting hotter and hotter. It is already the beginning of July. The sun at eight o'clock in the morning can make people sweat. It is even hotter at five o'clock in the afternoon. Qin Lang did not go out for lunch at noon. He ordered takeout in the store and ate with his employees.
Today's lunch was cold noodles. It felt cool in the mouth and made people feel refreshed.
After finishing his meal, Qin Lang waved his hand while listening to the noisy cicadas outside.
"Everyone, take a break. We can't start working again until three o'clock. It's too hot and tiring."
Although the company had turned on the air conditioner, the summer heat still made people feel a little tired. Qin Lang lay on the sofa and started watching Douyin.
He was actually quite busy in his previous two worlds. This world seemed to be a bit of a show-off. He would make paper-made items and scroll through Tik Tok when he had nothing to do and lived a comfortable life.
Just as Qin Lang was browsing the local Douyin video, he suddenly saw a handsome rider leaning on a red motorcycle. The rider was wearing a black leather jacket, which wrapped around his good figure. His exposed head was very handsome and full of youthful energy. However, before Qin Lang clicked in, he heard the prompt sound of the funeral system.
[Ding Dong! A targeted customer has been detected. Rollover mortality rate is 70%, crash mortality rate is 30%, and explosion mortality rate is 200%. Please pay attention to this potential customer and develop funeral services.]
My God, everyone else's mortality rate is a certain percentage, and you just go straight to 200%? Isn't that a sure death?
Qin Lang thought about it, clicked in, and then entered the local live broadcast room in Yangcheng, where he heard the handsome young man chatting enthusiastically with his fans.
"Tomorrow night, Xiao Tiantian and I will be live-streaming a tunnel pass and performing motorcycle stunts on a cleared road. I hope everyone will come watch the live broadcast and enjoy the feeling of speeding."
This young man looks less than 20 years old, his face is full of collagen, his eyes are bright when he speaks, and he is quite cute.
However, thinking that the other person might die from riding a motorcycle at such a young age, Qin Lang felt that he needed to save him.
So Qin Lang left a message in the other party’s live broadcast room.
An Ning Funeral Director Xiao Qin: Riding a motorcycle in the summer can cause excessive temperatures, potentially leading to explosions and other accidents. Tomorrow will be the hottest day in Yangcheng, with temperatures reaching 40 degrees Celsius. We do not recommend that anchors ride motorcycles.
This was a very kind reminder. Qin Lang didn't want to see such a child die like this. If the child had been obedient and didn't ride the bike, perhaps this life could have been saved.
The fans in the live broadcast room were still enthusiastically calling him "husband". Among the group of husbands, the host, also known as the Storm Warrior, also saw Qin Lang's message at this time, and he laughed foolishly.
"Thank you for the reminder, undertaker. But don't worry, the motorcycle I ride is a top-notch Kawasaki. Even in hot weather, there won't be any problems. Thank you for your concern."
In front of the fans, the Storm Warrior behaved so politely and gently. Qin Lang saw that he didn't take it to heart at all. He knew that it was difficult to persuade a stubborn person with good words, so he followed him and left the live broadcast room.
When the Storm Warrior was being paid attention to, he was stunned for a moment, then felt a little uncomfortable, and then he saw the fans below making a fuss.
[Yuexia Qiling: Honestly, this funeral host is a bit weird. Why don't you, Husband Kuangfeng, stop riding your bike for the next couple of days and observe him?]
[Sunflower Girl: High temperatures can easily cause car accidents, so be careful, my husband, Gale!]
[Sugar Color: Believe me, Husband Kuangfeng, you'll be fine! You're the best! Don't listen to what they say. That undertaker just now might just be jealous of your handsome looks!]
Honey Pomelo Tea: I'm looking forward to my husband's livestream tomorrow! I believe he'll definitely win tomorrow's livestream against Xiao Tiantian!
Many of the fans who were fans of the Storm Warrior's wives were defending him at this time, calling him husband one after another, which made him smile again and he continued to speak gently.
"Oh, thank you all for your concern, ladies. Don't worry, even though my motorcycle has been modified, it's still very safe. I've participated in so many races before and nothing happened. This time, I was just filming a car accident in the aisle. Don't worry about me, ladies, you're so good to me! Kiss!"
As he spoke, he blew a kiss towards the camera. His handsome face was really attractive.
A cool motorcycle and a handsome, youthful little boy, this combination is eye-catching enough, especially since this anchor already has over five million fans. Now he is going to cooperate with the motorcycle goddess Xiao Tiantian who has ten million fans. He must be very excited and definitely unwilling to give up.
As for this An Ning Funeral Xiao Qin, it is really unlucky.
When facing the camera, Storm Warrior smiled and acted coquettishly with fans, and then asked fans to give him a lot of gifts. But after the show ended, his face became gloomy.
"What do you think about the livestream? Who's allowed in? If you see an unlucky account like this one doing funerals, just kick it out. Isn't it disgusting?"
That’s right, the gentleness on the surface is all fake, it’s all for gifts and fans. Privately, this Storm Warrior has a bad temper and likes to curse people.
"Brother Kuang, don't worry. I promise not to let this person appear in the live broadcast room in the future."
"Humph! This kind of person is just here to ride on the popularity. I saw him on the trending searches before. Didn't he just follow two random people and die? He's simply possessed by the god of bad luck. He even follows me? Give me his phone, I'll block him."
The Storm Warrior was very disgusted with Qin Lang's attention and concern. The assistant next to him immediately handed the phone to him. In fact, he didn't know why he was inexplicably worried.
After getting the phone, the Storm Warrior quickly found Qin Lang who was following him, and then before blocking this fan, he sent Qin Lang a private message.
[Wind Warrior: Get out of here, you idiot! How dare you curse me! I think you're the one who deserves to die!]
He sent the message, thought about it, and withdrew it after seeing that the other party had read it. He felt refreshed and did not even block Qin Lang anymore.
Thinking that the other party saw his curse but was unable to do anything and didn't even reply, the Storm Warrior felt very happy and threw the phone to the assistant beside him.
He didn't know that after he cursed Qin Lang, Qin Lang didn't hesitate and left a message directly under his first short video with one million views.
[An Ning Funeral Xiao Qin: You can book our company's one-stop funeral package in advance at a 20% discount. Cherish life and stay away from motorcycles.]
There's no way to save him, so I can only give him a 20% discount. We're all from Yangcheng, so why not come to his store and buy a 20% discount set meal?
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