Chapter 57 Online Dating 24
[System]: A message sent by a flying star carries my longing from afar. Your friend [Bamboo Forest] has sent you an item; please check it promptly.
Bamboo Forest: The first one fresh off the press from the picture I showed you last time, a jewel gift for heroes and beauties, a gift from the great god [sunglasses].
The gemstone in the email has a warm overall tone, but when dragged, it reflects a cool light from other angles. The bamboo forest's user guide states that embedding this gemstone in clothing will create adjustable floral patterns on the shoulders.
Lu Xuejin remembered that she had a blind date, so she immediately went to her friends list.
[Private Message] Lai Si: 11111
[Private Chat] Bamboo Forest: ?
[Private Message] Lai Si: kk
[Private Message] Bamboo Forest: [Formula Image.jpg]
[Private Message] Bamboo Forest: I've been working on this lately, and the finished product should be a shattered ice blue, it'll be very beautiful. This was designed especially for you, and it's only for you.
[Private message] Lai Si: Bamboo Forest is really powerful.
[Private Chat] Bamboo Forest: ^^
Unless there is a very close relationship or financial resources are involved, gemologists rarely design exclusive gemstones for people.
The outline of the gemstone was roughly sketched in the lower left corner of the formula diagram, and compared to the previous ones sent by Zhulin, it clearly showed signs of meticulous carving.
Lu Xuejin blinked, said nothing, and simply picked up her water glass and slowly sipped her tea.
It's too astringent; I definitely don't like it.
Lu Xuejin got up and poured the remaining tea into the potted plant.
The shadows of the trees outside the window swayed gently. The room was quiet, save for the soft sound of a glass tapping against the table. He put down the empty glass and calmly typed a reply. That subtle feeling, already noticed, was left at the bottom of the glass, silently sinking and dissipating.
[Private Message] Lai Si: Looking forward to the first scoop.
I lowered my eyes, and the screen of my phone on the table lit up, revealing an unread message lying quietly.
The wind stopped, but the voice call was immediately disconnected.
His message box was overflowing with greetings and reposts. Even during the days he was blocked, he continued to tirelessly update Lu Xuejin on his life, sharing anything new he came across with her. His latest messages, delivered in a serious tone, explained that he wasn't the one who ambushed and killed Yuan Ying; it was likely the Japanese-themed organization from the neighboring server.
Lu Xuejin's biggest contact with the assassin organization in the neighboring server was through Qingmeijiu. His former apprentice was the biggest scourge leader. It is said that he does nothing of substance all day long, just squats in the wild and randomly engages in PvP. He also sends people to sow discord between the major guilds from time to time. The fact that the neighboring server has developed into the current state of constant warfare is largely due to his efforts.
I still remember that before leaving the server, Qingmeijiu threatened to destroy the heavens, but unfortunately nothing came of it.
Lu Xue replied with a "?".
The first level 190 grumpy, foul-mouthed male archer: The information comes from a friend of mine on the next server.
First-generation 190-level grumpy, foul-mouthed male archer: Forwarded [AAA Unlucky Wholesaler: These bastards!! It's definitely them!! So cunning, they deliberately changed their fighting and ambushes habits to cause trouble in your server, thinking no one would recognize them, but! I recognize them! I'd recognize them even if they were ashes! That scheming frog has been touching your belly all along!]
First 190cm irritable, foul-mouthed male archer: Forwarding [AAA unlucky wholesaler: No more abstract stuff, cough cough, mainly because they can't change their ways when it comes to choosing IDs, they especially like acrostic poems, bro, you'll understand immediately.]
The accompanying screenshots of IDs, when put together, read "The mistress will not have a good death."
First 190cm tall, grumpy, foul-mouthed male archer: I specifically checked the past records of Japanese music, and their henchmen do indeed like to do this. However, it's all just speculation from me and my friends; there's no concrete evidence. But I still think I should tell you.
First 190cm hot-tempered, foul-mouthed male archer: I said before that I wouldn't bother him again, and I mean it.
Lai Si: Thank you.
First 190cm tall, grumpy, foul-mouthed male archer: This is what I should do [smiley face]
The man, usually decisive and swift in public, hesitated as his fingertips hovered over his phone screen. He moved the cursor back and forth, adding and deleting words, until finally, only one line appeared quietly in the input box: "If you need anything, feel free to contact me. I'm always here."
Unfortunately, Lu Xuejin closed the chat window early this morning, and the promise that Feng Tingbuzhi made would only be seen the next time Lu Xuejin thought of him.
"Hmm..." Lu Xuejin tossed her phone aside, sighed deeply, leaned her head back in her chair, and let her stray hairs fall across her neck. "This is so boring."
I thought that after being stifled for so long, Feng had finally figured something out. I never imagined that he would use such a valuable piece of information as a melodramatic scene for the second male lead in a novel.
“I remember he used to have a very bad temper.” Lu Xuejin frowned in confusion.
His calm demeanor this time was unusual.
Dongyao thought to himself, "Last time you told him to change his temper, Fengtingbuzhi remembered it well, but you turned your back on it."
[Host, you can help the male lead out of this predicament. Your contribution points are high right now, just a little more effort and you'll be able to finish the mission.] It cheered him on.
"Mmm..." Lu Xuejin replied casually.
He picked up his phone, found the plum wine, and found that his message history with the plum wine was full of various rather revealing photos sent unilaterally by the other party, many of which were blocked.
He forwarded the message that the wind wouldn't stop.
Lai Si: Forwarded [。 ：……]
Lai Si: ?
It's as if the plum wine is always waiting in front of the phone, popping up a typing prompt the next second.
The third 185cm crying lunatic: This guy is complaining to you again.
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: I'm about to explode with rage! [stomping feet]
The third 185cm tall, crying, and crazy person: You have nothing better to do than slander me every day! I'm busy figuring out new poses and angles; I don't have time to pay attention to others. Baby, let me check first, kisses.
A few minutes later.
The third 185cm crying lunatic: emmm, it was indeed someone from my gang, but I didn't know beforehand, baby. They took the job privately! I swear, I didn't do anything!
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: As for the employer, you know every industry has its rules. In my line of work, confidentiality is very important. I would rather die than sell out my boss.
Lu Xuejin didn't move and continued to wait.
The third 185cm crying lunatic: But of course our baby is different [shy]. You are my favorite master and my most beloved baby. If you really want to know, that's fine, but I want a little reward.
Lai Si: What is the reward?
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: Look at this [shy]
Lai Si: ...
Lai Si: Get lost.
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: You've seen everything, at least let me see too.
The plum wine man has reached a certain level of eccentricity, as if he was born without a skin.
Seeing that Lu Xuejin ignored him, Qingmeijiu started acting crazy again.
The third 185cm tall, crying, and crazy guy: I don't like it, so how about some sex? I'll come to your place next year, all cleaned up and ready to go, do you want me? I'm very obedient, very high-quality, still a virgin, plug and play, and I won't bother you afterwards!
The third 185cm crying lunatic: You can inspect the goods beforehand.
The third 185cm crybaby lunatic: Oh, I forgot to mention, it's free! [shy]
Lai Si: I called the police.
The third 185cm tall, crying, and crazy person: !! Master, you are so heartless, why are you doing this to me!
Third 185cm Crybaby Psychopath: Our intimate moments are about to be seen by the police [crying]. They will interrogate us about our relationship and ask why I flirted with you. I won't tell them you're my wife, don't worry.
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: Will I go to jail? [crying emoji] Nice, you have to come visit me in prison! I can't live without you.
Lai Si: ...Be normal, we have no relationship whatsoever.
The third 185-year-old crybaby lunatic: Master [crying loudly]
Qingmeijiu sent ten different crying emojis in a row, but when Lu Xuejin ignored him, he quickly returned to normal.
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: Fine, since you won't let me see it, then I'll show it to you.
The third 185cm tall, crybaby lunatic: [Wet body in the bathroom.jpg]
The third 185cm tall, crybaby lunatic: [Emerging from the pool.jpg]
All of them are carefully taken selfies that push the boundaries, without showing their faces, but their lower bodies are definitely well-endowed.
The third 185cm crying lunatic: What else do you want to see? We can customize it for you.
Lai Si: I'm leaving. [Bye]
The third 185cm tall, crybaby lunatic: Master, don't go!!!
Third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: You finally read my message and replied a couple of times, and you're already abandoning me again? [crying emoji]
The third 185cm crying lunatic: Seriously, your love interest isn't a good person. Compared to him, I'll reluctantly accept Slow Dog; at least he's a normal person. My good boy, don't be fooled!
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: It's okay if you get scammed, I'll warm you with my body if you're sad [shy].
Lai Si: It has nothing to do with you.
The third 185cm crybaby lunatic: Then I'll add Slow Dog to the list too, hehe.
Lai Si: Try it.
The third 185cm tall crybaby lunatic: So quiet, but so fierce [crying emoji]. But I like fierce ones, no one else can see it [sunglasses emoji].
The third 185cm crybaby lunatic: Okay, okay, I, the hands-off boss, will shamelessly act as a privileged dog and stop them from bothering your romantic partner.
But in the end, he said: I will meet him in person after some time.
Lu Xuejin couldn't help but laugh.
He asked Dong Yao, "I forgot to ask before, do my apprentices have any relationship with my husband?"
Dong Yao: [They are all part of the silent soul. Even when the silent loses consciousness, they will instinctively gather around you, so besides them, many people around you have a part of them.]
Lu Xuejin shuddered: "It's a bit scary, being surrounded by countless husbands."
He then remarked with emotion, "It's hard to imagine that slow pace and plum wine were once part of his life."
Speak of the devil, and he appears. I had just finished talking to Qingmeijiu and put her back on the block list when Congqianman immediately sent me a message.
A quick glance revealed that their purpose was the same as Feng Tingbuzhi's—to remind him.
Lai Si: I understand. Thank you.
I used to type very gently: It's all what I should do. ^^
Lu Xuejin laughed at this and commented lightly, "Still pretending."
He said, "This is a lot like my husband. He always puts on airs and carries a heavy burden in front of me. Every strand of hair is combed behind his ears, his clothes are impeccably tailored, and the top button is fastened. Even when he's cooking, he has to make sure his apron looks nice. Doesn't he find living like that tiring?"
Dongyao heard a silence completely different from what it knew. A strange ripple spread out, and it felt both surprised and amused, yet suddenly it subtly felt a human emotion, empathizing with the silence in its slumber.
It's rare for someone to stand up for silence: [When people like someone, they often unconsciously pay attention to their appearance and behavior. His reserve stems from wanting to show you his best side.]
Lu Xuejin raised an eyebrow: "It sounds like you're quite moved by this."
"Are you Xiaoyao's senior? Have you had a host before?"
Dong Yao said calmly, "I wouldn't call it a feeling; it's just a summary of human experience."
The notification bar was still popping up; Yuan Ying sent a picture of a freshly baked crepe, and you could almost smell its sweet aroma through the screen. He said it was a newly opened shop on the commercial street outside the school, only open in the afternoon, and business was booming; it was said to be authentic and delicious.
Luoying: We can try it sometime.
He would take photos and provide feedback every now and then, much like a dog that proactively reports its presence when it goes out.
Just then, the fox called again.
Lu Xuejin was unusually surprised: "Does our Young Master Lin have something else to say?"
The fox was silent for a moment, then slowly spoke, its voice somewhat low.
"If you're not busy right now, you can check out the forum."
At 6 PM on Friday, as workers were leaving get off work and students were on holiday, everyone was excitedly anticipating the weekend, a time when traffic was surging. While the homepage was buzzing with discussions about technical upgrades, a leaked post quietly appeared, instantly igniting the forum with its straightforward and eye-catching title.
"Let's talk about that transvestite who used a voice changer to curry favor with a 'god-like' person."
Opening the building is a critical hit.
Hey Lengshanyue (ID: Luoying), do you like the cheap voice changer that came with my microphone? Do you like the pretty female character I specially created? A sincere warning: with such great qualities, there's no need to fall for a scammer. Hey, do you know, your girlfriend is actually a 200-pound, burly, greasy, smelly fatso, writing as female, but actually male.
The poster attached a high-resolution photo showing a round face dominating the viewer's attention, dull eyes with bluish undertones, visibly oily and yellowish skin, small eyes, a flat nose, a crooked face and a slanted mouth, exuding a sleazy aura.
Everyone who clicked on the link because of the title was shocked by the explicit photos.
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