As long as you are confident enough, you can fool yourself and others.

Relying on a sense of belief, Xia Wan tried hard to control her facial expression.

She looked at Wei Chiyan and Xu Yaoyao as sincerely as possible so that they could believe her words.

Although all this still sounds so absurd, but——

"Su Qi? He has hemorrhoids? Hahahahaha!"

Well, although this all still sounds so absurd, but -

The lie to Wei Chi Yan is indeed more than enough.

Seeing Wei Chiyan hugging her pillow with a smile, obviously believing it, Xia Wan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Su Qi took the blame for her, otherwise she would be in trouble today.

"I must tell Song Zhili about such a funny thing. Why have they been arguing about going to the toilet recently? They are worthy of being the first and second in our school." Although Wei Chiyan used a question, there was no doubt in his tone and it was obvious that he was watching the fun.

Seeing Wei Chiyan taking out his phone to send a WeChat message, Xia Wan immediately interrupted him and snatched the phone from him: "No! You can't tell anyone!"

"Why?" Wei Chiyan asked in confusion.

"Because... because if you tell anyone, if Su Qi finds out, he will think that I have revealed his secret." Xia Wan held the phone tighter as she spoke, and her face showed a bit of embarrassment again: "My relationship with him was not good to begin with, and now I have something on him that has made his attitude towards me much better. We still have to get along for more than ten days."

What Xia Wan said made sense. Wei Chiyan was not the kind of person who was so selfish as to not consider others just for the sake of watching the fun.

Wei Chiyan has always valued brotherhood, he nodded and said, "Got it, I promise I will never mention this to anyone during my stay at Shengyu."

After saying that, Wei Chiyan glanced at Xu Yaoyao and warned her, "Don't spread this matter to anyone."

Xu Yaoyao: “…”

Xia Wan: “…”

Mind your own business!

Anyway, Wei Chiyan agreed, so Xia Wan felt relieved.

but--

Wei Chiyan seemed to have thought of something and said, "We can't just let him go so easily. This guy's attitude towards us before was too much. We need to make him suffer."

Xia Wan frowned and asked cautiously, "What do you want to do?"

"Just wait and see. Let's go out for dinner together tonight." Wei Chiyan said as he stood up and walked out, saying, "You two continue chatting. I'm leaving first!"

After Wei Chiyan finished speaking, he seemed to be really anxious about something and just left.

As soon as the door was closed, the room returned to silence.

But compared to before...it seems a little different.

Xia Wan looked at Xu Yaoyao and was surprised to find that the other person's eyes were red.

Xia Wan quickly handed her the paper and asked in a flustered and bewildered manner, "What's wrong?"

Xu Yaoyao stared into her eyes, pursed her lips, and opened her mouth several times to say something but remained silent.

Xia Wan didn't know what to do for a moment and could only wait quietly for her to speak.

Until the bell rings.

Xia Wan reminded: "The class is about to start."

If they don't return to class now, they will be late.

Xu Yaoyao closed her eyes but still did not answer.

Xia Wan had no choice but to wipe her hair hastily with the towel in her hand after being delayed for so long, and then said, "We should go back."

At this moment, Xu Yaoyao suddenly asked: "Why?"

"Why why?" Xia Wan asked even more confused.

Xu Yaoyao looked at Xia Wan, spoke with some difficulty, and said words that made her feel like she was in an ice cellar.

"This towel is yours. The ones drying on the balcony are sweatpants, not swimsuits."

Su Qi had hemorrhoids. Such outrageous words might have fooled Wei Chiyan, but they could not fool Xu Yaoyao.

That bath towel clearly belonged to the swimming pool and could only have been brought back from the last class, but Su Qi did not return to the dormitory at all.

And today during the swimming class, Su Qi went into the swimming pool wearing a swimsuit.

At this moment, there was only a pair of sportswear pants hanging on the balcony of the dormitory. Xia Wan was wearing sportswear.

These are all bugs.

Xu Yaoyao took a deep breath and directly revealed the truth: "Xia Wan."

There was not a trace of doubt in his tone; it was an affirmative statement rather than a question.

The moment their eyes met.

Xia Wan nodded slowly.

She admitted it.

Class 1, inside the classroom.

Jiang Yushi looked at the empty seat next to him, poked Wei Chiyan's shoulder with a pen, and asked, "Where's Xia Mu? Why didn't he come over? Didn't you just say you were going to take Xu Yaoyao to find him?"

"Yes." Wei Chiyan answered as a matter of course: "What's the point of taking self-study classes? They are definitely going there to cultivate their relationship."

The management of self-study classes at Shengyu is also relatively humane, and it is understandable that students occasionally miss classes.

Wei Chiyan didn't care about these things at the moment. He stood up and walked to Su Qi and said, "Su Qi, let's go have dinner together tonight."

Hearing Wei Chiyan's invitation to have dinner together, Su Qi thought it was ridiculous. He was so lazy that he even put down the pen in his hand and said, "If I'm really free, I'll go sweep the fallen leaves downstairs of the teaching building."

Don't bother him and say such outrageous things.

In the past, Wei Chiyan would definitely retort to Su Qi, and the two might even have started arguing.

But things are different now. Wei Chiyan, who thinks he has the leverage over Su Qi, has a much softer attitude. He even patiently explains, "After all, we both represent Shengying now, so it's only right for us to have a meal together to foster our relationship."

Su Qi's voice became even more impatient, and he said, "There is no relationship between you and me that needs to be cultivated."

Seeing this, Wei Chiyan could only bring up his grandfather and said, "Do you think I want to have dinner with you? It was my grandfather who specifically ordered me to do so... Forget it, I won't go."

Wei Chiyan deliberately left his words halfway through to arouse Su Qi's interest while leaving him enough room for imagination.

Su Qi immediately put down his pen, looked up at Wei Chiyan, and asked, "Will the principal come today as well?"

Su Qi has always regarded Song Zhili as his biggest competitor. Although they are both in the student union, the title of vice president makes their identities very different.

For example, Song Zhili had been involved in the school's rules and regulations for a long time, but he could only deal with some minor fights between students. I also heard that Song Zhili often had dinner with the principal. If he could also have dinner with the principal today, would he have the same power as Song Zhili?

Thinking of this, Su Qi immediately made a decision. He asked, "Where should we go tonight?"

Wei Chiyan smiled mysteriously: "Don't ask so many questions, just come with us tonight."

Rooftop, the wind is a bit strong here.

Before, I thought that when Xia Wan was Xia Mu, Xu Yaoyao was taken care of more by her, but after knowing that Xia Wan was a girl, it seemed like the situation was reversed, and she started to take care of Xia Wan.

At this moment, Xia Wan was sitting on a chair. She was wearing Xu Yaoyao's school uniform jacket and holding a cup of hot water that Xu Yaoyao forced upon her.

Xia Wan said helplessly: "I took painkillers, and now I really don't feel any pain."

"You should drink more hot water. Girls need to be careful during their menstrual period. You just touched water while trying to save me. It's not good for your health." Xu Yaoyao dragged another chair from the pile of tables and chairs and sat next to Xia Wan. She then asked, "Are you cold? Otherwise, let's go inside. There is a small study room."

"No, no." Xia Wan waved her hands repeatedly and looked at the surrounding environment and said, "It's quite spacious here. I like it here."

"I like it here, too." Xu Yaoyao replied with a smile, and then added: "When I first came to Shengyu, I often came here to have lunch alone."

Xia Wan spoke faster than her brain and asked, "And then yelled down from the rooftop?"

Xu Yaoyao was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't understand what Xia Wan was saying.

Xia Wan put down the cup and apologized honestly: "I'm sorry, I've watched too many idol dramas."

Xu Yaoyao understood what Xia Wan meant, and said the idol's lines seriously, "Then this will be our secret base from now on!"

The strange tacit understanding increased.

It’s finally time to get down to business.

Xu Yaoyao asked: "Why did you return to Shengying as Xia Mu? Disguised as a man, it would be very troublesome if you were discovered."

Facing this question, Xia Wan hesitated for a while and said, "If I say that I have seen my life, will you believe it?"

Xia Wan's words undoubtedly shocked Xu Yaoyao. She nodded without thinking and said, "I believe it."

Xia Wan took a sip of hot water from the thermos cup in her hand and said, "I saw my future. A lot of messed up things happened after I returned to Shengying's life. In the end, I ended up in a terrible situation. And it was all because of Shengying's F4. To put it simply, it was all caused by love. So I wanted to solve the problem from the root, disguised as a man. Same-sex people will never fall in love with each other."

"You are so smart." Xu Yaoyao praised Xia Wan's idea seriously, and then said seriously: "I believe what you said, because I have the same experience as you."

This sentence made Xia Wan stunned. She asked, "Have you ever dressed as a man?"

"It's not the same as this." Xu Yaoyao was amused, turned her head to look at Xia Wan, and said: "Before my senior year of high school, I had a dream, and I had the same dream over and over again.

Like you, I also dreamed that I went to Shengying, and something happened with those people. I... I seemed to like Wei Chiyan. "Speaking of this, Xu Yaoyao showed a somewhat incomprehensible expression on her face, and continued to complain: "How is this possible, he is not my type at all. Ah, forget it, this is not the point, anyway, I was miserable in the end, so I want to solve the problem from the root, just like you, I think as long as I don't go to Shengying, nothing will happen. "

Both of them told the truth, but neither of them told the whole story. They tacitly concealed the fact that the other was one of the culprits who caused their tragic fate, and did not want to bring any psychological burden to the other.

But Xia Wan suddenly realized this, perhaps this is the real problem.

She asked, "In your dream, since you have nothing, who is the one who has everything?"

"Yes..." Xu Yaoyao said hesitantly. Finally, she lowered her eyelashes but still did not answer.

No answer is the answer.

Xia Wan answered for Xu Yaoyao and asked, "It's me, right?"

Xu Yaoyao nodded slightly.

After confirming this, Xia Wan suddenly felt relieved and said, "Coincidentally, the person in my dream was also you."

The two looked at each other.

They were shocked, surprised, at a loss, but finally breathed a sigh of relief.

All the fears and worries that had been there were blown away by the wind at this moment.

The two of them checked together some details they each knew, and Xia Wan told them everything except the existence of the system.

It’s not that she wanted to hide it from Xu Yaoyao deliberately, but as soon as the word "system" came to her lips, or when she said it in other ways, Xia Wan found that she couldn't speak.

Xia Wan also understood that there must be something restraining her. She could not explain the existence of the system and the mission. She could only use dreams to explain everything like Xu Yaoyao.

Xu Yaoyao concluded: "So what we both see is each other's happiness but our own miserable life. If we were to describe it in a book...we are both the heroines in each other's minds?"

Xia Wan nodded and said, "That's right, I always thought I was a vicious female supporting role, a witness to your love affair with Wei Chiyan."

"Me too." When Xu Yaoyao mentioned this, she showed some dissatisfaction on her face again, and said, "But why is Wei Chiyan always the male protagonist in either of our dreams?"

Xu Yaoyao said with a pitiful expression, grabbing Xia Wan's hand, "Wei Chiyan and I are truly in love, you have to pay me more, give me 5 million, and I'll leave him."

Xia Wan sternly refused: "Give me 500 yuan and I'll quit."

Both of them were in high spirits and then burst into laughter.

On the way back, Xia Wan started communicating with the system in her heart and asked, "What on earth is going on?"

The system answered honestly, "This is normal. It's not the first time that more than one person in a world has a script."

"I'm asking you, why are Xu Yaoyao and I's scripts different?"

[That is normal. Everyone's future has countless possibilities. If you believe in fatalism, the host will not appear in this world.]

[So the host doesn't need to care so much, just complete the task]

It seems like everything has been said, but it also seems like nothing has been said.

But for Xu Yaoyao and Xia Wan, this is a good thing.

Secrets make two people become friends quickly.

When the two of them returned to the classroom a few minutes before the end of class, Wei Chiyan glanced at Xu Yaoyao with gossipy eyes, then looked at Xia Wan and said, "You're finally back. I was worried that you would forget to have dinner with us tonight and miss a good show."

Xia Wan sat down and asked, "What's the show?"

Wei Chiyan pointed at Su Qi who was discussing math problems with his classmates and said, "I invited him. Let's go eat hot pot tonight, with spicy and hot dishes."

Xia Wan: “?”

Hearing this, Xu Yaoyao also looked up.

Wei Chiyan's thought was very simple. He learned that Su Qi had hemorrhoids, so he invited him to eat spicy hot pot.

Xia Wan lowered her voice and said, "This is inappropriate."

Wei Chiyan also lowered his voice and said, "Don't worry, I won't expose him... about that matter. There is an open class tomorrow and my grandfather will be here to sit in. If we don't let him eat more chili and suffer a little, who knows how he will deal with us."

Since Wei Chiyan said so, Xia Wan couldn't find any reason to refuse.

Xu Yaoyao suddenly asked: "Can I join you? I...I want to have dinner with Xia Mu."

Wei Chiyan agreed generously: "Come on, you don't need a pair of chopsticks."

Xia Wan looked at Xu Yaoyao in confusion.

Xu Yaoyao didn't say anything, but took out her cell phone.

Soon, Xia Wan received a WeChat message from Xu Yaoyao.

[I'll go with you. If anything unexpected happens, I'll cover for you.]

Xia Wan replied with a crying emoji to express her emotion.

night.

Looking at the empty hot pot restaurant, Su Qi asked, "Are we the only ones here?"

Wei Chiyan waved his hand and said, "Please sit wherever you like. I've reserved the place for you."

Xia Wan was like an emotionless narration machine: "Eat whatever you want. Young Master Wei Chi is treating us tonight."

Su Qi looked at him and said, "You know that's not what I'm asking. Where is the principal?"

Wei Chiyan pretended not to understand his subtext and replied, "Grandpa will come to our class's open class tomorrow, so of course he is at home now."

Su Qi looked at Wei Chiyan in disbelief and asked, "Wei Chiyan, are you lying to me?"

Wei Chiyan answered confidently, "I never said that Grandpa would come tonight."

At this moment, Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili, who got off another car, also arrived.

Although he didn't understand what Wei Chiyan wanted to do, as a brother, Jiang Yushi still used provocation and said, "You want to leave after seeing Song Zhili? It's just a meal, what are you afraid of?"

Su Qi really fell for it. Even though he was very reluctant, he still sat down and sneered, "It's just a meal. It doesn't matter where you eat."

Seeing that Su Qi was not about to leave, Wei Chiyan immediately waved his hand and asked the waiter to bring the menu, and introduced it to everyone: "This hot pot restaurant is not ordinary. The only option for the hot pot base is super spicy. I heard that nine out of ten hemorrhoid patients who eat here will have to have surgery."

Others: “???”

What is Wei Chiyan going crazy about?

Xia Wan and Xu Yaoyao: "..."

You can just click on Su Qi’s name.

After taking the order, the waiter brought fruits and iced drinks.

Wei Chiyan coughed twice to clear his throat and said, "Hemorrhoid patients need to avoid eating foods that are too cold or too hot, because these foods can easily cause gastroenteritis and trigger hemorrhoid attacks." [Note 1]

This time Jiang Yushi couldn't accept it. He asked directly, "Wei Chi, we are having dinner, why do you keep bringing up that weird thing?"

Wei Chi Yansi was not annoyed at all, and even smiled: "I was just saying it casually, don't take it to heart."

Wei Chiyan smiled...

This is the root of the weirdness!

Jiang Yushi's eyes swept over everyone present in a strange manner.

Su Qi looked depressed.

Xia Wan's lips twitched.

And Xu Yaoyao who was a little restless.

The last one came Song Zhili, who looked completely normal.

Jiang Yushi didn't understand, and it seemed that he was the only one in the audience who didn't understand anything.

Until all the dishes are served, the bottom of the pot is boiled thoroughly, and the food is gradually cooked.

Wei Chiyan said slowly: "Fortunately, we are all healthy. If a hemorrhoid patient came, he would definitely not dare to take a bite..."

“Pah—”

Before Wei Chiyan could finish his words, Su Qi threw down his chopsticks.

His face was grim, and he said, "Wei Chiyan, if you have anything to say, just say it directly."

"I don't have anything to say." Wei Chiyan said as he picked up a serving chopstick and put a whole chopstick of baby cabbage into Su Qi's bowl, saying, "Don't mind, Su, eat some food to cool down."

The baby cabbage leaves are soaked with red oil and look extremely spicy.

Su Qi picked up the chopsticks expressionlessly, lowered his head and finished the baby cabbage in the bowl, then looked at Wei Chiyan and repeated what he had just said: "Fortunately, we are all healthy. If a hemorrhoid patient came, he would definitely not dare to eat a single bite. I know what you are testing. Do you think I am a fool when you say it so obviously? No means no!"

After saying that, he put down his chopsticks, turned around and left, obviously not wanting to stay even a second longer.

Seeing Su Qi leave, Song Zhili also put down his chopsticks, looked at Wei Chiyan with some confusion, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"No." Wei Chiyan sat back in his chair and murmured in disbelief: "If he hadn't, that day..."

What did he see that day?

When receiving Wei Chiyan's suspicious gaze, Xia Wan took a sip of the iced sour plum soup and forced herself to remain calm.

Su Qi denied it so firmly that Wei Chiyan doubted the credibility of the story. It was already a lie full of loopholes.

Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili also followed Wei Chiyan and looked at Xia Wan. Although they could see Wei Chiyan's intention of calling Su Qi today, they still didn't understand what exactly happened between them.

Wei Chiyan was a little unsure and spoke slowly: "Xia Mu, could it be that what I saw that day... was yours?"

"Yes!"

Suddenly, when Xia Wan was thinking about how to make a clever excuse without revealing her identity, someone answered the question first.

Xu Yaoyao stood up righteously, looked at Xia Wan, and said, "I'm sorry, Xia Mu, I can't keep this secret for you anymore."

Xia Wan: “!”

Wei Chiyan: “?”

"In fact, everything you saw that day belonged to Xia Mu. The person who actually had hemorrhoids was not Su Qi, but..."

When Xu Yaoyao said this, she showed an expression that showed she couldn't bear to continue.

Xia Wan: “…”

Okay, okay, she understood what Xu Yaoyao meant.

Woohoo, in the end she still has to take the blame.

Xia Wan then revealed a sad expression and said, "I admit that it was indeed not Su Qi who had the hemorrhoids. I was afraid that you would look down on me and laugh at me, so I dared not admit it."

Wei Chiyan: “???”

Wei Chiyan's face was full of surprise. He said, "How could you think of us like this? How could our friendship be so fragile? Is this how we are in your eyes?"

Jiang Yushi added faintly: "Isn't it?"

In order to prove that he was not such a person, Wei Chiyan slammed the table, and under the astonished gazes of all the hot pot restaurant staff, he directly made a phone call to invest in the restaurant.

In order to let his good brother who suffers from hemorrhoids have a bite of hotpot, he immediately ordered this hotpot restaurant which only sells extra spicy hotpot to add a variety of hotpot bases.

No? Then go to the river across the street and get a pot of tomato soup!

Wei Chiyan patted Xia Wan on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the fact that you have hemorrhoids is known to heaven and earth, and no one else will know... one, two, three, four, five, no sixth person will know about it! I will protect your fragile self-esteem!"

Jiang Yushi & Song Zhili: "..."

Okay, if you really want to keep it a secret, don't mention that word again.

Although they really didn’t mean to look down on Xia Mu, they should still keep a low profile on this kind of thing!!!

the other side.

Su Qi got on the car back to Shengyu with an extremely ugly look on his face.

Wei Chiyan is really an idiot for wasting so much of his time today.

But……

Why does this idiot know this?

Fortunately, he remained calm and used his superb acting skills to hide everything, otherwise it would have been too embarrassing to be exposed in front of those people.

He didn't tell anyone about this... Did he meet Wei Chiyan when he went to the hospital?

Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!

Su Qi fell into doubt about himself, life, and the future.

Why is this happening?

The author has something to say:

Unexpected

He really does.

Xia·Accidentally·Wan

Wei Chi was rude because he and Su Qi had a bad relationship. It was because he was just a simple-minded person. It would be difficult to write a silly story if it was more realistic. If you feel uncomfortable, just quit in time.

[Note 1] From Baidu

Please ignore the mistake in the lucky draw, it's a little embarrassing

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I’d like to recommend a story written by my gay friend, which is also a silly story about a woman disguising herself as a man. She has already finished it and you can read it in one go!

"Guan Guan travels through the book and saves the hero" Call me Su San Shao

You just want to be the hero's first love, little beauty, little girlfriend, little crybaby, little follower, little cutie... Have you ever thought about how the hero feels? You haven't, you only love yourself.

The male protagonist inexplicably became Tang Monk who fell into the Pansi Cave, and his feelings were very simple.

Gu Zhixing: "Thank you for the invitation. Don't wear it anymore. Your kidneys are weak."

After Gu Zhixing expressionlessly dodged the falling of three girls, avoided the collision of five girls, and ignored the sobbing of two girls, he was pulled into an empty classroom.

In the classroom, the girl blushed, "You... I like..."

Gu Zhixing held her hand tightly, his dark eyes cold, "Sister, I won't fall for that."

The girl stamped her feet in shame and anger.

Gu Zhixing pushed her away and walked away without looking back. After leaving the classroom, Gu Zhixing glanced down at his chest, his handsome and unruly face full of indifference.

Well, the bra binder is very useful, the baby is very good, and the store service is also very good. I will come again next time.

The people who witnessed the whole process gnashed their teeth and said harshly: "You were confessed to again? How many good sisters do you have!"

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