Boys dormitory building.
When Xia Wan came back, she saw Wei Chiyan, Jiang Yushi and Su Qi standing at her door.
Xia Wan took a step back and asked doubtfully: "Are you all waiting for me?"
Why is Su Qi with them? It's so strange.
The three of them nodded together.
Jiang Yushi stepped forward and said, "Xia Mu, open the door first. We'll talk to you after we go in."
"Oh, okay." Xia Wan responded, then opened the door and walked in.
The three of them followed and quickly sat in a row on the sofa.
Xia Wan turned around and looked at Su Qi, and asked in confusion: "When did you start playing with them?"
Su Qi immediately denied: "No."
Wei Chiyan echoed: "Yes, how is that possible? We just met by chance."
"Okay, okay." Xia Wan nodded and asked helplessly: "What do you want?"
The three of them looked at each other, and no one said anything.
"Ahem." Wei Chiyan coughed twice, stretched out his elbow to poke Jiang Yushi beside him, and said: "Speak."
Jiang Yushi smiled, looked at Su Qi again, and said, "How about you, classmate Su, you should speak for yourself."
Su Qi laughed with gritted teeth.
Seeing the three people hesitating, Xia Wan simply rolled her eyes.
You said it was just a coincidence? They were all trying to pass the buck to each other. It was obvious that they were here for the same thing.
So Xia Wan directly called out the name: "Wei Chiyan, you go ahead and speak."
A mask of pain immediately appeared on Wei Chiyan's face, while Jiang Yushi and Su Qi, who had "escaped the disaster", breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Under Xia Wan's threatening gaze, Wei Chiyan took a deep breath and organized his words: "Actually, it's not a big deal. I just want to ask you, everyone knows that there is an F4 in our school, but do you know who the school beauty is?"
Xia Wan followed his words and asked: "Who?"
Wei Chiyan's eyes flickered, and then he replied: "In our freshman year, it was your sister, in our sophomore year, it was Meng Qing, and the senior year evaluation hasn't started yet."
Xia Wan: "So?"
So what does Wei Chiyan want to say? Who is the school beauty and what does it have to do with her?
Wei Chiyan stammered, "So... so I just want to ask, who do you think is prettier, your sister or Meng Qing?"
Xia Wan: "......?"
What kind of weird question is this?
Jiang Yushi interrupted Wei Chiyan and said helplessly: "Let me tell you. Xia Mu, do you know who was the school beauty of Public No. 7 Middle School in the past two years?"
Xia Wan: "..."
At first glance, Jiang Yushi's question sounds similar to Wei Chiyan's, but in fact it's even more tricky than his.
Xia Wan was about to answer how could she know that, but suddenly she remembered that Xu Yaoyao was from No. 7 Middle School before she transferred to that school, so she asked tentatively, "Could it be Xu Yaoyao?"
Jiang Yushi nodded immediately: "You are right."
Xia Wan asked again: "So?"
Jiang Yushi had the same reaction as Wei Chiyan, and said hesitantly, "So...so I want to ask, who do you think is prettier, Meng Qing or Xu Yaoyao?"
Xia Wan: "..."
What the hell are they all going on?
Su Qi couldn't stand it anymore and said coldly: "You two are too embarrassed to talk about your relationship with him, right? Then let me tell you."
Xia Wan said with a fake smile: "If you want to ask me who is prettier between my sister and Xu Yaoyao, the three of you can get out now."
"Who would ask you such a question?" Su Qi's expression became much more serious, and he said, "Xia Mu, we treat you as a friend and want to save your face, so we have endured until now."
Wei Chiyan and Jiang Yushi nodded together: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll give you face."
Su Qi continued: "Xia Mu, I don't know what kind of education you received abroad, but in China, there are many things that you can't do. If you don't understand, we can teach you, but you must not go astray, take the wrong path, and become a scum."
Wei Chiyan and Jiang Yushi continued to nod in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, we can't be scumbags!"
At this moment, there seemed to be light in the eyes of Jiang Yushi and Wei Chiyan when they looked at Su Qi, and Su Qi was their three-dimensional mouthpiece.
These words made Xia Wanyun confused, so she asked: "So Su Qi, what do you want to say?"
Su Qi still didn't point it out directly, but asked tactfully: "If tomorrow, Wei Chiyan brought two girls to announce to the whole school that they were his girlfriends, what would you think?"
Xia Wan was surprised: "Of course I have to beat him."
Seeing Xia Wan being so "sensible", Su Qi immediately continued to guide her and asked: "Why?"
Xia Wan answered without thinking: "He and my sister are still engaged. He can have a romantic relationship, but he has to keep it low-key. It would be embarrassing for my sister if everyone knew about it."
Su Qi: "..."
Is that the fucking point?
Su Qi took a deep breath and said again: "Assumption: Wei Chiyan has broken off the engagement with your sister, and he now has two girlfriends at the same time."
"Then it's up to him. If he wants to have as many girlfriends as he wants..."
Xia Wan was halfway through her words when she suddenly realized something was wrong. She stopped and blinked, wondering, "He has two girlfriends?"
"Yes, there are two." Seeing that Xia Wan finally grasped the point, Su Qi asked again: "So what do you think?"
Xia Wan blurted out: "How is that possible? With his bad personality, it's impossible for him to even have a girlfriend."
Jiang Yushi immediately stood up and high-fived Xia Wan, agreeing very much: "Well said!"
Wei Chiyan: "?"
Su Qi couldn't stand it any longer, he looked at Jiang Yu and said: "Can you please stop joining in the fun? Or you can come and talk to Xia Mu?"
Jiang Yushi immediately waved his hand, returned to sit next to Wei Chiyan, and put his hand over his mouth to indicate that he would not speak again.
Before Su Qi could continue to ask, Xia Wan finally took the initiative to say what he had been trying so hard to hear: "Don't assume that the premise is Wei Chiyan. No boy can have two girlfriends at the same time, unless he is a scumbag."
"That's right!" Su Qi patted the coffee table in front of him excitedly and said righteously: "A boy has two girlfriends? This is moral degradation! Lack of humanity! We can't tolerate such scum in our lives! How can a girl's comic be 1v2? We are not a harem comic!"
Wei Chiyan also patted the tea table and said, "Well said! He doesn't know how to cherish his girlfriend, but he still finds two? We must condemn this kind of person together! He is a rat crossing the street! Everyone wants to kill him! No, that's not right... What kind of girls' manga and harem manga? Su Qi, what are you talking about?"
Of course, Wei Chiyan did not get Su Qi's answer.
Jiang Yushi's voice was much gentler than theirs, and he advised: "But if this person is a first-time offender and has a repentant heart, we can give him a chance to reform and live a new life with him."
Seeing the three people's angry expressions, Xia Wan was also moved by this atmosphere and said, "That's right! Well said!"
Eight eyes met.
Xia Wan was silent for two seconds, still not quite understanding: "So? Is there such a person in our lives?"
Wei Chiyan nodded and said in a sinister tone: "Yes, not only that, but it is right next to us. It's very scary."
Jiang Yushi also curled his lips and said, "We have a very close relationship."
Xia Wan: "?"
Right beside them? Close to them?
Could it be that...
Xia Wan looked at the three people in front of her and covered her mouth in shock: "Song Zhili is actually playing both sides? No way?"
This is too obvious. Wei Chiyan and Jiang Yushi came to see her today and even called Su Qi but not Song Zhili. So it can only be Song Zhili, right?
But Song Zhili definitely can't be that kind of person. There must be some misunderstanding here.
However, what Xia Wan got in response was the three people in front of her leaning back and forth on the sofa, wailing in pain and questioning each other.
"Oh! I'm so annoyed!"
"Does he really not understand or is he just pretending not to understand?"
"Scumbag! This is the righteous scumbag! I was wrong about him!"
"It's even worse than thanking you!"
…
In some corner, Xie Yan sneezed.
At this moment, seeing the three people in front of her almost collapse, Xia Wan finally understood that the scum they were talking about... seemed to be herself?
I didn't react just now, but now I recall what these three people kept hinting at and emphasizing.
Meng Qing, Xu Yaoyao, two girlfriends.
Xia Wan grasped these key words and immediately understood, so she asked: "Did you see everything just now?"
Wei Chiyan was furious: "Yes! We all saw it clearly! I misjudged you, Xia Mu! You are not a human!"
Xia Wan didn't care about that at the moment, and asked quickly: "You didn't hear anything?"
If they heard it, her identity would be completely exposed.
No, if they had heard it, they wouldn't have such doubts.
As expected, Su Qi even stretched out a hand to cover his heart and said slowly: "Is there anything more terrifying than what we saw?"
Even Jiang Yushi's look towards Xia Wan was filled with suspicion.
Wei Chiyan already felt that he could not speak: "Do you have a third girlfriend?"
Xia Wan quickly shook her head, desperately denying: "It's gone, it's really gone."
Jiang Yushi stretched out his index finger and pressed it gently between his eyebrows to relieve the headache. He said, "Okay, there aren't three, right? Then explain these two girlfriends to us."
"Neither! I don't have a girlfriend!" Xia Wan felt extremely wronged at this moment and said, "It was an accident."
"Accident?" Wei Chiyan sneered and said, "I saw that you three were laughing quite happily at that time."
Xia Wan: "..."
Shit, this is really hard.
What they saw was so easy to misunderstand that she couldn't explain it even if she had a mouth to speak.
Xia Wan: "If I say that I am actually related to them by blood, would you believe me?"
The answer she got was deathly silence and three people with the same expression on their faces that almost said "See, he's a scumbag after all."
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Wei Chiyan said solemnly: "If you don't explain to us, we can only go to find Song Zhili."
Xia Wan: "..."
Why did Wei Chiyan sound like he was going to sue the teacher when he said this?
But Xia Wan still shook her head instinctively.
No, Song Zhili cannot know about this.
With Song Zhili's intelligence, she would most likely realize that the relationship between her, Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing was "abnormal".
Once people start to doubt something, they will only discover more and more flaws.
So now, no matter what the reason, she had to stabilize the three people in front of her and make them willing to help her hide this secret.
So Xia Wan squatted on the ground, buried her face in her knees, and cried loudly.
Xia Wan's sudden change in attitude made the three of them confused for a moment, and they looked at each other.
Jiang Yushi walked up to Xia Wan first, patted her shoulder and consoled her: "Don't cry, since we came to find you, we still want to give you a chance."
Su Qi said: "Crying is useless, we need to solve the problem."
Wei Chiyan took out a few pieces of paper and handed them to Xia Wan. He opened his mouth but couldn't bear to say any more words of blame.
Xia Wan lowered her head and pinched her legs several times before she finally shed tears.
She raised her head and looked at the three people in front of her sincerely: "If I am willing to tell you the truth, can you really keep it a secret for me and not discriminate against me? And in the future, none of you can laugh at me about this."
Wei Chiyan was the first to nod: "As long as you can be honest and lenient, resist and correct your mistakes, we are still willing to be your best brother."
Jiang Yushi also said: "We are not the kind of people who would bring up old scores."
Xia Wan took a deep breath, stood up, and showed a sad and painful look.
Then, she lowered her head.
He looked at his crotch and reached out to touch it lightly.
Wei Chiyan & Jiang Yushi & Su Qi: "......?"
The three of them looked at each other.
Xia Wanxi ran to the sofa, buried her face in it, and choked up as she told the story of "Xia Mu".
"You all know that I am the younger brother born from a dragon-phoenix relationship. When I was in my mother's belly, all my nutrients were taken away by my older sister. So I have had poor health since I was young and went abroad to see a doctor and recuperate very early. But what you don't know is... I... I..."
At this point, Xia Wan sobbed several times before continuing: "In fact, in addition to my poor health, my penis is not well developed either. It is much smaller than that of ordinary boys. And... and I can't even get hard...
When you went to my house to play that day, after you left, Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing accidentally saw my diary and learned my secret. So they kept comforting me and encouraging me. Today I told them that I had figured it out, and I would live confidently in the future. If I could meet someone who would not abandon me, that would be even better. If not, I would still live strong. They were both very happy for me, so they kissed my cheek to encourage me. "
Wei Chiyan & Jiang Yushi & Su Qi: "???"
ah???
The three of them were dumbfounded.
How strange, think about it again.
No, this is still very strange.
Wei Chiyan's suspicious eyes fell on Xia Wan's buttocks and began to think -
ah?
Is it really that small there? How small is it?
Xia Wan turned around and glanced at the three of them.
In order to make the play more realistic, Xia Wan looked at them and invited them sincerely: "How about we play a movie, and the four of us take off our pants and watch it together. After watching it, everyone can compare and you will believe me!"
After Xia Wan finished speaking, she walked straight towards Wei Chiyan and reached out to pull down his pants.
Wei Chiyan: “?!”
Wei Chiyan desperately protected his pants and quickly dodged backwards: "Don't come over here!!!"
Xia Wan was very excited: "Don't hide! The four of us will all take off our pants! From now on, we will just take off our pants to see X's friendship!"
Wei Chiyan was determined, as if he would die if his pants were used. Xia Wan had no choice but to turn around and look at Su Qi and Jiang Yushi.
Su Qi: "..."
Jiang Yushi: "???"
Just one second.
The three of them were so frightened that they fled in a hurry, each running faster than the other.
Xia Wanze stood at the door and shouted: "Don't run! What's wrong with taking off your pants? Everyone, do it together! Don't be shy!"
Three doors, each closing faster than the last.
Xia Wan stood leaning against the door with her hands on her chest, curled her lips, and a smug look appeared on her face.
The show is over, and we're done.
However, the moment Xia Wan turned around, her smile froze.
Looking at the familiar figure standing not far away, Xia Wan was so scared that she took a step back.
Xia Wan stammered, "Song... Song Zhili, what a... what a coincidence."
"What a coincidence." Song Zhili responded, walked to Xia Wan, his eyes fell on her pants, and then turned back to look at the closed door of Wei Chiyan and Jiang Yushi.
Then Xia Wan heard Song Zhili's voice with some doubt asking: "What pants did you want to take off just now?"
Xia Wan: "..."
Help.
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