In fact, Xia Wan had woken up a long time ago, from the moment Xia Mu said that she dressed like this to support transgender people.
After confirming that it was her brother's voice on the other end of the phone, her originally groggy mind suddenly became completely clear, and she was frightened.
Xia Mu called her, and it seemed to be a video call. She fell asleep, so Song Zhili answered the call for her.
How could such a low-probability event happen?
She felt that her life was very miserable, really very miserable.
But Xia Wan didn't dare to move, and even now she didn't dare to open her eyes.
Because……
She was afraid she would laugh.
Thinking of Xia Mu holding up her skirt and gesturing on her body, and calling Song Zhili "Brother Zhili" in such a weird voice, Xia Wan felt the corners of her lips begin to twitch.
Although Xia Mu lost her own people, this little thing is really not worth mentioning compared to what she did with Xia Mu's identity.
So as a good sister, Xia Wan naturally forgave her younger brother magnanimously.
When asked which skirt Xia Mu looked best on, Song Zhili was silent for a few seconds, but finally made a choice: "The red one."
"Okay." Xia Mu immediately "accepted" Song Zhili's suggestion and held the red skirt in his arms like a baby.
Then Xia Mu saw...
Song Zhili stared at him.
The word "staring" can really be used to describe it. Even though it was just through the screen, her eyes never left him for a moment.
Because I felt guilty, I was so frightened.
Xia Mu lowered her head with a fake smile, continued to act shy, stretched out a hand to cover the side of her face, turned her head away from the screen, and asked: "Brother Zhili, why are you looking at me like this?"
At this moment, Xia Mu's mind was frantically thinking whether he had revealed his true colors.
He touched his face quietly and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was a good thing that he had just shaved today so his beard was not noticeable.
The next second, Song Zhili smiled and replied: "Because I think you are very beautiful."
"Cough cough! Cough cough cough!"
Xia Wan really couldn't help it. She had been trying hard to pretend to be asleep on the bed. After hearing Song Zhili praising Xia Mu's beauty, she really couldn't help it.
But at this moment, she still didn't want to wake up.
As an irresponsible sister, she just wanted her brother to face the current embarrassment alone.
So Xia Wan still refused to close her eyes, frowned, and looked like she was sleeping very uncomfortably.
She wanted to hint to Song Zhili that she was disturbed and that the call was almost over so she might as well hang up.
Song Zhili didn't seem to get Xia Wan's hint, and Xia Mu was surprised by Song Zhili's praise for her beauty. He quickly changed the subject and said, "Is my brother feeling unwell? Let him have a good rest. Brother Zhili, thank you for helping me choose the skirt. Let's talk again when we have time~"
"You're welcome." Song Zhili said this, but deliberately ignored Xia Mu's last sentence, and instead said: "Xia Mu is indeed weak and sickly, and I don't know if his...has recovered."
Song Zhili paused when he spoke and skipped the cause of the disease.
Xia Mu knew how healthy her sister was. She was so strong that she could uproot a weeping willow tree.
So when Song Zhili mentioned "weak and sickly", Xia Mu asked curiously: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with her body?"
"Don't you know?" Song Zhili said with some worry on his face: "It's not a big deal, but it seems that it can't be cured."
Xia Wan: "..."
ah?
What is Song Zhili talking about? How could she be sick when she is in good health? Is she referring to that time when she had a fever? Is that also considered an illness?
Hearing Song Zhili say this, Xia Mu immediately became worried and said, "Why are you standing here making a scene... No, I mean, Brother Zhili, if you have something to say, just say it directly. I'm really worried."
Song Zhili looked back at Xia Wan, then at Xia Mu on the phone screen, and seemed to have made up his mind before speaking: "It's just hemorrhoids. It will be fine if you pay attention to it. Don't take your brother to eat spicy food in the future."
Xia Wan, who was lying on the bed: "..."
No, why? Who can tell her why?
Why did Song Zhili remember that she had hemorrhoids? Why did he tell Xia Mu? Did she look like she was in pain from hemorrhoids?
The system was excited and said, "Really? The host's face is pale and his eyebrows are wrinkled. It really looks like him!"
Xia Wan: "..."
Shut up! No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!
However, after hearing the word "hemorrhoids", Xia Mu's smile immediately froze.
He asked slowly: "Hemorrhoids? You mean she has hemorrhoids?"
Song Zhili nodded, and said in a somewhat reproachful tone: "You still have to pay more attention to your brother. He doesn't just have this disease, he also has..."
Xia Mu put his hand over his heart, his face darkened a few shades, and he gritted his teeth as he couldn't control his smile: "Anything else?"
Song Zhili showed an embarrassment on his face and said: "These are diseases that only boys have. It's not convenient to tell you, a girl. But it doesn't matter. It has been cured."
Xia Mu: "..."
The hand holding the phone was shaking slightly.
What is a disease that only boys have? Is that what he thinks? No way!
So what did my sister say to Song Zhili and the others? !
Or it was a disease that even someone as gentle and considerate as Song Zhili couldn't talk about, plus Song Zhili's expression...
Damn! That must be what he thought!
Xia Mu's hands were shaking, his body was shaking, and the corners of his lips were twitching, but he was trying hard to pretend nothing had happened.
Xia Wan, who was lying on the bed, "inadvertently" turned over and chose to face away from Song Zhili.
Because her toes have already started working.
Although every word Song Zhili said was true, it made her feel like she was being publicly executed.
It's Xia Mu who is disgraced, what does it have to do with Xia Wan?
Anyway, she won't be Xia Mu forever.
Xia Wanti repeated these words in her heart countless times, trying her best to comfort herself.
And she prayed in her heart that the call would end quickly.
Perhaps God was also moved by her piety.
Song Zhili said: "You should also pay more attention to Xia Mu's health. That's it, I'll hang up first..."
"etc."
Xia Mu interrupted Song Zhili with a smile and said, "Brother Zhili, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Why are you in such a hurry to hang up? I also want to chat with you~"
Xia Wan: “?!”
What the hell is he talking about? Is he crazy?
In an instant, Xia Wan smelled a conspiracy.
So what on earth does this idiot Xia Mu want to do? ? ?
As expected.
For the next half hour.
Song Zhili kept smiling, while Xia Wan slept on her side facing the wall. Her expression became more and more vicious when Song Zhili and Xia Mu couldn't see it.
Because during this half hour, she heard Xia Mu talking endlessly about her embarrassing experiences from childhood to adulthood.
And those things are what she really experienced!!!
Song Zhili still gave him face and chuckled from time to time.
During this half hour, Xia Mu had only one thought in his mind -
In this case, no one can have an easy life!!!
It was not until Xia Mu talked about the day Xia Wan transferred to the school and saved Grandpa Wei Chi on the road by carrying him in her arms like a princess that Xia Wan completely gave up the struggle.
No, why should he remember so clearly what she just complained to Xia Mu?
Xia Wan couldn't stand it any longer, so she pretended to wake up from her sleep, slowly opened her eyes, and asked in a voice as hoarse as possible: "Song Zhili, who are you talking to?"
"Yeah." Song Zhili turned around to look at her and handed the phone to her.
He also said: "Your sister called you while you were sleeping and she told me a lot about you."
Xia Wan: "..."
She heard it with both ears!
Xia Wan took the phone and sat up from the bed.
The brother and sister were separated by a screen; their two similar faces appeared calm on the surface, but their hearts were already surging.
Xia Wan said: "My dear sister, when are you going to return home?"
Xia Mu still pinched his throat and said slowly: "Let's talk about it later, no rush."
He didn't want to go back to China and face all this mess! This mess was created by his dear sister, so of course she had to clean it up herself!
She danced with her dog on the roadside when she was drunk, told Song Zhili that she had hemorrhoids, and what other diseases could only be contracted by men? What other surprises did she have that he didn't know about?!
In that case, let her be Xia Mu forever!
At this moment, Xia Wan's brain was working rapidly, and she began to think about how to turn the situation around.
The next second she saw Song Zhili, and then she thought of a solution.
Xia Wan looked at Xia Mu and said seriously: "Sister, I suddenly thought of something."
Xia Mu immediately felt something was wrong and asked cautiously: "What did you think of?"
Xia Wan asked him with a smile: "Don't you like Wei Chiyan very much? I have a good relationship with him now. Do you want me to find a way to trick him abroad to meet you?"
Xia Mu's smile froze.
He met Wei Chiyan abroad? Did he really let him wear a wig and women's clothes? Don't even think about it in this life!
So Xia Mu directly refused and said: "No, I don't like him anymore."
"That's great!" Seeing her brother fall for it, Xia Wan immediately smiled and said, "Song Zhili told me some time ago that as long as you can find a more suitable candidate for marriage, you can change this marriage. After my understanding of him over this period of time, I think Jiang Yushi is a very good person. I will give you his WeChat now. You two can have a good chat?"
After Xia Wan finished speaking, she looked at Song Zhili and asked, "By the way, do you want to talk to my sister? Since you are here, I can push your WeChat to her first."
Before Song Zhili could answer, Xia Mu gritted her teeth and refused for him: "No, thank you, my brother. But I just discovered something recently. I don't seem to like men. If there is a suitable girl, you must remember to introduce her to me. Remember, I like sweet girls who smile cutely the most."
Xia Wan: "..."
Oh.
Sweet girl? Don’t even think about it! Xia Mu, are you worthy? How many worthy are you! Destroy it!!!
"Oh? Is it such a coincidence?" Xia Wan resisted the urge to strangle Xia Mu, and revealed a smile uglier than crying, saying word by word: "Sister, actually I don't like women either. We are really a family!"
At this moment, the two of them had identical distorted expressions, staring at each other as if they were looking in a mirror.
And they could see the murderous intent towards each other in those eyes that were similar to their own.
Two people thought at the same time in their heads -
Damn, why am I not an only child?!
Having an older sister/brother is such a sin!!!
The author has something to say:
Xie Ying: Does your family also have homosexual genes? Who of your parents tricked you into marriage? (bushi)
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Xia Mu and Xia Wan were both so bloodthirsty at this moment that they completely forgot that they would have to change their identities in the future. They just wanted to kill each other right now [Light a cigarette jpg.]
As for Song Zhili's character, why would he suddenly bring up something like hemorrhoids to expose someone's scars? Those who understand will understand. Some things will become meaningless if they are written too clearly.
I didn’t reply to the comments praising me in the comments section these two days, because I don’t know why I suddenly felt a little shy, but I read them more than once, love you guys
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