Chapter 162
These two short sentences about psychological activities give readers an unclear meaning—
[Hiss... Is this really a passionate youth comic?
【Cat is scared.JPG】]
[Did a knife just pierce my chest? Why do I feel so cold? QAQ]
[I always feel like the old thief Tianyan is sharpening his knife to attack us...]
[Wait, dumplings are sweet?! Aren’t dumplings made with cabbage and pork? [Screenshot circle.JPG]]
[What cabbage and pork? It's obviously sugar! The darker color is the shadow of the object! [Screenshot circle.JPG]
This is the luckiest dumpling! ]
[That’s right! There is only one dumpling in a pot! If someone eats it, it means good luck for the whole year. It’s the same as putting coins in the dumpling!]
[Sweet dumplings, dame dame! Dumplings must be salty! Corn and pork fillings are the best in the world!]
[+1 for salty dumplings! Tofu and shrimp dumplings are the best in the world!]
[Celery beef stuffing is the best in the world! Spicy ones are the best!]
[Fork out! Spicy dumplings are out of the dumpling world!]
Yu Tu watched the comments change from suspicion to debate about which dumpling is the most delicious and which filling is the best in the world. The comments were in a mess, much like the topic that was trending on Lianbo News that year—
Is tofu pudding more sweet or salty? Is rice dumpling more sweet or salty?
The sweet and savory parties have been incompatible since ancient times, and occasionally the spicy party mixes in with them.
There are no comments elsewhere on this page, except for the fight between the sweet party and the savory party in the dumpling section. Once you get past this "hard-hit area", the second half of this episode... is going to freak out the readers.
Because the comic suddenly zoomed in on a piece of icicles hanging from the ceiling, and in the icicles, a familiar color was reflected. The camera zoomed out again, and outside the background of the teahouse, there was the profile of the Buyehou in the snow.
Before I could even utter the usual words like "my wife is beautiful and sweet", I was caught up in what was happening.
———As Yu Tu expected, the comic tells the story of Jiaoyue, starting from when the Buyehou suppressed his huge resentment back into the golden talisman.
Tianyan's painting skills are amazing and awesome even in the entire comic website X. The characters he draws, even if they are just passers-by, are not exactly the same outline templates. Only the hair color, eye color and clothes are changed. In "Speaking of Mountains and Seas", there are no two people who are exactly the same.
Although Tianyan has been scolded as an "old thief", these details have also been brought out and praised by readers. But this is not a "detail-oriented welfare" or "full of sincerity", but because everything Tianyan writes is what is happening in this world. Life is not a comic book, so naturally everyone is different.
From the candles glowing blue and purple in the car to Bai Liming's extremely ugly face, from the pattern on the greenhouse floor that is exactly the same as the golden symbol to the secret code indicating that there is surveillance... comics will not draw all the details, but only select the most thrilling scenes, so the style of painting once turned from weird to suspense.
[I understand. This time, the story about my wife is a mystery and a crime-solving story!]
[I understand! The next step is to find clues based on the details, bring the bad guys to justice, and clear the good guys of their grievances! [Getting ready.JPG]]
[I understand now. This time my wife is playing the role of Sherlock Holmes!]
When everyone was excited, the scene in the comic changed to an elevator going up. In the elevator was a middle-aged man who was fidgeting and Di Changqing who was drinking hot water with his legs crossed.
[? ? ? ? ? ]
The comment barrage was full of question marks, reaching its climax when the elevator door opened and Di Changqing stood up and pushed the middle-aged man out of the elevator.
[Wait, let me think about this... What is going on now? Why is Di Changqing here too?!]
[It's over. As soon as he appeared, I knew this wasn't a mystery book, it was a battle book!]
[I was just distracted for a moment. How did my cute little Wuyun turn into such a ferocious skeleton monster!
(screaming) (crawling in the dark) (banging against the wall) (giving out a howl of disbelief) (wolf exits)]
[Okay, let’s have a great time during the Chinese New Year:)]
In the comic, the middle-aged man who was pushed out had his heart pierced by the mermaid skeleton. The tone of this scene is extremely dark, with only the glaring red of blood, which is the only color in this picture.
Di Changqing walked into this dark tone. His tone was also dark, except for his eyes and the corners of his eyes, which were as bright as blood.
"Oh, it's so lively~" he said.
The middle-aged man whose heart was pierced stretched out his hands to him weakly. Di Changqing lowered his head and looked at him as if he was looking at a dying ant.
———There is something creepy and cold about him.
"Nice to meet you again, Senior."
The gloomy and depressing picture turned into warm colors as his gaze fell. Most of the pictures that Buyehou appeared in were of gentle and peaceful colors.
Di Changqing loosened his hand, and the porcelain cup in his hand shattered into pieces on the ground. Blood flowed over the white fragments and flowed freely in the mess.
"The son kills the mother, and the mother kills the son."
"Senior." Di Changqing tilted his head, which looked like a cute gesture, but his eyes were full of pure scrutiny, "Is this play... interesting?"
[Slurp… a little bit of a feeling…]
[For a moment, I don’t know whether this wanted person is a funny guy or a complete lunatic…]
[I'm not afraid to let me take over! I declare this to be my new wife!]
[In the three-dimensional world, I turn around and run, but in the two-dimensional world, I sprint on the spot!]
Yu Tu looked at the increasingly bold words in the barrage comments and wondered, if one day all readers knew that Di Changqing was a real person, would they still dare to speak nonsense in front of him?
That must be an interesting scene =w=
In the comics, Yu Tu saw him holding the shell of the Buyehou and talking about the countdown. He was calm and indifferent, with a kind of composure that everything was under control.
Very good, the boss’s personality is maintained.
What happened next was almost the original version of what he had experienced in the previous two days, but it was "edited" by Tian Yan, leaving only the best parts. Just like the best part of some movies is the trailer, the last half of the update was full of eye-catching things.
For example, Di Zhangqing, who was praised by readers as being exciting, often stumbled on the beach, the unexpected encounter between the mermaid and Baili Xiangxun, and the mermaid's purple-blue tail wrapped around a human—
The deep seabed, the schools of fish swimming by, the gorgeous tails like the most exquisite colors in the painter's pen, the Creator's beloved mermaid and the human she chose to be with for life kissing underwater, forever and ever.
[Wuhu! The pure love couple is the best in the world! ]
[So sweet, it’s time to take insulin!]
[kswl!! This pair smells so good! Take a sip!]
[“Love should be loyal”——The pure love warrior fell to the ground!]
Yu Tu, Yu Tu had no expression.
Knock it, and the ones behind will knock one by one without making any sound.
When Bai Licheng was born, not many people realized that something was wrong. As the plot progressed, readers who had previously shouted "the little couple is so sweet" and "the little couple is so fragrant" were shocked: "???"
[Ah? ? ? Ah!!!]
[It’s better not to have this child! ! ! ]
[What kind of hell is this unfolding?!]
[Parents who were in love gave birth to a scumbag who is worse than a pig or a dog?]
[Tianyan, where do you live? I don’t mean anything special, I just want to send you some local specialties during the Chinese New Year (smile)]
[Oh my god! Yan! What the hell are you drawing?!]
Previously, people were joking about the ridiculous record of "beauty in distress, love at first sight, a match made in heaven", maybe it was just a sweet trick played by the young couple, but then they were dealt a heavy blow - Bai Licheng killed the young couple who had beaten the readers to death.
Tianyan knows how to mobilize emotions.
There are some scenes in the comics that have never appeared in either Jiaoyue's memories or Bailicheng's remaining soul.
Jiao Cheng changed his name to "Bai Li Cheng" because he believed that he should not be the descendant of non-humans, nor should he lose face by taking his mother's surname, so he changed his surname back to his father's.
To borrow the words of a comic reader: "If Hyakuri Shojun knew this day would come, he would crawl back from hell and cut his body into pieces."
For example, although Jiaoyue seemed to leave in a nonchalant manner, she actually took off her most important heart scale the day before she left and gave it to her child as a gift on the day of departure. The heart scale would protect him from illness and disaster, and turn misfortune into good fortune, so that he would live in peace until the end of his life.
If he had not lost his heart, Bailicheng might not have succeeded that day, and the defenseless mother died at the hands of her own child.
So for the next forty years or so, resentment lingered in my bones and I could not get rid of it.
Yu Tu sighed and looked at the mermaid skeleton on his wrist. When he has untied all the threads on Jiaoyue's body, it will probably be the time when she can finally rest in peace.
Yu Tu knew much more about what happened next than the comic readers.
In the comics, those who come to ask for the eternal candles are like twisted ghosts, the blood flowing from the mermaids is their red eyes, the grease of the mermaids is their white mouths, and under the blue-purple candlelight, it seems that greed has turned into human form.
The carnival and trade built on corpses is full of weird blood in the comics. Countless black ghost hands tore apart the beautiful and lively mermaid that once existed at the bottom of the sea, and in the end only a white skeleton was left, which was then sealed in the soil to provide a layer of bright and beautiful flowers and trees.
These pages were too depressing, Yu Tu quickly flipped through them, and only stopped when Jiaoyue and he left. There was no comic about the conversation in the Alien Bureau, and this chapter had come to an end, so it was time to start wrapping up.
Gu Hongying returned home in the snow and wind. Someone was waiting for him at home. Buyehou had posted couplets and the word "Fu" on the door, adding a festive atmosphere to the deserted shop.
That day, Yu Tu was pasting Spring Festival couplets at the door of the teahouse and felt that someone was watching him. It was not his illusion.
The comic book depicted the person who was staring at him, but it was only a faint outline in the snow and wind. It could be vaguely seen that the person was very tall and had a pair of horns like a deer.
…
After reading the update, Yu Tu habitually opened his memo and started taking notes. As he was writing, he suddenly realized a detail he had forgotten - where was Gu Hongying's "Shiraze Skin Seven-Day Limited Time Trial Card"?
Today is only the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, it hasn’t expired yet!
Yu Tu even had a strange suspicion—could it be that Gu Hongying had found some method to suppress his experience card? Tian Yan felt that Gu Hongying without horns, tail and wings was boring, so he might as well just omit it!
Yu Tu clicked back unwillingly, but found that the directory could still be scrolled down. It might be because his phone was a bit old and the network speed was not so good, so it did not appear before.
Yu Tu: “……?”
The name of his extra directory is "When Yingying has the Shirazawa Limited Time Experience Card".
It is obvious that it is not that Tian Yan forgot to draw it, but that he gave Gu Hongying a separate chapter with great fanfare, and even marked the time sequence, the first day, the second day, the third day... all the way to the tenth day, but except for the first five days, the other five days are dark. The sixth day says "being updated", and the seventh to the tenth days say "stay tuned".
Every day was something that Gu Hongying did after he got the Bai Ze Experience Card. For example, on the first day, his wings got stuck in the door frame and cracked the door. On the second day, he stepped on his tail and swollen it. He cried in pain while holding it. On the third day, he turned over and pierced the bed board when he lay down to sleep. He rushed out of the door with the bed board on his back to ask for help, but got stuck in the door again, becoming a "world famous painting". Then his parents who heard the news rushed over and took pictures of him...
This new addition is obviously a little New Year surprise. The comments are very pure and at a glance, the screen is full of “Hahahahaha”.
As for why Gu Hongying did not turn into "Bai Ze" when he went home for dinner and delivered meals to Shi Wan in the beginning, it was because under the threat of social death, Gu Hongying unexpectedly broke the ability of the special Nian beast temporarily and retracted his curved wings and tail. However, after delivering the meal and returning home and closing the door, all the abilities came out. Even because of his resistance, the seven-day limited-time experience card was directly extended to ten days.
If it's fake, it's three (?) penalties.
Yu Tu: “Ahem.”
He silently clicked on the collection button, ready to follow the update.
Then he took out his phone, found Gu Hongying's chat box, and interviewed the person directly—
"How do you feel about the Shirosawa Experience Card?"
On the other side of the conversation, Gu Hongying was rubbing safflower oil onto his still swollen tail with a grimace, sucking in the cool air as he did so.
Someone knocked on the door and Gu Hongying called out, "Come in."
His mother, Gu Xingzhu, came in with a plate of nuts. Under Gu Hongying's accusing gaze, Gu Xingzhu used the tip of his curved knife to crack the shells, which was many times more useful than a shell opener.
In less than three minutes, the shell and the flesh were separated. Gu Xingzhu left him a small handful as a reward, and then left with the plate.
Gu Hongying: “…”
He wiped his hands, picked up a macadamia nut from his small reward and threw it into his mouth, chewing while typing: "How can there be such a nightmare special effect!!!"