Chapter 206
Bella soon paid the price for her provocation.
After being poisoned by the juice of the desert rose, Olivia tailored a learning plan for it. Yu Tu didn't know the specific content. He only knew that after he spent fifteen days analyzing the three colors of green, red and black soil, he saw Bella during the rest period. Bella had long lost her initial smug and provocative look. Although her feathers were still shiny and it was obvious that she was well-fed, her eyes were dull and her back revealed a look of despair and sadness when she flew.
Analyzing "memory" is boring and difficult. Yu Tu can only think about it when he takes a breath. He is now supported by the belief that "as long as this month is over, he will be free, and he can go back and read about other people's daily training through comics."
On the last day of training during this month of summer vacation, Yu Tu nervously submitted his five-color soil information analysis. In the five-color plate with a diameter of ten meters, every bit of soil was carefully turned over by Yu Tu, but with the arrival of the DDL, he was still a little worried.
"The accuracy rate is 94%." The light golden light in Olivia's eyes faded, "Passed."
Almost as soon as he finished speaking, Yu Tu couldn't wait to pull his roots out of the five-colored soil. He has been maintaining the form of a small tea seedling for a whole month, and he is almost forgetting what it feels like to be a human being.
"You can leave now." Olivia said, "Do you want to notify your parents to pick you up?"
“No need!” Yu Tu shook his head like a wave drum. He was eager to feel the air of freedom. “I can go back by myself!”
He had not walked a few steps when he heard a loud rustling sound of branches and leaves shaking behind him. Yu Tu turned around and saw a poor desert rose.
Robert adhered to the rotten mentality of "it's okay to live, it's okay to die". He only analyzed the red and black soils in a month and is currently chewing the white soil. Every time Yu Tu closes his eyes, he can see that he is half dead.
Although Olivia disappeared at the spot, she was well aware of what was going on here. When the desert rose was gesturing crazily with its branches and leaves, Olivia's voice came from afar: "Don't help him cheat."
Yu Tu opened his mouth to say something, but then he heard Olivia's voice again: "Counseling won't work either."
The desert rose in the middle of the five-colored soil wilted instantly, a little water vapor spread out from its petals, and then it raised its branches and leaves and began to write on the soil that he had turned into a mess. Yu Tu looked closely and saw five crooked characters and three symbols -
【The Godfather Miser TAT】
…
After successfully completing Olivia's one-month "devil training camp", Yu Tu was met with concern and care when he returned to the Grass and Tree Tribe. Every elder's face looked as if they had written in large letters: "Kid, you suffered a lot outside and now you're finally back, you need to take good care of yourself."
After enjoying a round of loving feeding, Yu Tu went to cuddle with his brothers and sisters who had not yet transformed.
The gardenia became more and more lively. When Yu Tu went over, she was squatting in Elder Di Xiu's hands and playing the drum set. The petals were trembling and she seemed to be very devoted to it - this was her new hobby that she had just started a few months ago.
Clivia is still as quiet as ever, and has recently fallen in love with handicrafts. Elder Di Xiu had to customize several leaf protectors for him to prevent him from scratching the leaves when using tools.
Sister Mu Jing, who loves watching TV dramas, upgraded herself this month. She began to write stories stroke by stroke using a leaf as a pen. Her favorite thing is to force the clan leader to transform into his original form and be planted in the spiritual soil grid next to her so that he can listen to her reading. The Emperor's house was so disturbed that he avoided going to the cafeteria during mealtimes for fear of being caught by her.
My younger brother Miwu recently made a friend named Guixu through the network of the inner world. Under the guidance of this netizen, he has become much more cheerful. He is no longer obsessed with collecting flower pots, but has started to draw blind boxes and customize some strange peripherals...
Every time Yu Tu visited a cub, he received a warm hug. After a round of hugs, Yu Tu not only smelled good, but also received many small gifts, including but not limited to mini drum models, beautiful blank notebooks with patterns already pasted on them, small sachets he sewed himself, prototype stands of the plant tribe, etc. This round of hugs directly cured Yu Tu's fatigue from studying hard and training hard.
After washing up, he fell on the bed in his room to let his body, which had been tired for a month, rest. In the teahouse with the door closed, the figure of Buyehou gradually appeared in the air.
The teahouse has been closed for a month. Firstly, it was because Xiao Hui was not there, and secondly, Yu Tu’s academic pressure was getting heavier and heavier, so staying in the teahouse was just a way to take a break from his busy schedule.
Yu Tu first used energy to release a cleansing spell in the teahouse. After everything was refreshed, he used energy to cool down the teahouse. It was already early August, and the heat wave rushed in directly after the door was opened, as if it was going to roast people.
Yu Tu was a little confused. He remembered that it was also very hot in early August in previous years, but it didn't seem to be this hot. It felt like 40 degrees at night, which was really outrageous.
After opening the door for ventilation, Yu Tu lay down on his limited edition summer recliner, ready to open the comic to read the updates he had saved for a month. As he expected, Tian Yan had indeed updated three chapters, and the content of these three chapters started from the moment they boarded the No. 444 bus.
As soon as Yu Tu clicked it, a laugh of “Hahahahahahaha” came over him. It was clearly words, but it sounded like voice.
Yu Tu: “…”
The comic meticulously and mercilessly shows how the four of them hurried to get on the ghost bus, and how Gu Hongying was frightened to death by the hanged ghost behind him.
[Hahahahaha, they are so miserable. I have been in the comics industry for many years, and I have never seen such a group of protagonists!]
[This is no longer a crow's beak, it's a word spirit!]
[Tutu actually remembered to carry the Silence Talisman with him. What a huge psychological shadow he has!]
[The person behind me came back to tell you that the other three people felt that there were not enough silence charms! [狗头.JPG]]
Yu Tu quickly skimmed through this episode. This episode was full of their experiences that were hilarious to hear and even funnier to see. There were even many shots that could be directly captured and made into emoticons. In the real-time comment section of this episode, many comic readers had already started using them.
For example, the hanged ghost's tongue pulling Gu Hongying's collar means [The back of the neck that strangled fate.JPG], he put a silencing spell on Gu Hongying means [Please shut up.JPG], after Gu Hongying calmed down, the three of them looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief, which means [Escaped.JPG], and he looked for pieces of ghost corpses everywhere means [Experience +1.JPG]...
As soon as the real-time comments were opened, all four of them had emoticons, and no one escaped.
Of course, Gu Hongying is the most popular.
Yu Tu turned to the second episode update. A lot of emoticons were made for the second episode as well, but this time the big emoticon producer has changed. The big emoticon producer for this episode is Bella. The causes and consequences of a series of emoticons, such as Bella the black crow’s provocative words, silly cuteness, flexibility, and final failure, are clear and lifelike.
If the previous episode was filled with emoticons of the four of them, then this episode is filled with Bella's emoticons, with emoticons like [Crow Disdains.JPG], [Crow Relies on Fishing Power.JPG], and [Crow Overturns.JPG] dominating the screen.
If people in the inner world couldn't see comics yet, Yu Tu really wanted to show them to Bella.
From the second half of the second episode and the third episode, Yu finally found out what his "missing" friends were doing—
Gu Hongying was in a pile of rocks, using his spiritual power to condense a metal cone to carve words on the stone. Teacher Olivia asked him to make the characters clear, the strokes continuous, and the characters consistent in size and equal in spacing.
[I understand. What Yingying is training is control and micromanipulation. However, Yingying's metal cone is shaking on the surface of the stone like a person with Parkinson's disease... Can he really carve out a sentence in a month?!]
[The hardness of the metal cone seems to be comparable to that of a diamond. If the force is too small, the stone will be penetrated. If the force is too large, the stone will explode??? Are you a walking bomb?!]
[I was silent. I would never say again that I had hacked for so long and only got a little skin cut by the ice chain—how hard was the ice chain?!]
[Although it’s not quite right, I thought of a very vivid metaphor: egg carving…]
[Hahahaha, at least the egg carving tools are in hand, and Yingying's "egg carving" is controlled by perception. I feel like this pile of rocks has been turned into a pile of rubble by him [Subway Grandpa looks at his phone.JPG]]
[On the first day, a rock hit his head, but on the second day, he learned to be fully armed. It seems that Yingying is not a fool [Relieved.JPG]]
After watching Gu Hongying in the comics manipulate the floating metal cone while dancing and grimacing to avoid rubble, and contributing a minimum of five emoticons, Yu Tu finally realized that teacher Olivia's "devil" was equally directed at every student.
Gu Hongying was practicing calligraphy among the rocks, while Hao Zhizhi was thrown into the deep mountains and old forests. Olivia was like a ruthless NPC issuing tasks. Hao Zhizhi had a new task every day when she opened her eyes, and each one was more crazy than the last.
[The bamboo that Zhizhi had been observing for most of the day finally turned into a bamboo growing in the bamboo sea. Then Olivia's perception roughly scanned it and found that there was nothing wrong with it?]
[This is still good. Look at this mission—becoming a fledgling bird that hasn’t even fully grown its feathers and mixing it into a group of hungry chicks without being discovered by the mother bird… I just want to laugh when I see the mother bird constantly counting the number of her chicks!]
[Mother Bird: No? How come there is another baby while I am feeding it? ? ? When did I give birth to it? ]
[A day later, the mother bird was even more horrified because the extra chicks disappeared inexplicably again. Hahahaha———]
In addition to the above tasks, Hao Zhizhi's tasks also include turning into a fish swimming in the stream, but because her imitation was too successful, she was almost eaten by a bird flying down from the sky to catch fish; turning into a beautiful and strong leopard, but was spotted by other leopards and chased relentlessly; turning into a monkey wandering among the vines, and inexplicably got into a fight with a group of monkeys...
[Okay, okay, Zhizhi’s life is so colorful, it’s all things I’ve never seen before!]
[Zhizhi: Do you want this experience?]
[Zhizhi’s expression vividly demonstrates what it means to go from being excited to being terrified, then to having no desire to live, and finally to being disillusioned with the world…]
[Hahahahahaha, it’s because every day is so exciting!]
If Gu Hongying and Hao Zhizhi's lives were full of ups and downs, Eric's life was pure luxury - Olivia prepared a room full of materials for him, including but not limited to metal materials such as copper, iron, tin, gold and silver from the surface world, non-metal materials such as jade, diamonds and colored gems, common materials such as pear water grass and fire wind group from the inner world, and uncommon materials such as spirit storage stone and magic machine flower.
[Hahahahahahaha this is the first time I saw a look of confusion on Eric’s face as if the situation was out of control…]
[I also made an emoticon of Eric's heartache! From this, we can conclude that some materials in the inner world are really expensive!]
[Olivia, I have no objection to you letting Eric use fire aura to change the shapes of different objects, but you should let him learn the theory first! How can he just use these things directly?]
[Looking at the burnt pearls, the shattered rubies, and the shattered jadeite, my heart is no longer moved!]
[Although I know that the materials in the inner world are definitely more expensive, I have no idea. However, I added the things I am familiar with in the outer world for comparison... Thank you, I am already suffocating!]
[As Olivia said, practice is the fastest way to get a conclusion - a very expensive conclusion!]
[Money -1, Money -1, Money -1, Money -1... Congratulations on your critical hit!]
Yu Tu actually didn't have much idea about whether the materials were cheap or not, but from the painful expression Eric showed from time to time in the comics, he could roughly know the price.
Watching Eric's rapid progress, Yu Tu felt that even if Eric did not inherit the family business or work in the Alien Bureau, he would definitely be able to live a good life with the abilities he had trained. After all, there would be no craftsman in the surface world who could change the shape of a gem with his bare hands without changing the properties of the gem, without wasting any scraps.
After watching the three friends' difficult lessons, Yu Tu also understood why Bella was in such a hopeless state.
Bella is being taught math by Olivia.
[Bella (screaming meaninglessly): If a crow doesn’t learn math, it’s going to die.]
[Hahahahaha Bella is speaking on the big stage!]
[If there is anything in the world that cannot be forced, mathematics must be it!]
[The memory of death suddenly attacked me QAQ
If you can’t learn math, then you really can’t learn it!!]
[In math class on a summer afternoon, I bent down and picked up a pen, and I never understood anything since then... [Crying Cat Head.JPG]]
[See? Crows don’t even want to learn math! (Roaring like crazy) (Crawling in the dark) (Eyes red) (Grabbing Math and pressing him against the wall) (Pinching Math’s waist) (Questioning loudly) (Crying bitterly)]
When it comes to mathematics, the mental state of comic readers seems to reveal a kind of crazy beauty.
Yu Tu closed the pile of dark, creeping, red-eyed, and waist-pinching comments and clicked into the forum. The top five most popular posts in the forum were either collections of emoticons or ready-made emoticons for you to choose from. The most popular one was a post that taught everyone how to choose the right pictures to make emoticons that were either funny, fitting, or contrasting.
Yu Tu: “…”
Ah, it’s better not to watch it.
He quit Comic Site X completely and stopped focusing on updating it.
After returning his attention, Yu Tu suddenly felt that the temperature in the teahouse had risen significantly - there was only one possibility for this to happen, that is, the temperature outside had soared rapidly from the previous level, thus leading to a change in the temperature in the teahouse.
This is clearly not normal.
Yu Tu put down his phone and walked out. As soon as he stepped out of the teahouse, the temperature difference became more obvious. In the dark night, there seemed to be a faint glow of fire in the distance - as if something was on fire.
In the summer, it is normal for the wiring to catch fire due to aging caused by high temperatures. But what is strange is that Yu Tu did not hear any sound of firefighting, as if there was some invisible membrane separating the fire area.
Most of the energy vortex owed in the Void Gate has been repaid bit by bit with the energy provided by comic readers. After thinking about it, Yu Tu decided to go and take a look.
In case someone is trapped in the fire, he can at least rescue them. If there is no one inside, it is even better. He can put out the fire and leave directly.
After the experience of void positioning, Yu Tu became more proficient in the teleportation formation. A small silver formation took shape under his feet and quickly teleported him to the location of the fire.
After the transmission, an unusually high heat wave hit me in the face, and the flames almost engulfed the remote little villa, charring everything.
In the flames, Yu Tu saw a green ball emitting black smoke flying around in panic. After seeing him, it rushed over and hit Yu Tu directly on the chest.
"Ah ...
The tone sounded familiar. Yu Tu lowered his head and saw a green plush ball with a slightly curved red feather on its head and round black eyes.
The back of this green plush ball was burnt black, and a faint black smoke was coming out from behind it. Yu Tu could faintly smell a burnt smell.
It was Sanqing, the Sanqing whose tail feathers were burned by flames.
Sanqing hooked his claws onto Yu Tu's clothes on his chest and cried loudly: "Bifang is crazy! It's burning my butt!"