Chapter 222
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so handsome!!]
[I feel a strange sense of relief that my child has grown up...]
[Suffering is only temporary, but handsomeness lasts a lifetime!]
[He is handsome, but why do I have the illusion that his handsomeness will only last for three seconds?]
[嘤嘤(staring): Can you say it again?]
[Hahahahaha be careful or Yingying will crawl out of the comic and hit you~]
But no one expected that the comment "being handsome for no more than three seconds" would come true, because after the dazzling sword light, Gu Hongying fell to the ground with a thump.
That stunning sword emptied all the spiritual energy stored in Gu Hongying's body. The trace amount of poison accumulated from repeated injuries before suddenly erupted without the suppression of spiritual power. The poison was not too strong and did not cause a big impact on his internal organs, but it made his face swell up like a dumpling.
Gu Hongying, who was still immersed in the enlightenment brought by the sword just now, said: "......?"
[Hahahahahahahahahaha I knew Feiqi wouldn't give in so easily!]
[I really didn’t look cool for more than three seconds———]
[My face looks like baby fat now~]
Amid the mockery of the comic readers, Gu Hongying lay helplessly on the roof, his eyes, like cracked soybeans, filled with resentment.
The comic book added a Q-version portrait with a swollen face and silent tears next to his head, which made the readers laugh.
In the "sad" atmosphere, Yu Tu turned a page and saw the Marquis of Buye.
A dilapidated roof, monsters lying on the ground, dark bloodstains spreading recklessly, and... a young man lying on his back in the bloodstains.
One person is in warm light, the other is locked in cold light. The colors collide, just like two completely different pictures that were torn in half and then harmoniously spliced together.
If we ignore Gu Hongying's swollen face, the scene of Buyehou and Gu Hongying looking at each other in such an environment is worthy of being a poster published with the book.
[Ahhhhh my wife is also very beautiful today! ]
[Screenshot! Screenshot! It feels like a meeting of the century!]
[【Alert.JPG】Is the old thief Tianyan hinting at something again? ]
[Don’t be so paranoid and think everything looks like a knife!]
Yu Tu saw that the expression on Buyehou’s face in the comics didn’t change when he was examining Gu Hongying, except that his eyes were filled with smiles. Because of this smile, he looked more like a “person” with flesh and blood.
[Hehehe, I feel like my wife is secretly harboring some evil intentions~]
[My wife loves the cub very much, but that doesn’t stop him from playing with the cub. My wife must want to take some photos of Yingying’s dark history~]
[My wife is a big tea tree with sesame filling~]
From here on, the rest of this episode turns towards the relaxed and everyday life, sweeping away the previous depression and gloom.
[Come, learn to speak with me: You are so happy, so happy~ From this we can extend it to: You are so happy, so happy~]
[Hahahahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots! The giant panda is getting hungry!]
[嘤嘤: Remember what you said today, it will become evidence in court tomorrow!]
[Hahahahahahahaha, this update is finally not so depressing, the atmosphere before was so heavy that I didn’t dare to speak.]
[It is confirmed, my wife is indeed an old tree, because no matter how many clothes she wears, she will not catch a cold as long as she covers her belly - this is the iron rule of the adults in the family!]
[Even if there is no blanket, you must cover yourself with something. Your belly button should not be left cold.【狗头.JPG】]
In addition to Gu Hongying, the comic also briefly mentioned other people. For example, Eric, with a sour face, went straight to the bathroom to wash up as soon as he entered the dormitory. Hao Zhizhi, whose fur was caked with blood, was combing her hair. And Yu Tu... was rolled into a smooth sushi roll without a wrinkle. The style of painting was particularly different.
[Doesn't this background look like Kunlun's dormitory?]
[Although Kunlun's dormitories are luxurious, the style is the same. This is wrong!]
[Of course it’s not a dormitory, it’s Tutu’s own small building! [Sushi roll background screenshot.JPG] [Battle with the ghost groom at the window background screenshot.JPG]
Please call me Sherlock Holmes! ]
[If my memory serves me right, Tutu also participated in Kunlun's back-to-school competition, right?]
[I think I should ask my wife why this happened!]
[What are you looking for my wife for? My wife is busy being intimate with me. If you are interested, go and watch the summer special and you will know!]
[Hehe~ I just came back from watching the special, Hei’s wife is so cute~]
[I strongly recommend you to watch it! You will miss out if you don’t watch it!]
[Summer special it's really worth it! ]
Yu Tu: “……?”
What special?
He read the last update to the end and then exited the comic page. After refreshing the directory several times, a title with the same color as the single biography suddenly popped up at the bottom of the directory, which meant that this update was not part of the main content but a bonus easter egg.
When Yu Tu clicked in, the first thing that appeared was not the bonus easter egg content, but a barrage of comments that were so dense that it was impossible to see the comics at all.
[Okay, okay, the world is finally turning upside down as I wished!]
[I never thought such a plot could appear in a comic... Six!]
[I have a question, let me ask you first! Where does a man's child come from? Tian Yan, you have the ability to keep me in suspense, you have the ability to finish it!]
[Why does this technology only appear in comics? ! (Desperate roar) (Red eyes) (Dark crawling) (Gnawing gnawing gnawing)]
[The world really needs this kind of technology! Honey, please work hard on research and make this technology available to the world!]
[No, my eyes are full of greed! Urgent! I want to buy a secret recipe for men to have children for a large sum of money! Is it too late to go and worship Lu Shu now? ! ]
Looking at the crazy comments all over the screen, Yu Tu slowly typed out a question mark: "?"
He had a bad feeling in his heart. Could this so-called summer special be the whole story of his evil relationship with Tang Qingxiong?!
Yu Tu was so frightened that he took a breath of cold air.
His image!!!
With the fortunate thought that "maybe he guessed wrong", Yu Tu temporarily blocked the comments. The dense barrage of comments cleared in an instant, revealing the cover of the summer special - a teahouse with its door half-open late at night.
Yu Tu: “…”
The hanging heart finally died.
The special begins with a car coming out of the darkness. It looks like an expensive car driving in the night, its headlights illuminating the road ahead.
The car, blending into the night, drove further and further away, and finally arrived at the end of a street. At the end was an old-fashioned shop with a carved door that was not completely closed. A ray of warm light leaked out from the gap in the door, casting a long and narrow shadow on the ground.
A car came in the night and braked suddenly at the door. The door opened and a strange fat man got out of the car.
The man had a mask on his face, a hat covering his ears, a scarf around his neck, and a coat that covered his calves. What was even more outrageous was that he even wore gloves on his hands, as if he was afraid that others would see even an inch of his skin.
The man knocked on the carved wooden door, and the door slowly opened to both sides, revealing a layout that was familiar to Yu Tu.
The man asked, "Are you the Marquis of Never-Night?"
In the comic, Buyehou did not answer him. He just glanced at the tea table beside the man, and a cup of steaming tea appeared on the table out of nowhere.
Everything seemed to be replaying the past, except it jumped from reality onto paper. When the Marquis of Buye in the comic asked, "What do you want from me?", Yu Tu frowned.
I don’t know if it’s because the time in the comic is night and the lighting in the teahouse is not well lit, but Yu Tu feels that the vest looks a little weird. To put it simply, he doesn’t look like a good person.
In the comic, I placed two fingers on Tang Qingxiong's wrist to feel his pulse. The feeling that he was not a good person became stronger and stronger, and reached its peak when the vest said the six words "Congratulations, you are pregnant" in a leisurely manner.
In order to prove that this was not his illusion, Yu Tu opened the comments that he had blocked. This page was filled with comments.
[Oh my god! This is an explosion that I never imagined!]
[Wife, how can you calmly say "Congratulations, you're pregnant"! He's a man! Aren't you surprised when a man gets pregnant?!]
[There are hermaphrodites among plants. My wife should be considered... well-informed? Not surprised? Not frightened? Calm and composed?
【Dull cat head.JPG】]
[I know summer specials are special, but this is too special [The panda takes off its black eye and tries to see clearly.JPG]]
No one thought that Buyehou was a bad guy. Everyone's attention was focused on the explosive matter of the man being pregnant. And because of Yu Tu's bad taste, he gave Tang Qingxiong a heart-wrenching blow when he asked back a question, which was also recorded in the comic.
"The world is full of wonders." In the comic, facing Tang Qingxiong's disbelief, Buyehou raised his lips and smiled slightly, "I forgot to mention that you are pregnant with twins."
[Twins... My silence is deafening...]
[One pregnancy, two babies, literature reflecting reality? ? ]
[The one running with the ball is a dainty husband and wife, his physique is obviously not up to standard! Don’t lower the quality of our running with the ball literature! [Slamming the table in anger.JPG]]
[My wife is really calm. Is this the legendary saying that if you live long enough, you will see everything?]
[I can't wait to celebrate with drums and gongs. A man is pregnant. This is progress for the world and a major milestone for mankind! Let's award this pregnant man. It's so touching.]
Comic readers were extremely receptive to this extremely explosive summer special and gave it rave reviews. Yu Tu watched the entire process of his negotiation with Tang Qingxiong and did not see any negative comments.
As for the lighting in the teahouse that he was not very satisfied with, there were a few people who mentioned it occasionally, and all the comic friends who replied assured him that this was the method Tianyan used to highlight his wife's black sesame filling!
Faced with this rare scene, everyone took screenshots as usual, changed the wallpaper if necessary, and changed the screensaver if necessary.
Yu Tu: “…”
When the "man's pregnancy" incident was finally over, Yu Tu faced the persecution that belonged to him - Liu Jia and Song Tu came to his house diligently for three days to report on the matter and clear his eyes.
In the comic, Buyehou was sitting in front of the tea table, while Liu Jia and Song Tu were standing in front of him as if they were being punished. One of them was holding a brick-like book in his hand and muttering something, the effect of which was no less than that of Tang Monk chanting sutras.
[Laughing, I got rich overnight. I never thought that one day I would see my wife being beaten by someone while holding her head down. Hahahaha———]
[Let a tea tree that has lived for thousands of years learn human ethics, human medicine, human sociology, and human law—what genius came up with this trick?]
[Bu Ye Hou: I didn’t expect that at my age, I would still be taught a lesson by two against one…]
[To be honest, my wife has a really good temper. She doesn’t even look angry at all!]
[I not only want to watch my wife teach, I also want to listen to her stories! Since my wife can remain calm when a man is pregnant, she must have experienced something more shocking than a man being pregnant!]
[You are right! Then I will give you an ear!]
[I open my eyes!]
[I put my butt!]
Regarding everyone's generosity in giving away body parts, Yu Tu only had the following six points: "..."
He has not encountered anything more explosive than a man getting pregnant! It's useless to put pressure on his ears, eyes, and buttocks!