Chapter 244

When Yu Tu came around the counter, he heard Yu Yi yelling in panic, scratching his ears and twitching his cheeks, and the image of him looking more lifelike than a real monkey.

"Chichichichichichichi—"

Yu Tu: “……?”

Although he didn't understand, Yu Tusi was not panicked. He narrowed his eyes under his monocle and said, "Human soul and monkey body?"

Soon, Yu Tu heard a sound that could shake the roof of the teahouse—

"grumble!!!"

The little monkey in front of him widened its eyes in surprise, and then collapsed on the doorstep. After two days and two nights of extreme travel, Yu Yi's monkey suddenly experienced great joy and sorrow. He was so tired that he had no strength left.

Yu Tu grabbed the monkey by the scruff of the neck and led him to the tea table. With a flip of his wrist, a cup of steaming tea appeared on the table. The tea tree background wall in the backyard turned to ashes and the stock in the teahouse disappeared along with it. Yu Tu had no choice but to pluck some leaves from his own body to make tea, and then repeated the process of "brewing tea - picking tea leaves - drying - re-brewing".

The length of the plant including its roots is 2.05 meters, and it does not have many leaves. It is fine if you pull them scattered, but if you just pick one piece at a time, all its branches and leaves will fall off. That is why the tea served in teahouses now only contains water but no leaves, but the effect is no different.

Yu Yi didn't know that the Buyehou in front of him was feeling sorry for the leaves that had been plucked from his body. He stared at the cup of clear tea in front of him and began to wonder whether the monkey could drink it.

Of course, this thought ended when the aroma of tea wafted over. I wonder what kind of tea the senior Marquis Buye used as Brother Wei mentioned. Yu Yi took a deep sniff and the aroma of tea made him intoxicated.

Yu Yi picked up the teacup with his monkey paw and gulped down a full cup of tea. Only then did he realize the extraordinary nature of the cup in his hand.

The five-petal flower-mouthed cup is of different colors inside and outside. Yu Yi felt it with his monkey paw and estimated that it was an antique of considerable age.

Yu Yi: “…”

He put the empty cup back very carefully, and gently pushed it to the middle of the tea table with his claws to prevent it from falling - if it accidentally broke, he would not be able to afford the compensation even if he sold it.

"Do you need a refill of tea?"

Yu Yi heard the question from Buyehou who was sitting opposite him.

He really wanted to have another drink, but considering the expensiveness of the teacup, Yu Yi reluctantly shook his head.

Yu Tu looked at the word "tangle" almost written on the face of the little monkey opposite him. He smiled, refilled his tea, and pushed the teacup back.

"Don't worry about the cups. I have plenty here."

When Yu Tu first started cleaning the teahouse, he pulled out several boxes of exquisite teacups from the cabinet. The cups were piled in the cabinet and covered with dust. After he washed them, he found they looked pretty and used them directly.

Later he found out that it was an antique, but as Marquis of Buye, he couldn't sell the teacup. He wasn't short of money at the moment, and these vintage items were quite durable, so Yu Tu simply switched them around. After using them for more than a year, he had gotten used to them and had almost forgotten the concept of "this is an antique". So he was unaware of what a blow his words "I have a lot more" were to Yu Yi.

Yu Yi held his second cup of tea and shed two wide tears in his heart. The senior who was talking about Buyehou in Wei Ge's mouth was more powerful than he thought. He was saved! He didn't have to be a monkey anymore!

After drinking tea, they formed a good relationship and Yu Tu learned the name of the little monkey opposite. However, Yu Tu had no idea how Yu Yi's soul left his body and entered the monkey's body.

Shanyuan can only see the past that has happened. Yu Tu has no way of knowing what has not happened and what the person with whom he is connected does not know.

It is difficult to extract Yu Yi's soul from the monkey's body, but not too difficult. The tricky part is that Yu Yi's soul and the monkey's body show signs of fusion. Once the fusion occurs and the degree exceeds half, it cannot be separated without damage.

However, the possibility of a human soul merging with a monkey's body is almost non-existent, just as the non-existence of reproductive isolation between a tiger and a mantis is absurd.

After drinking the second cup of tea, Yu Yi felt that his waist and legs were no longer sore, and he could walk for another two days and two nights in one breath:

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Mr. Buyehou! Can you change me back?

After he drank the tea, Yu Tu was finally able to understand monkey language.

"It's no problem to extract your soul from the monkey's body," Yu Tu said. "Do you remember where your body is?"

“Chi…Chi?”

My...body?

A confused look appeared in Yu Yi's eyes. He only remembered that he and Yan Xi went into the circus to watch a show. After a few shows, he felt urgent to pee and went to find a toilet. And then... Yu Yi tried hard to recall, but his memory seemed to stop at this moment. He could not remember anything.

"grumble……"

Forgot...

Yu Yi grabbed his head unconsciously. Yu Tu saw the monkey's hair flying in the light. The back of the little monkey's head, which was a little sparse, looked even more horrible.

"If you can't remember, let's go to the last place you remember." Yu Tu comforted, "Don't worry, just think of it as a weird dream."

"grumble---"

I can’t seem to remember it—

Yu Yi raised his hairy face, tears welled up in his eyes, and he sobbed as if they were about to fall out in the next second:

“Chichi.”

I just remember that I wanted to go to the bathroom while watching a circus performance, but I forgot to clean myself afterwards.

There were no signs of tampering with Yu Yi's soul. Yu Tu speculated that it was because the fusion had begun, so his memory began to disappear from the last scene when he was still a human. If left alone, Yu Yi would most likely gradually forget his experience as a "human" and eventually become a completely intelligent animal.

Yu Tu raised his hand and drew a small cross-domain transmission array in the air. Silver spots covered with light green slowly spun out, forming a vortex as tall as a person next to the tea table.

"Let's go." Yu Tu stood up, "Let's go and take a look."

Yu Yi's tears froze in his eyes: "Ji?"

Go straight there?

He saw Buyehou nodded.

Yu Yi was shocked.

Is it really okay to just go ahead like this? Can the country allow unnatural forces to appear in the open?

Yu Tu didn't know what Yu Yi was thinking, but judging from the little monkey's expression and the sudden increase in energy in his body, Yu Yi probably had some strange ideas in his mind.

"No one will see us," Yu Tu explained. "Don't worry."

There were so many people coming and going in the circus, and he was more afraid of being discovered than Yu Yi, so he had already set up a shielding area in advance.

Perhaps it was because the expression of the Marquis of Buye was too resolute and steady, Yu Yi felt that the tension in his heart suddenly settled down - the big boss was not worried, so why should he worry about it?

Just like what the boss said, "Just treat it as a bizarre dream." This kind of experience is something most people would love to have but cannot even get to experience!

Although Yu Tu didn't understand why Yu Yi, who was shocked just now, suddenly became excited, this did not prevent him from taking the lead and stepping into the small cross-domain transmission array. After the dizziness, what appeared in front of him was a dim corridor. The headlights on the ceiling of the corridor were all turned off, leaving only a spotlight with very low wattage. The weak light could not illuminate the darkness of the corridor, and darkness breeds fear in people's hearts. At least Yu Tu could feel Yu Yi sticking close to his legs, making scared squeaking sounds.

"Don't hold my legs." Yu Tu whispered, "I can't walk."

Yu Yi uttered an embarrassed "chi". He didn't know why, but he couldn't help shivering when he came to this corridor, as if something terrible had happened here. He loosened his claws in fear, but still followed closely beside the Night Marquis. The dim light made him feel insecure, and he was very scared.

With a little tail like this, Yu Tu walked to the end of the corridor. The circus opened in Jiangyun City was very luxurious, and the toilet was also built like a large venue. There was a mirror in the middle that took up most of the wall, and under the mirror was a row of induction faucets.

Yu Tu raised his head and looked directly into the mirror. In the dim light, he saw himself and the trembling little monkey at his leg. The little monkey's expression was wrinkled like an old man's because of fear.

Yu Tu pushed open the door of the men's restroom and walked a few steps inside. He felt like he stepped on something. He looked down and saw a pink feather, which should belong to some brightly colored bird.

Yu Tu fumbled for the switch on the wall and pressed it, but the light above his head did not respond. He frowned slightly and whispered a lighting spell. In the darkness, a spot of light appeared in his palm, floating in the air, illuminating the entire toilet. In the cubicle at the end of the toilet, there were twisted shadows stacked on the ground.

When Yu Tu saw it, Yu Yi, who was only as tall as his calves, also saw it. If Yu Yi hadn't reacted quickly and covered his mouth tightly, he would probably have let out a sharp "ji".

Late at night, in the bathroom, and with bad lighting—these three factors combined make for an excellent horror film.

Yu Tu walked to the end quietly, with energy in his palms ready to go. If it was more than a year ago, his reaction would probably be similar to Yu Yi's, but after going through so many things, he has been trained and does not feel much fear. He is more thinking about how to deal with the next emergency.

As Yu Tu approached, the shadow cast on the ground seemed to move, and a heavy, strange sound could be faintly heard in the quiet space.

The toilet door opened from the inside out. Not knowing what was going on inside, Yu Tu didn't dare to kick the door open rashly. He placed his palm on the door of the cubicle. With his palm as the center, the door quickly melted and flowed on the ground like liquid.

The moment the scene behind the door was revealed, Yu Tu was shocked and speechless, because the scene in front of him... was really a bit weird.

Three unconscious men and two women were stacked on a closed toilet lid like building blocks. At the top was a tightly tied, struggling flamingo with bald butt and head hair. The struggling shadow on the ground originated from it.

The flamingo's beak was tied into a double bow with pink ribbon, which reflected a velvety sheen under the illumination spell. The ribbon also thoughtfully left the tip of the beak open so that the person who opened the door could see the small note in its mouth more clearly.

While Yu Tu was shocked, a monkey head with sparse hair peeked out from the side of the melting door. When it saw the scene, it was filled with confusion and shock:

"Ji?! Ji?"

What the hell is going on?! The one on the top is Wei?

Yu Tu met eyes with the flamingo at the top of the building blocks pile. He felt an odd sense of familiarity, and there were traces of a past good relationship on the human soul in the flamingo's body.

Brother Wei... Wei Ziming?!

After confirming the suspicious direction, Yu Tu used energy to explore, and sure enough, the soul in the Flamingo's body was Wei Ziming himself.

Yu Tu: “…”

As the saying goes, things never happen more than three times. This is already the third time he and Wei Ziming have met!

The first time they met, Wei Ziming was bitten by Xiqu and was covered in blood, with few good pieces of meat on his body. The second time they met, Wei Ziming got on the 444 bus by mistake and was bitten on the ankle by the ghost driver's head. The third time they met, Wei Ziming's soul was extracted and stuffed into the body of Flamingo, and the Flamingo's head and butt hair were plucked out... How can a person's luck be so bad!

Perhaps the shock in his eyes was too obvious. The Flamingo, whose struggle had been gradually decreasing, began to shed tears and then made a strange noise - just like the sound heard before.

Yu Tu let out a long sigh, waved his hand, used energy to lift the flamingo down from the "mountain", and took away the note stuck in the tip of its beak. Yu Yi had already stepped forward with great tact and untied the flamingo Wei Ziming.

As soon as Hui was free, Wei Ziming's tears fell even harder. He felt that he was really unlucky. Things had not been going well for him since that adventure. Although he had escaped danger every time, not everyone could endure such a life.

Just over a month had passed since his last shock, and things were about to calm down. He happened to see the promotion for the circus, which was written in a very fancy way. Wei Ziming was struggling with the question of "what to do next". After reading the promotion, he decided to do a live broadcast of the circus.

In order to achieve better live broadcast effects, he came to Jiangyun City where the circus was located two days in advance and prepared to watch the show in advance so that he could integrate the written script into the exciting highlights of the show during the live broadcast.

But he never expected that just by going out to watch a circus performance, the possibility of a living person turning into an animal, which was so small that the probability was negligible, would happen to him!

Waking up and finding himself turned into a flamingo, Wei Ziming began to wonder whether he should stay in a popular Taoist temple for a while to get rid of the bad luck.

No matter what a person says, it can't be so tragic!

Thinking of this, the flamingo howled even more sadly, and the little monkey scratched his head and flapped his wings sympathetically.

Brother Wei looks even worse than him...

With the flamingo crying sadly in the background, Yu Tu unfolded the note in his hand. There were no words on the note, only a silly expression.