"So they're connected right now?!"
After solving the fog problem in the willow forest, Gu Hongying sat in the passenger seat on the return trip. Eric and the others refused to let Gu Hongying drive again. Gu Hongying could only lean on the passenger window and observe the same black armored vehicle behind them through the rearview mirror.
"If you really have nothing to do—" Hao Zhizhi slapped a thick stack of papers on the back of Gu Hongying's chair, "You'll be the one writing the report for this mission."
Gu Hongying lowered his head, closed the window and covered his ears in one smooth and satisfying move, pretending that he was not online.
Hao Zhizhi: “…”
"Stop pretending to be offline here," Hao Zhizhi said. "You blamed Lily for the last report."
"I really hate writing reports———" Gu Hongying wailed at the top of her lungs, like a pickled fish tied up in a seatbelt. "Heaven and earth, please help me, Lord Heaven, show up———someone please help me write this report———Ah!"
Eric, who was driving, suddenly slammed on the brakes, and the wheels rubbed against the ground, making a harsh sound.
Gu Hongying didn't bump into anything during this sudden situation, but his eyes were already alert because he saw a special wave pop up on the car screen very quickly, which was a prompt that a strange breath was detected.
They took the same route when they went and when they returned. There were no problems when they went, but they were involved in new problems when they returned.
Hao Zhizhi immediately reflected on herself: "I've been lax these past few months and forgot to bring the short-term silence talisman. I really shouldn't have done that."
It’s obvious that after the barrier was broken, Gu Hongying’s “crow’s mouth” was not so powerful anymore!
Yin Li silently pulled out a talisman from her waist bag and activated it with her spiritual energy. She raised two fingers and flew it towards Gu Hongying. She sighed and said, "It's better to mend the fence before the sheep are lost."
As they spoke, the special fluctuations on the car screen became more and more intense, and the color kept flashing, gradually approaching orange.
"It's not a big deal," Eric concluded based on the fluctuations. "Let's get out of the car and finish this quickly!"
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[Ahhhhhhh, host, are you sure you have a completely yang body?! Whose completely yang body is so attractive to evil spirits?!]
[Brother, I'm not jealous of the money you make. You're earning it with your life! [stunned.JPG]]
[Your amulet only has three points left! Hurry and replace it with a new one! It can't even withstand a single blow!]
[Run faster, Rolls! The monster is coming!]
[Juanjuan! Run, Juanjuan! ! ! !]
The phone held in Wei Ziming's hand was filled with comments as lively as the New Year, but Wei Ziming didn't even have time to take a quick glance.
Wei Ziming used to be a horror game anchor with the account name "Three Mouths and Five Kings of Juan". Fans usually call him King of Juan, and some call him Teacher Juan or Juanjuan. More than four years ago, based on the strong recommendation of fans, Wei Ziming went on an offline adventure in an abandoned community called "Happy Land" in Chongming City, and was half-killed by a rhinoceros canal that escaped from the seal.
Fortunately, he was rescued by Buyehou, and he also knew that he had the legendary full-yang body that could ward off evil spirits, but... who has the physique to ward off evil spirits again and again, three times, four times, four times, five times, five times, six times, six times, seven times!
After that offline adventure, Wei Ziming seemed to have touched upon something extraordinary.
The switch he got was turned off, and his peaceful life was completely contrary to his. After encountering strange things again and again, Wei Ziming sincerely suspected that he had encountered evil spirits, so he decided to go to the temple to worship, but in the temple, he continued to encounter strange things. After many twists and turns, he was rewarded by the government for his bravery.
Wei Ziming: “…”
After the fifth encounter with the weirdness, he suddenly realized that as long as he kept his range of activities small enough and stayed at home long enough, he would not encounter weirdness again!
In order to reduce contact with people, Wei Ziming, who was used to eating takeout, even learned to cook for himself. After living peacefully for a year, he was finally able to return to the palace for the sixth time.
The barrier was broken, the inner and outer worlds were connected, the violent spiritual energy stabilized, and the variety of weird things also increased. Unfortunately, Wei Ziming encountered the world's first electronic weirdness - the ghosts in the horror game became monsters!
Wei Ziming was live streaming at the time, and the fans who were watching him watched helplessly as a strange, wet, pale, and rotten hand with black hair covering its face stretched out from the computer screen and grabbed Wei Ziming's face.
Wei Ziming kicked the computer in front of him away reflexively and tried to run out of the room to escape, but most of the strange things had a fixed area after they appeared. Even though Wei Ziming's reaction was fast enough, the door seemed to be stuck with glue and could not be opened.
The fans in the live broadcast room skillfully helped him call the police. Except for the new fans who were still worried about Wei Ziming's life safety, the old fans had already become indifferent. Everyone was even betting in the live broadcast room on how Wei Ziming would be rescued this time - although Wei Ziming was unlucky enough, he was always rescued!
When Wei Ziming was being chased around the house by a water ghost that crawled out of the computer and throwing things everywhere, his cell phone on the table vibrated. After kicking the water ghost, Wei Ziming quickly picked up the call and pressed the speaker button. Without even looking at the contact, he started shouting a series of "help!" and then... a shrill laugh came from the phone, which sounded a little abnormal.
Wei Ziming: “…”
He threw the phone away.
God is going to kill him!!!
After being scratched on the back by the water ghost and bleeding, the water ghost was affected a little and his movements slowed down. The mobile phone that was thrown on the ground as a weapon and shattered into pieces suddenly lit up the screen, and a bloody red shadow with a broken head crawled out of the screen.
[Hiss...why does this image look so familiar?]
[Isn't this the sixth-place winner of the horror image design competition from three days ago?! How come she's alive?!]
[This ghost's skill is making phone calls———]
[What the hell! Can a man-made ghost become a spirit?!]
What kind of shitty luck is this, Wei Ge [Dumb cat head.JPG]
The fans in the live broadcast room were shocked, but Wei Ziming was even more shocked than them, because now there were not one monster chasing him, but two!
After Wei Ziming was injured by two ghosts and unable to move, fans thought he was going to be in trouble this time and were preparing to play music and hold a funeral for him, but the two monsters started fighting because of the uneven distribution of the spoils.
Wei Ziming: “…”
Fans in the live broadcast room: “…”
Their attack hit Wei Ziming, who was rescued by the special team and once again successfully survived.
Wei Ziming himself was sent to the hospital, and his name was
The comic has been on the hot search. He was already very popular after the comic was exposed, and now he has become popular again in this weird way. He is so popular that everyone is amazed at how unlucky he is.
How could someone who clearly possesses a top-notch physique capable of warding off evil spirits still become like this?
After lying in the hospital for a month to recuperate from his injuries, Wei Ziming finally felt full of life. At the same time, a big pie fell on him - the Abnormal Bureau invited him to become a special member, specifically responsible for explaining the strange spots that had been cleared and popularizing knowledge related to strangeness to the public.
Even if the number of weird things increases, it is difficult for ordinary people to encounter them again and again like Wei Ziming. His reputation in the alien bureau is as high as thunder. After all, it is common to see non-chiefs, but it is rare to see them like this.
Wei Ziming took the offer without hesitation. After receiving the appointment letter, he tearfully called his relatives to share the good news—he, Wei Ziming, had made it big. He became a civil servant by luck and was getting a job with the government!
The basic salary starts from RMB 10,000, six insurances and two funds, food and accommodation included, business trip reimbursement, daily allowance...it's a really good position!
Wei Ziming finally understood. The reason he was so determined was for this day! He had endured a few hardships and suffered a few shocks to get a stable job. This danger was what he deserved!
Thank you Heaven! Thank you Quan Yang Body! Thank you Yichu Bureau!
So the special personnel Wei Ziming packed up his small bag and went to work happily.
I don’t know if it’s because he was too demanding before, but the year after Wei Ziming took office has been calm. Although he is still live streaming, his fans have changed from “I bet our teacher Juanjuan will encounter strange things in a few days” in the beginning to “Our brother Wei has finally come to the end of all the hardships, and I feel a little regretful when I think about it.”
This time, Wei Ziming did a livestream as usual, broadcasting a cleared mountain cemetery. He explained to the viewers online the important points to keep in mind when visiting graves after the world is filled with spiritual energy, such as not visiting graves at night, dreams indicating a high probability of a family member's death, and never talking nonsense in front of a grave...
Although he got the position by luck, Wei Ziming still cherishes this hard-earned job. He does his homework before every broadcast, hoping that through his explanations, the public will have more ability to save their lives when encountering danger.
During today's live broadcast, Wei Ziming suddenly found that the comments were becoming panic-stricken. His heart skipped a beat. Although he didn't see anything when he looked back, he still followed his first instinct and ran away. As he ran, he felt his back getting colder and colder. When he took the time to look back, Wei Ziming saw a rotting corpse. The corpse was chasing him nimbly, dropping maggots along the way as it ran. There were also many maggots drilling in and out of the corpse, which was seen by his 5.0 vision.
Wei Ziming: “Ugh———”
He shed two wide-skinned tears in his heart, which surged into a mighty river. For the seventh time!
It's weird that a good person has seven accidents in four years!
The fans in the live broadcast room called the police for him, just like they did a year ago, and their skillful approach was heartbreaking.
Wei Ziming was hanging amulets on himself as he ran. After becoming a special member, he had a lot of equipment that ordinary people could use. The Alien Affairs Bureau also gave him some more, after all, his luck was really weird.
Relying on the amulet as a base, and occasionally aiming to throw some attacks, Wei Ziming started to fly kites with the corpses. The fans in the live broadcast room went from being extremely surprised at the beginning to being calm and composed.
He also used gaming terms to instruct Wei Ziming on how to deal with it.
Wei Ziming's life was not in danger, and the strangeness of the live broadcast made it particularly attractive, so the number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and soon it reached the homepage, attracting a large amount of traffic.
At first, there was very thin fog in the mountains. As time went by, the fog slowly disappeared. Wei Ziming was horrified to find that the corpses were becoming stronger and stronger!
He originally planned to use the amulet to protect himself and use attacks to dissipate the evil spirit of the corpse. It was obvious that he had already succeeded for the most part, but why did the target become stronger instead of going according to plan?
Really unable to win, Wei Ziming thought for a moment, weighed the pros and cons and quickly decided to turn around and run away, just follow his heart.
So he ran in front, and the rotten corpse, which had become ugly, was chasing him from behind, dropping maggots. Wei Ziming felt a chill on his back, and there was a sound of wind from time to time - that was the slap in the face from the rotten corpse.
Wei Ziming tried his best to suppress the sharp crackling in his throat. The live broadcast was still going on, and he had to maintain his image! As he fled, he thought to himself that his physical fitness had been getting better and better over the past four years. He looked very healthy!
After using a forest as an obstacle and crawling through a narrow path, Wei Ziming ran into two people head-on. He looked up and saw that the one in front was Eric and the one behind was Gu Hongying.
Saved!
Wei Ziming flashed behind them with a speed that almost surpassed human limits, shouting, "Help me!"
Gu Hongying: “???”
Why is Wei Ziming doing a live broadcast in this place?
Having successfully escaped death, Wei Ziming sat down on the ground, panting heavily, but at the same time, he diligently took out his live broadcast phone and held it upright: "Huh - I'm so tired! Come on, come on! If you pass by, don't miss it, we're going to live broadcast you all fighting monsters!"
"This is us Yingying, Yingying, Eric is in front—" Perhaps because he encountered monsters too frequently, Wei Ziming's blood recovery speed was extremely fast. Before he could even catch his breath, he was no longer panicking. "Zhizhi and Lily have also appeared, wow—Tutu is here too!"
His camera turned and two people got out of the second armored vehicle. One was Yu Tu, whom no one had seen for a long time, and the other was a tall, thin, cold-faced cool guy.
Wei Ziming's eyes felt a little warm for some reason, and he said cheerfully, "The alien team is finally complete!"
......
That night, the incident that occurred during Wei Ziming’s live broadcast became a hot search topic, with the top three search terms being:
#It's so touching to see African leaders gather together after so many years#
#Non-qi is so strong that it can even make the dead come back to life. It's so terrifying#
#Wei Ziming: A man with a mysterious luck#!
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