Chapter 73
At eight o'clock in the evening, Yu Tu lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
Just as Sanqing advertised, accommodation at Miller Kerr University is in single rooms, with one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen, one bathroom, all appliances are available, and water, electricity, and internet are all free. It is as luxurious as a small single apartment.
The only problem is that the school adheres to the principle of "friendly communication and mutual help" among students. The Eastern and Western departments are not clearly separated as shown in the opening ceremony display on the playground. Students from the two departments live together in the same dormitory area.
These freshmen who had just entered the school were not familiar with each other, so there was not much friction. Instead, the tension between their seniors was so strong that it was about to burst into the sky.
Yu Tu searched again and again among the freshmen of the Oriental Department, but he didn't see Gu Hongying. He was a little worried, so he asked Fang Yi, the only senior he was slightly familiar with.
After he said Gu Hongying's name, Fang Yi's expression became a little strange, as if he was trying to hold back a laugh but couldn't hold it back completely: "Ahem... your friend's name is Gu Hongying, right?"
Yu Tu nodded.
"Your friend is unconscious in the infirmary..." He clenched his fist and put it to his lips, coughing, forcing the corners of his mouth to flatten. "He's fine, he'll be able to leave the infirmary tomorrow."
"No wonder you have such a good attitude." Fang Yi suddenly realized, "So you and Gu Hongying are friends."
Yu Tu: “……?”
What exactly happened?
"I'm not the person involved, and I just heard the story from him," Fang Yi said. "When he wakes up tomorrow, you can ask him yourself."
"We are actually quite curious as well." He waved at Yu Tu and lowered his voice, "Junior, come join the group. If you get first-hand information, tell us what you can tell us!"
In such a confused situation, Yu Tu was fortunately joined a chat group composed of senior students.
Of course, I used a special communication bracelet used by Miller College - the networks in the inner and outer worlds are not completely connected.
Because he turned into a tea sapling a few days ago, Yu Tu almost disappeared from the online world. No matter who sent him a message, his replies were very brief. It was only because he connected his mobile phone to an extra-large Bluetooth keyboard that could be tapped with leaves that he avoided being directly disconnected.
Although Gu Hongying's profile picture was lit, there was no reply to the message. Senior Fang Yi said that the person was unconscious in the infirmary, but it was already eight o'clock in the evening. In a few hours, he would have been unconscious for almost the whole day!
The time slowly passed nine o'clock, and Yu Tu was still not sleepy at all. Suddenly, he felt an unusual movement outside, like something flapping its wings, bringing out a strong airflow.
There were so many dangers encountered during the summer vacation that Yu Tu had developed a conditioned reflex. He rolled over, found a suitable weapon and held it in his hand. Only then did he realize that he was now in school, a very safe place.
Yu Tu weighed the solid wooden stick in his hand, opened the door and walked out. There was a small balcony at the front of the living room, from which one could see what was happening outside. As long as it was safe, one's curiosity could not be suppressed.
When Yu Tu walked onto the balcony, he discovered that there were two huge creatures flying in the sky. One was a Tyrannosaurus Rex with bat wings, with strong muscles all over its body, and its golden vertical pupils flashed with the cold light unique to an top predator. The other was an elegant fairy crane, with the feathers on its wings gradually changing from pure white to ink black.
Two or three figures jumped off the backs of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the Fairy Crane respectively. They barely stayed in the air and rushed directly into a dormitory building that was a bit far away. About a minute later, the people who went in flew out with some soft or stiff people on their shoulders, and fell back on the backs of the Fairy Crane and the Tyrannosaurus Rex respectively.
The last person who came out was holding two things that looked a bit like pots and tripods. They were quite far away and could not be seen clearly.
Yu Tu sniffed and smelled a strange smell, a bit like rotten Chinese medicine, and a bit like... hot pot?
Yu Tu: “……?”
Is there something wrong with his nose?
While Yu Tu was doubting himself, the crane and the Tyrannosaurus Rex had already flapped their wings and rushed into the sky, disappearing in an instant. After they disappeared, the lights on some balconies went out one after another - it seemed that the excitement really knew no national boundaries.
Yu Tu turned around and closed the glass door on the balcony. Suddenly, the bracelet on his wrist vibrated. Yu Tu clicked it and found the group of seniors he had just joined during the day.
"Gossip Spreading Center 4.0"
[The sound of the phoenix flute moved Hu Guangzhuan]: Lao Xiao, what happened in the dormitory area today? Why are the bat-winged Tyrannosaurus Rex and Xuantian Tianhe from the medical department here?
[Bat-winged Tyrannosaurus Rex, Xuanming Tianhe back view.JPG]
[Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao]: Ah Zhen is on duty today. She has already gone to check that dormitory building.
[Qu Zhong Fang Zhi Yi]: If I remember correctly, the people living in that area should be the sophomores, right?
[The sound of the phoenix flute moved Hu Guangzhuan]: A sophomore... that's not surprising. I guess he just took advantage of the fact that the dormitory management was not too strict and started to use his creative ideas.
[Xiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiao]: You sound like you weren’t a sophomore last year…
[True or false, true or false]: I have already arrived at the southern area of the dormitory where the accident happened... This really opened my eyes, how disregarding human life is!
Is your own life not a life? !
[The sound of the phoenix flute moved Hu Guangzhuan]: Ah Zhen, you need to change your habit of using idioms inaccurately!
[Dog holding a rose.JPG]
[True True False False True True]: No, I think my idiom is correct! You will never guess what they did in the dormitory!
They! Take! The! Crucible! Boil! The! Fire! Pot!
The cauldrons used to make potions in the west were used to make hot pots—
Ahhhhhh I'm going crazy!!!
[True or false, false or true]: The most bizarre thing is that they cleaned the crucible inside and out three times and were still worried about being poisoned after using it...
【The meaning is known only after the end of the song】：And then?
[True or false]: Then they used a cauldron to boil a pot of detoxifying herbs...
[The meaning of the song finally comes to light]: ...Do we have to eat this hot pot?
[The sound of the phoenix flute moves Hu Guangzhuan]: Hahahahahahahahahaha every year someone tries to use a crucible to cook hot pot, and nine times out of ten they end up in the infirmary———
[True or false? True or false? True or false]: Hu Guangzhuan, stop laughing. Teacher Xu just asked you to go to the infirmary to check on their poisoning condition.
[The sound of the phoenix flute moves Hu Guangzhuan]: ???
It's already past nine o'clock!!
【潇潇潇晓啭】: Lao Hu, you stay in the dormitory and tasks come to you! Tsk tsk tsk tsk, working overtime in the middle of the night, isn't that too bad?
[The sound of the phoenix flute moved Hu Guangzhuan]: In his previous life, he was struck by lightning, and in this life, he grows medicine and studies medicine.
…
Half an hour later.
[The sound of the phoenix flute moves Hu Guangzhuan]: @[Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao] Come quickly, the teacher is looking for you.
[Lucky in Disaster.JPG]
This group of seniors may have forgotten that they had added Yu Tu into the small group, and many weird things that the freshmen and sophomores had done were exposed in the group.
Including but not limited to "pulling out the ornamental plants in the flowerbed and planting improved ginger, scallion and garlic (sour ginger, salty garlic and spicy scallion)", "summoning the spirit of the pen to write the talisman class homework, but the spirit of the pen will not be ridiculed and will be angry and blow up the dormitory", "two people quarreled and used the stealth formation to sneak into the other party's living room and use boiling water to kill the fortune tree", "using the excuse of sending birthday gifts to get the enemy's birth date and cast a bad curse"...
Yu Tu originally entered the group just out of curiosity, but now——
Seniors, please say more, I love reading!
Yu Tu was grinning with a grin, but when it was twelve o'clock, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
The bracelet fell onto the soft bed with a "click", and everything in Yu Tu's eyes was magnified. He raised his hand silently and saw a tender leaf.
Yu Tu: “……?!”
How did he turn back into a tea tree seedling!
The messages in the group were still rolling, but Yu Tu had no interest in reading them. The small tea tree seedling fell backwards like a salted fish that had lost its dream. Its white jade-like roots hung down by the bed, swaying and wrapping around the summer quilt, which flew up and wrapped around the entire seedling.
Destroy this world!!!
Ten minutes later, because the air was not circulating, Yu Tu Miao hurriedly pulled back the quilt. He jumped to the bag and took out a small flowerpot from it. Then he used a leaf to find the spiritual soil in the bag and chose a pack of black pepper steak flavor and poured it into the bag.
After placing the flowerpot and covering the soil, Yu Tu Miao jumped into the soil and began to take root. The roots stretched downward and suddenly poked something hard in the spiritual soil.
Yu Tu: “……?”
He used his roots to roll out something from the spiritual soil. It was a small piece of paper.
[I calculated with my fingers, you must have turned back to your original form now. Tsk tsk tsk, I said you must bring the small flower pot~]
Yu Tu: “…”
After he finished reading the small piece of paper, it rolled up into a ball automatically, and with a flash of light, it turned into a candy and fell into the flowerpot.
The roots of the tea tree rolled up the sugar and tried to absorb it. Three seconds later, the whole tea tree sapling shook as if it had been electrified.
Lemon flavor!!!
Bah! Bah! Bah!
The little tea tree sapling spat silently several times before the sour smell got rid of it. He jumped out of the flowerpot again and looked through the other spiritual soils. Inside each bag of spiritual soil, there was a note made of sugar.
Yu Tu: “…”
The clan leader is really despicable!!!
The little tea tree sapling, stunned by the imperial house, angrily put away the bags of spiritual soil, and then went back to sleep in the flowerpot angrily.
After he fell asleep, the flowerpot suddenly shook slightly. This tiny movement did not wake up the young tea tree seedling—four silent small pulleys grew under the flowerpot.
The silent little pulley slid to the bedroom window and stopped for a while, then slid to the door, lifted up a small pulley, kicked the door open with a "click", then rolled through the living room, came to the balcony, and began to bathe in the moonlight and absorb the essence of the moon.
The unaware little tea tree sapling stood upright in the pot. If the current image could be visualized on paper, there should be a bubble frame with "zzzzz..." above its head.
The little tea tree sapling swayed its leaves unconsciously, feeling that this sleep was particularly comfortable. When he regained consciousness, what came into his eyes was the sun rising slowly among the mountains. The magnificent scenery of nature remains charming no matter how many times he has seen it.
But now, the young tea tree sapling obviously had no intention of appreciating this beautiful scenery. He first looked up at the sunrise, then looked down at his flower pot (the silent pulley had automatically disappeared), and couldn't figure out how he got to the balcony!
Could it be that after he turned back to his original form, he developed a habit of sleepwalking?
Yu Tu Miao was shocked!
Yu Tu Miao was very confused!
Yu Tu Miao quickly pulled his roots out of the spiritual soil, picked up the flowerpot with leaves, scattered the roots and ran into the room!