Chapter 112: Mom
Facing Gojo Satoru's discontented complaints, Geto Summer Oil said gently and sincerely: "I have a very good friend!"
Gojo Satoru gnashed his back teeth again, this time not because he was dissatisfied, but because he was trying hard to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth. He was genuinely happy to hear what Geto Suguru said, but he didn't want to show it much.
Gojo Satoru snorted, folded his arms, and raised his head and said in a arrogant tone: "Of course, after all, I am the son of God and the hope of the world of sorcery. It's not just very good, it's super super - good!"
But how could Geto Suguru not see what Gojo Satoru was thinking? He just didn't point it out.
Xia Youjie smiled and agreed, "Yes, so I will cherish my close friend Wu."
"That's more like it," Gojo Satoru nodded with satisfaction. He pursed his lips, thought for a while, poked Cat and Dog's head and said, "But, Jie, you're not bad either. You're a once-in-a-lifetime curse spirit operator, and you'll definitely be able to become the strongest, so it's not a loss for me to have you as a close friend."
"Hahaha, is there any question of whether this is a loss or not?" Xia Yujie couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Gojo Satoru said seriously, "Of course! You may not understand, but since I was born, people around me have always said that I am the son of God, the hope of the world of sorcery, etc. Although I also think so, I still find him a little annoying, especially...especially because I feel that no one can stand in the same position as me."
When he said the last sentence, Gojo Satoru's voice became softer.
Xia Youjie understood: "I can understand Wu's thoughts. Wu is afraid of loneliness, right?"
"No!" Gojo Satoru was still very persistent in this regard. He said stubbornly, "I'm not a little brat like Jie who is afraid of loneliness!"
Xia Youjie shrugged helplessly: "Regarding the 'little brat' thing... Didn't you drag me into this a long time ago? We are all the same."
"Uh..." Gojo Satoru choked, frowned and muttered, "Don't worry about Nozomi. She not only called us 'little brats', but also called us 'scum'. Do you still want to admit this?"
Geto Xiayou spread his hands and smiled without saying anything.
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows: "...Forget it, just think of it as that Naoko's judgment of various words is different from that of ordinary people. How could the two of us be 'scumbags'! We are the strongest in the future. We both have super rare abilities. How can she, an ordinary nanny, understand the two of us! "
"That..." Baichuanmu raised her hand and scratched her cheek. "Let me interrupt for a moment. In terms of the rarity of spells, Jie and Naoko's spells are rarer than yours, right? Although your spells with no lower limits are very powerful, and there is only one six-eye in each generation, they are all quite 'fixed', the kind that only appears once every hundred years? Jie and Naoko, as cursed spirit operators who can control cursed spirits, and nurses who can use reversal spells to heal others, are rare once in a blue moon."
Gojo Satoru:......
Gojo Satoru said sullenly, "Although what you said is true, Aunt Mu, but... but why did you say that, as if my six eyes and unlimited techniques are cabbages that can be found everywhere... I am obviously the Son of God, okay!?"
Xia Youjie couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then got a glare from Gojo Satoru. He covered his mouth and laughed, "Sorry, Satoru, I didn't laugh at you...hahaha...no..."
"You were obviously laughing!" Gojo Satoru said angrily, "You never stopped!"
Gojo Satoru blamed Geto Suguru while pinching Cats, Dogs and other cats' faces.
Cats and dogs: Meow woof?
He made a smiling face for the cute cats and dogs, and it was unclear whether Gojo Satoru was speaking to Geto Suguru or to the cats and dogs.
Gojo Satoru pinched the cats and dogs and felt relieved. He even muttered to himself, "This stupid cursed spirit feels pretty good to pinch."
Baichuan Mu listened and her hands began to itch, wanting to touch the cats and dogs, but Gojo Satoru was quite overbearing and simply grabbed the cats and dogs away and wouldn't let her touch them.
Although Cat and Dog are very attached to Baichuan Mu, if they are asked to choose between Baichuan Mu and Gojo Satoru, they will definitely choose the former without hesitation, even if Gojo Satoru tempts them with delicious food.
But don't forget that it is just a weak and pitiful curse spirit. Even if it has evolved from a fourth-level curse spirit to a third-level curse spirit, in Gojo Satoru's hands, it can only be a puppet that he can manipulate. It can be said that it is no different from a fish on the chopping board.
Gojo Satoru raised the corner of his mouth with pride, and used a technique with no lower limits to coil around the cats and dogs. Even if the cats and dogs got angry and wanted to bite him, it was useless. They could only get infinitely close to him but could not touch him.
"How is it?" Gojo Satoru gave Baichuanmu a provocative smile, "My unlimited technique is very powerful, right? How can it be inferior to Jie and Gaozi's?!"
"Of course Wu's Unlimited Technique is extremely powerful, it's just a matter of rarity. It's not that he can't compare to the other two," Bai Chuanmu consoled him, but he couldn't help but add, "It's a pity that Wu hasn't mastered the Reversal Technique yet, so he can't be called the strongest..."
Gojo Satoru was almost coaxed into submission, but unfortunately Baichuan Mu wanted to say something extra.
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, glared at Baichuanmu fiercely, and said, "Even if I don't have the reversal technique, I'm still the strongest! The reversal technique is just the icing on the cake for me!"
Bai Chuanmu thought about it seriously, and still felt that there was a big gap between Gojo Satoru who had not mastered the reversal technique and Gojo Satoru who had mastered the reversal technique. She said reluctantly: "Probably..."
Gojo Satoru pulled down the corners of his mouth and called cats and dogs even harder. It was obvious that he was a little angry.
Baichuanmu was helpless. She didn't mean to tease Gojo Satoru, but being too arrogant was not a good thing. Otherwise, Gojo Satoru would suffer sooner or later because of his character. After all... there would still be people in the future that Gojo Satoru could not deal with, such as a certain blueberry yogurt.
Cats and dogs cried pitifully for help: "Meow woof..."
Baichuanmu seemed to want to say something but stopped himself and looked at Xia Youjie.
After a brief hesitation between his best friend and the cats and dogs, Xiayou Jie decided to let Gojo Satoru bully the cats and dogs to vent his anger. He said, "Don't worry, Mom, the cats and dogs won't be hurt. Satoru still knows his limits."
Bai Chuanmu finally felt relieved: "That's good..."
However, when Gojo Satoru heard their conversation, he coiled up Cat and Dog even harder.
Cats and Dogs: QAQ
Cats and dogs are indeed a little bit pitiful, but Baichuan Mu is actually partial to Gojo Satoru. She looks at this "fussy" Gojo Satoru and thinks he is so cute. She wants to rub his head, but Gojo Satoru is now looking at the Unlimited Technique, and she has no way to rub Gojo Satoru's head. In fact, Baichuan Mu can't even touch cats and dogs now.
Blocked by Gojo Satoru's unlimited magic, Baichuan Mu had to give up patting his head, but it didn't matter. She took out her cell phone and took a few photos of Gojo Satoru, then she smiled with satisfaction.
Gojo Satoru frowned. Recently, Baichuan Mu's photo taking gave him a bad feeling. Somehow, he felt as if he shouldn't allow her to take photos so casually.
Gojo Satoru couldn't help but ask, "Aunt Mu, why do you always like taking pictures?"
"Well... cough, um..." Bai Chuanmu coughed lightly, trying her best not to let her guilt show on her face... wait, there was absolutely no need for her to feel guilty, she didn't take pictures to do anything bad.
"Hmm?" Gojo Satoru frowned even more tightly, and rolled up the cat and dog in his hands. Fortunately, the cat and dog was a doll-type cursed spirit and was more durable.
Baichuan Mu said righteously: "You have only one childhood, so of course you should take pictures to commemorate it. This is a very precious memory. In fact... I took more pictures of Jie, right, Jie?"
Xia Youjie nodded: "That's right."
Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes: "I don't think so. I feel like you've been mainly targeting me for taking pictures lately."
Baichuanmu shrugged innocently: "How could that be? I treat everyone equally. It's just that since you don't live with me permanently, I have to take more photos of you during this period. The photos and videos I took of Jie as souvenir records are several times more than yours."
Gojo Satoru was skeptical: "But... where is Nozomi? You didn't seem to take much pictures of Nozomi?"
"That's easy. I'll take pictures after asking for Xiaozi's opinion," Baichuanmu made an OK gesture. "If Xiaozi doesn't mind, I'll also try my best to take pictures, at least so that she won't lag behind you too much."
Gojo Satoru snorted. After the competition, he became more interested. He raised his thumb and pointed at himself and said, "Then Aunt Mu, you have to pat me more. I am the son of God. Even if my technique is not as rare as theirs, I am definitely stronger than them. I am the son of God, the hope of the curse world--!"
Baichuanmu nodded, but still couldn't help muttering: "So you like this title, Wu, but why did you feel a little embarrassed when Gaozi said it?"
Gojo Satoru choked and said angrily, "First of all, I don't like that title, it's just that I am what I am. I am just stating the facts. Secondly, there is something else behind what Nozomi said. Can't you hear it?"
Bai Chuanmu shook his head in confusion: "No, what's the hidden meaning?"
Gojo Satoru didn't really want to pay attention to Baichuan Mu, who in his eyes was playing dumb. He rolled his eyes and said, "If you like to tease me about this, go ahead. It's up to you. Anyway, I don't care. This is the fact."
"Hmm..." Baichuanmu thought for a while. Even though he didn't understand, he still took a picture of Gojo Satoru. He just happened to capture him rolling his eyes. At this moment, Gojo Satoru didn't look so arrogant anymore. Instead, he looked a little silly. Baichuanmu couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hmm?" Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows. "Why are you laughing? Did you take an ugly picture of me..."
"Ahem," Bai Chuanmu coughed twice, stared at the photo and thought for a while, then replied, "How could it be an ugly photo? Wu is always cute... No, I mean handsome. I recorded Wu's handsome moment, so I was very happy and laughed out loud."
Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu suspiciously, obviously not trusting her very much.
Baichuanmu had no choice but to show the photo to Xiayou Jie: "Jie, what do you think?"
Xia Youjie smiled and said, "My mother is right."
Bai Chuanmu lowered his eyes and saw the smile that his little cub was trying hard to suppress. He thought to himself, cub, be nicer to your best friend. Think about it, you have quite a few photos like this one.
But Bai Chuanmu certainly wouldn't say what was in his mind, as that would expose him.
"After all, Wu is the son of God, the hope of the world of curse," Baichuanmu put away his smile and said righteously, "and he is also Jie's very important companion, the best and only friend, so... there won't be any ugly photos!
Gojo Satoru was persuaded by this reason, and he was very confident in his appearance, but he still had some doubts about Baichuan Mu's statement. Gojo Satoru first put the cat and dog back on the ground.
He looked at Baichuan Mu, recalled carefully, and asked in confusion: "Then Aunt Mu, why did you hesitate for so long? There was a strange hesitation when you answered twice... That hesitation was too obvious! It's super suspicious, okay?!"
The cat and dog that broke free kicked Gojo Satoru, but because Gojo Satoru was still using the unlimited technique, the cat and dog's revenge attempt failed. It happily returned to Baichuan Mu's side, rubbed her legs and asked for a pat on the head.
Bai Chuanmu squatted down and touched the cats and dogs' heads, saying, "Well, I didn't hesitate for too long, did I?"
"Are you sure?" Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows. "Aunt Mu, you were hesitating for a long time just now... Humph, why can't you act in this situation?"
Bai Chuanmu curled his lips and complained in his heart, when did I become good at acting? At most, I can be a bit scheming occasionally... and this is all because I was led astray by Jie, the scheming fox.
Geto Summer Oil:?
Xia Yujie felt his nose was a little itchy, but he thought it was Gojo Satoru who was talking about him in his heart and saying bad things about him.
Gojo Satoru:?
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly and shook his head: "Satoru... you are really..."
Gojo Satoru was confused: "Huh? What happened to me?"
"It's nothing," Xia Youjie's tone was still gentle, and his eyes were very tolerant, "Don't worry about it."
Gojo Satoru:...?
I don’t quite understand…
Gojo Satoru's eyes fell on Cats and Dogs and he wondered, was it because he had just bullied them?
Baichuanmu rubbed the cats and dogs' heads and said, "When have I ever lied to you, Wu? I really think that the photos and videos I recorded for you were all well taken. They are cute and handsome."
Gojo Satoru thought, cute should refer to Geto Suguru, and handsome should refer to me.
So he accepted this statement reluctantly.
"That's more like it," Gojo Satoru nodded, his eyes falling on the cats and dogs, "But this stupid cursed spirit... Jie, you're not upset just because I played with it a few times just now, are you? I didn't really hurt it... Don't forget, this stupid cursed spirit has bitten me before!"
Geto Suguru felt helpless as Gojo Satoru still held a grudge.
Xia Youjie said: "I remember, Wu, it was Nitro who treated you at that time."
Gojo Satoru curled his lips: "I remember she treated me. Didn't I thank her?"
Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment, then hesitated and said, "Did you... say that?"
Gojo Satoru tilted his head and thought for a moment. It seemed like... I had said that before? How come the gratitude in my heart is not really gratitude?
“Never mind,” Gojo Satoru waved his hand nonchalantly, then pointed at Cats and Dogs and said, “This is not the point, Jie, you have to educate Cats and Dogs. In the past, I forgave it for many things because it was a fourth-level cursed spirit and was relatively stupid. Now it is a third-level cursed spirit. If it continues to be so arrogant, don’t blame me for being rude.”
Xia Yujie held his forehead and said, "Well, I will teach it."
For example, you can’t eat the snacks given by Gojo Satoru, and you can’t bite Gojo Satoru.
When the cat and dog heard their names, they looked up and their eyes met Gojo Satoru's. Their three little eyes blinked and there seemed to be tears in the corners of their eyes. They looked very aggrieved, but at the same time, they were still staring at Gojo Satoru.
This stupid curse spirit still remembers that Gojo Satoru had just used it for a while, evolving it from a level 4 curse spirit to a level 3 curse spirit. Its brain has also become clearer and it has become smarter!
Although this change is relatively small, cats and dogs can now understand that Gojo Satoru's behavior is not to play with it, but to bully it!
However, the clever cat and dog knew that it could not defeat Gojo Satoru. It had tried hard to attack for a long time but could not change Gojo Satoru's expression at all.
But now the cats and dogs have figured something out in their little heads. This big human seems to be more powerful than this small human?
The cats and dogs who were patted on the head by Baichuanmu seemed to have found a backer. They meowed fiercely at Gojo Wu and stuck out their tongues at him.
Gojo Satoru frowned, confused: "Is it...being mean to me?"
Xia Youjie spread his hands innocently and said vaguely: "Hmm... hum?"
However, for the safety of cats and dogs, he still didn't translate what Gojo Satoru said. Why did this stupid cursed spirit learn to take advantage of the power of others after evolving, and even shouted things like "Come and beat me if you dare!"
If Gojo Satoru knew what the stupid cursed spirit CatDog was saying, he probably wouldn't mind fulfilling its strange request.
However, even if Gojo Satoru didn't know exactly what Cats and Dogs said, it didn't stop him from scaring and warning this stupid cursed spirit.
Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow: "Huh? This stupid cursed spirit is really mean to me?"
Baichuanmu said: "Is it at the fierce level? Uh, it seems that Wu's deterrent power is useless against cats and dogs. It even made faces at you... Come to think of it, why can't cats and dogs be photographed with a mobile phone? I think the face it made just now was so cute!"
Xia Youjie said: "If the mobile phone is injected with magical power and turned into a magical tool, it should be possible to take pictures of cats and dogs, right?"
Baichuanmu sighed, "Indeed, but the structure of mobile phones and glasses is different. If you want to study mobile phone spell tools, you may need to prepare a few trial and error products... Well, the cost is a bit high."
Xia Youjie thought about it and comforted him, "It's okay. If you like, mom, I can let the cats and dogs make faces a few more times... The face refers to the tongue-sticking action just now, right?"
Baichuanmu nodded, so Xiayoujie gave the cats and dogs some more instructions.
After listening carefully, Maomaogou stuck out his tongue at Baichuanmu.
Bai Chuanmu smiled and said, "How cute~"
Cats and Dogs received the praise and stuck out their tongues at Gojo Satoru, but they were just being cute to Baichuan Mu and might have really been a provocation to Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru: ...I really want to exorcise a certain stupid cursed spirit that has no idea of the immensity of the world.
"Jie, what have you taught this stupid cursed spirit?!" Gojo Satoru glared at Geto Suguru.
Xia Youjie looked to the right with a guilty conscience: "Well... why don't you try to scare it? I don't know why it's not afraid of you..."
Gojo Satoru tutted softly and raised his fist towards Cats and Dogs. A blue-black flame lingered on his fist, and his eyes revealed a threat: "Hmm?"
Cats and dogs quickly hid behind Baichuanmu.
Bai Chuanmu smiled helplessly, turned her head to look at the cats and dogs hiding behind her, and sighed: "Cats and dogs... are so cute."
Gojo Satoru muttered quietly, "That's too cute, so cowardly and weak, and looks... just stupid."
"I think it's quite cute, and it has become even cuter after evolving." Bai Chuanmu had been squatting for a long time, so he stood up again and patted his legs, feeling a little numb. However, when he looked down at the cats and dogs, he was stunned for a moment.
Cats and dogs poked half of their heads out from behind her legs. This stupid cursed spirit even knew how to shrink the "cotton" in its body to make its own size smaller so that it could better hide behind Bai Chuanmu's legs.
Now it is so skinny and flat, like a hollowed-out cotton ball, and looks... not cute anymore.
Bai Chuanmu's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but mutter, "Uh... she was cuter just now, but now... she's a little creepy?"
The skinny cats and dogs now look like animated puppet cases? And they are still empty inside, just like the skin, with wrinkled surface.
Xia Youjie chuckled and said, "Cats and dogs, go back to your previous chubby form. Don't be afraid. Wu won't really beat you up."
The cats and dogs snapped and became round again, even fatter than before.
"Thank you, Jie," Bai Chuanmu smiled again, "You're much cuter now. It would be best if you could stay round forever. You looked so weird just now. It was a little creepy."
Xia Yujie nodded and made an OK gesture: "I will tell the cats and dogs to always maintain this form."
"That's good~" Baichuanmu said.
Gojo Satoru still seems a little dissatisfied with cats and dogs. These little creatures, relying on the protection of Geto Suguru and Momokawa Mu, meow and woof fiercely at him.
Gojo Satoru sighed softly, then raised an eyebrow at Geto and said, "Hey, Geto, don't mislead it. I will still beat it, but I won't exorcise it. Look, this stupid cursed spirit is protected by you, and now it's coming to bully me."
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly and gave the cats and dogs a few more words of advice, and then they became quiet again. It hung its head and hid behind Baichuanmu again, but now with its round body, hiding behind Baichuanmu was like trying to cover one's ears and steal a bell, as most of its body was exposed.
Gojo Satoru chuckled, and as if that was not enough, he continued to sow discord, "Jie, didn't you ask the cats and dogs to protect Aunt Mu? How come you are doing it the other way around? Even if they are pets, they should be guarding the house instead of hiding behind their owners like this."
Hearing this, Xia Youjie looked at the cats and dogs and nodded thoughtfully: "Well, I will educate it well."
Baichuanmu was more easy-going in this regard. She smiled and said, "It's not necessary. Cats and dogs are just mascots. It's okay as long as they are cute."
"No," Xia Youjie shook his head firmly and said seriously, "Since you like cats and dogs, I think it should be worthy of your love, instead of just living by being cute."
Baichuanmu was about to speak but stopped talking, but aren't cats and dogs pets? As for bodyguards, there is also the black shadow curse spirit hidden in her shadow.
Gojo Satoru said with a sly smile: "It's best to train the cat and dog well. Jie, don't be soft-hearted. It's your first successfully evolved cursed spirit. Cultivating it well is the true love for it~"
"Yes!" Xia Yujie nodded, "I will! Starting tomorrow, I will train it well. Even if it is a devilish training, it is worth it for cats and dogs!"
Bai Chuanmu looked at the cute cats and dogs and said reluctantly, "It's just a third-level curse spirit."
Gojo Satoru rubbed his hands excitedly: "Then let's feed it more Curse Jade!"
Xia Youjie also agreed: "There is no time to lose, let's do it now!"
So the two cubs rushed out excitedly.
Baichuanmu:……?
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