Chapter 123 The 123rd Mom
Although Baichuan Mu knew that Gojo Satoru would come back, he didn't expect him to come back so soon. It took three or four years for them to see each other again after they last separated. Unexpectedly, in less than a month, the cat Gojo Satoru came back again.
After sending Geto Suguru to school, Baichuanmu discovered that there was another Gojo Satoru in the store.
Gojo Satoru raised his left hand slightly, as if holding something, and supported his chin with his right hand. He seemed to be in a good mood.
Bai Chuanmu was stunned for several seconds, thinking that he was dazzled. How come there was a cat named Wu in his house? And...
Baichuan Mu put on the cursed glasses, and sure enough, there was a blurry yellow and blue thing on the palm of his hand... From the color combination, you can tell it is a cat or a dog. As for why it is blurry, it is because Gojo Satoru is playing with it.
The cats and dogs were spinning above his palms, their meows were trembling noticeably, and they looked so pitiful that Bai Chuanmu suspected that the cotton was about to be shaken out of the cats and dogs.
Baichuanmu was hesitant to speak, not knowing whether he should welcome Gojo Satoru home first, or rescue the cats and dogs first.
"Hey~" Gojo Satoru waved to Baichuan Muyang and grinned, "Aunt Mu, I'm back!"
"Welcome home," Baichuan Mu also said with a smile, "I thought Wu would be gone for a long time. What should I do? I haven't prepared anything."
"Isn't Christmas coming soon? I'm coming back to celebrate Christmas," Gojo Satoru threw Cats and Dogs to the ground with a snapping sound. Cats and Dogs angrily bit Gojo Satoru again, but Gojo Satoru was well prepared and had been using the unlimited technique.
Gojo Satoru pushed the cats and dogs aside with his feet in disdain, then reached out to Baichuanmu: "Where's my Christmas present?"
"It's not Christmas yet," Bai Chuanmu shrugged helplessly and waved to the cats and dogs, "Okay, cats and dogs, come here, don't mess with Wu... Wu, did it bite you again?"
Cats and dogs ran towards Baichuanmu happily, squatted in front of her obediently, tilted their heads and meowed at her in a cute way. This tone usually means asking for food.
"Tsk," Gojo Satoru said with a light tsk, "It tried to bite, but failed. This stupid cursed spirit... How did Jie teach it?"
Bai Chuanmu smiled helplessly and waved his finger at the cats and dogs, meaning no. Then the cats and dogs hung their heads, looked extremely depressed and returned to their own doghouses, curling up into a ball.
Baichuanmu recalled that when he opened the shop, the door was still locked. So it seemed that Gojo Satoru had climbed in through the window again.
"Wu, did you come in through the window again?" Bai Chuanmu shrugged helplessly and said with emotion, "Sure enough, cats don't go through the front door~"
"Hey, Aunt Mu, how do I look like a cat?" Gojo Satoru said angrily.
Gojo Satoru has now mastered the ability to teleport quite well, but when he came here from the Gojo family, he teleported a certain distance by flying for a while, and then flew for a while again. It is precisely because of this that Gojo Satoru's hair is a little messy now, with just two clumps of hair standing up, forming a small triangle shape, very much like cat ears.
Bai Chuanmu took out his phone and took a picture, then nodded seriously and said, "Looks like them, very much like them, Wu, you are the cutest cat in the world."
Gojo Satoru:?
Gojo Satoru threatened: "Aunt Mu, if you continue like this I will run away from home!"
"What if I take out a Daifuku?" Baichuan Mu skillfully took out a Daifuku, and it was Gojo Satoru's favorite Daifuku with edamame and whipped cream flavor.
Gojo Satoru snorted and took the Daifuku: "That's more like it."
Baichuanmu looked at Gojo Satoru happily basking in the sun, eating snacks and watching cartoons on TV. He thought for a while, then took out his cell phone and called Gojo Satoru's previous tutor: "Moshimoshi? Are you free now? I want to add an English class for my child...Ah, are you taking a break? What about double salary? Yes, yes...Okay, thank you very much, I'll wait for you."
Gojo Satoru stared in amazement as he watched Baichuan Mu perform a series of smooth and flowing moves. He suddenly arranged an English tutoring lesson for him and even offered him double his salary.
He also used his sharp eyes to notice that the next number Bai Chuanmu was about to dial was the number of his mathematics tutor.
"Hey!" Gojo Satoru rushed forward, snatched Baichuanmu's phone, pointed at her and said in a trembling voice, "You, you, you, you! Aunt Mu, I finally came back, and the first thing you thought of was to give me a temporary tutoring class?"
"How could that be?" Bai Chuanmu felt that he was innocent, and took out a tissue to wipe Gojo Satoru's face and mouth. When he was eating the Daifuku, the cream got on his face. "Look, didn't I give you a Daifuku first?"
Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, then asked, "First courtesy, then force?"
"Wow!" Bai Chuanmu said in surprise, giving a thumbs up, "Not bad, it turns out that reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms was not in vain."
Gojo Satoru tried to struggle: "If that's the case, why don't you let me study by reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I don't need an English tutor or anything like that! Of course, I don't need a math tutor either."
"No," Baichuanmu patted Gojo Satoru's shoulder and said earnestly, "The salary has already been transferred to the English tutor."
Gojo Satoru felt a little speechless. He asked, "So fast?"
Bai Chuanmu nodded: "If I don't have time to pay the English tutor, I will arrange a math tutoring class for you. You were concentrating on eating the daifuku just now, and you came to stop me after you finished eating the daifuku... You are not trying to refuse or give in, so I will arrange a math tutoring class for you as well!"
"Wait! No!" Gojo Satoru said loudly.
Then Baichuan Mu stuffed a handful of snacks into Gojo Satoru's arms. He looked at the snacks in his arms, swallowed his saliva, and was a little shaken. Compared with the delicious snacks, tutoring classes were nothing.
And the die is cast.
When Baichuanmu was feeding Gojo Satoru snacks, he pulled out his cell phone and quickly called his math tutor, repeating the same steps, but the other party did not ask for double the salary.
Baichuan Mu thought, he should prepare some tea and snacks for the tutor later, after all, it was a last-minute schedule.
Gojo Satoru held the snacks in his arms, pouted and muttered, "I haven't agreed yet!"
"Then put down the snacks." Bai Chuanmu said with a smile, "Put down the snacks, I can go back home to teach."
Gojo Satoru hesitated, thinking about running away from home with the snacks.
Baichuanmu rubbed Gojo Satoru's head and said, "The English teacher will be here in about 20 minutes. You can watch some cartoons now... You can also watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms."
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, hummed muffledly, and went to watch cartoons with the snacks in his arms.
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After Geto Xiayou came back from school, Baichuan Mu finally found out why Gojo Satoru came back in less than a month.
"Jie, we agreed that if I come back within a month, you should give me ten days' share of ice cream!" Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand to Geto, "Hurry, ice cream!"
Xia Youjie, who originally wanted to give his best friend a hug, fell silent and slapped his hand hard: "Ice cream is all you have on your mind--!"
Baichuanmu added: "There are also Daifuku lollipop puffs and so on. Oh, and a pineapple pizza."
"Ah? What's wrong?" Gojo Satoru looked confused, "Didn't you promise me?"
He is a heartless cat named Wu!
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This year's Christmas is much more lively than previous years. Not only are Naoko Ieiri and Masamichi Noctua present, but Naoko Ieiri also brought her grandmother with her.
They whispered to Gaozi's grandmother, who was the only ordinary person in the family.
Ye Moth said, "There are ordinary people here. It's not a good idea to use cursed spirits as Christmas tree decorations, right?"
Baichuanmu said: "I am also an ordinary person, squeak!"
Gojo Satoru was speechless: "...Why do you have to imitate the sound of a mouse when you say you are an ordinary person?"
Ieiri Naoko said, "Sister Twilight is clearly imitating the monkey's cry, right, Sister Twilight? No, Monkey King!"
"Uh..." Bai Chuanmu seemed to want to say something but stopped.
“Monkey King!” “Monkey King.” “Monkey King——!”
The calls of "Monkey King" came one after another. Bai Chuanmu was silent for a long time. Looking at the three cubs who called her "Monkey King", she chose to compromise helplessly. At least, Ye Mo Zhengdao did not join in the call.
Thinking of this, Baichuanmu looked at Yemo Zhengdao with relief.
But Yega Zhengdao misunderstood her meaning and respectfully called out, "Monkey King Teacher."
Baichuanmu: I’m tired, let’s destroy it.
"As for the Christmas tree decorations, this is how we used to do it. Isn't it pretty?"
The topic returned to the decoration of the Christmas tree. There are more than a dozen sparkling cursed spirits hanging on the Christmas tree now. Apart from being a little sanity-prone, it looks pretty good.
The eyes of the decorations can even blink! This is really a bit creepy for ordinary people.
But Ieichi Nozomi's grandmother couldn't see the curse spirit.
Bai Chuanmu suddenly realized, hit his palm with his fist, and said, "That's right, she can't see the curse spirit, so the Christmas tree won't look good to her."
Others: …it seems like the main point is a bit off, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it.
"Wu, if you can teleport, why don't you go buy some colorful lights? The store is not closed yet." Baichuanmu said.
"Alright~ Who told me that I'm the only one with the ability to teleport?" Gojo Satoru spread his hands, "But as for the reward... tomorrow and in the future, you are not allowed to arrange tutoring for me! I'll just play for two more days and then go back. Let me and Jeddo go out and fight some cursed spirits!"
Ye Moth Zhengdao said: "You wish. There are no tasks for you in the near future. You were too enthusiastic in completing tasks last month... You even rushed to complete level 3 and 4 tasks. It's really... Oh, do kids nowadays like to work overtime so much?"
Gojo Satoru made a face to Yega Masamichi, and before he got beaten, he teleported out and bought some colorful lights. After hanging up the lights, the Christmas tree sparkled and looked super beautiful.
Children and adults gathered under the Christmas tree to open presents.
Gojo Satoru: "Why is mine a cat doll? Aunt Mu, what weird misunderstanding do you have about me falling to the ground?!"
Baichuanmu spread his hands.
Suguru Geto's was a little black fox doll, Ieiro Shoko's was an owl doll, Noctua Masamichi also had one, a panda doll, and even Ieiro Shoko's grandmother had one, hers was a massager.
As for Baichuanmu...he harvested a bunch of monkey products.
Tired.
At least they didn't send her a real monkey?
Xia Youjie said: "Mom, I will definitely give you a real monkey in the future!"
Others: “Me too!”
Baichuanmu: ...
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