Chapter 36
Gojo Satoru considered it seriously, maybe just go home, or just go somewhere else to play... But he was also stubborn, and as the strongest, how could he retreat? He had to face the challenge head-on.
He chose to stay in order to prove that he would never back down at any time, not because Baichuan's father cooked delicious food.
"Yeah, I understand the reason," Bai Chuanmu listened to Xiao Wujiao Wu's explanation, "but can you please not talk while eating, and... maybe eat slower? Is there really no one who wants to snatch the food from you?"
"Tu Pu Si Zai He Lao Zi Qiang (He is not competing with me)!" Xiao Gojo Satoru's cheeks were puffed up and his words were unclear. No one knew how obsessed he was with calling himself "Lao Zi". He could actually speak clearly in this situation.
This "he" refers to Xiao Xia Yujie. Originally, Xiao Xia Yujie's speed of picking up food with chopsticks was relatively normal. Influenced by Xiao Gojo Satoru, his speed became faster and faster, and he even found time to feed the cats and dogs.
Cats and Dogs—the happiest fourth-level cursed spirits!
Baichuan's dad is a pretty good cook, as he went to China to learn when he was young. Most of the dishes he's good at are Chinese cuisine. Baichuan Mu has also learned a few tricks, but her best dish is scrambled eggs with tomatoes. The rest are just so-so... Oh, she's also good at cooking noodles.
As one of the three great families, the food, clothing and daily expenses of the Son of God must be of the highest standard, such as the kimono he wears——
Gojo Satoru is now wearing Koga Yugetsu's clothes. The sun is very strong in summer, so the clothes dry quickly after washing, and Koga Yugetsu's cursed spirit helps to dry them.
Gojo Satoru looked at the curse spirits blowing the wind and glowing, and felt that he had learned a lot: "So this is the power of manipulating curse spirits. Curse spirits can be used in all kinds of strange places."
Xiao Xia Youjie raised his little head proudly and said modestly: "It's okay."
Unfortunately, this simple and noble kimono was damaged during the battle between Gojo Satoru and the cursed spirit. The gap is not big, but it also affects the aesthetics.
Bai Chuanmu found the needle and thread, wanting to show off his sewing skills, and even took out the snow-colored silk thread: "Xiao Wu, how about I help you sew it?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru glanced at it and said, "Why mend it? If it's torn, just throw it away."
Baichuanmu: ...
"Excuse me, are you the legendary overbearing CEO? Or the kind of top rich man whose clothes are disposable and can be thrown away after wearing them once," Baichuanmu said, "Wait, if you are, then it's okay."
Xiao Gojo Satoru didn't quite understand what Baichuan Mu meant, but his intuition told him that Baichuan Mu probably didn't say anything good.
Xiao Xia Youjie advised: "Wu, don't waste it. When you were eating grapes just now, didn't you know that you shouldn't waste them?"
When Gojo Satoru mentioned this, he felt pain in his cheeks and a little stomachache. He smiled but gritted his teeth and said, "Jie, you are really my best friend."
"Of course." Xiao Xia Youjie showed a standard sinister fox smile.
Gojo Satoru didn't want to think about whether his best friend did it on purpose or not, so he waved his hand helplessly: "If you want to mend it, go ahead and mend it. It's only tens of thousands of yen a piece anyway."
Baichuanmu gently put down the kimono in his hand: "How many tens of thousands of yen?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru thought about it and said uncertainly: "It could be hundreds of thousands? I don't care about this kind of thing."
Baichuanmu narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru thoughtfully.
Xiao Gojo Satoru frowned: "What?"
Bai Chuanmu said calmly: "Nothing, I just wanted to sell you to the Gojo family...ah, no, send you back to the Gojo family, how much reward will you give."
The corners of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched, and he turned to Xia Youjie and said seriously: "Jie, can I really not beat your mother?"
"No!" Xiao Xia Youjie frowned, "Wu, we are the strong ones, we should protect the weak. My mother is an ordinary person who can't cast spells. How can you bully her?"
Bai Chuanmu didn't care at all about being labeled as a "weakling". Instead, he happily made a "yeah" gesture, as if to say "Wu, what can you do to me?"
Gojo Satoru felt a little aggrieved. Was it possible that he was the one being bullied?
But it's too embarrassing to say it out loud. The dignified Son of God, the hope of the world of spells, is actually bullied by an ordinary person who doesn't even know spells.
But in the end, Gojo Satoru managed to get back on top. While Xiaoxia Yujie was going to the bathroom, Gojo Satoru pointed at the torn kimono and said to Baichuanmu, "Your son tore it. Pay for it."
Baichuanmu:∑(￣□￣;)! ! !
Mao Mao Wu raised his little kitty head proudly.
However, he did not feel proud for long. After Xiao Xia Youjie came back, Bai Chuanmu "complained" to him. After Xiao Xia Youjie and Bai Chuanmu explained everything clearly, he did not say anything more. He just looked at him helplessly, smiled and shook his head.
Kogojo Satoru: ...Hello, can this Best Friend be returned unconditionally within seven days?
Then again, although the Gojo family provides Gojo Satoru with very good food, clothing and other necessities, they are, after all, an old and large family in Japan, and are relatively traditional in all aspects. Chinese food rarely appears in Gojo Satoru's recipes.
Therefore, the dishes cooked by Baichuan's father are all very novel to Gojo Satoru and very much in line with his taste. Because Baichuan's father took the fact that he has two children into consideration, he also asked Baichuan Mu what flavors the children like and cooked several sweet dishes.
The sweet-loving Gojo Satoru couldn't help himself. Only then did he realize that in addition to cakes and Daifuku candies, there were so many other sweets to eat.
The squirrel mandarin fish with a beautiful golden color and red sauce tastes crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and sour; the cola-roasted chicken wings have a rich sauce and tender meat; the fish-flavored shredded pork has shredded fungus, carrots, bamboo shoots and pork, which is sweet and sour; and there is also the candied sweet potato, the process of drawing the shreds is given to Xiao Xia Youjie and Xiao Gojo Satoru, and the two children have a lot of fun.
There are also many non-sweet dishes, such as cumin squid, scrambled eggs with leeks, lettuce with oyster sauce, and pork liver and vermicelli soup.
Even though it wasn't a sweet dish, Gojo Satoru enjoyed eating it very much.
"Are there too many dishes?" Baichuan's mother said, "Besides, Mumu, why did you ask your father to specially add a dish?"
The special dish that Baichuan Mu ordered was steamer-cooked soba noodles. She remembered that the little Xia Youjie in the original book liked soba noodles. She also remembered the ingredients for soba noodles: green onions, mashed carrots and mustard. She also told Baichuan's father all of them.
If Baichuan's father hadn't asked the children what they liked to eat, Baichuan Mu would have forgotten this.
However, I don’t know if he was led astray by Baichuan Mu, but Xiao Xia Youjie has no special preference for soba noodles. Like Xiao Gojo Satoru, he prefers sweet dishes.
"...I...am worried that Gojo Satoru is not used to eating Chinese food?" Baichuanmu said after thinking for a while.
Xiao Gojou Satoru, whose mouth was full from eating, paused for a moment and looked up: "Hmm?"
"Nothing, I just asked you to eat slower." Bai Chuanmu said helplessly, "Are you two competing to see who eats the most? Xiaojie, Xiaowu, you will feel uncomfortable if you eat too much. If you like, you can eat tomorrow. Don't overeat."
"Okay, I'll be careful to eat in moderation." After hearing Baichuanmu's words, Xiaoxia Youjie was no longer obsessed with eating with Wubi... Wait, are you two really competing in eating?
“Hmm…” After trying hard to swallow the food in his mouth, Gojo Satoru shouted unyieldingly, “Don’t underestimate me! I’m the son of God, I have a very strong physique, I won’t eat too much!”
Baichuanmu: =. =Does the Son of God still have this effect?
Xiao Xia You Jie pulled Bai Chuan Mu's sleeve. Bai Chuan Mu leaned over and Xiao Xia You Jie whispered in her ear: "Using magic is very tiring. Eating more can help you recover faster. The magic you have learned is called 'No Lower Limits'. Maybe your appetite has increased as a result?"
Baichuanmu narrowed his eyes. Is there such a setting? No Limits doesn't seem to have any effect on appetite, right? However, Baichuanmu remembered that Gojo Satoru consumed his brain power because of No Limits, so eating sweets could better replenish his energy.
From this perspective, Konishi Arusha's explanation makes sense. They are both sorcerers, so they should be able to understand each other, right?
Baichuan's father laughed: "It's okay, kids, eat more, it's the time when they grow up! It seems that Xiaojie and Xiaowu really like the food I cook, hahahahaha——"
Baichuan's father had a feeling of having found a confidant. Little Gojo Satoru and little Xia Youjie not only liked to eat the grapes he grew, but also liked the dishes he cooked. It was a pity that they were still children and could not drink, otherwise he would like to drink with them.
However, this does not stop him from having a drink, and Baichuan's mother does not forbid him to drink, but he should drink in moderation.
Baichuan's father poured himself a small cup and was about to take a sip when Xiao Gojo Satoru frowned and stared at him: "I hate this taste."
Baichuan's father: ...
Oh, by the way, the official book says that Gojo Satoru hates alcohol.
Baichuan's mother glared at Baichuan's father.
Baichuan's father sniffed in grievance and poured the wine back. When he put the wine back into the cabinet, he muttered in a low voice: "Sure enough... How can a little brat become a confidant? He has no vision! No taste!"
Even though Baichuan's mother was here, he still knew to lower his voice.
Xiao Gojo Satoru still heard the words "little brat" clearly. He looked at Baichuan's father's back, then turned his head to look at Xiao Xia Youjie.
Before he could say anything, Xiao Xia Youjie put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "Wu, you can't bully the weak."
"Humph," Gojo Satoru snorted, "Then you are also a 'little brat'."
Xiao Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Satoru, as long as you are happy."
Kogojo Satoru:......
After dinner, Gojo Satoru finally realized why he said "also". Wasn't this including himself?
Damn Jay! He actually chose to die with me!
Xiao Xia Youjie: =v= (innocent)
But this is not the point. The point is that the Son of God is not made of iron, so... Gojo Satoru has diarrhea.
He took a bite of cat noodles, ate eleven unripe sour grapes, and ate and drank a lot at dinner. Even an adult could not handle that.
In the middle of the night, Xiao Gojo Satoru went to the toilet three times, and Baichuan Mu also got up to get him medicine.
"Hey, isn't this the Son of God who has a very strong physique?" Baichuanmu handed the medicine to Xiao Gojo Satoru, "How come you are so weak after not seeing you for such a long time?"
"Tsk, don't think I don't dare to beat you, bitch."
“Salmon.”
"What do you mean...ah? Hey-Jay! Why did your cursed spirit suddenly go crazy?!"
Baichuanmu: =v= (innocent)
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