Chapter 55
Gojo Satoru looked at the cats and dogs that were trying hard to bite the air. Their "meows" seemed to become a little shrill. At this time, Gojo Satoru realized something belatedly.
"Hey, so you're not welcoming me, but trying to chase me away?" Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and flicked the heads of Cats and Dogs.
Cat and Dog were hit on the head by Gojo Satoru again. The frequency of its meowing became a little higher, and its mouth opened and closed, and its teeth made a clicking sound.
"You ungrateful, stupid cursed spirit! It's just a few years since we last met! Don't you remember how many grapes I fed you? And--" Gojo Satoru carried the cat and dog to his bedroom, "Look at what's written here!"
Although it was Gojo Satoru's first time here, there was a doorplate hanging above his bedroom with the words "Gojo Satoru" written on it and a pattern of a cat with white fur and blue eyes.
Xia Yujie's bedroom is right next to his. There is a houseplate on his door with the same three words "Xia Yujie" written on it, but the pattern on it is a fox with black fur and purple eyes.
There is also a house number plate in front of Bai Chuanmu's bedroom door, with her name on it and an icon of a little monkey.
Gojo Satoru pushed the cat and dog in front of his doorplate and asked it to read the words on it carefully: "See clearly? It says my name! What do you, the mascot, have to say about my going home?"
"Meow woof!" the cat and dog barked, and it was obvious that it was still very dissatisfied.
Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes and sneered, "I'm not going to argue with you, you stupid cursed spirit."
Then Gojo Satoru threw the cat and dog backwards, but when it was one centimeter from the ground, it hovered in the air and kicked its four paws a few times before landing on the ground.
"Hmph." Gojo Satoru snorted and put down his hands. He had just used the Unlimited Technique to control the cat and dog and let it land smoothly. "I am getting more and more proficient in my Unlimited Technique."
However, Gojo Satoru didn't have time to feel proud, because the cats and dogs that landed on the ground immediately rushed over and bit him again. This time Gojo Satoru was on guard and showed no lower limits.
You can't bite him.
Cats and dogs can only approach slowly but never touch. However, it is very persistent and will bite even if it cannot, and it firmly obeys the order to watch over the house.
Gojo Satoru snorted again, rolled his eyes, and simply ignored the stupid curse spirit, letting "it" hang on him. He decided to visit his bedroom first.
Gojo Satoru turned the doorknob, and with a slight click, a strange yet inexplicably familiar room appeared before him.
The room is not big, much smaller than his house in Gojo, but it does not seem cramped, but rather makes people feel very warm.
The furniture was basically all elegant pure white and looked neat and clean. There were a lot of Pokemon figures and a few monkey ornaments on the table. There were a bunch of exercise books on the bookshelf, covering all subjects from first to sixth grade in elementary school, and there were also a few copybooks. Gojo Satoru seemed to roll his eyes when reading them, and muttered "stinky woman" in his heart, but the corners of his mouth were still slightly raised.
The curtains were snow-white with blue dragonfly patterns on them, very similar to the kimono he had worn before. Although there was a soft mattress on the bed, it was not made, and even the mattress packaging had not been unpacked. However, there was no dust on it, and it was probably cleaned by Baichuanmu frequently. There was an oil painting hanging on the headboard of the bed, and the content of the painting was several white cats, very similar to the cats on the T-shirt he loved to wear that summer vacation.
However, he quite liked the pattern on the picture frame, which was a relief of a candy donut cake. Just looking at it made Gojo Satoru feel very happy and a little hungry.
Gojo Satoru, who had six eyes, opened the second drawer of the desk without searching. As expected, there were several boxes of snacks inside, including Oreo cookies, strawberry marshmallows, milk chocolate, and several lollipops, with a small note attached:
[Wu, I don't know when you will come to play with me, but I always have snacks ready. Don't worry about the expiration date. I will come to replace them every month.]
"You are worthy of being my best friend, Jie." Gojo Satoru grinned, sat on the chair, opened the Oreo cookies, and began to enjoy the dessert.
After eating half a pack, Gojo Satoru felt much better. He crossed his legs, took out a cookie, and teased the cat and dog "hanging" on his legs: "Want to eat, stupid curse spirit?"
Try to see that the cats and dogs at home are attracted by the syllable "eat", which may remind them of something, as if the person in front of them... has fed them food?
Cats and dogs are thinking hard with their little heads.
Gojo Satoru shook the Oreo cookie in front of it a few times and said, "Are you really not going to eat it? It's delicious. This is red velvet cake flavor, and it's a new product. Are you really not going to eat it, cat or dog?"
After the cat and dog finished thinking, they finally remembered who the white-haired person in front of them was. They called out to Gojo Satoru obediently: "Meow woof~"
Gojo Satoru then noticed that when cats and dogs were acting cute, their eyes were wide open and their pupils were bigger than usual, but when they were being mean to him just now, their eyes became oval... But this didn't make them mean at all, and they looked even more stupid.
The cat and dog even opened their mouths wide, as if waiting for Gojo Satoru to put the Oreo cookies into their mouths.
Cats and dogs have indeed become a little smarter than in the past, but this is mainly reflected in the aspect of eating.
“Come on, ah——” Gojo Satoru raised the corner of his mouth and pinched the Oreo biscuit as if he was going to feed it to cats and dogs. But when it was still one or two centimeters away, Gojo Satoru withdrew his hand and stuffed the Oreo biscuit into his own mouth, “Hmm… It’s delicious!”
Then Gojo Satoru looked at the three little eyes of the cats and dogs and saw them turn into ovals.
“Hahahahahahaha——” Gojo Satoru laughed out loud, “Bullying stupid cursed spirits is so much fun, hahahaha——!”
Gojo Satoru was laughing so happily that he didn't notice that the cat and dog's eyes were narrowed into a line. It stuck out its tongue and pouted at the half pack of Oreo cookies.
Cats and dogs learn a skill - spitting.
Gojo Satoru:......
Even though Gojo Satoru had no bottom line and the spitting attacks from cats and dogs could not hurt him at all, the half pack of Oreo cookies he had left could not escape the disaster. There were a few drops of water mixed with cotton wool on it. Although there were not many, there were one or two drops on each Oreo cookie.
Gojo Satoru clenched his fists, and blue-black flames burned on his fists, but the cats and dogs still didn't sense the danger and continued to meow and woof, and then Gojo Satoru flicked their heads.
"Meow, woof..." The cats and dogs' sounds were faintly crying, and it seemed that they were really hurt by the beating, and even had a small bump on their face.
"If you weren't Jay's cursed spirit, I would have exorcised you directly." Gojo Satoru rubbed Cats and Dogs' heads viciously and placed the half pack of Oreo cookies in front of them. "Eat, eat, stupid cursed spirit. You've eaten so much, but your cursed spirit level hasn't improved at all."
When the cats and dogs saw the food, they immediately forgot the beatings they had just received and started wagging their tails rapidly. After finishing an Oreo cookie, they rubbed their heads against Gojo Satoru's hand.
Gojo Satoru ignored it, holding his chin in thought: "Could it be that... Aunt Mu asked you to be a doorman? Otherwise, why were you so fierce to me? I just pried open a window and hit you on the head a few times. If you were a doorman, it would make sense. Although you are only a fourth-level cursed spirit, you can scare ordinary people, right? After all, your bite force is pretty good, it's just..."
But Gojo Satoru was a little depressed. As the strongest one, it seemed that he was tricked by a fourth-level cursed spirit.
"You'd better eat the packaging bag too! Don't leave any evidence behind," Gojo Satoru threatened viciously, "otherwise I will exorcise you."
"Meow woof~" This is a piece of cake for cats and dogs that eat everything.
After watching the cats and dogs destroy the evidence, Gojo Satoru nodded with satisfaction, went downstairs with a bunch of snacks, found a comfortable seat, took a few comics, read for a while, then felt that they were not as good as the cartoons, so he used his six eyes to find the remote control and started watching cartoons happily, eating snacks while feeding the cats and dogs with the snack bags.
Luckily, Cat and Dog are cursed spirits and can eat anything they want.
Moreover, the cats and dogs were eating happily, completely forgetting that they had just had a tit-for-tat dispute with Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru looked at Cats and Dogs and nodded with satisfaction. This way, no one would know that he had been tricked by a fourth-level cursed spirit.
It’s a pity that Baichuan Mushao collected the dark history of a young Wu, but she has plenty of dark history in her hands, so this one won’t make a difference.
On the other side, Baichuan Mu and Jiairi Gaozi also arrived at Xiayou Jie's school, and now it was still more than ten minutes before lunch break.
Baichuanmu gently pushed Jiaru Xiaozi: "Xiaozi, we're here."
Ieyu Naoko hummed, yawned, and stretched. Although she only took a short nap for more than ten minutes, she felt that she had a good sleep. Most of her tiredness subsided. She hadn't felt so relaxed in a long time.
After Baichuanmu paid the taxi fare, he got off the car with Jiaru Nishiko.
Ieiri Naoko sighed, "I feel safe around Sister Mumu."
"Hmm?" Bai Chuanmu blinked, "Because I had a good sleep?"
Ieiri Naoko nodded and added, "I don't worry about cursed spirits disturbing my sleep anymore... In fact, I used to be afraid that monsters would attack me while I was sleeping."
Baichuanmu looked down at the shadow under her feet. Now that she was not wearing the magic glasses, she could not see the eyes on the shadow. She couldn't help but sigh, "Not being able to see has its advantages."
Ieiri Naoko was slightly stunned and looked up at the people coming and going. They did not notice that there were eyes in Baichuanmu's shadow. They were "ignorant", but indeed quite happy.
Originally, Naoko Ieiri didn't care about all this. She just hoped that those monsters would not interfere with her life. She didn't like to get involved in these things.
But... things are different now.
"But now I feel that being able to see has its advantages." Jialili Glass said with a smile, holding Baichuanmu's hand tightly, "Because I am not alone."
Ieichiro Nozomi, who was casual about most things, seemed to have found something she wanted to rely on, or in other words, understood what a companion was.
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