Chapter 97
Gojo Satoru and Baichuan Mu argued for a long time about the usage of "moon" and "sun". He held the view that the usage of "10moon 24sun" was also acceptable and very innovative and interesting. Besides, didn't Baichuan Mu understand it?
Baichuanmu: ...
Baichuan Mu turned a deaf ear to Gojo Satoru's sophistry and firmly defended the right of every cat to go to school.
Baichuanmu pressed Gojo Satoru's head and said, "Don't struggle, this tutor is fixed."
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, looking very unconvinced: "I want to run away from home."
Baichuan Mu held his forehead with his hand, trying to use Geto Xiayou to comfort Gojo Satoru: "Well, at least you only have to attend classes for three hours a day, while Geto has to attend classes for the whole day."
Gojo Satoru seemed to be thinking about something. This was a much better comparison, but he corrected himself, "To be precise, it's half a day. Jie doesn't come back after school in the afternoon... Or, Aunt Mu, can you let Jie go to school for 24 hours? In that case, I'm willing to attend three hours of class every day, and I'll be very serious."
Geto Suguru, who went to educate cats and dogs, sneezed.
Xia Youjie wiped his nose and asked doubtfully, "Could it be that the cats and dogs knew they were going to get beaten and were saying bad things about me?"
Not much different.
"..." Baichuanmu was silent for a while. She looked at Gojo Satoru, who was smiling brightly and seemed innocent, and sighed. Then Baichuanmu bent her fingers and tapped his head gently, "Stop, you can't be so stupid so early. Satoru, he is your best friend, don't be so unkind."
"Ouch!" Although it didn't hurt at all, Gojo Satoru still pretended to cry out in pain and covered his forehead. He wondered, "What the hell?"
"There is a Pokémon named Cat Satoru, who will evolve into a Chicken Cat." Baichuanmu said nonsense in a serious manner.
"Is there any Pokémon with this name?" Gojo Satoru muttered, but he quickly realized that this Pokémon was talking about him, because Baichuan Mu was looking at him with a smile.
Mao Mao Wu got angry and said, "I told you I'm not a cat! How do I look like a cat?!"
Baichuanmu actually had a few photos of white-haired cats saved in her phone. Some had blue eyes, and some had heterochromatic eyes. She happily shared the photos with Maomao Wu: "Look, isn't this cat very cute? It's the same as you, with white fur and blue eyes. Oh, look at this one, it has heterochromatic eyes, one eye is green, and the other is blue. It's so beautiful. This puppet is also a beauty, although it's different from you..."
As Baichuanmu showed him the photos, Mao Maowu's expression gradually transitioned from "I'm not a cat" to "You actually have other cats outside."
The more Mao Mao Wu looked at it, the angrier he became: "Forget about the white cat, but why is there a ragdoll cat!?"
Baichuanmu didn't notice the cat Wu's little emotion. She was not ashamed of it, but proud of it. Maybe she just wanted to share cats. Baichuanmu nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, I love everyone. There are also orange cats, calico cats, short-legged cats... Hey, hey? Wu, why are you going out now?"
Gojo Satoru opened the door and announced, "I'm going to run away from home."
After she finished speaking, Gojo Satoru was still staring at Baichuan Mu, as if waiting for her to say something, but Baichuan Mu was a little dull and still immersed in cats. Baichuan Mu was thinking that after Geto Suguru went to school, she would leave Gojo Satoru to the tutor and then secretly go to the cat cafe to pet cats... Should she bring the cats and dogs with her?
Gojo Satoru waited for a while, and when Baichuan Mu didn't respond, he gritted his teeth and repeated viciously: "I'm going to run away from home!"
"Ah..." Bai Chuanmu came back to his senses, his mouth moving faster than his brain, "Okay~"
Gojo Satoru:?
Baichuanmu: ...
Bai Chuanmu, who had finally come to his senses, scratched his face awkwardly, looking at Gojo Satoru whose hair was standing on end, and thought, was it necessary for you to use cursed power to create the limit of your hair standing on end with anger?
"Ahem," Bai Chuanmu coughed lightly, trying to find a way to remedy the situation, "If you didn't run away from home, you would only need two and a half hours of tutoring every day."
“…Two hours.”
"Can."
"After class I also want to have ice cream, the tri-flavor kind, and it's not included in my daily ice cream allowance."
"make a deal!"
Baichuanmu raised his hand and high-fived Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru thought proudly, not only did I shorten my daily class time, but I also got extra ice cream. If I tell Jay about this, he will definitely be very envious of me.
Bai Chuanmu thought that the cub was really easy to coax.
She originally wanted to say two hours, but she said three hours just to give Wu room for bargaining. Now he seems to feel like he got a great bargain.
After Gojo Satoru boasted in his heart, he was still not satisfied and wanted to go find Geto to show off. He pushed the English dictionary aside and jumped off the chair: "I'll go find Geto..."
Before he could run two steps, Bai Chuanmu pulled him back: "Wait, you haven't finished your English composition yet!"
Gojo Satoru widened his eyes and looked at her in disbelief. He had clearly been sentenced to "death", so did he still need to continue writing?
Baichuan Mu put Gojo Satoru back on the chair and put the pen in his hand: "We have to let the tutor know your level."
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips and looked at the words "10moon 24sun" written on the paper. He raised his pen and made two strong strokes under this sentence: "Isn't this enough to prove my level?"
"...I really don't know whether to say that you are self-aware or overconfident." Bai Chuanmu said helplessly.
“Hmph!” Gojo Satoru threw away his pen, snorted, and crossed his arms, saying, “That’s it…”
Baichuanmu blinked and sighed softly: "Forget it, after all, Wu, you are still young, it is normal that you can't write an English composition... although Jie can already write it."
Gojo Satoru's left eye twitched slightly: "Huh?"
Bai Chuanmu smiled and said, "It's okay, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter if you can't do it."
The corner of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched, and he grabbed the pen he had thrown away. "Who said I can't do it? Don't underestimate me! I just think this is too simple!"
"Is that so? Then come on, Wu. It's okay if you want to give up." Baichuanmu's smile became more and more intense, and she wanted to show off. She was able to teach the scheming fox Jie, and although she was a little stupid, stupidity and scheming were not contradictory, right? What's more, this was just a simple provocation. Unexpectedly, Wujo Wu actually took the bait.
"I told you, don't underestimate me." Gojo Satoru snorted and began to look through the English dictionary, working hard on his English composition. "Hmm... How do you write the word cursed spirit?"
Baichuan Mu asked doubtfully, "Are you going to include the curse spirit as well?"
Gojo Satoru said confidently, "Didn't you say you wanted to write a diary?"
"...There's no need to be so pragmatic. After all, the tutor I find for you should be an ordinary person." Baichuanmu thought for a moment, and her eyes fell on the beginning of Gojo Satoru's composition. This stubborn cat didn't seem to intend to revise it. She pouted and said, "Just use monster instead. Look it up in the dictionary yourself."
Gojo Satoru snorted in dissatisfaction, but still obediently flipped through the dictionary.
Baichuanmu thought about it and decided to tell a white lie to the tutor. He told him that the title of the composition was "Daily Adventures in Another World". Not only could he cover up the second-year description of the battle, but he could also cover up the beginning that Gojo Satoru was unwilling to modify. "10moon 24sun", ten moons and twenty-four suns, seemed much more reasonable in another world.
While Gojo Satoru was still writing an English composition, Geto Suguru had already found the cat and dog. It would be more accurate to say that he had walked into a trap rather than finding them.
This stupid cursed spirit seemed to have become a little smarter, but only a little. After Cats and Dogs ate the stool and the orange tree, they slept soundly for most of the day. Then, when they felt that Geto Suguru was about to come back, they hid under Gojo Satoru's bed with a guilty conscience.
I know how to hide, but I don’t know how to hide forever. Although hiding is useless, it shouldn’t be like this.
"Cats, dogs."
When Xia Yujie went upstairs and called out, the cats and dogs immediately stretched out their short legs and ran to Xia Yujie, wagging their tails, completely forgetting why they had been hiding under Gojo Satoru's bed. They now meowed and woofed at Xia Yujie foolishly, and even rubbed against his trouser legs.
Xia Yujie could hear what the cursed spirits he had subdued were saying, and even knew what they were thinking. Now the cats and dogs came over to act cute, not to apologize out of guilt or to please him, but to ask for food. He even ordered cat strips.
"Oh, your mother really spoils you too much." Xia Youjie was somewhat helpless. He squatted down and knocked the cat and dog on the head twice. He didn't use too much force, but it made them dizzy.
After getting beaten, the stupid cursed spirit Cat and Dog lay on the ground with its tail between its legs, looking aggrieved, and made a "meow woof" sound that was almost like a whimper.
Xia Youjie was not soft-hearted and tapped its head twice, not too hard or too lightly: "Remember, you are not allowed to eat anything without my and mom's permission. If you do this again... don't blame me for being cruel."
Cats and dogs nodded slightly: "Meow, woof."
"That's right," Xia Youjie rubbed Cats and Dogs' heads. He now vaguely realized that his mother was a little afraid of scary cursed spirits. Ugly and cute types like Cats and Dogs were more to her liking. "Alas, it's a pity that cursed spirits like you are not very strong. The strong ones are too big. I really want to get a strong, cute and petite cursed spirit for my mother... Oh, I almost forgot."
Xia Youjie touched the backpack he was still carrying, and when he squatted down, the cursed jades inside poked him, making him feel uncomfortable. He didn't want to eat these low-level cursed jades. After all, they were all the lowest-level ones. Although there were a few close to level four mixed in, there was no need to tame them. He also didn't plan to exorcise these temporarily sealed cursed jades.
He collected these for experiments. Since the giant snake curse spirit can eat the "eggs" to recover from its injuries and even gain power from them, what would happen if the curse spirit he tamed ate them?
Xia Yujie searched in his bag and, to be on the safe side, chose a cursed jade with a weaker aura. The fly head sealed in this cursed jade was the last in the pile.
"Come," Xia Youjie brought the Curse Jade to Cats and Dogs, "Da Lang, it's time to take the medicine... No, Cats and Dogs, try it."
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