Chapter 6 The Tragic Experience of the Miserable Monkey
Mu Li looked at the rising number of people and the people who kept coming in.
In a blink of an eye, there were thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room. Mu Li smiled sweetly at the screen.
"Welcome everyone."
[What a beautiful lady, lady, is this just a live broadcast? ]
[Why is the light so dim here? It affects my ability to see beautiful women]
[She looks like my wife, where are you, wife? I'll go find you. ]
...
People who came in one after another were attracted by Mu Li's face, even the Miserable Monkey was stunned.
Seeing the trousers flying on the screen, Mu Li felt a little embarrassed for some reason.
Why do people in this world speak so strangely, not at all subtle.
Soon the miserable female monkey responded: "Hello, sister, what are you doing live, chatting? Or talent?"
Mu Li smiled slightly, with a crooked look, looking particularly attractive.
The words that came out of her mouth made the whole live broadcast room quiet for a moment.
"Live fortune-telling, 500 yuan per fortune-telling."
As soon as these words were said, even the miserable female monkey widened her eyes.
"Sister, are you kidding? Or is it some kind of program effect?"
It feels a bit like a scam for such a beautiful lady to tell fortunes.
The situation of pants flying around in the live broadcast room also paused for a while.
"No, it's just fortune-telling. If it's not accurate, you can pay 10 if it's fake."
After Mu Li finished speaking, the audience in the live broadcast room was instantly excited.
[What a big tone, such a beautiful lady is still out to deceive people? ]
[Listen to me, sister, you have to perform a show for us, dance, sing a song, fortune-telling has no future]
[That's right, that thing is feudal superstition, sister is so beautiful, you can make more money as a talent anchor]
[10 times the loss for a fake, sister, you will lose a lot]
The poor mother monkey saw the audience on the screen discussing heatedly, and her eyes unconsciously revealed pride.
Seeing that people kept coming into the live broadcast room, after all, the attraction of a beautiful woman is simply not covered.
In addition, there was also the gimmick of fortune-telling, and the people who stayed in the live broadcast room quickly called people to come and watch the show.
"Miss, you said that if you miscalculate, you can just make a 10-10 bet, so let me try." The
miserable mother monkey saw that the number of people had almost reached, so she used another mobile phone to enter Mu Li's live broadcast room and directly threw a rocket of 1,000 yuan. The
1,000 yuan gift was at least 500 yuan in Mu Li's hands.
When Mu Li saw the gift, his eyes lit up, his whole face was full of smiles, and his eyes were crooked, looking particularly cute.
The money-obsessed look touched the hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room.
[So cute, even if the lady is here to cheat me out of money, I'm willing]
[It's just 500 yuan, lady, smile at me again, I'll give you my life]
[The life-giving brother upstairs, please calm down and see what this anchor is going to do?]
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The live broadcast room was full of people licking the screen, and the number of people increased from 1,000 to more than 3,000.
Everyone was curious about what Mu Li could say.
"What do you want to be told? Face reading, fortune telling, dream interpretation, feng shui, all are fine!"
The miserable female monkey thought for a while and
said: "Then let's do face reading." Then she said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone always says that the experiences I talked about were fake. Let this fortune-telling lady tell me whether what I said was true or not."
After that, she said to Mu Li: "Those experiences I talked about in the live broadcast room, those in the live broadcast room, everyone said I was lying, sister, do you think I look like a liar?"
Then she started to talk about her miserable experiences in her childhood.
"You don't know, my childhood cast a huge shadow on me. A great man once said that happy people use their childhood to heal their whole life, miserable people use their whole life to heal their childhood, and I am that miserable person!" After saying
that, he took out a tissue from his pocket in a particularly exaggerated way and wiped away the tears that were pouring out of his eyes.
Mu Li looked at the face of the miserable big monkey carefully, and the more he looked at it, the bigger the smile on his face became.
As a funny anchor, the very big monkey has a funny temperament when she speaks.
Even if she said such philosophical words, the live broadcast room was still full of hahahaha.
The person who just came in was puzzled.
Seeing the number of people increasing, the miserable female monkey cried: "You don't know, when I was a child, my elders beat me with a stick in front of relatives and friends, and I lost face in front of relatives and friends, and then those little friends laughed at me."
After hearing this, Mu Li couldn't hold back the smile on his face anymore, and his whole face went straight out of the screen.
"Hahahaha..."
The unbridled smile stunned the entire live broadcast room.
[What's wrong with this little sister? Why is she laughing so unbridled? What's so funny about this? Obviously such a tragic thing】
【It's too much. If my family beats me in front of relatives and friends, I will be very embarrassed. This will leave a particularly big shadow in my heart】
【The lady is a bit too much. Although the miserable big monkey is a funny anchor, what she said now is not funny】
【No sympathy at all. She looks so pretty, but her character is really not good】
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Mu Li finally turned around and saw the barrage in the live broadcast room. They were all dissatisfied with her performance, and even started to curse in the live broadcast room.
After finally recovering, the miserable big monkey on her back had a questioning expression.
"So why did your parents beat you, why didn't you say it?"
The face of the very big monkey froze for a moment, and she was speechless.
"At that time, your father took you to pick up those relatives, but you insisted on sitting in the back. It would have been fine if you just sat in the back, but when you were crossing the mountain road, you insisted on playing the game of guessing who I was with your father. Your father was driving on the mountain road with four or five relatives, and he was blindfolded, so he hit you from behind."
Mu Li said to the miserable female monkey with crooked eyes: "Your father is also lucky. Fortunately, there were no cars around at that time, otherwise you would all be game over."
After Mu Li said this, the whole live broadcast room was full of laughter.
The very big female monkey's face was now yellow and white, and it looked particularly funny.
"How do you know? I have never told anyone else. Except for those relatives, no one else knows about this."
The miserable female monkey now believes that Mu Li can really figure it out.
Looking at the increasing number of people in the live broadcast room and the bullet screen that kept swiping hahahaha.
I felt like I was going to lose face for 800 lifetimes.
I never thought that someone would tell the whole story of this matter.
Mu Li couldn't help it and said to the miserable mother monkey: "Anything else you want to ask?"