Chapter 81: I’ll Do the Calculation for You



Chapter 81: I'll do the math for you

Mu Li told the next two girls about their bad habits, and that all three of them were on their menstrual periods, and that they all took painkillers and went on a special forces tour. They

were really young, and they were in good health, so they worked hard.

According to each of their physiques, Mu Li prescribed a prescription suitable for them, and told them to go to bed early and get up early, and go out more often.

There were also some things to pay attention to. Although they looked younger than them, Mu Zhou was like an adult, and gave them earnest instructions.

"Okay, that's all I have to say. You have to remember that your body is your own. You have to take good care of it. Don't ignore it just because you are young. When you grow up, you will still be the ones who get hurt."

Several people were like chickens pecking at rice, so well-behaved.

"Okay, okay, you guys go play quickly."

The little girl suddenly asked: "Anchor, how much do you pay for our medical treatment? We will transfer it to you."

Mu Li shook his head: "Since you are my fans, I won't charge you. You have to pay for the medicine yourself. Remember to go to the store that accepts medical insurance. It is cheaper there."

When several people left, each of them scanned 100 yuan, and then ran away in a hurry, as if they were afraid that Mu Li would catch up.

Mu Li laughed as he looked at them. They were young people, full of youth and vitality. They had a warm aura that made people relax.

Mu Li sat there, and people came to ask questions one after another. When they asked about the price, they all left with a look of dismay.

It was almost noon when Mu Li and the uncle went to the small shop next door to eat.

After eating, when they came back, they saw a fortune-telling stall just opposite Mu Li's stall.

Behind the stall stood an old man wearing a Taoist robe and with white hair. He had the aura of a Taoist master.

The uncle next to him was immediately furious when he saw this. What did this mean?

The stalls under the overpass are usually of the same type. They will not sell directly next to other people. At least they have to keep a certain distance, otherwise it will be like taking away other people's business.

Under the overpass, there are people who specialize in managing the stalls. They only collect money and clean up. Usually they don't care about them at all.

This is their consensus. Who would have thought that this old man would set up a stall directly opposite Mu Li.

Mu Li also had a little anger on his face. He was in a good mood today, but he didn't expect to encounter such a business-stealing thing.

The uncle took Mu Li directly over.

"Grandpa, how can you set up your stall opposite the fortune-telling stall? At least keep some distance between them!"

The old man sat there, seemingly not hearing what they said, with an indifferent look.

The uncle was so angry at this attitude that he saw stars. He had never seen such a person before.

Mu Li took a look at the Taoist priest. The clothes on his body looked quite interesting. In fact, if you look closely, you will find that they were probably bought on Pindaodao for ¥9.9 including shipping.

And this stall was basically modeled after Mu Li's, but a lot of things were removed.

For example, it said that it treated diseases and foot ulcers, and it looked more formal than Mu Li's.

At this time, a young man came over and saw two people gathered there, and he was also curious.

Seeing that he was a fortune teller, he asked curiously: "Grandpa, how much does it cost for a fortune telling?"

After hearing these words, the old man replied: "50 per fortune telling, you can't ask for free. If you make a mistake, you will be compensated 10."

When the young man heard that there was such a good thing, he sat down quickly.

The old man motioned him to scan the code, and without saying a word, he scanned 50.

The uncle and Mu Li stood by, wanting to see what this man could do.

The old man asked the young man to stretch out his hand: "Let me see your hand, and write down your birth date and eight characters."

The young man did it one by one, and soon the old man was mumbling something strange.

"Your grandpa... is a man!"

The young man nodded repeatedly after hearing it.

"Your grandmother is a woman. Before you were born, your father and your mother got married on the same day."

The young man nodded quickly, his eyes wide open: "They are all right. Damn, he actually calculated it so accurately."

"The west door of your house faces east, and the east door faces west. Your eggs will never hatch ducks. Your father and your mother got married on the same day, and they became father and mother on the same day."

The young man felt something was wrong, but he still heard the old man muttering.

"Your grandpa and your father have the same surname. If I'm not mistaken, you and your father and your grandpa also have the same surname. Your grandpa is older than your father."

After saying this, the old man immediately came out of his weird state and looked at the young man seriously.

"Okay, I'm done!"

The young man was confused, and Mu Li and the uncle next to him were almost laughing crazy.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

This was the first time that Mu Li met such a funny old man. The young man looked dumbfounded and looked like he was completely fooled.

Hearing the laughter of the two people, the young man carefully recalled what the old man said before, and suddenly he felt bad.

"Old man, what were you talking about just now? Hurry up and give me your money back. What nonsense are you talking about? Don't I know this myself? Why should I ask you to calculate it?"

The old man closed his eyes, looking like an immortal.

"Just tell me if I calculated it right or not."

The young man nodded: "Yes, it is right, but..."

The old man interrupted the young man directly: "Yes, that is right. If it is right, then why should I give

you a refund?" He pointed to the words on his stall that said "100% compensation for fakes": "100% compensation for fakes, I am not wrong, why should I give you money, young man, go out to work more and use your brain more."

The young man was so angry that his cheeks turned red, but he couldn't say anything.

Suddenly, as if he thought of something, he sat down again.

"I want to ask you for a fortune, but I want to ask a question."

The old man hesitated for a moment, but still nodded.

"Scan the code to pay first."

The young man directly gave him another 50 yuan.

Then he said with a proud temperament: "I want you to calculate how long I can live."

The old man took out a piece of paper, handed it to the young man and asked him to write a word.

The young man wrote the word "liar".

The old man took the word and carefully considered it.

Mu Li, who was standing next to him, thought that the old man was really capable. Although he did not feel the aura of cultivation from the old man, he was not sure.

Then I saw the old man said with a firm face: "You can live until you die!"

Mu Li: ...

Uncle: ...

Young man: ....


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