Chapter 55
Dazai Osamu is a very noisy person, especially when he wants to be noisy.
I couldn't sleep well because I wasn't in bed.
As soon as I close my eyes, some bad sounds often echo in my ears.
I'm not saying that any of the three of them have bad voices, I'm just referring to some things that I've gotten used to but often find annoying.
【Cowardly Family】
【Self-righteous】
【Dislike】【Self-satisfied】
【arrogant】
…
Shut up, it's too noisy.
I opened my eyes and saw the ground through the glass.
...a bit high.
I rubbed my forehead and looked around, and found that Wen Ye was looking at me with resentment, as if saying - why did you wake up just now?
I estimated our current altitude and realized that I had only dozed for less than twenty minutes.
Seeing that he looked bullied, I put my hands on his head to block his sight. "What do you want to wish for?"
His attention quickly shifted, and he made a big circle with his hands, "I have a lot of wishes! I want to eat hot pot with everyone after I go back, and I also want my brother to be more relaxed. The wish I want most is to grow up quickly..."
"How greedy! The Ferris wheel can only fulfill one wish, right? If you wish for too many, the god who grants wishes will be unhappy." Yumeno Hisasaku said from the side.
I took my hand off Wen Ye's head and stared at the sparkling sea in the distance.
The sound of seagulls flapping their wings and their calls, which are much rougher than those of other birds, makes you wonder if they are being naughty and imitating the sounds of cargo ships.
But going out to play is not the time for me to study this. One person's absent-mindedness will affect the interest of the entire team, so I quickly shifted my attention to the person opposite me.
"Brother, do you have any wish you want to make?"
"No... If I were to say what my biggest wish is, it would be to die early, right? After all, I have other wishes that I want to fulfill, so the desire to die has to be put a little bit behind, right?" Dazai Osamu blinked innocently.
…
Maybe I really am a good person.
Otherwise, sometimes I really want to lock him up, break his arms and legs, and throw away all dangerous things... The room should be decorated the way I like...
But would he be unhappy? He should be, right? He should be a normal person to some extent...
Maybe you will even hate me...
I tapped my fingers unconsciously.
I can't let him dislike me. My brother is the only person in this world who cannot dislike me. I will never allow this to happen.
He put his hand in front of me and waved it, as if to call me back to my senses.
"What are you thinking about? Tell me, maybe I can give you some suggestions." He said to me with a smile, as if he really didn't know what I was thinking.
I just pretended he didn't know and answered him with the same smile on his face.
"I was just thinking about what wish I'd make later. I was just thinking about whether to choose to make all jobs disappear. That's all."
"Oh - I'm thinking about my wish."
"Yes, I am thinking about my wish."
"Why not make a wish for Ango's hair to fall out completely?"
"Of course, it's a good wish." Anyway, Ango's hair couldn't fall out in one night, and the wish might not come true, but if the wish came true... wouldn't that be fun too?
The original Chinese text is: Are you all devils?
Mr. Ango, who I don’t know who he is, you must hold on to your hair!
Ango: I can’t bear it! No matter how I think about it, I can’t bear it! Two jobs, two jobs! And they are both jobs that only non-humans can do!
*
After getting off the Ferris wheel, we bought some ice drinks and sat down to have lunch.
Entertainment venues around the world are generally shady, and the food in any amusement park is generally disgusting.
It was the first time I knew that fast food could be made so unpalatable, but Dazai Osamu told me that this was already good.
"This stuff tastes worse than the food I cook myself. I hate this."
Wen Ye was a newborn who was not afraid of tigers. He asked me courageously, "Are the things my sister cooks unpalatable?"
I said nonchalantly, "Yeah, it tastes terrible, the kind that will make you vomit. I remember when I first started cooking, not only did I overcook the best crabs until they had black edges, but even the stir-fried dishes I used for training ended up being rejected by dogs."
"Hey, how did you survive? You can't even cook, what do you usually eat?" asked Yumeno Hisasaku.
"We eat in the cafeteria. Mafia has a cafeteria. Although everyone says the food there is not good, for me it's fine as long as the food is edible - of course, what I cook myself doesn't count."
"We can't survive without a canteen. What if the canteen is closed one day?"
"Let's go out to eat or have instant noodles...are you jealous?"
Yumeno Jiu gave me a sidelong glance and picked up the iced cola he had chosen. “No.”
I shrugged. Anyway, people who can't cook can survive nowadays. Besides, if I can't cook, don't I know to ask Dazai Osamu to do it?
Although Dazai Osamu is also too lazy to move, but if you tell him a few more times, he will get impatient and do it.
What if the food in the cafeteria is really inedible... This won't happen, because we are Mafia, and if we really can't do a good job, we will let the cafeteria chef pick up a gun and find another job.
So the dine-in service at our Mafia is pretty good. After all, sometimes even the officers come to the cafeteria to eat.
roller coaster.
Yumeno Hisaku was not tall enough, so his expression immediately became much uglier. He grabbed Dazai Osamu who was about to leave and smiled very fakely.
"Mr. Dazai, aren't you afraid that I might do something if I stay here?"
Dazai looked at the roller coaster from above, listened to the screams of the people on it, and rolled his eyes. "What confidence do you have that you can compare to the importance of a roller coaster?"
Wait for me, roller coaster, I'll come and ride it right away!
Then he slapped Yumeno Hisasaku's hand away and went over excitedly to check the tickets.
I looked at Dazai Osamu's expression and couldn't help but sigh, "I was afraid that he wouldn't be so happy today."
It seems that I was worrying too much. He might want to play it a few more times.
Then wait in line right behind him.
Yumeno Hisasaku looked at the two of them running so fast, and turned to look at Nakahara Fumuya with a gloomy face, "Are you going too?"
Wen Ye looked at the roller coaster with a hint of longing in his eyes. "The height limit is 1.5 meters... I am tall enough."
"So you want to go too? You want to leave me alone? You want to go and play by yourself but leave me here alone to watch you guys having so much fun?" Yumeno Hisasaku's expression was distorted, and there were even tears in the corners of his eyes.
Wen Ye panicked for a moment, and hurriedly comforted Yumeno Hisasaku, "No, I haven't thought about this! I, I just..."
"You just wanted to go out and have fun and leave me behind. What's wrong with that? Right?" he cried.
"No, no, I'll stay with you, okay?"
So Yumeno Hisasaku immediately stopped crying.
Zhong Yuanwen also suddenly realized that he seemed to be too young.
*
Dazai Osamu was very excited after getting on the roller coaster. He never stopped sitting still. "If I suddenly loosen my seat belt at that place, will I be able to die painlessly?"
He pointed to a sharp turn.
"Will it?" If it was that place, because of the strong inertia, he would definitely hit his head and break his skull and die.
"Really? Really!" He looked at that place with burning eyes and did not forget to ask for my approval.
I smiled with my eyes curved, as if to acknowledge him, but it was just to hide the darkness in my eyes.
Until the staff ruthlessly buckled his seat belt on him.
"!" His expression froze for a moment. "How could you do this... You are such a lovely lady, why would you do such a thing?"
He held the staff member's hand and said, "My dear lady, my lifelong wish is to die naturally and refreshingly, for my lifelong happiness..."
The staff member blushed at Dazai's face and him holding her hand. "What? Just tell me and I'll do my best to help you!"
"Can you please help me fasten this seat belt?" Dazai Osamu said the second half of the sentence.
The staff calmed down immediately.
——Seeing that the man in front of her was so handsome and wanted her help, she thought it was a romantic relationship, but she didn't expect that he was a grudge who wanted to make her lose her job.
"No, sir, please stay away for my job."
How do I choose between money and handsome guys? No need to choose. Handsome guys should stay away from my money.
*
Because of the rejection, Dazai Osamu completely turned into an original painter or a simple sketch.
Even so, he still murmured, "I was rejected by the lovely lady. I, Dazai Osamu, was rejected..."
At least I haven't seen his "honey trap" fail in a long time.
Even if the ladies he liked couldn't help him directly, they would shyly offer some help within their ability. There had never been such a complete rejection as now.
I patted his shoulder and said to the staff member, "He's fine. Please don't worry about him or let it affect your mood. He will be fine soon."
The staff member smiled in a typical corporate smile and said, "This incident won't affect my mood for making money."
Then it gradually disappeared from our sight.
I turned my head and felt the roller coaster's ascent.
Dazai Osamu's mood certainly wouldn't get bad just because he was rejected, because he didn't really take such things to heart.
"Woo-hoo--hahahahaha..." It felt like there was a fool sitting next to me.
I looked blank.
*
After we came down, I realized that my legs were weak. I stumbled a little and then left the battlefield.
Dazai Osamu wanted to come again, so Wen went with him, and I stayed to accompany Yumeno Hisasaku.
"Hey, why don't you continue playing?"
"Heh, I was just wondering why you didn't take the opportunity to use your special ability just now. Are you afraid of Wen Ye?"
…
Nakahara Fumuya's temperament is no different from that of a newborn baby. If Yumeno Hisasaku really wants to take the opportunity to bully him, Fumuya may not even realize that he is being bullied.
So even if Yumeno Hisasaku wanted to use his special abilities, why wouldn't he take advantage of this perfect opportunity?
Was he being controlled by the only "friend" who was not afraid of him?
"You're scared."
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