Chapter Sixty-Six: The Last Straw That Broke the Simp



Yu Mobai finally realized what was happening. He looked at the waiter who had run away and asked, "Were these all your friends just now?"

"Ah...haha."

Yan Moxuan sighed; things were taking an unexpected turn.

"I knew it was weird."

Yu Mobai smiled and said, "Why don't we eat together?"

"No, no, no, don't worry about them."

Yan Moxuan curled her red lips, "Those sluts say all sorts of things, sorry."

"It's alright, it's quite interesting."

Yu Mobai shook his head. "What about the dishes we ordered earlier?"

"Don't worry."

With her roommates' pranks gone, Yan Moxuan finally felt relieved. Otherwise, she would always be worried that they would be exposed and live in constant fear.

She rested her chin on her hand and asked with some curiosity, "Why didn't you give me your photos when I asked you for them, since you're so handsome?"

"Forehead..."

Yu Mobai glanced at the chubby, dark-skinned man next to him, looking helpless. "I'm afraid I'll scare you if I'm too ugly."

"Not ugly at all, very handsome."

Yan Moxuan was a sucker for good looks. After seeing Yu Mobai's face, she frantically tried to make excuses for herself, "Um... I'm sorry about what happened in the game before, I was in a bad mood at the time."

"I don't really want that level 100 equipment; I just want to see if you're sincere."

"When are we getting married? I'd like to have a baby."

Looking at Feng Linhao, who had his head down, Yu Mobai could only give a selective answer, "Let's talk about it after military training. I'm too tired to play games right now."

"Mmm, I understand."

Yan Moxuan stretched out her delicate white hand, "Can I borrow your phone for a moment?"

"What are you doing?"

"Let me add you on QQ. It's not convenient to talk in the game."

Yu Mobai was shocked. Feng Linhao, that good-for-nothing, actually tried to lick someone's boots without even getting their QQ number!

Is this the tragedy of a simp?

The one who suffered the most was Feng Linhao, who was listening to the two chatting.

Waaah...it hurts so much.

He chatted with her for several months and asked for her contact information several times, but she never gave it to him.

Upon seeing Yu Mobai, they actually took the initiative to ask for his contact information!

The difference is so huge!

Is this world all about looks?

However, not wanting to disappoint Yan Moxuan, the simp voluntarily offered up Yu Mobai's QQ number.

“ ”

"Okay, thank you. Eat as much as you want today, there's plenty."

Having obtained the contact information, Yan Moxuan's already alluring face became even more rosy. She tapped a few times on her phone, "Sent it over, please accept."

Only after Feng Linhao gestured did Yu Mobai reluctantly pass.

He likes pretty girls, but he can't touch the girl his friend likes!

"Hey, your profile picture is so simple, and your name isn't in Martian script either."

Yan Moxuan curiously clicked on QQ Space to take a look, but there wasn't a single post or log.

Yu Mobai mainly felt that these yandere novels were too damn idiotic.

For example, if two young lovers are arguing, one of them will definitely run away halfway through the argument, and the other person will go out to look for them, only to find that they have been in a car accident. In the end, the other person will hold the deceased and wail, saying why they didn't cherish the other person back then.

Or it could be a story about a man and a woman who fall in love online, but suddenly the man disappears, and the woman, in a fit of anger, gets together with another man.

Then he suddenly received an email or something, which contained a love letter from a boy, saying that he had to leave because of a serious illness, and that he loved him very much.

In the end, the girl went on a suicide attempt to find the boy, and the boy's spirit looked at the girl and talked on and on.

These kinds of blog posts are very common these days, and almost everyone keeps reposting them; they're incredibly popular.

Even though I liked these kinds of emotional diaries when I was a child, I can't bear to look at them now.

Yu Mobai would immediately close such blog posts, let alone his own QQ space.

He had just cleaned it a while ago, and it took him a full hour.

After all, who wasn't once a nonconformist?

"The food is here, the food is here, let's eat."

Yu Mobai picked up the plate, preparing to put the meat and vegetables into the soup base, and then quickly end this substitute journey.

I can only look, not flirt. Several times I almost said something suggestive, but I swallowed it back down.

This feeling is like being about to erupt but suddenly becoming limp and weak the next second, it's extremely uncomfortable!

"You probably can't eat spicy food, right?"

Feng Linhao picked up his chopsticks and grabbed Yu Mobai's chopsticks, forcibly putting the meat and vegetables that Yu Mobai was going to put into the spicy soup into the clear soup.

Do you like spicy food?

Yan Moxuan didn't even think about why Feng Linhao knew she didn't like spicy food. Instead, she was very concerned about Yu Mobai's love for spicy food. "It's okay, I can eat it too. It's more satisfying after eating spicy food."

Before I knew it, another witty remark slipped out.

Yu Mobai wasn't sure if he was thinking the wrong thing, but under his surprised gaze, Yan Moxuan poured the rest of the meat into the spicy soup in one go.

Waaah...

Seeing this, Feng Linhao's heart sank to the bottom, just like those pieces of meat.

What happened to the rule that eating spicy food would cause an allergic reaction?

What happened to the promise that I couldn't eat any spicy food at all?

Why did the rules we once adhered to change so quickly?

Is it because you're obsessed with looks?

Once the hot pot started bubbling again, Yu Mobai reached out with his chopsticks.

The soft voice sounded again in my ear, "Serving food to others."

Grass!

Yu Mobai paused for a moment and sighed inwardly.

There's truly no one else who's gone to such lengths as to be a simp.

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