Chapter Thirty-Three: After reading the flyer, Yu Mobai wanted to cry.



"Shocking! After being admitted to Shengjing University, he actually did this!"

After deciding on the title, adding the interview photos and subtitles, Yu Mobai began to fabricate the following melodramatic story.

To attract viewers, the next "story" must be something that ordinary people like to watch.

So, Yu Mobai racked his brains and fabricated the following content.

(This is a picture I made casually, not a professional one.)

"The owners of Mobai Supermarket have been going crazy these past two days!"

"After their child was admitted to Shengjing University, a top-tier university in the country, they no longer want to study there and insist on going to a second-tier university!"

"This angered the couple so much that they had heart problems. What's the difference between giving this money to their child for tuition and giving it to an ungrateful wretch?"

"After that, they thought that rather than being angered by this rebellious son, they might as well kick him out and sever all ties!"

"In a fit of anger, they decided to give away one LCD TV, sixty Haier refrigerators, one hundred rice cookers, two hundred bags of rice, two hundred bags of flour, and two hundred barrels of soybean oil to benefit society!"

"A social welfare event, from xx to xx, for five days only, everything is free!"

"As long as you come, there will be something to give you! The couple said that even if all the money is given away, they won't leave a single penny for their unfilial son!"

"At the same time, the couple also expressed their special gratitude to the affordable restaurant that had been preparing nutritious meals for their son before the college entrance examination. It was because of their balanced nutrition that their son achieved such good results. It's just a pity that they ate such good meals for nothing!"

"The restaurant owner is incredibly generous. He said that all the food he cooked before was considered as feeding the dogs, and from now on, any student who eats his exam-prep meal at his restaurant will get a 10% discount! He's doing this to benefit society!"

"I also want to thank the appliance store for providing my son with a computer and desk lamp. They are of excellent quality. Without these two appliances, my son's grades would not have improved so much. Moreover, after a whole year of studying, he doesn't even have nearsightedness!"

"The store owner was also very emotional. He has taken back the computer he bought and hopes to give it to someone who is destined to have it. So, anyone who buys a computer will get a 20% discount, and anyone who buys other home appliances will get a 10% discount!"

"Finally, I want to thank the stationery store owner for providing three years' worth of stationery. Many high school students failed their exams because their answer sheets couldn't be read and their scores were invalidated because the pencils they bought weren't genuine 2B pencils. But my son has been using stationery from his store and it's always been excellent. Otherwise, he wouldn't have achieved such good results!"

"The stationery store owner said that from now on, any student who buys an exam preparation kit will receive a 20% discount, and she will compensate ten times the price if it's fake! She also admitted that she was blind before and misjudged the customer, so she decided to offer a 10% discount on all college freshman preparation kits in the store!"

"Just bring your Mobai Supermarket membership card and enjoy additional discounts at any of the three stores!"

"A rebellious son has implicated several shops. No matter what the couple says, it's no use. Everyone, please give us some advice!"

Yu Mobai finished writing several hundred words, and even he couldn't help but laugh when he looked at them.

Damn it, he's been tricked into buying things like this since he was a kid.

If I were to write this in any more detail, it would turn into a sensational tabloid.

Moreover, his promotional flyer is full of ridiculous and absurd details.

It includes a range of information such as free home appliances, family ethics, discounts and promotions, free rice, flour and cooking oil, nationally renowned universities, and student exam results.

Whether it's rice, flour, or cooking oil that your grandparents are interested in.

Middle-aged people are still most concerned about their children's academic performance.

From computers and mobile phones to other electronic products that young people care about when they start school, everything is available on the platform.

Wouldn't that immediately attract people of all ages?

"Damn, that's absolutely amazing!"

Yu Mobai couldn't help but sigh, "How come I never realized I had the potential to be a senior UC editor before?"

After he finished typing the draft, he quickly sent it to Dong Yike and Ji Mushu.

Their reactions were very genuine; they both exclaimed that this was something no human could have come up with.

The next day, Yu Mobai went to a copy shop, had the owner print out a copy according to his own format, and then returned to the supermarket.

At that moment, Yu Jinsheng was watching the wall being demolished behind him when Yu Mobai called him to the front desk and handed him a flyer.

The couple were stunned after seeing it.

Is this how flyers are distributed?

I was absolutely shocked!

I've lived for decades and never seen a flyer like this before!

"Son, aren't you just writing nonsense?"

"Who would read it if I didn't write it this way, Mom?"

Yu Mobai replied with a smile, "Go and look around on the main street now. Whether it's trash cans or streets, there are flyers thrown away everywhere. If we were as conservative and traditional as them, who would read our flyers?"

Yu Jinsheng was quite satisfied with the flyer. He waved his hand and said, "Go ahead and show it to the other three companies."

At noon, Yu Mobai called the three people to the restaurant.

The flyer was slapped directly onto the table and shown to the three people.

The three of them were stunned when they finished reading the flyer.

this...

This is absolutely amazing!

Who would have thought that Yu Mobai could use flyers in such creative ways!

This kid from the Yu family is indeed a college student; how could anyone come up with something like this?

Imagine if you handed out these flyers to passersby on the street, who would glance at them and then throw them away?

Just based on this title, 80% of people will be curious enough to read on!

That means you've succeeded more than halfway!

After all, where can you find flyers like this nowadays?

This is so amazing!

It immediately grabs people's attention!

From the title to the content, it's incredibly melodramatic!

But there's a kind of magic that compels you to keep watching. Isn't that strange?

Old Li was so shocked when he saw the flyer that his jaw almost dropped.

"Good lad, I knew I wasn't wrong about you! No wonder you're a college student, your brain works much better than ours!"

He could already imagine that once these tens of thousands of flyers were distributed, many people who were just there to watch the spectacle would come!

"In addition, here are the discounts you mentioned before, which I have also written down."

Yu Mobai said with a smile, "Then there are your exam nutrition meals and back-to-school gift packs from the stationery store. You should prepare them well, and it's best to prepare more than you need."

"Don't worry about that."

The stationery store owner patted her chest confidently, "We definitely won't hold you back!"

"Yes, this discount is good enough. Even if it were a little lower, we would still make a profit."

The restaurant owner's mouth was practically stretched to his ears in a grin, and it really was.

The buyer is never as shrewd as the seller. Once you can get your hands on something, no matter how hard you haggle, or even cut the price in half, as long as the seller sells it, they've made a profit!

"What do you think of our storefront? We specially closed for a day to make it look so bright and spacious!"

"It's pretty good."

The shop owner nodded, "Your supermarket is nearby, so business will definitely be better."

"Hey, everything's fine."

The restaurant owner waved his hand and shouted to the kitchen, "Bring up a few of your signature dishes. I'm going to have a few drinks with this young man today!"

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