So I had to resort to other methods to relieve my impulses and energy.
So around 8 p.m., dormitory 419 became lively again, something it hadn't done in a long time.
This is all thanks to Yu Mobai. Whenever he comes back, the dormitory is as lively as if it were Chinese New Year.
Because whenever he was around, students from other dormitories would often come over with cigarettes to brag.
"Brother Yu, when is the next test for League of Legends?"
Wei Yufan, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, asked, "My heart is like the barbarian king's sword, it's already thirsting for blood."
"That's right, Brother Yu."
Kang Enbo grinned and took out a deck of cards. "My high school classmates from my hometown are so envious of me. They all say that if I hang out with them, I'll definitely have a bright future."
"You guys shouldn't get too addicted to games."
Dong Haoran, who was usually quiet in the dormitory, spoke up because of Yu Mobai's presence, "My mom told me that I can't play games in college, it will affect my studies."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Wei Yufan disliked listening to Dong Haoran talk, as he would always say things like "My mom said it," which Wei Yufan found tiresome.
Normally, if he doesn't wash his feet before going to bed, Dong Haoran starts acting like a "mom." "My mom says that boys must wash themselves clean before going to bed at night."
If Dong Hao tries to stay in bed one day, his "mom" starts nagging again. "My mom says that boys must be self-disciplined, including planning what time to get up. As the saying goes, 'The early bird catches the worm.'"
Wei Yufan was already fed up with his act, so this time she interrupted him directly, "Your mother isn't my mother. My mother tells me I can sleep however I want. Your behavior is like...like..."
"Mama's boy".
Yu Mobai summed it up in one sentence.
"Yes, Mom... a mama's boy."
Wei Yu Fan's eyes lit up. "Brother Yu's summary is spot on! It's so insightful!"
Dong Haoran wasn't very good at talking, and after being interrupted like that, he could only sit on the bed sullenly and stop talking.
Yu Mobai looked at the two of them with a grin. That's really how college roommates are. It's like opening a blind box; you never know who you'll meet.
Their dorm is considered relatively good. For example, in other dorms, people usually split the bill when they go out to eat. But their splitting is different from others; they pay according to the "pieces/grains/strips" of food.
For example, you and he go to eat fried chicken strips together. One serving is twelve strips and costs six yuan.
The person said, "I only ate four, so I'll give you two yuan."
Then, when you stopped eating, he took away the chicken strips you hadn't finished, saying, "It's a waste if you can't finish them, so I'll eat them for you."
Therefore, there are eccentric people everywhere.
Yu Mobai didn't care how weird his roommates were; weird roommates just bring more fun, right?
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